The Suite Life Presents:
'Twas The Naughty Before Christmas
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THE PARTY: Wear your fun, sexy holiday outfits. As outrageous as you want to be. And if your imagination fails you, nice club-type clothes are always welcome. Holiday decor abounds!!

'Twas the Naughty Before Xxxmas, and all through the club,
nude cherubs were searching for nice knobs to rub.
Lace stockings were draped, 'cross beds with care,
In hopes that Saint Nick, soon would be there.
When out in the lot, there rose such a clatter,
I bolted outside to see what was the matter.
This spry old guy, jumped out so quick,
I knew in a moment, it must be Saint Nick.
It's urgent he said, as he rushed in the hatch,
It's Xmas Eve, and I'm here for some snatch.
He looked like a peddler, and OH what a pack,
Then in rushed the ladies, OH such fine racks.
He said not a word, and went right to work.
He filled them all up, with an occasional jerk.
Now he was sprung, and left each chick with a glow.
Merry Xmas to all, and each Ho, Ho, Ho.

DRESS: Nice club clothes. Xmas themes, etc. We suggest bringing an extra outfit to change into after you get in the doors. Vanilla in the parking lot please.

BIG NEWS!!: Those of you that have been with us for a number of years know that we are constantly updating the club. We have re-imagined all of our social areas for a high energy, dance club/bar vibe.

Hard pounding music when you enter.
We've expanded the main hall for more rooms to dance, socialize and party.
Bumpin' bass on the dance floor.
Lazers
Dj lighting, to dazzle all the senses.
But wait... there's more!
If you like something a little more quiet and less intense, we have several comfortable social areas away from the razzle-dazzle dance floor.

THE CLUB
The Suite Life is the only Northern California Lifestyle location to earn the coveted "CLUB STATUS" from SLS. We are not a house party and not a hotel party. We are a members-only private association. Ask about our Travel Club benefits for members including discount hotels, travel and lifestyle events. We have launched our own clothing line too. "Fck'd Brand" our line is available at the club, or online.

THE FACILITY
PRIVATE MEMBERS-ONLY, INVITATION-ONLY ASSOCIATION
We boast several private rooms, open rooms, and group rooms.
Several Rest Rooms and showers
An indoor air-conditioned smoking lounge
Outdoor smoking is also available
We have lots of lockers. Bring your own lock for free use, or we sell locks for $5
Music
Dance Floor
Karaoke Fun Zone
420 Smoke Out Room
And Friendly, Welcoming Members
Nightclub Style Bar and Dance Club
Secure, gated parking. First come, first serve.

THE LODGE PARTY LOUNGE: The Dance Party Lounge is the center of action. BYOB bar with high-top seating. Dancefloor with a pole and TV monitors, plus the Karaoke Fun Zone. The music is hard-hitting all night long. We start off with popular dance music, and guests can request anything they want to hear all night long with "DJ Alexa". Be sure to come to the Dance Party Lounge around 11pm for Mas Tequila. We crank up the tunes and kick off the party with shots for everyone, even if you just have water, we want you to join the party. When they say "Tequila Made Me Do It" THIS is what they are talking about. This is also where you can find complimentary food and snacks to keep your energy levels up.

SAINT ANDREWS DUNGEON
Two St. Andrews Crosses
Paddle benches
The Alter - Suspension frame, Swing, and more. (Featured in Upper Floor Adult Movies)
Gyno Tables
Your hosts are very skilled with rope, floggers, whips, chains, and more. Ask and we'll try to break free for a demo.

LIGHTS OUT LOUNGE: Intended for the adventurous, this lounge features The Dark Room where you can experience sensory deprivation in pitch darkness, or for the timid, we offer subdued black lights and choose your own music. Next to The Dark Room, take in the sights and sounds over our very own Private Theater. Movies run with vintage theater seating and just the right naughty vibe.

DRAGON'S DEN HOUSE PARTY LOUNGE: Get away from the loud music, lasers, and flashing lights. The Suite Life is a huge venue, and we have the freedom to be creative with our space. For those who enjoy the crowded feeling of house parties, we introduce the House Party Lounge. Play sexy card games in the game room. Watch TV on the couch, visit your naughty neighbors in the voyeur rooms, try out the Sybian and electro play with your naughty neighbor, Dennis. Or join couples only in the "Master Suite". After your fun, you can grab a hot shower. And make yourself at home. Help yourself to whatever is in the fridge.

BOB MARLEY'S SMOKE OUT LOUNGE: Indoor smoke room. Sneak through the curtain in the back to find a secret restroom, shower & hot tub.

HOUSE RULES: EVERYONE MUST HAVE AN INVITATION. Members Only. Ask first. No means no. Maybe means no unless otherwise specified. Drink Responsibly. You can leave your car overnight if you need to call for a ride. Fun, friendly and respectful people are welcome.

TEXT CONTACT: 916-573-5736 Include your profile name, party, and any specific questions.

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