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Are you gonna fuck me or not
This is a parody of the popular country song "you gonna kiss me or not?" by Thompson Square. Any resemblance to the original should be disregarded. Sing it to their tune or make up your own for your own enjoyment.
YOU GONNA FUCK ME OR NOT?
Layin out on the pool patio You were laying face down and showing some moon With the sight of your backside up All I could think of was how it would feel
But you were so pretty, not like I It was hard to believe as you rolled over Smiled and said to me "Are you gonna fuck me or not?"
Have you got a boner or what?
You know I really love cock Now dont miss your shot To shoot cum in my twat!
It was the most exciting pussy I'd ever had I think you know I shot a big load Now I don't ever want to miss my shot To fill up your pretty twat!
We planned it out to meet that night In your Momma's bed we turned out the light I went down on you and made you squirm Then you bent down and sucked my cock
You said "are you gonna cum in my mouth or what?
You know I love to suck cock Dont make me miss swallowing the cumshot I love to feel you cum in my mouth You gonna kiss me or what?"
When we kissed the lights came on and there stood her Mom Smiling you said, "Mom join us in bed He's got a big cock with lots of cum to shoot He will do me then do you too!"
Now Mom, kiss him while I open my legs To let you see the cum he put in me!
Now we are a happy family all together in bed Just because you said "You gonna fuck me or not?"