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Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       07-31-2015 09:16 AM
HT: getting to spend a chunk of time with my newest grandbaby. Mrs. U
Fucking Friday
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Fucking Friday       07-31-2015 08:53 AM
Finally, it's fucking Friday. The fucking end of a very fucked up week for me (Mrs Uriah) that began with fucking expensive vehicle repairs and included really fucking fucked up interactions with a local fucking beaurocrat who is probably a fucktard and now I get to deal with her fucking ass superiors at the next fucking level of fucking governmental beaurocracy, a fucking semi-emergency trip back to my fucking home town because of fucking illness and here at almost thefucking week's end on fucking Friday....it's a perfect fucking day for a fucking funeral of a very fine and very old gentleman. Big fucking sigh.....I am seriously fucking hoping that I don't end up at the fucking hospital myself with fucking heatstroke since we are currrently suffering a fucking 19 or 20 day record of over 95 temp W/indexes of 100+ Fucking degrees where I am now. BTW, I'll fucking agree that these fucking forums are lacking something.... I always enjoyed the fucking flirtation back and forth and the sports rivalry thing but not the mean ass sniping and fighting. For those who wanna fucking fight online, it's more fun to join a fucking kickboxing group (or martial arts class) and kick some serious fucking ass there. My final fucking Friday rant is that it's fucking Friday and I ain't had any fucking this week and won't be getting any fucking til I get back to fucking TN. Mr. Uriah better be eating his fucking Wheaties. Peace y'all, Happy Fucking Friday! Mrs. Uriah
Overnight MFM's
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Overnight MFM's       07-25-2015 10:14 AM
Mmm, an all night long "stuffed Shelly" sandwich sounds delicious... as long as the "extra" male playmate is one I'm comfy with for overnight funtime. Mrs. U. {aka Shelly}
Pregnant
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Pregnant       07-25-2015 09:28 AM
Not that my then spouse complained, but all of the P-hormones made me hornier than ever during both of mine, so I can relate to your increased libido during this time. I personally wouldn't have considered swinging during my own pregnancies, but you are an adult and can fuck as you please.
How important are certs?
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Finding Playmates > How important are certs?       07-22-2015 00:45 AM
OP, as far as a cert goes, alot of people opt to have only 1 or 2 from people such as "hosts of the party" or club owners to merely certify their profile as being "real people" and not some loser sitting at home jacking off with his fake couple profile. Mrs. U
How important are certs?
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Finding Playmates > How important are certs?       07-21-2015 09:25 AM
Welcome to the forum! If you are curious about previous certs related threads, all you need to do is type "certs" {without the quotes} into the search box at the top of this page {between "user preferences" and "?help" and you will have 500 comment offerings with a link back to the thread to peruse. Your 20% response record sounds like the average response to random emailing, some couples have reported here that they are never answered. We actually prefer to meet other couples at events, house parties or the local swing club. Mrs. Uriah
Who pays for room
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Who pays for room       07-18-2015 09:19 AM
A few reasons for hotel play include: 1. Safety: I was once a SF {living in a much smaller town} and I didn't want SM's or couples knowing where I lived-- until I knew them much better and determined they were not Jeckyll/Hyde or stalker types. 2. Others: room mates, kids or parents. For ex: my octogenarian parent would not have understood had I brought multiple guys home for an MFMM....neither would my grown kids had they noticed a strange car in my driveway when they drive by. 3. Naughty factor: (for lack of a better word) it makes an evening more of "fantasy experience" because you are not in your normal home environment but at a clandestine hotel meet, free to leave at your whim and return to normal. Mrs. Uriah
Trump for President???
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Trump for President???       07-17-2015 17:27 PM
Donald Trump is the refreshing breath of hope, optimism, and practicality that we have been missing in our society. He is our only chance to stop our current slide toward the tyranny of socialism. He has my vote. Mr. Uriah (the "Free Thinker")
jealousy
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > jealousy       07-17-2015 11:07 AM
Feeling nervous or unsure is understandable when you are first exploring activities that society considers morally repugnant. Before you start, you both should be "secure" and confident in your relationship with each other, whether marriage or committed relationship. If your relationship isn't already a strong one with open/honest communication and respect, swinging won't improve it and could be the end of it. I strongly encourage you to reac some more of the topics in the threesome and swinger advice forums for additional advice. There have been many husbands and even some wives seeking advice when their partner got carried away and was overly "involved" with one of the playmates. It's much easier to learn from other people's mistakes than to learn the hard way. Mrs. U
Fucking Friday
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Fucking Friday       07-17-2015 07:34 AM
Fucking Friday already. Fucking awesome!!
