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Everything was looking good. Pictures were great, they voiced verified from a real phone not a Google, he even followed up to let me know he was leaving and let me know he was about 10 minutes out. I told him the gate will be open,, The doorbell rang, I opened the door and here was this old man standing alone??. I said can I help you, he asked if I was Holly and he introduced himself and apologized that his wife got sick on the way over and he had to return her home. He started stepping forward into the house when I put up my hand and said just a second. You don’t look anything like who you said you were and this is a Couple event, not a single male event. He was the first one to arrive because he was on time.??????. I asked him politely to leave and once again he stepped forward and said can I use your restroom? He actually stepped past me.??. I kind of freaked out a little bit, called for my dog. The look on his face when he heard the dog door slam open and close and claws coming through the kitchen on the tile was priceless. He bolted back through the door, got in his car and took off.. and yes, the dog was growling and yes, she’s 125 pound Rottweiler. ??

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