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A girlfriend and I were talking the other night. She was asking me about our idea of starting to dig a swimming pool. We were chatting back-and-forth over a couple glasses of wine when things got silly
I told her the surveying crew would be compensated by me coming out every hour and flashing them with full frontal nudity and a runway model strut.
The excavating crew would be able to see me masturbating on the rooftop balcony.
The plumbers and electricians would get a live viewing of me getting fucked all day.
The cement crew would have to watch me wash the car over and over all day completely naked, bending over to pick up the sponge every time I needed to plunge it into the bucket.
She said that was pretty funny, but who are you gonna fuck in front of the plumber’s and electricians. I said the pool boy naturally.. lol
Holly.
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