May 30, 2026

???? FAKESGIVING 2026
Thanks-& giving… but make it summer, wild, and recklessly stuffed.
What happens when Thanksgiving gets bored of November, steals a bikini, grabs a pineapple, and dives into a pool in May?
FAKESGIVING.

That’s what.
This is a deliberately wrong, wildly fun, upside-down Thanksgiving celebration where fall flavors, summer heat, and adult energy collide. No family drama. No awkward prayers. Just good food, great bodies, loud laughs, poolside chaos, and people who understand the assignment.
We’re throwing stressful tradition out the window and keeping only the parts we actually like:
Eating
Drinking
Swimming
Flirting
And being thankful for “BAD” decisions made with “GOOD” people

Welcome to Fakesgiving 2026.
?? WHEN & WHERE THE CHAOS BEGINS
Saturday, May 30th, 2026
Starts at 3:00 PM
Pool party vibes from the moment you arrive
21+ Adults Only
Show up early, get wet early, regret nothing.

???? DRESS CODE: THANKSGIVING GOT HOT
This is Thanksgiving… but it’s NOT CHILLY AT ALL this season.
We want:
Fall colors, turkey themes, harvest vibes
Swimsuits, trunks, bikinis, barely-there creativity
Pineapples (always welcome ??)
Pilgrim hats, autumn accessories, ridiculous brilliance
If someone looks at you as you stop to get your liquor at the store and says, “Why are you dressed like that?”
Then you know you are looking good!!

???? FOOD SITUATION
We’re serving Fakesgiving-inspired BBQ.
Think Thanksgiving flavors with a summer attitude… grilled, twisted, and pool-party approved.
Come hungry. Stay thankful. GET STUFFED!!

?? READ THIS PART (SO NO ONE ASKS LATER)
Alcohol is NOT provided
We WILL provide:
Bottled water
Sodas
Juices

??????? TOWELS, LOCKERS & REAL-LIFE DETAILS
Because no one reads, but everyone asks:
Towels are NOT provided
Bring your own towel
OR towels may be purchased on site
Lockers are available
Bring your own lock
OR lockers may be purchased on site
Plan like an adult. Party like a WILD TURKEY!!1

?? QUESTIONS? TEXT THE PARTY LINE
If you have questions (after reading this ??):
TEXT: 904-467-9705
When texting, you MUST include:
Your name
OR your screen name
AND the website or social platform you’re contacting us from
Messages without this info may not get a response.

??? UPDATES & OFFICIAL INFO
For , updates, and event details, visit:
?? www.mmparties.com
Check the website first. It will answer most questions.

?? HOSTED BY
M&M Parties
? Unleash the Lifestyle ?
This is an adults-only experience designed for people who know how to have fun, respect the space, and don’t need babysitting… even if the instructions are written like we’re talking to kindergarteners we apologize but lessens the texts.
Turkey optional.
Good vibes mandatory.
Poolside chaos guaranteed.
See you at the one and only Fakesgiving brought to you by the one and only M&M PARTIES!!! ??????

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