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Happy Birthday Rob

I met Kim when I was about 22. We accidentally bumped into each other at an outdoor concert being held at a local bar next to the water. She dropped her drink and I immediately began to apologize. The guy she was with began to threaten to kick my ass, but Kim calmed the situation by saying it was an accident and really wasn’t my fault. I offered to pay for her drink, but her boyfriend pulled her away and only gave me a dirty look and one more threat.

I began to run into Kim frequently over the next year at a small deli where just about everyone ate at least once a week. The first time I saw her she kind of smiled at me and waved as she walked out the door as I was coming in. The second time I saw her there we were standing in line waiting to order and I was two people behind her. I thought I would take this opportunity to formally apologize for my clumsiness at the concert. As Kim finished her order and was digging in her purse for her credit card, I slid a twenty at the cashier and said, “I got it”.

She turned and was startled, then recognized me. At first she didn’t want to accept my offer, but when I told her I wanted to make up for our first meeting at the concert she smiled and told me I was sweet. We actually had lunch together that day and over the next hour quickly became friends.

Yep, we were only friends. She was engaged to the guy from the concert and I had just begun dating the lady who would one day become my wife. As it turns out, Kim married John, the guy from the concert, and I married Tina the girl I was dating when Kim and I became friends.

Over the years Tina and I would stop by and have dinner at the place Kim was working and we were always welcomed with big hugs and kisses. The same was true when we ran into Kim and John out at the local bars. Basically, Kim and I reminded friends even though we only saw each other a few times a month for short moments.

Now, flash forward more than twenty years.

Sadly my wife Tina had died a year earlier and I was alone in a big house and trying to put my life back in place. Since the kids were gone off to school, it had become somewhat lonely. Kim was divorced from John because he had developed a habit of beating the hell out of her whenever he got drunk, so a divorce was an easy decision for her. I knew she had started dating another guy named Rob, but I had only met him once briefly when I was leaving a restaurant and they were coming in. As it turns out, I’m glad I never got to know him.

I was sitting home one night when my phone rang. Looking down I saw it was Kim calling. Since she had only called me a handful of times over the years I was concerned if there was something wrong. When I answered I could immediately tell by the tone in her voice she was upset. She rarely ever cursed and had to catch her breath twice before she kept talking.

Kim asked if I was home. I said, “Yes honey, what’s wrong?” I was answered with, “Are you alone”? My first thought was something bad had happened, but I told her yes, I was alone please come by. Kim told me she would be there in about ten minutes and to please have a drink ready for her. Judging by her voice and the manner in which she was talking to me I wasn’t going to press for any details. I simply said, “Sure honey, I’ll turn the side lights on and unlock the garage door”. She said thank you and I heard her whisper something about Angie and lying as she hung up the phone.

Angie was a girl I dated briefly before I ever met Kim. It turned out Kim and Angie had become close friends at one point in time before a falling out. It was often an inside joke between Kim and I how Angie was nothing more than a party girl looking for a guy to finance her life. May not seem important to this story, but you may understand later.

I quickly opened the door and began mixing up a blender of margaritas. I figured an upset lady would want to have a very stiff drink so I added extra pours of tequila and found the biggest glass I had on hand. I had just started to turn the blender on when I saw lights flash across the front windows and heard the music from the car as it parked on the side of the drive. As the music from the car cut off I thought this may have been a bad idea because I had no clue what was going on or why Kim wanted to come see me at nine o’clock at night.

I heard Kim’s high heels clicking across the garage floor as I went to push the door open for her. To say she looked stunning would be an understatement! She was dressed in a very tight flowered pattern dress which barely came down over her ass. Her brunette hair looked like it had just been done at a beauty salon and for a second I wanted to make her stop so I could take a picture of how beautiful she looked. However, I was still concerned about what the hell was going on tonight.

She only said, “Hi sweetie”, as she walked in the door. The perfume she was wearing was absolutely heavenly. Even though I was still concerned about what was happening, I will admit I was happy to have this beautiful girl in my home and overjoyed at not spending yet another night by myself watching the History Channel.

Kim looked at me and asked if I had a drink ready. I simply pointed toward the kitchen where the blender was ready to roll. She tossed her purse on the counter as she went into the kitchen and turned back at me to say, “Thank you Mike, I’m sorry, I’ll explain in a minute”. I could tell she was upset…VERY upset. The tear in her eye told me to keep my mouth shut until she was ready to talk. I’m not the brightest guy in the world, but I do know women need their space and NEVER want to be pressured about what is on their mind. They will tell you when they are ready.

