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XL Condom, Category is Joke This is our first submission. We have some fantasy stories we have written but are not ready to submit.

This is an original Joke that I, Matt, wrote.

Hope we make you smile. Matt n Tess

Freddy and his bride Becky married right out of High School.

They have been married 25 years and the spark is going out of the marriage so they decide to check out the swinging life.

To prepare for the experience they have some very in depth discussions and one of the discussions is intimate protection.

Freddy goes to the drug store and buys a couple of different types of condoms.

They try the ribbed ones, the flavored ones but one particular one gets Becky's attention.

The box is labeled XL and that is all it says there are two different packets in the box.

They make arrangements to go to an on premise club. The get all dressed up in their sexiest outfits.

When they get to the club they are escorted around the facility and see the bar, the hot tub and the room where people can have sex. They go back to the bar and make friends with a couple and decide to go to the sex room.

Freddy takes one of the packets out of the XL box and rolls it on. His chest puffs out and he gets harder as he rolls it all the way down and sees that it has a big X and L imprinted on the condom. Becky is so proud of Freddy and they are all excited.

Their new friends are impressed and Becky ask the man to put one on as well. He does and as he rolls it on it also reveals a X then an L and more letters, it reads X Large. The man being a gentleman does not act any the wiser.

They all have fun and Freddy and Becky are so excited with their first experience. Becky does not tell Freddy that there are more letters on the condom.

As they say good evening to their new friends a young man comes up to Freddy and ask if he could flirt with Becky. They agree and Becky feels so complimented. With this new experience Freddy wants to watch. Becky asks the young man to put on a condom and Freddy hands him one from the XL box. They both notice that the young man seems to be having trouble putting it on as they watch the letters reveal " X Large Condoms Can Be Found in Bottom of This Box"

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