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Simple Pleasures
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Simple Pleasures       04-16-2015 22:38 PM
Scamp- Did you catch my little naked wave as I just closed the shutters on the bedroom window. NOLA to Cincy is quite the Peeping Nic commute.
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       04-16-2015 21:42 PM
Ms. Peg just reminded me that yours is purple. Its a fun departure from my usually crayola red to brown and back to red cycle.
Simple Pleasures
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Simple Pleasures       04-16-2015 21:40 PM
SP: Open windows.
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       04-16-2015 21:36 PM
HT: My hair is decidedly purple. I was bored with the bright red undertones and went a little nutty today. It is only bright purple in the sunlight but it is definitely grape-ish. Mr. Cincy and the older kiddo loved it. We shall see what the currently-on-a-trip littler kiddo has to say.
New Site Preview
FORUMS > Suggestions > Website > New Site Preview       04-10-2015 23:42 PM
The IM toggle keeps magically switching to on. No. No. No. No. Make it stop, please.
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       04-10-2015 23:34 PM
Tigg- that is the very first time anyone has ever said that to me. I'm rather small up top. Thank you, though.
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       04-10-2015 21:56 PM
SS- That was the most creative flirt I've seen around these parts for....way too long. Nice work, dude.
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       04-10-2015 21:53 PM
I love another reason to return to NOLA. These magical sno-balls sound yummy.
What would you do in this situation?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What would you do in this situation?       04-10-2015 21:49 PM
A great couple to couple match is like the old nursery rhyme about the little girl with a curl right in the middle of her forehead: when its good its very, very good and when its bad, its horrid.
Locked topics
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Locked topics       04-10-2015 17:12 PM
I detest talk of groups or gangs of people "ruining" the experience for new posters. Long time posters are typically very kind to new people. Joking and silliness springs up from time to time but it is typically good natured and most new people handle the funny business in stride. It is ridiculous to say that any group in a virtual environment can "control" the threads. Everyone has the same posting privleges.
15 Things That Will Help Single Guys
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > 15 Things That Will Help Single Guys       04-10-2015 15:51 PM
There has never, in the history of the world, been a dick pic that I find even remotely attractive. Those things just don't photograph well. It can be a work of art and a tool of perfection but it still looks terrible in a picture. All of them. Always. The only thing worse than penis pictures is gaping pussy pictures. Mrs. Cincy (who regularly makes herself sound like a total prude but really truly she is not)
Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015       04-10-2015 15:43 PM
The of our (soon-to-be-occupied) guest room has taken on some water. I've spent the better part of the day chasing the leak. Darn water flows with a mind of its own and is wicked feet away from potential incursion spots by the century old plaster. The cute roofer found the problem within ten minutes but it will be a long time before that plaster dries out. My next home will be a condo or at least a house with significantly less um, character than this one.
Locked topics
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Locked topics       04-10-2015 15:37 PM
Not true, FF. They were some deleted threads that had some of the silliest, funniest, innocent or dirty nonsense and they were removed for really dumb reasons. An aside: a long-time forum member writing many, many words about the whining of other forum members might actually be able to be construed as a lifetimer whining. Now, I'm all sweetness and light so I'm not saying that is true but someone less wonderful than me might see it that way.
Locked topics
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Locked topics       04-10-2015 15:17 PM
Locked? Pfft. Those are child's play. It is the straight-up deleted threads where all the fun actually happened.
Male enhancement and headaches????
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Male enhancement and headaches????       04-10-2015 15:15 PM
You were just hungry for a laugh.
pubic hair
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > pubic hair       04-10-2015 15:06 PM
Not to split hairs but a true Brazilian wax automatically includes the back because it was developed for thong bikinis.
Male enhancement and headaches????
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Male enhancement and headaches????       04-10-2015 14:49 PM
****Groan**** It might still be too soon for that one, BT.
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       04-07-2015 12:54 PM
Despite the violence of last summer's backyard renovations, the daffodils came back strong. The whole hillside is yellow and white. I was worried that we had disturbed them too much. I'm thrilled to see how strong they are.
Get more complacent soon Tigg!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Get more complacent soon Tigg!       04-07-2015 12:52 PM
Tigg- they couldn't keep the man down for long. Good to see you, sexy thang.