Kim hit the blender on high, grabbed the glass I had sat out for her and poured it full. She only smiled at me once while topping off the drink. She handed me the blender container which was now almost empty and apparently needed to be refilled immediately. I didn’t even have a chance to ask if she wanted ice glass before she fired back almost a quarter of the glass she had poured.

As Kim now sipped on the rest of her drink, I grabbed the margarita mix and tequila to make another blender full. She went over to the kitchen table and sat down letting out a sigh which told me something was really on her mind. I just asked if I could get her anything else and she said, “Maybe in a little while”.

As I poured the fixings into the blender Kim burst out with, “You will not believe what that fucking piece of shit did to me tonight”! Needless to say, my attention was now fully on her as she took another long pull off of her drink. A few moments of silence was followed with the story of why she was pissed.

Rob’s 50th birthday was this week. I knew Kim was planning a party for him, but I also knew I would not be invited because even though Rob and I didn’t really know one another, he and Kim’s ex-husband John had been friends. Since John never liked me, apparently Rob didn't either. I don’t know what I ever did (except accidentally make Kim spill her drink 20 plus years ago) but I knew I was not on the guest list for the party. Kim and Rob were very popular and since she was now the co-owner of the restaurant, anyone who wanted a free good time would show up. Again, I don’t know what I ever did and I certainly never went after my friend’s ex-wife like Rob went after Kim, but apparently Rob didn’t like me at all.

Kim explained she had been planning Rob’s birthday for almost two months. She had booked one of the most popular local bands to play at her restaurant and even had to turn down a wedding reception booking who wanted to have the room for the same night. The room she was talking about is a large banquet room with a huge bar and dance floor. Although it does not overlook the river very well, you only have to walk outside a few steps and you are on the waterfront deck. To book it for a night would cost you thousands because it is a great place and she had worked hard over the years to make it so.

Kim went on to tell me Rob showed up with a bunch of his buddies. They all went straight to the bar and started doing shots. She was busy making sure the food was ready when she saw him come in. She made a point of telling me, “And I know he saw me”! She downed another quarter of her drink and I quickly refilled her glass, this time with added ice.

Kim just went on to say how badly Rob had treated some of the people who had walked up to him to simply say Happy Birthday. He actually almost got into a fight with Jason, a guy we both knew who wouldn’t cause a problem if he had to. He didn’t like Rob’s response of “whatever” when Jason tried to pay his salute. This led to Rob’s friends threatening Jason who wisely walked away from four drunks and left the party altogether.

Kim said she went over to Rob after this confrontation and asked him what was wrong. Rob told her, “I fucking told you I didn’t want this crap tonight, but you did it anyways”. He went back to drinking with his buddies and wouldn’t even talk to her as she repeatedly asked what was wrong.

At this point Kim started to cry a little and looked at me and said, “I swear he never said anything about not wanting a party, I thought he was looking forward to it and I wanted everything to be special”. I could see the hurt in her eyes and felt so sorry for my friend who had obviously gone well out of her way to make her boyfriend’s b-day memorable. Here is where the story gets good for me.

Kim could see by the expression on my face I was both concerned about her and confused about why she was here. She looked me dead in the eye and said, “I would really love for you to fuck the hell out of me tonight”. She knocked back another long pull from her drink while I processed what she just said to me.

Obviously I was taken back and the two sides of my brain had a quick argument. “Good Mike” said, “She’s upset, she needs to calm down, this is your friend”. However, “BAD Mike” said, “Throw her down and do whatever she wants”. In the end, “Bad Mike” won the argument.

Kim is about 5’ 5”tall and very slim. She has a unique looking, beautiful face which reminds me of the actress Eliza Dushku (yeah, most of you don't know who that is, but dam she's cute) and when Kim smiles, she lights up any room. Her breasts are what some may say are small, but perfect for her shape. What she does have is an incredible ass, which even at 47 years old would cause a crowd to stand up and cheer. Knowing she wanted me to fuck her made my dick throb and all thoughts of our past friendship went out the window thinking I could finally see this stunning woman naked.

I stood up from the table and joking said, “Well after that news, I need a drink”. Kim laughed and clearly saw the bulge in my jeans. She said, “Angie wasn’t lying”. I now knew what the earlier phone comment was about and also realized….Kim HAD come to my house to get fucked!

