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TOPIC: Copypasta pickup from a professional writer (Chimney Sweep Of Fucking)
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AshlaBogan
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Since people seem to have a hard time with their online dating "game" I have decided to help out the less creative writers with their copy-paste messages and compose one for them that is sure to get attention!
********** Hello there! You must have walked out of a chalk drawing and into my dreams, or perhaps a friendly wind blew you in? I see from your profile that you are interested in [pick one or two interests in her profile] and while I do not know much about these things, I would love to learn more, perhaps you can tell me what fascinates you so about [interest(s)]? My main interests include the maintenance and cleaning of home heating systems that use combustible materials as fuel. That is, fireplaces and chimneys. Just like in Mary Poppins, when a chimney-sweep shakes your hand, that is lucky. Blowing a kiss to one is lucky too. Well if you need a boost of good luck, it is a good thing I am writing, because for you I am willing to make you get very lucky indeed when I use my brush on your love-flue. If this has at all piqued your interest, I will anxiously await your reply. Cordially yours, [Your Name] P.S. The brush is my penis.
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TOPIC: Copypasta pickup from a professional writer (Chimney Sweep Of Fucking)
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