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One word that describes you
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > One word that describes you       11-15-2013 03:38 AM
In a word, as it relates to swinging:; Satisfying; ;
What's for Breakfast
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Breakfast       10-27-2012 13:30 PM
2-egg omlette (whole eggs & water, whisked) with precooked mushroom slices, chives, tomato, a little grated American cheese and a little pepper and salt, cooked quickly with Pam in a heavy pan. 1 slice of dry, white toast, 4oz blueberries with a couple Tblsp. of plain yogurt, 16oz black coffee, all chased with 1 1/2 quarts of water.
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What A Great Name For A Rockband!       09-03-2012 23:38 PM
Band: Barry and the Wannabe's Cuts: "Born in the USA" "I Hope I Can Change"
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What A Great Name For A Rockband!       08-26-2012 00:02 AM
Band: Jesse's Claim to Fame Cut: "Brains on My New White Shirt"
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       08-15-2012 15:29 PM
Penelope Cruz
Favorite Quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Jokes and Funnies > Favorite Quotes       08-05-2012 02:08 AM
Here are a few I remember: "Fags in California fuck the girls, too! Must be the goddamn orange juice or the sunshine." "There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity." --Goethe-- "Can't we all just...get along?"-- Rodney King-- "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." --Ben Franklin-- ""Civilized people are taught by logic, barbarians by necessity, communities by tradition; and the lesson is inculcated even in wild beasts by nature itself. They learn that they have to defend their own bodies and persons and lives from violence of any and every kind by all means in their power!" --Cicero--
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What A Great Name For A Rockband!       05-03-2012 19:49 PM
- What Price EXta$y ........... Sliding in Pink Splendor
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What A Great Name For A Rockband!       04-05-2012 16:10 PM
Okay, I wasn't going to go there, but here goes: "Noses for Assholes" performing their two lastest hits, "Face Down in Brown" and "I Heart Fart."
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What A Great Name For A Rockband!       04-01-2012 05:22 AM
Hear are a few I came up with: Don’t Try This At Home Monsters Among Us Quest for Insolence Dark Ideas Creampuff Wasteland of Ignorance French Resistance Fur Cookie Deeply Involved Sticky Business Roach Motel
question for all
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > question for all       08-19-2011 00:21 AM
"Why was the original post for this thread deleted? Why do they do that on any thread for that matter? " As far as I know, there are only two reasons that topic messages and subsequent replies are deleted: 1. The person creating the topic or reply deletes them. 2. The UserName or membership of the person(s) who created the topic or reply is inactivated or terminated for some reason. Are there other reasons that this could happen.....(?).....I don't know.
Full Swapping in separate rooms
FORUMS > General Discussions > Straight Couples > Full Swapping in separate rooms       01-15-2011 02:08 AM
As a single, naturally there are three of us together. A good share of the time, I am with the wife and her husband is sitting back watching or naked on the bed with us watching. Also, a good share of the time the wife is using both of us, either singly or in tandem. Yow!! :-) However, sometimes, the husband will stick around for a while and just leave us alone together and go watch tv or something. I personally find that to be strange and it makes me nervous. I enjoy being with the wife alone and I can be more intimate with her, but I feel like I am cheating with his wife, or something....I guess. Don't know where THAT feeling comes from, but I prefer us all three to be there.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       06-09-2010 02:50 AM
"I'll GET you, my pretty! And, your little DOG, too!!" --The Wicked Witch of the West-- "There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity." --Johann Wolfgang von Goethe-- "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." --Edmund Burke-- "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." --Benjamin Franklin-- "You interrupted an important conversation on serious matters regarding big things!" --one of the ? Brothers from Angel and the Bad Man-- "Can't we all just...get along?" --Rodney King--
question for all
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > question for all       05-17-2008 05:38 AM
You know, this seems very strange to me. NOT that the couple asked you to come over and sit and then became very suggestive, but that: 1. you were waiting for a direct invitation 2. you had to come here and ask "what should I have done?" This is an old joke but here goes: Guy walking down the street runs into a friend of his. His friend is all beat up, bleeding from a cut above his eye, his other eye is swollen shut, his lip is swollen and slightly split and bleeding and his clothing is all mussed up. The guy asks, "Good grief, what happened to you!?" His friend answers, "Well I saw this good looking chick and I asked her if she wanted to fuck. She beat the hell out of me! Must have had karate training or something!" The guy says, "What? You just asked a strange woman to fuck? Do you do that often?" His friend nods yes. "Well, you sure must get beat up a lot!!" His friend replies, "Yeah, I do get slapped a lot, mostly, but you'd be surprised at how much pussy I get, too!!" So, the point is, you should have taken the lead and asked them if they could get away from their friends so you three could get over to their place and have some fun together. That's what they were waiting for. For you to say, "Hey yeah, let's do it."
