Sexy, Sinful, So much fun
May 23rd,24th,25th & 26th
Time for some good old fashioned boozin’ and sexin’. We have the venue where you can do both.
This is going to be the wildest and wet 4 Day Bash of the Season. Four days of nothing but FUN!!! Games, Excitement, Pleasure and Temptation. Just a few activities to mention – Pandora’s Box Night Club is open all 3 Days & Nights with
Pandora’s Wild and Crazy DJ….”Out 2 Play 2” He will tantalize you with his charm and energizing antics and entertainment. What a special Treat and he will be with us all
3 days & nights!!!
Sparks will fly Saturday
We’re celebrating our 5th anniversary at the resort. Wood - which represents strength, solidity and warmth – are the traditional material of the fifth anniversary. “Come play in the Woods”. You can stroll on one of our boardwalks (a conceptual take on the theme of wood) to our Pool Party Picnic and 5 year Birthday Celebration. Pandora’s Forest is providing the meat, buns, and condiments and desert of Birthday Cake and Ice cream. Please bring a dish; guest of the lodge bring something you do not have to refrigerate. Camping Chalets have refrigerators in them. Please note we ask for a $6.00 contribution per person for picnic
Join us for a grand toast with FREE Barrel-aged whiskey. After all, our members are the ones who made this possible.
Pandora’s Box “Nightclub will open from 8pm – ?
Themed parties each night.
Music and Activities All Day long for 3 days!!!
“OUT 2 PLAY 2, JAMIE & DAWN”
These two will keep you having Fun no matter what time of day it is with activities and nonsense sexually charged.
Dr. Feel-good and his nurse Miss Boobalious will be on hand just in case you are coming down with a hangover or headache. Petercillin and Knockercillin shots will be given if deemed necessary.
Pandora’s Forest opens @8AM. Come stay all day for one price. Includes all amenities & nightclub.
There is a theme for every night Memorial weekend.
Check the Web site for further information
What a perfect Event for the Beginning of “Hello Summer” at
Pandora’s Forest is the classiest, most sexy, clothing optional, lifestyle ON Premise Resort and Club, Nestled at the foothills of the Great Smoky Mountains on the Tennessee Plateau Yet completely tucked away from prying eyes.
It’s that amazing, unforgettable, unbelievable experience - The one you were always hoping to find, but never imagined actually existed.
Completely Private, Incredibly Intimate, Sensual not sleazy,
Pandora’s Forest is a warm, inviting environment where you’ll feel immediately welcome. The resort is 20 acres of a Rustically Chic appearance, with a Lodge, Camping Chalets, RV Sites and loads of tenting area. We have a Large in ground Pool, Hot Tub, Nightclub, Bar, Lounge, and Play House with real beds. Squeaky clean and incredibly themed Lodge Rooms. Along with Camping Chalets, RV Sites, Tenting and a 5 star guest service will amaze you
Only the best of the best – ALWAYS
No prowling males. No one under 21 is allowed in our beautiful Forest.
“A Premier Vacation Destination for Discriminating Adults”
Friday Memorial Day Weekend Theme
“Anything But Clothes”
The ABC party, or “Anything But Clothes” party, is a pillar in the land of the Forest. Although its glory is the basics for a clothing optional, lifestyle club and resort, it will surely continue to be seen for generations and generations. Get creative because we want you to show up dressed in everyday items such as newspaper, feathers, money, etc., rather than real clothing.
Contest for the best most creative!!!
Remember No tan lines look the best!!
Pool, Hot Tub, Play House open 24
Pandora’s Forest Resort
80 Timberline Rd
Crossville, TN 38571
You will note we have no visible guest list. We value your privacy and discretion above all. At Pandora's Forest we never Kiss and Tell. wink wink
This is a private, invite only event. Please contact the VIP member for an invitation.
17 members are attending this event.
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