I went to her side of the table and she stood up to meet me. She looked me in the eyes, lightly brushed her hand over my jeans, which contained my now raging hard-on and kissed me deeply for several minutes. To say I had never imagined kissing her would be a lie, however nothing felt as good as to be finally kissing this sexy woman who I never expected to be with. Certainly not under these circumstances.

When we stopped kissing, I looked at Kim and in the best serious expression I could muster I asked, “Honey, are you sure about this?” She responded by saying I had always been such a nice guy and she was attracted to me. She then said, “Plus Angie said you have a big cock and know how to use it”. Her sexy smile and giggle at the end of this statement made my dick try to rip out of my jeans. If she was going to be bad tonight then I was the man to help her.

Kim turned and motioned to the zipper on her dress. I slowly pulled it down causing her to scold me, “Don’t tease, just do it”. I already knew she wasn’t wearing a bra, because I’m not blind and could see her erect nipples from our earlier kissing session. However, when she slid her dress off and let it fall on the floor, my first gaze at that AMAZING ass almost made me come in my pants. The little butterfly on her left cheek was cute, but it also took away from the work the good lord had done to create such a perfect butt.

Kim turned back to me and gave me one more kiss. She grabbed my now raging hard cock and in a sexy little way said, “Mine now”. She walked out into the living room area and all I could do was stare at her gorgeous ass as she made her way over to the large couch. She sat down, took off her high heels and then stood back up. As I watched, she slowly slid her panties down exposing her shaven pussy. She stepped out of her panties and looked around for a second before tossing them up onto the ceiling fan in the center of the living room. It was clear this girl wanted to be fucked and I was so thankful she had chosen me.

I stripped off my shirt and was undoing my pants as I walked to the couch. Kim told me to stop and said, “Do it slow”. Being someone who always does what a woman tells em, I did just that. I slowly slid my jeans down and kicked them aside. My cock was making a large tent in my shorts and there was already pre-cum running out causing a large round stain. Kim lay back on the couch, spread her legs and rubbed her pussy as I began to pull my shorts down.

My cock sprang out and I actually saw pre cum fly off it. The expression on Kim’s face told me she was happy Angie had not lied. When she said, “It’s bigger than I thought”, could have either been a lie or the genuine truth. At this moment I didn’t care, I wanted her badly.

I knelt down on the floor between her tanned legs and rubbed them for a few moments before finally leaning in to kiss her shaven pussy. I will admit her pussy was not the prettiest I’ve ever seen, the lips were very pronounced and her clit was already sticking out waiting for attention, but right now all I wanted was to taste her sweetness.

Kim sighed out in pleasure as I kissed around her inner thighs and finally made my way over to her pussy lips. I only toyed for a moment before going straight after her protruding clit which caused her to wrap one leg around my back and pull my head into her further. She was already so wet I felt my face was already covered in her wetness. I felt her leg tense when I began making slow circles around her clit, which made her tighten her leg wrapped on my back.

Kim only allowed me a few more moments of tasting her before she pulled at my head and said, “I want you in me now”. Even though I love to eat pussy, my aching cock won this battle and I readily positioned myself between her legs.

I pushed the head of my dick into Kim and she bit her lower lip as I teased with her by only pushing in slightly. She bucked her hips at me once indicating she wanted more and I readily obliged. Kim was so wet at this point there was no problem when I thrust half the length of my 8 inch cock into her.

She gasped and moaned as I pulled it slowly back out to the tip and teased her again. The second thrust pushed all 8 inches into her and she whimpered slightly when I hit the back wall of her sweet pussy. She only gave me one instruction, “Start easy”. Having always done as I’m told when it came to women, I did just what the lady wanted.

I slow fucked Kim for about five minutes and had to make up things in my head to prevent myself from coming. This felt so good being inside another woman and the moans Kim was making made me want to explode right then and there.

I backed all the way out of her and leaned down to kiss her once more. Kim’s kiss this time was a little different than the last ones. She pulled me in tight and jammed her tongue in my mouth hard. When she broke free from out kiss she whispered in my ear, “Now fuck me hard”. My thought at this point…..well yes ma’am!!!!!

I pushed all the way into Kim and she again whimpered, but bucked her hips at me wanting more. I repositioned myself and began to pound her pussy with everything I had causing her to scream out in pleasure with each stroke. I was now on a mission to make her come hard and hopefully not lose control and cum myself before I did.

