February 15 & 16
Timberline Lodge and Resort
Only $65.00 per couple.
Single Ladies $20.00
Dinner Separate charge.
Make your Valentines weekend Reservations Today!
Lodging special for Friday and Saturday nights. First night $99.00 second night Free!
Couples dress in pink or red (Sexy is Best) and your day Fee for Friday Feb 15th is ½ off. You only pay $25.00
A Special Treat on Saturday Feb. 16th from 9pm-1am
For your Pleasure Timberline presents
Our guest Band “Loaded Otis” will play your most romantic songs, and as the evening rolls on “Loaded Otis” will mesmerize you as they raise it up a notch with some down and dirty seductive listening pleasure.
This Band is fantastic!! Playing a variety of Country Rock, Old Rock and everything in between. You will dance this
Romantic but Seductive Night Away!!!
Timberline has a Nurse on Staff just in case you may need a little extra to pick you up.
Nurse “Good Pussy” will be on duty! She has “shots” for whatever ails you!
Office hours vary!
Disclaimer: Nurse “Good Pussy” is not a real nurse she only pretends to be
You will not find all this for Valentine’s Week End anywhere.
• Romanic Candle Light Formal Dinner. Enjoy this meal experience prepared by our very own Culinary Chef Greg and his assistant Chef Anthony
• Roses for all the Ladies
• Valentine couples Photo’s by Danny
• Then let the Romance begin. Our guest Band “Loaded Otis” will play your most romantic songs, and as the evening rolls “Loaded Otis” will mesmerize you as they raise it up a notch with some down and dirty seductive listening pleasure.
• Play Rooms (24 hrs.)
• Hot Tub (24 hrs.)
• After Parties
• FUN! FUN! FUN! And did I mention ADULT FUN!
• Texas Hold`Em, Poker, Naked WII lots more games and other perversions
• BYOB small charge for setups. We sell beer, wine coolers, sodas, water etc.
• Messages by “Clint”
• Nurse “Good Pussy”
Join us early. We open at 9am. The hot tub is hot and the play rooms are ready anytime. These venues are open 24 hours for all your fun and pleasures. Snack Shack/Restaurant on premises will close at 3PM on Saturday Feb 9th only all other days till 7PM
Romanic Candle Light Dinner:
You don’t have to dress up, but it’s more fun if you do!
Chef Greg, Timberline’s very own professional chef and his assistant Chef Anthony, will be serving the following menu so your taste buds can party before you do.
Your choice Prime Rib or ½ Grilled Chicken,
Salad, Baked Potato, Vegetable, Yeast Rolls,
Our Grand Chocolate Desert Bar with a Chocolate Fountain!!!
Only $30.00 per person (Reservations Required RSVP by
7 members are attending this event.
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