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Breakfast at McDonald’s

Whenever I wear my Scottish kilt and the other formal attire that goes with it, I always wear it the right way – Regimental Style. Most people do not know that is without underwear. However, the ones that do know, will often asked if I am wearing it Regimental Style. I respond by telling them that they are free to verify for themselves. The men never do, but the women seem to have more nerve. Frequently, with a grin on their face, some women will reach under the kilt to check. I always smile as I feel their hand around my genitals. The ones that do so usually do not stop with just a feel, they give enough of a hand job that they will leave my kilt with a tilt. I never minded at all – And I would say something about finishing what they started. I have been very pleasantly surprised to have a couple of them reach back under my kilt and proceed to actually finish the job. However, the biggest surprise was when one dropped to her knees, put her head under my kilt and gave me a blowjob. I guess you should always be careful what you ask for – You just might get it! Actually, I am careful! I still very carefully say the same thing every time in the hope of a brave woman. The truth is that it is not only my Scottish attire that I wear without underwear, it is everything.

The other morning the habit of never wearing underwear caused an interesting situation. I went to McDonald’s to pick some breakfast. I was wearing some very casual cloths – A red t-shirt and a pair of gray shorts. The shorts are very short and the leg hole very wide. As a result, with those shorts I had to be careful how I sat down because my genitals would hang out through one of the leg holes. Well after I had ordered breakfast, I sat on a stool to wait for the order. I had not taken any care as I sat down to be sure I was covered. I did not even think about it. After a short while I noticed that two high school girls sitting across the restaurant from me were laughing and pointing at me. At that point I realized my genitals were hanging out of the left leg hole and pointed straight at them. Being very much of a nudist, I was not at all embarrassed. Instead my reaction was just to smile at them. That caused such an increase in laughter that I adjusted my seating to let my genitals totally hang out there and give them an even better view. That caused even greater laughter from the girls and extensive skull doggery talk between them. I was then surprised when one of girls flashed a bear breast at me. That very pleasantly reminded of a luncheon I had a couple of weeks prior with a beautiful woman. We were exploring her modeling for me to do fine art figure studies, as well as my amorist hopes. As we were parting that day, the lady flashed one of her breasts at me. That then reminded me of clothing facilitating exposures, like my shorts allowing my genitals to hang out – During the lunch, the very open cut of the lady’s dress had allowed me many views of her breasts, which I enjoyed. The memory of that delightful luncheon caused me to smile very, Very broadly.

However, my mind was brought back to the then and now when the other girl screamed “Oh my god You really did it!” Not to be outdone, a moment later, the other girl flashed a breast at me – followed by the first girl flashing both of her breasts at me. The next thing that happened was that my order was called – Unfortunately. Sorry to leave the show, I went up to the counter and picked up my order, and I headed for my car thinking that high school girls had sure changed since my day. The act of sitting in the car also had the effect of letting my genitals hang out as it did in McDonald’s – even more so. Again, I did nothing about it. I was just getting ready to leave when the first girl came out of McDonald’s and was heading for my car. I paused and rolled down the window. She leaned on the window frame, looked down and saw my genitals totally hanging out and smiled. Then she reached into my car and put a pair of panties on my genitals, squeezed them twice and then she walked away leaving the panties laying on my genitals. As she got several steps away from my car, she stopped and bent forward from the waist to flash her naked ass and pussy at me. When I picked up the panties, I realized the crotch was soaking wet. Oh! To be back in high school again knowing what I know today and also having today’s girls there.

McDonald’s will never be quite the same to me.

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