I was pushing into Kim so hard the couch was banging off the wall. She ran her nails across my back while squeezing me tight with one leg. Each time I pulled out to the tip of my cock I lifted her ass a bit before ramming back down into her. She was just yelling over and over, “Oh God yes, FUCK me”!

I finally must have found her spot because I pushed my cock to the back of her pussy and moved my hips from side to side. Kim’s leg tightened even more around my waist and she let out a moan of approval. I rubbed the head of my cock around the back walls of her pussy and was rewarded with her intense, screaming orgasm. To say I was a little proud of myself would be conceded, but I was very happy at having gotten her to come with my cock.

Kim rewarded me with another passionate kiss. As I started to pump my cock into her again she said, “No baby, you need to stop for a minute”. I slowly pulled my cock out to the tip and she backed away from me to the other side of the couch. I was now thinking this may have been a mistake and she was really regretting what we had done.

My concern was quickly relived when she said, “Sweetie, do you have any lube”. I simply replied, “Nightstand….next to the bed”. With that she jumped up off the couch and walked back toward the master bedroom. As she rounded the hallway corner she looked back and said, “I love getting fucked in the ass”.

It took me a minute to catch my breath before I followed and when I got to my bedroom Kim was on the bed. She had pulled all the covering off and had her arms wrapped around two pillows with her face laying on them. Her perfect ass was up in the air inviting me to take her. I grabbed the bottle of Astroglide out of my nightstand and a condom.

Kim’s perfect ass was a sight to behold as I slid the condom over my now aching cock. I had not been this hard since I was a very young guy and could actually feel it pulsing with each heartbeat. I rubbed a bunch of lube on my fingers and slowly worked it around Kim’s tiny asshole. She only sighed and arched her back higher to allow me better access.

My wife had tried having anal with me a few times, but no matter how drunk she was she always backed away because she said it hurt too much. I felt Kim would probably react in the same manner, but as it turns out…I was WRONG!

As I held the tip of my cock near her ass, Kim pushed back until she felt the head on the opening of her asshole. I grabbed her hip with one hand and she said, “No baby, let me work it”. Like a good soldier, I did as I was ordered and held her hips with both hands as she worked the head of my cock into her sweet ass.

Kim pushed back a little harder and slowly took more of my dick into her. I could feel her muscles relaxing to allow me inside and although I wanted to push back, I did as I had been told and held my cock in place for her to do the work. I was simply aching now and was holding back as hard as I could not to come.

Kim pushed herself back and took almost all my dick into her ass. She let out a little whimper and squeezed the pillows hard. She raised her head slightly then pushed hard and buried her face down in the pillow. She then worked her ass back up the length of my shaft and moved to take me inside her again. I was in heaven letting this beautiful girl fuck me. Or was I fucking her? Who the hell cares? All I knew was my dick was buried inside her ass and she was moaning in pleasure as she tortured me. I was trying to hold back from coming because I wanted this to last forever, but I knew it wasn’t going to be long.

Kim rocked her hips from side to side as she began panting very fast. Her moans into the pillow were louder and longer. She quickly reached down to her pussy and rubbed it a few times then began pinching her nipples. Two seconds later she turned her head and let out a scream as she orgasmed. The amount of pressure I felt as her muscles clenched around my cock made me cry out a little too because I thought she was going to crush me inside her. I have never heard of a woman coming from anal sex, maybe it’s because I have not been around as much as I’d like to think I have, but this was definitely a first for me.

Kim slowly pulled away from me and fell face down on the bed as my dick slipped out of her ass. She was lying there breathing fast and heavy at first and slowly caught her breath. I realized this was a good chance to slide over into the bathroom and grab a wet towel. I peeled the condom off and tossed it aside thinking, “Thanks buddy. That was a great experience”. I grabbed a washcloth and ran water over it till I thought it would be warm enough and gave myself a wash for good measure. When I opened the door to go back out, Kim was gone. My aching, hard dick told my brain, “You should have let me come earlier! Now she’s gone”!

I walked out to the living room and saw her shoes were still on the floor. I finally heard her in the kitchen texting on her phone. As I walked in she smiled and blew me a kiss. She continued typing and nodded yes when I held up another warm washcloth. I laid it down on the counter and went back out into the living room to collect Kim’s shoes. As I was grabbing the second one I heard her close the guest door to the bathroom and the water come on.

Figuring the night was now over, I put my jeans back on and was trying to get my still very hard cock into them when the door opened back up. Kim walked out into the kitchen wearing her dress and asked me if I have some paper and a pen. I grabbed a pad from the kitchen drawer and could only find a Sharpie marker. She grabbed it out of my hand and said, “Perfect.”

