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HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-08-2014 22:59 PM
Shelly- I hit the library yesterday and the nightstand is piled high. There is also some hand sewing calling my name.
What's for Dinner
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Dinner       08-08-2014 22:58 PM
Korean BBQ tacos from my favorite food truck. I know it sounds odd but they are so good. I also had a liege waffle with fresh strawberries and bourbon whipped cream.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-08-2014 20:53 PM
HT: I've got the house all to myself and an open schedule for a couple of days. I miss my people but I'd be lying if I said this wasn't blissful.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-05-2014 12:11 PM
HT: The little three week pool project that turned into The Project from Hell is looking like it will finish this week. Well, not FINISH finish but will become somewhat usable just in time for school to start but I'm determined to accentuate the positive here. :-) HT2: T-minus five days until Miss 13 is home from Italy.
So, whatcha drinking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > So, whatcha drinking       08-03-2014 23:54 PM
BT- We were in DC last week. The museums were so crowded but the weather was perfect- breezy and not horrifically hot. Our Italian guest loved the "zero zero seven" museum and the forced march/nighttime monument tour I led. At least I'm choosing to believe she loved that part. I'm drinking bourbon with an ice cube.
Food and a trip down Memory Lane
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Food and a trip down Memory Lane       08-01-2014 15:54 PM
I want to make Mrs. Sav 37 coconut cakes that she doesn't have to share with anyone. That post made me sad.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-01-2014 15:50 PM
HT: Italy is still standing despite my 13yo being there without me. As predicted, she does not miss me one iota. HT2: Vacay for the rest of us begins next Sunday. HT3: Vacay, the Reprise (for Grown-ups Only) is in the works
Twatwaffle
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Twatwaffle       07-08-2014 17:13 PM
No twatberries for me but I know they were popular with some folks for a while.
Twatwaffle
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Twatwaffle       07-08-2014 14:48 PM
A thread from back in day when this was just one big douchecanoe.
Forums or Chat rooms ?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Forums or Chat rooms ?       07-06-2014 22:45 PM
I don't know. It sounds as if you've had the redhead to end all redheads and the rest of us are SOL. Oh, what the heck, I'll dye it blonde and go for the best blonde ever title.
Forums or Chat rooms ?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Forums or Chat rooms ?       07-06-2014 16:35 PM
SLS has a radio station? What sort of bugs, glitches and uh, interesting management might that genre feature? (Sincere-ish apologies if this is a wild swing off-topic or an example of a personal comment.)
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       07-06-2014 16:27 PM
HT: I'm channeling Carrie here but our house has never been cleaner. And it is always quite tidy. We've got an exchange student visiting for a couple of weeks and her imminent arrival sent me into a frenzy of cleaning. It was like nesting; my family is exhausted and hiding from me lest I give them more jobs.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       06-18-2014 14:01 PM
Hey, you. Tone check. I was hoping you'd forgive my (not even true) politics while also teasing you about The Fray. I generally expect tunes with a harder edge from you. It was a clearly a feeble flirting attempt. Am I that out of practice? I need an entendre coach or something.
LIMERICKS Thread -
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > LIMERICKS Thread -       06-18-2014 12:49 PM
I so wish I wasn't limerick challenged. This is one of my all time favorite threads. The side-splitting but, alas deleted, thread about a sex university was the best ever. Anyone recall that one?
Opinion
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Opinion       06-18-2014 12:47 PM
I had been casting about for some form of entertainment at our annual family reunion later this summer. I should take "swing party" off the list?