New Site Preview
FORUMS > Suggestions > Website > New Site Preview       04-06-2015 18:21 PM
I'm still having flyover issues. When I hover over a thumbnail, the profile that pops up doesn't always match the name under the flyover. This makes me nervous from a picture protection standpoint. SLS has not always been flawless at keeping private pics out of public viewing and I worry that I just don't know who is seeing what pics in the flyover.
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       04-06-2015 15:57 PM
Oh, wow. I'm such a dunderhead. I totally misunderstood you, BLT. Silly me.
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       04-06-2015 15:37 PM
"Let's give her a massage with what are they calling it in the other forum? Shit," A shit massage? I'm out; you can go first and last, BLT.
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       04-06-2015 14:14 PM
I was steadfastly opposed to emoticons until these forums ruined me. First it was a winky face here and there. Then, as the sickness took hold I actually got the emoji keyboard on my phone. It was a sad decline. :-)
Nudism and Swingers
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Nudism and Swingers       04-06-2015 12:23 PM
Nope, it is the "Broad Vocabulary Makes Reading and Writing More Fun" section.
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       04-06-2015 12:20 PM
Oh, come on. Throw her a bone and mercy fuck the hot chick.
Finish this sentence in 1 line: You know you're an SLS addict when = = = =
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Finish this sentence in 1 line: You know you're an SLS addict when = = = =       04-04-2015 23:00 PM
YKYASLSAW: You stick around the site despite the myriad programming and customer service issues.
Neighbors With Benefits set to air on March 22 on AE
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Neighbors With Benefits set to air on March 22 on AE       04-03-2015 17:44 PM
The local media reports on this series are totally cracking me up. They have apparently had to hire security detail in the neighborhood to manage the traffic. The moms at a lacrosse game last week (we were playing a team from the public school that serves that neighborhood) were all abuzz and I could barely keep a straight face.
The greatest history book, the bible
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The greatest history book, the bible       04-03-2015 17:21 PM
Good 'n Fun The sexier cousin to Good 'n Plenty. Also likely related to Mike and Ike. FWIW, I'll take all the Good 'n Fun at that candy stand.
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       04-03-2015 12:16 PM
I've already learned several somethings today but that verse doesn't happen to one of them. Fifteen years of Sunday school, four years of teaching Sunday School, a college minor in world religions- it took a long time to create this atheist.
Simple Pleasures
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Simple Pleasures       04-03-2015 11:44 AM
" occasional kisses on top of my head." This is the single drawback to being 5'9", so few men can reach the top of my head for kisses and Mr. Cincy (is perfect in every way) exactly my height so there is no big spoon/little spoon- just two regular sized spoons. (Oops. Two tall girl problems. Finding pants that are long enough is another drawback.) Simple pleasure: fitting together perfectly in bed
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       04-03-2015 11:40 AM
Psalm 141:3 Mrs. Cincy's translation: Use a dental dam.
Profile Question
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Profile Question       04-03-2015 11:36 AM
Assuming that a straight woman will change her mind for you is an interesting way to get off.
Profile Question
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Profile Question       04-03-2015 10:45 AM
NicePair- As you undoubtedly know, there a million ways to play this game and a million variations within the combos. Our policy is to directly ask the couples or singles in question what they like and are looking for. The direct communication means I can avoid women who say things like "most so-called straight wind up having sex with me."
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       04-03-2015 10:30 AM
Peoria? Well, that explains it. Its nearly impossible to survive even a few hours in Peoria with your marbles intact.
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       04-03-2015 10:24 AM
My in-laws are Catholic. (I ruined their dear son in oh, so many wicked ways.) When we can't wiggle out of dining with them on Fridays during Lent, I spend the entire meal dining on my tongue to keep from wondering aloud why it is such a sacrifice for them to choose the butter-drenched Dover sole or some equally decadent fish-based entree.
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       04-02-2015 17:50 PM
You know how sometimes the thread titles make no sense at all and just seem really random? Yeah, well this isn't one of those times.
Turning on the IM - an experiment
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Turning on the IM - an experiment       03-20-2015 21:43 PM
I totally would have IMed just to mess with you but then I remembered that I'd have to turn the feature on to use it. Nope. Not worth it.
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       03-20-2015 17:45 PM
HT: Sometimes the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       03-20-2015 15:15 PM
I wept real tears last August when I turned 40 and aged out of Fun-land. Then I remembered I was grandfathered in.
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       03-20-2015 14:19 PM
50? That's the real snorter in this conversation.