She kissed me quickly and rubbed my hard cock through my jeans. She then looked me straight in the eyes and said, “Baby don’t worry, I’m not going to leave you with this.” She told me to get my pants off and go grab a seat on the couch. I did as I was told and Kim began writing on several pages of the pad I gave her.

A few minutes later she walked out of the kitchen and stood there for a moment looking at me. My cock was sticking straight up and ached for her touch. She came over and handed me her phone which was already set to take pictures. She told me to take several pictures of her which I did as she sexily posed.

Kim walked over to me, ran her hand over my cock and knelt down. She only kissed the head of my cock once very lightly and said, “I want you to take pictures, try not to get my whole face.” I just nodded and readied her phone. Kim kissed the head of cock once more before taking half the length of my cock into her mouth. I felt I was going to explode right then and said, “I’m gonna come quick honey”. Her moan of approval told me that was exactly what she wanted. I quickly shot as many pics as I could and dropped the phone as Kim moved her hand around the base of my cock and sucked me off. The orgasm she gave me was incredible and I know the load of come I shot into her mouth was huge as I had not masturbated in about two weeks or so.

She pumped my cock a few more times as I groaned out in the last of my orgasm. When she took her lips off my cock there was still come in her mouth. She ran her tongue all over her lips and used her finger to spread my cum around her mouth. Kim swallowed what was remaining and gently kissed the head of my dick again before letting me go.

Kim laughed when I said, “Baby, I feel like you just sucked the life out of me”. She smiled and said,”Well, you’ll sleep good tonight.” She ran her hand across my cheek, grabbed her shoes and a minute later she was out the door.

I made it to the window just in time to see the lights on her car leave my driveway. My friend had just given me some of the best sex I had ever experienced and I really wanted her to come back and stay. About five minutes later I got a text from her reading… ”Thank you sweetie. Loved tonight!!. Can we do it again sometime”? My cock got hard reading it. Right after replying “HELL YES”, I went to bed and jerked off before finally falling asleep.

It was almost a week later when Kim called me. She asked if I could stop by the restaurant to have dinner with her. I readily agreed and met her at the main bar. She whisked me into the back room and led me to an outside table overlooking the water. There was already a bottle of wine and two glasses waiting.

Kim didn’t waste any time telling me about what had happened after she left my house that night. She started her story by saying, “Well, I guess you know Rob is gone”. Although I really didn’t know, I just nodded as she continued. She said she had gone back to the restaurant and discovered he had not even noticed she had left. This had pissed her off even more so she found him outside smoking cigars with his buddies and talking to a very trashy girl named Kelli who we both know is nothing but a whore and all trouble.

Kim said she went up to Rob and pulled him into her and kissed him hard and long. She glanced at me and smiled as I assumed she still had my come, probably dried at that point, all over her lips and around her mouth. I just looked down and shook my head as she went on to what happened next.

Rob was completely shitfaced by the time she got back, so instead of sending him the pics of her sucking my cock, she had sent them to his friends. She decided not to send the notes she’d written at my house, but watched from inside as one by one of Rob’s friends checked their phones and debated over whether it was really her or not. Apparently I had done a good job and not gotten her face clearly in any of the pics, only my cock in her mouth, but the flower patterned dress was a dead give-away.

One of his friends started to make fun and Rob got pissed. Rob took a swing and got knocked out cold. His other friends carried him out and he wound up in the Emergency Room with a cracked jaw and a concussion from falling backward on the deck when he got punched out.

Kim said she called him the next day and told him to get all his stuff off her front lawn because this is where he would find it. He had only tried knocking on the door once, but stopped when he realized Kim’s bar manager, a huge guy named Kevin was watching him from inside the house. Since then, Rob has not been heard from after collecting his clothes and driving off.

I would like to say Kim and I got together, but we only saw each other a few more times. Those were GREAT nights, but she met a guy who actually turned out to be decent find. She is engaged now and loves to try to set me up with her girlfriends every now and again. You got to love a girl who fucked you and now looks for other women for you to fuck. Now that’s a GREAT friend!

Anyways…..Happy Birthday Rob!

(p.s. Most stories on this site are made up. 95% of this one is the absolute truth (some names have been changed to protect the innocent...lol) and occurred one year prior to me starting to date my now wife. Yeah, she knows about it.

Submitted by: Localloversinit4fun

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