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       06-18-2014 12:41 PM
HT: The issue causing yesterday's historic review board rant has largely been mitigated. HT2: Unlike the last two weeks, today has not featured back to back appointments from morning until night. HT3: A missing library book was recovered and in fine condition. We shan't discuss the hows and whys of its finding its way under the trampoline.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       06-18-2014 12:34 PM
The Makepeace Brothers- Live On
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       06-18-2014 12:32 PM
SS- Politics makes strange bedfellows and apparently unmakes them, too. If the politics didn't do it, your quoting of such a weepy, teenaged girl band lyrics would be enough to ruin it before it going. ;-) I'll take back the libertarian crack if you promise to never again quote The Fray to me.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       06-17-2014 14:20 PM
I'm considering becoming libertarian. I just wanted y'all to know that.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       06-17-2014 13:39 PM
FB: historical review board shenanigans
Happy Fathers Day, Motherfuckers
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Fathers Day, Motherfuckers       06-16-2014 18:10 PM
I've a roundish birthday coming up and am trying decide on exactly what sort of mischief that might involve. NOLA is a strong contender.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       06-16-2014 17:28 PM
I'm recovering from a long weekend of hiking with the family. I'm not quite sure when it happened but the teen and the tween long distance runners can suddenly outpace me when hiking and climbing. I'm torn between being pleased as punch and a little bit pissed.
Happy Fathers Day, Motherfuckers
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Fathers Day, Motherfuckers       06-16-2014 17:26 PM
"time for cocktails on the front porch of a certain antebellum home." Pretty please with sugar on top count me in for that drink. BT- It occurs to me that I 've never had a civilized drink with you. Believe it or not, sometimes I prefer my booze out of a real glass with a napkin. That porch uses both, as I recall.
Simple Pleasures
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Simple Pleasures       06-16-2014 17:21 PM
Our pleasure would be far from simple, Mr.Va. I'm hoping for chemistry tricks and limericks in between rounds. Crazy, stupid busy but it is all good stuff. It is tricky to pop in and out around here. So much and yet nothing at all takes place between my pops.
Simple Pleasures
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Simple Pleasures       06-16-2014 16:52 PM
Strawberry shortcake with freshly whipped cream
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       05-20-2014 10:27 AM
HT: Mr. Cincy and I had the best date day ever yesterday- a little naughty fun, an amazing lunch, a little shopping then tennis with the children, a light homework night and a family episode of Star Trek Next Generation. It was the nicest day I've had in a good long while.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       05-18-2014 22:41 PM
Ms. Scandle- Howdy! I missed your cute self around here. How are things?
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       05-14-2014 20:39 PM
BLT- It was a mobile unit that Mr. Cincy hired for me today. It took them three hours but it looks like new. HT: Little Miss Eleven made strawberry shortcake for dessert. We had fun making Redi-whip faces on each other's dessert. HT2: I started a new embroidery project that is going very well. It has been too long since I've done any hand stitching.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       05-14-2014 17:11 PM
Storm rolled though. It was a fast and furious one- over in ten minutes but a sight to see while in action.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       05-14-2014 17:08 PM
Cripple Creek- The Band
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       05-14-2014 12:34 PM
Why am I so fascinated with conspiracy theorists? In this case, I get mad when nutty as a fruitcake crosses over into being hurtful to grieving families. We had a nanny once who started telling us her theory that vapor trails from airplanes were "chem trails" of poison and drugs from the government. We decided, perhaps, that a job far away from our children would be a good choice for her.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       05-14-2014 12:29 PM
My Mother's Day gift of a car detailing is happening right this second. My children are hard on a car. This was an incredibly thoughtful gift and I'm darned excited to have a shiny clean car.
Assertive women and the men that feel threatned by them
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Assertive women and the men that feel threatned by them       05-13-2014 13:42 PM
va- It is so fantastic that you use pugnacious and cooze in consecutive posts. I admire your versatility and hope you are not intimidated by that.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       05-13-2014 13:22 PM
Moi? I haven't claimed innocence since 1995 when my daddy came across my steamy-windowed car on the back lane of our property.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       05-13-2014 13:19 PM
I'm as pure as the driven slush. --Tullulah Bankhead
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       05-13-2014 12:29 PM
I prefer mental rugby. Those doods know how to keep things interesting.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       05-12-2014 19:55 PM
Ani DeFranco- Overlap (not the Clips for Life version)
How's the Weather Out There
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How's the Weather Out There       05-12-2014 14:13 PM
Did you miss the part where I said "not meant to take issue with you?" I am honestly interested in this rules questions. It comes up from time to time and I thought it might be interesting to hear what folks actually think about whether or not we are lawless rule-breakers every time we get naked with friends. Heaven knows it would have been more interesting than actually discussing the weather again today. In the future I can try to refrain from including you in my pleas for interesting conversation but I'd rather not. Don't be grumpy with me, toomuch. I truly wasn't taking you to task.