Quirks, Vagaries and Idiosyncrasies
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quirks, Vagaries and Idiosyncrasies       03-20-2015 10:20 AM
I would like to go on record as neither encouraging nor condoning vehicular boners. They distract the driver and create unsafe conditions such as show-offs driving trucks with appendages other than their hands. And further using the aforementioned hands to snap photographs of Toonces, the Driving Penis. Or so I have heard. From a friend.
Quirks, Vagaries and Idiosyncrasies
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quirks, Vagaries and Idiosyncrasies       03-19-2015 10:37 AM
Yup, throw it away. That's the only acceptable course of action. Lately, someone (older daughter) in our house has been leaving tiny origami TP sculptures perched on the roll. it is quite cute and more than a little odd. (You're too kind, Mr. Va. We need to test that reaction in person.)
Happy Thoughts 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts 2015       03-19-2015 10:30 AM
HT: Planes, trains and automobiles filled with favorite people heading into and out of Cincinnati make for a happy, happy, happy spring for the Cincys.
Quirks, Vagaries and Idiosyncrasies
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quirks, Vagaries and Idiosyncrasies       03-19-2015 09:57 AM
I like my coffee very, very hot and I use a french press. In order to make sure the final product will scald me even after four minutes of brew time there are many steps to my coffee ritual- including pre-warming the french press and taking the chill off the milk before I add it. I'm too mortified to list the whole song and dance but it makes me seem like a total pain in the ass princess. The coffee and its ritual make mornings worth living. (Keep the princess snark to a minimum, peghey.)
Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015       03-19-2015 09:49 AM
Oh, good. It is not just me. I haven't been able to reliably log on for a couple of weeks.
Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015       03-18-2015 22:26 PM
Man, I hate it when I disappear for a bit and return to unpleasant new changes in the land of SLS. This default picture business is for the birds.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       03-18-2015 22:14 PM
Prince- Darling Nikki
Your First
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Your First       02-25-2015 22:50 PM
The Freedom Rock box set. Is that Freedom Rock? Yeah, man. Well, turn it up! WWTF: Concert
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       02-20-2015 14:00 PM
rabbit- Ohio is not showing to advantage at the moment but the kind of cold feet we all have right now will ensure that your scamp warms his in NOLA sooner rather than later. Stay warm and get out of town ASAP.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       02-20-2015 13:56 PM
Father John Misty- When You're Smiling and Astride Me. It was just announced that he's booked for my favorite little music festival here in Cincy this summer. I can't imagine how he's going to play in such a big crowd but I mean to find out.
Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015       02-20-2015 13:46 PM
It is major FB that my daughter's little monster of a cat doesn't get electrocuted when he chews the charging cords of every device left unguarded even for a millisecond. He's the most expensive and, apparently, most well-grounded little shit of a cat to ever invade my office by jumping through the transom above a locked office door. Off to the Apple store for a charging cord. Again.
Forummer that you actually met
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Forummer that you actually met       02-20-2015 13:42 PM
I am just really, really glad that Fun called it a Justice for Melvin campaign and not a movement- however fitting that word might be in the Boinky context.
Scary Thoughts 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Scary Thoughts 2015       02-16-2015 21:59 PM
"She has never once asked me not to fuck a sisterwife though." This is true because it is ever so fun to swap stories and compare notes with a sisterwife.
whats for dessert
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > whats for dessert       02-15-2015 20:55 PM
Frozen Kit-Kat minis
Scary Thoughts 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Scary Thoughts 2015       02-15-2015 11:39 AM
Please, Fun. Don't fuck my auntie. (Although if we are choosing between you having a go at my mama or my auntie, I'd rather it be the aunt.)
Scary Thoughts 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Scary Thoughts 2015       02-14-2015 12:23 PM
A long and checkered history for certain.
Scary Thoughts 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Scary Thoughts 2015       02-14-2015 11:35 AM
Scary thought: My dear sweet auntie and uncle live in the aforementioned Villages.
How to graciously decline or say thanks but no thanks.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How to graciously decline or say thanks but no thanks.       02-12-2015 22:25 PM
They're magically delicious?
Weightless People
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Weightless People       02-12-2015 22:23 PM
Damn. I was really hoping this thread was NASA themed porn. I don't really care what weight is listed as long as the pictures are accurate.
I just found out My Wife is a Swinger
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > I just found out My Wife is a Swinger       02-12-2015 17:28 PM
Ribbed for his pleasure?
