Saturday, June 21st at the The Grove. 9 PM ‘til the cops show up, and maybe a little longer...

Well butter your biscuits and bail out your cousin, because Earl is finally out of jail!

On probation and down to his last tank top, Earl’s throwing a party like only a man with no money, no house, and no shame can.

Now don’t ask how he’s pulling this off—he won’t say, and we’re not trying to testify. The courts gave everything to his baby mamas, so this ain’t a homecoming, it’s a borrowed lawn party.

He’s got two goals:

Say howdy to his friends (that’s y’all),

Find a woman who ain’t too picky and still has all her front teeth—or at least some real good fake ones she can pop out when the mood’s right.

He might not have food stamps left, but he might have a grill. He ain’t hiding from the law no more, so he’s ready to take some pictures—shirt optional, parole officer disapproved.

Throw on your finest wife beater, cut-off jorts, tube tops, or anything from the clearance bin at the Dollar General. Come thirsty, come hungry, and come ready to party like you're celebrating your divorce being finalized.

Trashy games, questionable dancing, and possibly a mystery meat buffet await.

It’s not just a party... it’s a lifestyle.

White Trash Bash. Be there, or be classy.

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