How's the Weather Out There
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How's the Weather Out There       05-12-2014 13:55 PM
toomuch- I will add to my sins and turn the air on this evening but your response begs the question: How do you know for certain I've broken a slew of rules? (This is philosophical question and not meant to take issue with you. I'm genuinely interested in the answers.) What rules (and who lays them down) are automatically broken when I enter into a mutually beneficial encounter with consenting adults? Marriage vows? Nope we didn't have anything in there that would be broken by this hobby. Laws? Maybe but I don't think so (legal scholars jump in here). Societal norms? Ok, but those aren't rules; they are merely suggestions. I jaywalked this morning but there was no sex involved.
ASK TIGG ABOUT FISH
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > ASK TIGG ABOUT FISH       05-12-2014 13:47 PM
"Give me a fish that is caught in saltwater. Pompano, redfish, speckled trout." Especially when served by a 900 year old male server named Deloris. We are lucky to have several amazing fish markets that fly seafood in thrice a week and compete with one another to quality up and prices low. I would be stunned to find higher prices in Vero than in my mid-Western minor metropolis but I can't remember what I paid ten minutes ago for lunch let alone ruby trout last week.
How's the Weather Out There
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How's the Weather Out There       05-12-2014 13:38 PM
I have a ridiculous self-imposed rule about not turning the AC on before June but the air is feeling a little damp and stale and my bedroom is 77. Rules are meant to be broken, right?
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       05-12-2014 13:33 PM
HT: A surprise lunch out with some of my favorite peeps at one of my favorite spots.
guy nice enough, but can't perform
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > guy nice enough, but can't perform       05-12-2014 13:32 PM
Penises are under the care and management of the owner of said penis. I will do my best to be kind, supportive and helpful in the event of a malfunction but how it behaves when I drop my dress is not necessarily my fault. Unfortunate failure to rise to the occasion does happen but we women can't take it personally. (Mr. Va has fully and charmingly erased all lingering doubt about his awesomeness that might have been caused by his recent use of the phrase "landed.")
Kids say the darnest things
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Kids say the darnest things       05-11-2014 20:47 PM
This isn't so much what she said but what she did today. My eleven year old and her bestie made homemade sugar scrub for their moms this morning using a recipe they found online. So sweet and thoughtful, right? Apparently, we didn't have any clean jars so they dumped out the last few teaspoons of minced garlic and washed out the jar- sort of! I have a lovely jar, tied with ribbon, of "vanilla" scented sugar scrub that smells so strongly of garlic. I had to use it and now I have a subtle aroma of and strong craving for italian food. Such a sweetie.
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       05-11-2014 20:41 PM
I have never understood the appeal of DMB but I'll tolerate Maroon 5.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       05-11-2014 20:39 PM
I did, indeed, have ice cream for dinner- vanilla chip sandwiched between two chocolate chip cookies. It was pretty fab.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       05-11-2014 18:13 PM
Who schedules a meeting on Mother's Day during the dinner hour? One kid and Mr. Cincy are at the meeting. The other kid and I are at loose ends. We may have ice cream for dinner.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       05-11-2014 00:55 AM
HT: one of those nights when there is just as much laughter as sex and both are take-your-breath away good.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       05-08-2014 23:46 PM
I don't do thongs or flip flops; they hurt my toes.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       05-08-2014 23:32 PM
Carrie- Get Fun to look for it. He's a forum search genius.