Just learned I have a Hot Wife
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just learned I have a Hot Wife       02-12-2015 11:52 AM
The anatomy of a good swinger keeps the heart firmly in the pants. And may the pants be always firm. Jinx- We were in in Key West for NYE and I half-expected to see minx's fish-painted boobs around some corner. Silly but true.
I just found out My Wife is a Swinger
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > I just found out My Wife is a Swinger       02-12-2015 11:47 AM
I'm sensing a of reprise of the peg-as-cheerleader theme. Get out those pompons and really make that welcome worth his while.
extra large penis
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > extra large penis       02-12-2015 11:42 AM
Oh, tigg, you sexy thing! Thanks for getting that. My forum humor skills are a bit rusty from disuse.
Just learned I have a Hot Wife
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just learned I have a Hot Wife       02-12-2015 10:31 AM
Some guys wear their hearts on their sleeves; Jinx keeps his in his pants.
I just found out My Wife is a Swinger
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > I just found out My Wife is a Swinger       02-12-2015 10:25 AM
"but you can tell that an online translation tool was used " From what I understand, the delusions of grandeur to normal human translation tool is only in beta testing. That fact explains so much around here. Howdy, T- Delightful to see your brand of funny around here.
whats for dessert
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > whats for dessert       02-11-2015 13:19 PM
It does. And I've seen you tuck into a basket of beignets amid a flurry of powdered sugar.
whats for dessert
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > whats for dessert       02-11-2015 13:02 PM
Gawd. Even your favorite cake has a damn vegetable in it. Lighten up, Francis.
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       02-11-2015 11:20 AM
Exactly! A pegasus train.
while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy       02-11-2015 11:10 AM
"it took me two years to be able to stay hard to way i do..." The commercial says that if you have an erection lasting more than four hours you should seek medical attention. I'd definitely consult your package insert about staying hard for two years.
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       02-11-2015 11:04 AM
I heart Trashy Diva. PG- Allegiant is flying non-stops from Cincy to NOLA for cheap, cheap, cheap. (Cheap enough to make Frugal_Ahoy give a speck of thought to flying north but he's just a tease.)
extra large penis
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > extra large penis       02-11-2015 11:00 AM
and Tyler, too.
extra large penis
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > extra large penis       02-11-2015 10:47 AM
Where two or more are gathered it is a tick-canoe.
Just learned I have a Hot Wife
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just learned I have a Hot Wife       02-11-2015 10:41 AM
Country Western song in the making right there.
Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015       02-10-2015 23:02 PM
FB: I popped back in here after all the really good scamp jokes have been made. I haven't read back but I sure hope y'all raked that scamp over the coals.
Just learned I have a Hot Wife
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just learned I have a Hot Wife       02-10-2015 16:54 PM
On the off chance that you aren't an asshat of the first order, I'll give in to the angel. If both members of the couple aren't all hot and bothered by the activity then it isn't swinging- it is just your wife being selfish. Here's a hint: In a hot wife situation, you'd be turned on by her antics.
Just learned I have a Hot Wife
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just learned I have a Hot Wife       02-10-2015 16:39 PM
The devil on one shoulder is warring with the angel on the other. Snark or real answer? Oh, I'm so torn.
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       02-10-2015 16:25 PM
Is that a pencil in your pocket or.... Well, whatever the case, I'm happy to see you, BT.
while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy       02-10-2015 15:29 PM
He's got the pi of usernames and I know how much you like pie.
while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy       02-10-2015 15:18 PM
Hey, not new to the site and so able to tell you that posting in the forums isn't your best bet for finding a match. Try Hot Dates or reading some profiles and sending some polite e-mails to profiles who seem like a potential match.
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       02-10-2015 15:15 PM
I like games so long as it is not Sudoku in the hotel lobby.
Fun Facts
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fun Facts       02-10-2015 15:09 PM
Fun Fact: I overuse parenthetical phrases. I have to because I fear that people have forgotten that you can use ) and ( for more than just making winky faces.
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       02-10-2015 15:07 PM
It does take enormous grace and patience to deal with the likes of Fun and BT. (Totally worth the effort.)
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       02-10-2015 14:12 PM
What's next in that series? Perry Gets Pertussis- join Perry on a fun-filled trip to the ER for supplemental oxygen and the chance to infect lots of other people to "make them stronger." Or shall we go for broke with Polly Finds Small Pox? Polly and her crazy family think preventable diseases are fun. Imagine their delight upon finding a vial of small pox to share with an entire continent!