Fem has a question for you guys about big lips
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > Fem has a question for you guys about big lips       04-27-2006 01:55 AM
- Just meandering here, adding bits of information....... I'm not sure which I like. I had a girlfriend for a while who had what I thought at the time was the most beautiful pussy in the world. Her lips didn't show at all from out of her vulva, just a pouty, slightly open slit that when she was excited was visibly moist externally. Spreading her vulva open, you could see her inner lips, voluptuous and light or dark pink, depending on her state of arousal, surrounding the entrance to her tiny, tight vagina. When aroused, her clitoris peeked slightly out of her vulva like a pearl. I also had a girlfriend, whose pink lips just were so feminine to me that they, to me, defined "woman". Just beautiful! So, I don't know for sure about big vs. small lips. I saw a porn film many years ago with a woman in it that I swear could fly with those things if she could get them flapping!!! They were that big..........really! I was not attracted to that. Jeez, the original bat woman. I also saw a show recently on either The Learning Channel or Discover Channel or something like that about a female plastic surgeion who specializes in beautifying women's vulvas by working on their pussy lips, tightening up a loose vagina, installing new hymans, etc. SLO
Stupid things that make you go hmmm
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Stupid things that make you go hmmm       03-08-2005 14:58 PM
No, No, No, No, NO! :-) I love all that stuff like pizza, Burger King (McD sucks), Taco Bell, etc., but I can't handle soda with sugar. Acutally, today, it's not sugar, but high fructose corn syrup, a.k.a. embalming fluid. So, I drink diet Coke or some other diet soda whenever I want a soda ("pop", to you easterners). High fructose corn syrup goes straight to your thighs, ass or abdomen. Non-diet soda makes me feel like I have a lead weight in my stomach. In the olld days, when they used cane sugar in Cokes, I could drink it all day. And no, it's not just 'cuz I'm older.
Facials
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Facials       02-24-2005 01:32 AM
The Japanese actually have a name for this practice, and it has somewhat of a following. It is called "Bukkake" and is a form of group sex practice wherein a series of men takes turns masturbating and ejaculating on a kneeling woman's face. Originally, (I think, but am not sure) it was a form of humilation for the woman (which not many of us, thank goodness, seem to be into), but I think we can readily see that it can be exciting and a turn on when things are going the right way. Anyway, if it pleases the lady, then it can't be bad, right?
Stupid things that make you go hmmm
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Stupid things that make you go hmmm       01-27-2005 16:51 PM
So, I should have done this long ago. I found an answer to my "crowbar" question, but whether it's the CORRECT answer is debateable. Anyway, it sounds good and might be true! BUT WHERE DID THE TERM "CHILISIZE" ORIGINATE??? OK, "crowbar".....here goes: "There is a connection between crows and crowbars, and it isn't the feathers. It's the beak. A crow has a powerful pointed beak with which it can, crows being very smart birds, pry open darn near anything it wants. So when humans invented a long iron bar with a hooked end to pry things open, they named it after the clever crow. In fact, the original crowbar (known simply as a "crow" back in 1400) sported one end shaped into a beak, rather than the flattened surface seen on modern crowbars." Whew!
Stupid things that make you go hmmm
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Stupid things that make you go hmmm       01-27-2005 04:04 AM
Okay, I've been wondering about these for years. I have TWO (2) questions, each ranking right up there with "What is the meaning of life?". (1) Why do they call it a "crowbar"? (2) You know those disgusting hamburgers covered with chili beans? Why do they call it a "chili size"? I wake up nights sweating and with a rapid pulse thinking about these two things. Or, it may just be a wet dream.....I dunno. :-)
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex       11-14-2004 02:06 AM
Haven't thought about this in a while, but how about: In my girlfriend's parents' bedroom! We we naked, sweaty and stroking it fast and furiously! There was only one way in and out of that bedroom and that was down a narrow hallway. They lived in a small home and her Dad came home early and we didn't hear him come in the front door. He was headed down the hallway and her brother caught him and off and asked him to come to the back yard and look at something. (Afterward, her brother constantly reminded me of how much I owed him.) I was in my clothes down the hall and out the front door in seconds! 'Course, being a horny, obnoxious, arrogant and a waaay- smarter-than-an-adult teenager, I then rang the front doorbell. Her dad answered the door (he didn't like me) with a "what do you want!!?" He let me in, called his daughter, who came out looking somewhat flushed and disheveled. He went to his bedroom and my girlfirned and I went out in the back yard to a large playhouse where she dropped her jeans, turned her back to me, bent over and we finished our interrupted tryst. She was my first and most passionate love and I still think about her.
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