Single Men-First Contact
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > Single Men-First Contact       05-08-2014 23:23 PM
Are there esteemed universities in the Midwest? Because that's where I learned to string together lots of words. I doubt my rhetoric professor expected my contrariness to be employed on a swing site. No need for apologies, PnP. Getting my hackles up is rather fun every now and then; it keeps the fingers nimble and the mind less dull.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       05-08-2014 15:50 PM
It is 80 here today which means my clothing for a (very vanilla) event tonight needs to be less skin-covering than I had planned. My skin is not ready for a close-up, Mr. DeMille.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       05-08-2014 15:43 PM
Oh, Ms.U. I'm sorry today featured tears for you.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       05-08-2014 15:27 PM
A little front door camera looped through our A/V system and to my phone solved that problem for me. I really am mostly a hermit.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       05-08-2014 13:46 PM
HT: I rather missed playing with my words with you people.
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What A Great Name For A Rockband!       05-08-2014 13:42 PM
Only when Ms. Peg typed that little hilarity behind the scenes, she spelled Knights correctly.
Single Men-First Contact
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > Single Men-First Contact       05-08-2014 12:19 PM
You lost me here: "She's the prize at the end of a great quest, for the few who choose to embrace it." Or was it here: "if you sent me a first email, I'd be tempted to think less." I'm not a prize nor a treasured commodity that gives me the upper hand in a swing relationship with a single male. I am merely one third of temporary partnership with mutually assured pleasure as the goal. No one is of greater or lesser value to the relationship. I respect my single male partners and appreciate their time, courtesy and skills as I hope they appreciate mine and respect me. As to the second quote above: fuck off. Just because I don't typically send the first e-mail, if I came across a profile I was interested in (and I wasn't feeling lazy and apathetic) I just might e-mail first. This does not make me a slut or worthy of someone "thinking less." Here's a little hint: women on this site like sex and will seek it out in all sorts of ways that suit their own preferences and those of their husband's. We won't take real kindly to being judged for looking for the same thing that brought you to the site. Mrs. Cincy (who actually IS a prize and feels like making first contact with a SM just to prove my point.)
Deep Sinkers
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Deep Sinkers       05-08-2014 12:03 PM
We saw that show! When he "came out" to his dad about his sexual relationship with his car I couldn't decide who to feel more terrible for- the freak show son or the dad who looked like he'd rather be anywhere than near that car.
Single Men-First Contact
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > Single Men-First Contact       05-08-2014 10:31 AM
I'm the odd girl out who has never made first contact with a single male. This is perhaps because I am, first and foremost, a lazy swinger. We keep our profile open and get a decent bit of mail. On the glorious and rare occasion when a well-written note comes through, I write back to open a dialogue. I always tell a fella that we don't play often, never on the first meet and that we plan far in advance. I'm wicked good at figuring out compatibility through two or a max of three emails. It is often a few months before we actually get play scheduled but, over the years, we have found a small handful of really great guys and I've had lots of fun. That was the least concise way possible of saying that I would encourage brave men to make first contact with a super soft approach that leaves the next step up to the couple. In our case, since we go months and months without play, it is lovely when a man we've had good contact with e-mails every now and then in a friendly, non-asky way to say "still here and still interested."
MFF
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > MFF       05-08-2014 09:56 AM
Your age is actually an advantage in this particular search, although perhaps not through this site. At 21, I'd feel pretty certain that bars and "vanilla" parties would yield lots of women who are also looking for a little exploration. If your partner employs her flirting skills in some "natural" hook-up spots, I'll bet you can find a willing partner or two. Good luck and have fun.
What's for Breakfast
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Breakfast       05-08-2014 09:49 AM
Or do I mean the devil's brew that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home…
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       05-07-2014 23:28 PM
FB: Grocery store run at 10:45 because I forgot Ms. Eleven needed a lunch for her class trip tomorrow. The store down the hill is 24 hour but in a sketchy neighborhood. HT: I got some fun surprises to pack and got politely hit on in the parking lot. Win win!
What's for Breakfast
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Breakfast       05-07-2014 15:22 PM
Add a brandy milk punch and that's brunch deal.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       05-07-2014 14:17 PM
HT: A fun and funny phone conversation with a far away friend who has the most relentless positive attitude and sharpest sense of humor.
What's for Breakfast
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Breakfast       05-07-2014 14:10 PM
I never tease. I'm just very bi when it comes to breakfast foods; sometimes I order sausage AND eggs.
