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Shortage of Straight Single Men

This goes out to all the straight, single men who behave as though there is a severe shortage of them, and hot couples are in desperate need of their services, regardless of whether or not they bothered to add a photo of themselves, let alone of their whole bodies, to their profiles or write anything of merit in their descriptions. You know who you are. You never bother to read a couple's profile. It is most evident when a couple writes, "Put xxxxx in the beginning of your message to prove you read all this", and the single guy's first message is just one monosyllabic word, like, "hi". We understand a busy guy with no profile picture or description is in such high demand he has no time to press the "Shift" key to capitalize "Hi". Did it ever occur to you it only takes a couple of mouse clicks to block you? Think about it.

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