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       02-10-2015 13:34 PM
Oh, Mr.Va- I have been thinking of you fondly while this vaccine debate has raged. The amount of damage done by fake science and one (seriously flawed and ultimately debunked) study boggles the mind. I find it so curious that most of the anti-vaxxer I come in contact with are staunch environmentalists who spend lots of time touting the science behind climate change even while ignoring the science around vaccines. Mrs. Cincy (who is fairly pro-environment and stauchly pro-vaccine and very much pro-naked time with Mr. Va.)
How to graciously decline or say thanks but no thanks.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How to graciously decline or say thanks but no thanks.       02-10-2015 13:21 PM
That can of spray paint ruined me for regular men. Mrs. Cincy- the graffiti size queen
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       02-10-2015 13:17 PM
Glen Campbell- Gentle on My Mind
How to graciously decline or say thanks but no thanks.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How to graciously decline or say thanks but no thanks.       02-10-2015 13:06 PM
So my four-page manifesto on how they could improve themselves to be back in my consideration is NOT the way to go? Shoot. Is there an un-send button? (Joking aside, I am one of the rude chicks who just lets the communication die. Then again, there are unread messages in my box from three months ago so I seem to let the communication die BEFORE making the fugly determination. I'm a terrible person.)
while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy       02-10-2015 12:53 PM
"for men its very different then women, for us since we do the "fucking" Wait. What? Men do the fucking? What the heck have I been doing all these years? A note of apology to those men with whom I actively participated in the fucking. I had no idea I was supposed to let you "do the fucking." I learn something every day.
while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy       02-10-2015 12:50 PM
I have a terrible double standard on this. I'll happily take a larger age spread in favor of the older fellow but I never really dip below about five years younger than me.
FARC Mascot Ideas
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > FARC Mascot Ideas       01-29-2015 15:22 PM
You need a polish, darling? I can handle that. (fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck)
FARC Mascot Ideas
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > FARC Mascot Ideas       01-29-2015 15:08 PM
Half the FARC staff has quit and the other half is hungover and/or fucking in some dood's bunkbed. My tripadvisor review of this resort would contain some salty language.
If You Could Only Have One
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > If You Could Only Have One       01-14-2015 17:21 PM
Captain Crunch ITCOHO: fruit (pardon me if I repeat. I'm new here ;-)
are the single men in here a bunch of losers?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > are the single men in here a bunch of losers?       12-04-2014 12:11 PM
BLT- If it is my comment that you don't understand read the comment below mine. I was merely pointing out that AndrewRobin erroneously had his panties in a bunch about people posting SM comments in the (horridly named) 3some thread. 1 SM + 1 couple= 3some (I'd like some help solving for SM in the above equation.)
are the single men in here a bunch of losers?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > are the single men in here a bunch of losers?       12-03-2014 23:16 PM
Um, people who are looking for non-loser single men would be looking for a threesome. They are posting in EXACTLY the right spot.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       11-28-2014 20:18 PM
Psst…sweetie, the age gap gets wider by the second outside of swinger events. You're still pulling the sweet young thing wool at parties so its just fine for now.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       11-28-2014 10:16 AM
Talltales would make a fun profile name, rabbit. Sed- The dishes are all done now. I hated to wash the stemware last night when I was tired and had a wee too much bourbon on board. Totally jealous of your impromptu NOLA trip (and I don't do jealousy).
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       11-27-2014 23:46 PM
Mr.Va- it is sad to be without immediate family on a holiday. I can understand you your need to bitch. My own FB: it is nearly midnight and there are still dishes to be done. I hate going to bed before it is all cleaned up but I'm doing it anyway.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       11-27-2014 23:44 PM
Only twice, BT? I love it when he starts a story with the phrase "true story." It is a certain tell that he's about to embellish his sweet ass off. (Dear SLS Management- you are total asshats for continuing to deprive us of the virtual pleasure of Mr. Ahoy's company.)
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       11-27-2014 15:56 PM
Our dear Mr. Ahoy cannot tell the tale of Nic's decorating the airport hallways with paraphernalia without dissolving into laughter. I can never figure which is funnier: the story or the teller.
What's for Dinner
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Dinner       11-27-2014 14:17 PM
I seem to be cranberry obsessed. I made bourbon cranberry sauce, cranberry relish and gelled cranberry. There are also dried cranberries in the Brussels sprouts.