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TOPIC: I love condoms!
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Created by:
hotluvrs
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This a thread for condom tips, and no, I’m not being punny
Here’s a scenario: you’re at a party, things are heating up, she’s begging for it and asks if you have protection, you say “wait a minute” while you dig out a condom, open the package, figure out which way is up, struggle to get it onto your quickly deflating dick. Apologize to the woman, “this usually never happens”. Ok, no one really loves condoms. The reality is that many couples, such as my wife an I, won’t considering playing without them. Especially for single guys, if someone is a condom master, they’ll have a better chance of having sex, and more of it. Where I work, I train people to do some physical tasks. I find that skill levels begin deteriorating within weeks, and are seriously eroded after three months of non use. People remember what to do, but the muscle memory fails. It’s inevitable. Condom use is no different. If you haven’t used a condom in months, your condom skills have weakened, I guarantee it. Here are my tips for a more satisfying condom experience- 1. Practice. And get your wife or girlfriend to practice. We practiced for a week and my wife could get a condom on me while giving a blowjob in about two seconds flat. When she’s on her game I can’t even tell that she’s putting it on. Believe me, that skill results in her get more dicks that stay hard at parties: a win for her and her play partners. 2. Be prepared. Have the condom ready to go, foil wrapper partially torn open, within easy reach. Know which way is up. By the way, most condoms are in the package with the tip facing the logo. As you slide the condom out keep it oriented the same way so you know which side to put on your dick. 3. Programming. Like Pavlov’s dogs, we can be conditioned to respond to stimulus. Use a condom occasionally with your wife or girlfriend. Do that often enough and your brain will have your dick getting hard at the very sound of a condom package being opened. I hope some of this makes sense, and I hope it helps some of you newbie (or wannabe) swingerS out there.
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TOPIC: I love condoms!
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