Deep Sinkers
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Deep Sinkers       05-07-2014 14:05 PM
I guess that was before don't ask/don't tell that you love a jet was overturned?
What's for Breakfast
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Breakfast       05-07-2014 13:21 PM
Do you soak your muesli overnight or eat it a la cold cereal? I go both ways.
Deep Sinkers
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Deep Sinkers       05-07-2014 13:16 PM
Looners- those who derive sexual satisfaction from balloons- most often the popping of the balloons. (Disclaimer- No balloons were harmed during this photo shoot. I just use them to make pics public friendly.)
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       05-07-2014 13:07 PM
BS Wisdom for the Single Male could have been a bestseller among the folks in the Threesome Thread.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       05-07-2014 13:03 PM
BT- Daddy pride is such a wonderful, special thing.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       05-07-2014 12:53 PM
Has there been a BS sighting? Fabulous!
Simple Pleasures
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Simple Pleasures       05-07-2014 10:36 AM
A house full of fresh flowers.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       05-06-2014 22:15 PM
The past is never dead. It is not even past. --William Faulkner whom I'd love to like but still just slog through because I know I should.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       05-06-2014 16:44 PM
"I don't want to repeat my innocence. I want the pleasure of losing it again.” --also Fitzgerald
Fun Facts
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fun Facts       05-06-2014 16:39 PM
Whoa! I'm six days behind celebrating this month. I'd better get busy with myself.
FMF
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > FMF       05-06-2014 14:01 PM
"You can't put pussy on a pedestal!" This is so true because OUCH. On a stage? On a dias? Maybe even a shelf but never, ever a pedestal.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       05-06-2014 13:36 PM
Tell your train engineer to find a north-bound rail and bring bourbon.
So, whatcha drinking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > So, whatcha drinking       05-06-2014 13:33 PM
The booze for an event we are hosting tonight was just delivered. I'm not sure what I expected but that's a lot of hooch for a Tuesday night. This could be more fun than anticipated.
The Mrs Cincy Thread - Talk about how you miss her slightly less than Peg, but more than you miss having the clap.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The Mrs Cincy Thread - Talk about how you miss her slightly less than Peg, but more than you miss having the clap.       05-06-2014 13:30 PM
Carrie- Sally Field and Julia Roberts had a curse off on Fallon last night. The Flying Nun has a filthy mouth and handily beat Ms. Roberts. It was pretty funny.
FMF
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > FMF       05-06-2014 13:27 PM
Fret not, Mr. Va. I still consider you a high value target. And I won't use your nuts for target practice.
Fun Facts
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fun Facts       05-06-2014 13:24 PM
Clits get a whole week? Donuts only got a day. Then again, I have met some dudes for whom even a month would not have been long enough for them to make its acquaintance.
FMF
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > FMF       05-06-2014 11:43 AM
Fun- You failed to use any truly evocative language in your ancient rant. Perhaps if you incorporate more creative writing conventions Bridget will sit up and take notice. He seems to respond to alliteration, rhyme or the delightfully onomatopoeic "barf" with which I opened my piece. While I'm picking apart language, I could not help but notice Mr.Va's use in this thread of the phrase "landed three single females." He's one of my favorite forum posters but this language makes me want to kick him in the nuts.
FMF
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > FMF       05-06-2014 10:34 AM
"You aren't special, they are, and it's all basic economics, as others have already told you." Barf. I always get my panties in a bunch when we reduce human relationships to economics and questions of value. Single women are no more or less special than couples just as single males are not worth less in the useless and cold economic metaphor. Why does this thinking persist? That said, I'm a chronic non-responder. I'm sorry you view it as rude but it is a simple matter of time management and my lack of patience for mindlessly auto-replying. There are e-mails in our in-box from a year ago. A non-response IS a response; I don't see how an auto-reply could possibly improve your experience? Good luck to you. Have fun.