Help please. Mfm issue
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Help please. Mfm issue       07-16-2015 17:59 PM
"The more fun I have the more turned on he gets. It's not just the "show" he enjoys it's also the fact that I'm his to share and that at the end of the night it's just the two of us" I'll second what Rabbit said.......and add that I have a collection of pictures from some of our functions that document the "increased level" of Mr. U's interest afterward. :) Mrs. U
Help please. Mfm issue
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Help please. Mfm issue       07-16-2015 17:50 PM
While you can't adjust your dick size without surgery, you can adjust your perception a bit. What you are referring to as "sloppy seconds" is what Mr. Uriah and a few other gents call "reclaiming" their territory. We believe the eroticism of having additional sex partners is that you are getting something "different". If you choose to limit yourself to fucking something like you already have at home, why bother. Mrs. Uriah
jealousy
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > jealousy       07-15-2015 23:15 PM
"Neither of us like seeing each other with someone else" If you feel that way, what in the world makes you think you will enjoy swinging, threesomes, swapping and all things non-monogamy? Mrs. Uriah
Who pays for room
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Who pays for room       07-14-2015 09:19 AM
@Tigg and Yourluvrm, Two of my favorites :-) Shelly
Public Meeting - Behavior
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > First Contact > Public Meeting - Behavior       07-14-2015 09:05 AM
There isn't anything wrong with what you are doing, it just isn't our style. If I meet you through vanilla social media, the topics of conversation will begin in the realm of vanilla and very likely remain there. If I meet you through a sex site, {where people are seeking sexual friendships} then the 1st meeting and conversation will definitely include topics of a sexual nature and contain "lifestyle" related exchange of information or there will be no 2nd meeting scheduled with us. For example, some of the things I like to know on a first meet n greet include.... 1. reason for joining the site / how they got started, 2. Inspiration for any unique profile names, 3. views on "safer" sex, 4. what are they looking for / specific fantasies, and 5. the "no no" list of unacceptable things-- You may consider those topics "too graphic" for a first meeting, but I don't. What I would dislike more is exchanging other personal information re: career, kids, grandkids etc under the guise of "getting to know" a couple one evening and then on a 2nd evening finding out we have conflicting views on a sexual matter. Mrs. U
What if you want it all?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > What if you want it all?       07-14-2015 00:10 AM
I/we have always had fun at Colette's...particularly in the big round bed fucking like rabbits for the voyeurs watching through the windows. Sigh, my panties just got a little wet from the memory. For a gang bang or some other fantasies though, Friday night is your best chance as it's when Single Males are allowed to come party there. Mrs. Uriah
Expectations of some single males
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Expectations of some single males       07-12-2015 00:14 AM
Explorally, Yes, that's why we have a paragraph in our profile informing single males {females} of how we handle things. We prefer hotel play anyway. Mrs. U
Who pays for room
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Who pays for room       07-11-2015 11:44 AM
I'm bored with this argument.... The real truth is that whoever wants to fuck the most will probably end up paying for it. If you have to debate about it, you should probably shut up and go home and fuck yourself. Mrs. Uriah
Whats the best way to pick up women for a 3some
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Whats the best way to pick up women for a 3some       07-11-2015 11:38 AM
LR-- swing on over on that Harley anytime, you can help me figure out how to do the wrap/tie thing on that cute sundress I bought last trip down......I lost the instructions that came with it:( Mrs. U
Expectations of some single males
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Expectations of some single males       07-11-2015 11:31 AM
OP, that's how we do it also. Mr. U was a very successful SM himself for a long time and organized group events for lady/couple friends of his. He insists on meeting any single males in public for a beverage first. It's his litmus test for determining if a SM is serious or just fulll of BS. Mrs. Uriah
What the hell are you doing up so early
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What the hell are you doing up so early       07-11-2015 10:00 AM
{YAWN}. I was still awake at 2:00 AM because of some neighbor's {from about a mile down the road} having a party with a very loud mariachi type band. If they were gonna interfere with my sleep, they should have invited us
Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls       07-10-2015 10:08 AM
