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DICK picsAre we interested?

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Lets set the stage.

We have received literally thousands of IM and email messages since we have been members that introduce themselves by the following.

"ARE YOU INTERESTED IN MEETING" ??

We go to the profile only to find a one sentence description of the person and multiple DICK pics.

It should be known that EVERY MAN on the planet has a dick unless of course you are a Eunuch.

For those that dont know what this is .....in ancient times many kings, Emperors and rulers would castrate the male servants ensuring that they could not sleep with the queen or rulers wife. Thus keeping them safe from sexual advances of the lower class.

So we now know its safe to say if you are in modern times you have a cock. AWESOME , great start!!

Now of course some cocks are nicer than others and some women like bigger or smaller ... so yes cock is a factor in deciding whether or not to meet, but it is of relatively low importance to the package as a whole when trying to choose the right partners.

There is by population a very small fetish community that is more than happy to choose you based on the size or attractiveness of just your cock but most true alternative lifestyle community members DO NOT choose based on a DICK pic alone.

YET almost 90% of all single male profiles only have a DICK pic and a one line sentence as a profile description.

MEN -----PAY SOME FUCKING ATTENTION TO THE LAWS OF NATURAL HUMAN INTERACTION, and STOP creating profiles around the totality of your dick.

When was the last time you put a bag over your head, pulled your cock out at a night club or bar and had 20 women swooning over the unbelievable beauty and awe of your cock.

NEVER ......oh we thought so ... that doesn't work?? Well then WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT WORK HERE ?

What the makes you think that 3 pics of your DICK will make any women be so particularly excited that she has to answer YES oh my god I am incredibly interested in you over the 10,987,324.5 other DICK pics (fictitious number for effect lol)

This site is laden with dull , mundane profiles of single men with lame profiles and even more disappointing dick pics.

At a 16 to 1 ratio of MALE users to females or couples why do single men think its only their cock that will land them a partner?

Oh we forgot your cock is the best one out of the 1,689,598 other cock only pics on this site. (fictitious number BTW)

Come on, use some intelligent thought and think about the basic human laws of attraction and natural interaction, its truly common sense.

Why not try creating a profile with content , quality pictures, a description of yourself as a normal human being and not an icon of a deviant cock lusting after every open hole you see ? How do you court females when you go out to the bar?

Do you show them your cock in 5 seconds or do you introduce yourself, ask questions , tell a funny story and get to know the person before you hopefully land the one night stand a few hours later.

Why we have to create this post to discuss the topic is ridiculous. YES , this is a sex site, but a little common sense and a bit of effort just like in "real life" is the way you will land a quality woman or a sexy couple.

Lead with personality, an original introduction, a fun travel photo to strike up a conversation ...

STOP thinking with your DICK and use your BRAIN , you may find far more success here within the community.

Thank you for all of our followers & readers

[We are JCHRIS1986 AND WE APPROVE THIS MESSAGE]

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