Simple Pleasures
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Simple Pleasures       05-06-2014 10:05 AM
Piping hot coffee from my favorite bakery. I like it burn-your-mouth hot and my favorite bakery lady always makes a fresh pot when she sees me coming. Another simple pleasure: being a "regular" at a cafe. It is lovely to know the staff and be remembered.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       05-06-2014 09:53 AM
I finished my obligations for the day far ahead of schedule. What to do with a lovely cool spring day?
If Someone Has Done You Wrong, Just You Personally, Do You Forgive?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > If Someone Has Done You Wrong, Just You Personally, Do You Forgive?       05-06-2014 09:40 AM
I'm absolutely a perfect 10 trying like heck to be a 2 on SS's scale.
Simple Pleasures
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Simple Pleasures       05-05-2014 22:59 PM
Sleeping with the windows open. It is still ten degrees cooler than average here and that's just fine by me.
The Mrs Cincy Thread - Talk about how you miss her slightly less than Peg, but more than you miss having the clap.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The Mrs Cincy Thread - Talk about how you miss her slightly less than Peg, but more than you miss having the clap.       05-05-2014 22:45 PM
I'm just happy your shirt is unbuttoned.
The Mrs Cincy Thread - Talk about how you miss her slightly less than Peg, but more than you miss having the clap.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The Mrs Cincy Thread - Talk about how you miss her slightly less than Peg, but more than you miss having the clap.       05-05-2014 22:39 PM
Oh, dear. Oh, dear. Common sense tells me I should just blush and let this thread die but good manners dictate that I acknowledge the compliments and the snark. A quandary, indeed. Those who know of me were too kind by half (at least). A big howdy to those I haven't made an ass of myself near yet and a blanket "thank you, kindly" to any past and future compliments. I miss Ms. Peg a ridiculous amount. (SS- I have a terrible potty mouth and adore people who can curse creatively. Cussing makes talking so much more fun.)
does it bother you when someone completely ignores your compliment ?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > does it bother you when someone completely ignores your compliment ?       04-29-2014 22:34 PM
Where's my damn thread? I am NOT sifting through the rest of this chaff to find the wheat of pretty odes to my wit, charm and beauty. Get to it, people.
does it bother you when someone completely ignores your compliment ?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > does it bother you when someone completely ignores your compliment ?       04-29-2014 13:45 PM
Since my visits to this joint appear to be few and far between lately, feel free to put all compliments and complaints into a special thread so I will be sure to see them. You could call it "Our second favorite missing poster because Peghey is our favorite missing forum regular" or "Notes to What's Her Name."
It was all going so fucking great when (Part 2)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > It was all going so fucking great when (Part 2)       04-29-2014 13:38 PM
Did the OP take a wrong turn on the way to the fantasy thread? Story section?
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       04-23-2014 13:28 PM
Happy Anniversary!
What's for Breakfast
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Breakfast       04-22-2014 11:48 AM
Leftover ham on a bagel thin with some veggies. The ham does not seem to be diminishing in quantity despite my dogged consumption. Ham: day 3- growing weary. Also thirsty.
I'm so old I
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > I'm so old I       04-21-2014 16:18 PM
I'm so old that I cringe when I see 12 and 13 year olds in PINK branded Victoria's Secret pants with suggestive words plastered on their way too young butts.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       04-21-2014 15:02 PM
HT- just finished a tough but fun workout with my bestie. I am not a happy exerciser but it is soooo much better when it's social.
Simple Pleasures
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Simple Pleasures       04-21-2014 11:25 AM
SP: My favorite very oversized, ancient sweatshirt fresh from the dryer. This thing is so ugly it can't be worn out of the house but I love it so.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       04-21-2014 11:22 AM
"some days there simply aren't enough dead flowers" --Ms.Sav This just struck me as lovely and sad and wonderful all at the same time.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       04-19-2014 17:43 PM
HT: we are having Easter dinner and an egg hunt tonight. The weather is lovely. The kids and friends are happy as can be. It should be a lovely night.
are the single men in here a bunch of losers?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > are the single men in here a bunch of losers?       04-19-2014 13:22 PM
Ah, yes, Mr. Ahoy. I recall a truck like that. A smooth, full-service ride but rather tricky to park in small spaces.