I'd only be suspicious if someone can never ever meet, greet and play except in daytime.........unless they work a night shift somewhere. When I was a SF I had only one evening a week {usually Fri} that was designated "playtime." I would often meet /greet for a lunch/coffee during the day. Meeting during a lunch break ensured that: (i) since I only had 1 1/2 hour, I didn't have to figure out a way to exit quickly; and (ii) my only "play night" wouldn't be wasted because we'd have already met and established the existence of some chemistry. Mrs. U
Whats the best way to pick up women for a 3some
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Whats the best way to pick up women for a 3some       07-08-2015 19:42 PM
"Topic: Whats the best way to pick up women for a 3some" It might be fun to get picked up in a convertible or a harley-davidson. Mrs. U
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       07-07-2015 23:11 PM
Manson
15 Things That Will Help Single Wimmin
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > 15 Things That Will Help Single Wimmin       07-07-2015 23:06 PM
there's 3 things I always tell my new SF buddies...... what number we on, 19?? 19. meet n greet in a public venue and be on time 20. carry your own supply of condoms (in a variety of sizes too), favorite lube and baby wipes. 21. when dealing with a couple, don't try to get "alone time" with one of them behind the other's back----- that's just classless and it's the one thing guaranteed to piss me (or Mr. U) off. Mrs. Uriah. ;-)
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       07-07-2015 13:48 PM
HT: I will sleep better tonight. :-) Mrs. U
Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls       07-07-2015 13:41 PM
@bldo, Relax, you are just suffering from the same fate as the rest of the SLS community with "hot" photogenic qualities of SLS. Dumbasses that look no further than a picture and email you without even glancing at your stats or profile content. Mrs. U
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       07-06-2015 23:24 PM
I often DELAY posting in controversial threads while waiting {sometimes in vain} for a RELAY of important or interesting information. The entertainment found in some of these threads is kind of a fun way to RELAX! Mrs. U
Who pays for room
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Who pays for room       07-06-2015 22:53 PM
Nah, the bull should host the cuckhold couple in his house....but let the husband sleep with the dog.
The morning news anything worth conversing about
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The morning news anything worth conversing about       07-06-2015 22:11 PM
@BLT: of course they do, that's the whole point. Mrs. U
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       07-06-2015 18:43 PM
HT: it quit raining finally and grass dried enough to mow, plus it's cooled down a bit too. :-)
The morning news anything worth conversing about
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The morning news anything worth conversing about       07-06-2015 18:35 PM
Two North Mississippi ladies are celebrating the news that same-sex marriage is legal in the country by divorcing. Seems they were married in California a few years ago and now they wish to dissolve their union in the state they reside. Mrs. U
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       07-05-2015 19:55 PM
Greg Kihn Band --- "For all the right reasons"
Where is the Unicorn Utopia?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Where is the Unicorn Utopia?       07-05-2015 10:43 AM
During the three years we've been together, we've met 9 SF's via an initial SLS contact. A mix of LS newbies and travelers here for vacation/business. Even though some moved away or just moved on from the LS, I/we remain in contact with 5 of the ladies and have future fun plans with 3 of them Our current "unicorn" {as she calls herself} will attest that we are not "possessive" of our playmates, she is looking forward to her first house-party as the date of a SM friend that we introduced her to. Naturally it's a problem of supply vs demand anyway, but I think the fun sane SF's are more receptive to profiles / communication that reek of fun people offering mutual NSA relationship(s) not those that reek of "desperately seeking our personal unicorn". Personally, with all of the "she's hot, he's not" couples and vice versa, it 's more challenging to meet a couple 1-1 from SLS contact. Unless a "home-run" couple lands in our inbox, we meet/greet couples on one of our increasingly rare trips to the local club, a house party or meet n greet event. Mrs. U {former sane SF too}
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       07-04-2015 12:03 PM
Just thought I'd peek in while enjoying my favorite caramel LATTE this morning. Hope everyone has a safe holiday weekend. Catch y'all LATER! S & U
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       07-02-2015 22:22 PM
Pandora is playing::: Eric Clapton - You look wonderful tonight Mrs U
So, whatcha drinking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > So, whatcha drinking       07-02-2015 22:19 PM
Michelob Ultra -- poolside with new girlfriend {Nobody ever hears us complain about a shortage of unicorns}. Mrs Uriah
Discrete married vs single guy(s)
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Discrete married vs single guy(s)       06-30-2015 12:31 PM
Discretion is an individual characteristic, certainly not a label remotely applicable to any one group of people over another. Regarding STD's, however you choose to mitigate your risks is your business. I just think it's unwise to make such asinine assumptions about one group of people being "safer" than another. Everybody swings at their own risk. Mrs. U
Too much swinging not enough romance
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Too much swinging not enough romance       06-30-2015 09:58 AM
1. To delete a profile, go to the "Tools" menu, under "extras" choose "Delete Profile". You would contact C/S if you decide to quit playing, remove your pictures and turn him into a "Single Male" profile as defined by SLS. 2. I would discreetly meet with a divorce attorney to discuss your options/rights regarding children, property, finances and your joint business. Because, You've been swinging 8+ years, attempted counseling, the marriage isn't "fixed" yet and you are still unhappy. Ask yourself exactly what are you waiting for and is it worth sacrificing any more "years" of your life to continue waiting? Sorry to be blunt, (learned from my first marriage) I am not a believer in the theory of staying unhappily married for the kid's sake or your business profits either. Kids aren't oblivious to a negative environment and figuring out an equitable division of business and other assets may be complicated, but it can be done with effective legal counsel. Find yourself a good attorney. Mrs. Uriah
The morning news anything worth conversing about
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The morning news anything worth conversing about       06-30-2015 07:51 AM
Just tuned in my morning news to hear that Obama is traveling to TN. He will be in Nashville though NOT Memphis. :-) Shelly
How can I see msg history?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > How can I see msg history?       06-28-2015 21:27 PM
You can do 2 things to make your life easier: 1. Select "view profile" and in the top right corner of their profile screen you will see an "envelope" icon. If that envelope is a bright yellow you can click it and read your previous mails. 2. While you are viewing the profile, you can utilize the "notes" option to type a "note" that will be viewable only to you while you are searching. You could add a note each time you send email if you wanted or just notate profiles with your comments. -Mrs U
She wants me to set it up but doesn't!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > She wants me to set it up but doesn't!       06-28-2015 20:37 PM
In that case she isn't really 200% down for it. Next time she {without any encouragement from you} "asks" you to set something up, tell her to pick the couple or help compose the email. PS: a couple profile with only a male picture is suspect. Put pictures of both of you on there if you are a couple. Mrs. U
One word that describes you
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > One word that describes you       06-28-2015 13:27 PM
Sore
How's the Weather Out There
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How's the Weather Out There       06-28-2015 09:15 AM
sunny and high will be 82. I'll be working on tan lines by the pool w/a girlfriend this afternoon.
Women and Testosterone
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Women and Testosterone       06-28-2015 09:06 AM
My HRT was a prescribed combination of estrogen/tetosterone. I tried several forms, including a cream that was applied to my inner thigh area, but with unsatisfactory results. The one that worked best for me was the insertion of the estrogen & testosterone pellets just under my abdominal skin (2-3 times a year). My gripe is that my PRE- Affordable Healthcare Act insurance coverage paid ALL but apx $80.00 of the treatment cost including the pellets. Now the AHA insurance only pays apx $106.00 of the doctor's cost to insert the pellets and 0 for the pellets themselves, which sucks. Mrs. U
SLS Crush/Forum Crush?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > SLS Crush/Forum Crush?       06-28-2015 08:37 AM
We have a "lust list" including some posters in this thread. Mrs U
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       06-28-2015 08:21 AM
Advice is what you ask for when you already know the answer but wish you didn't.
Cruise vs Resorts
FORUMS > Travel, Clubs and Resorts > Travel > Cruise vs Resorts       06-26-2015 20:23 PM
We don't do the lifestyle destinations but I will inbox you the name of a local swinger friend who has done some lifestyle travel and may be able to help you. Welcome to the forum, by the way! Shelly
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       06-26-2015 09:43 AM
"Want to Want Me" by Jason Derulo is really resonating with me this morning. :-) Shelly
Body Hair
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Body Hair       06-26-2015 07:45 AM
To each their own. A "rug" on the back or a "forest" around cock and balls are turn-offs to me. However, I do like to run my fingers through a bit of hair on a well-defined chest. Mrs U
4 letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 4 letter word game       06-26-2015 07:21 AM
RAGE **Note: since OP is gone, I'll post the game rules. (1) See the previous poster's 4-letter word (2) Substitute only 1 of those letters with another letter of your choice to create a new 4-letter word. OR (3) Rearrange the existing letters to form a new word. PS: If you can make multiple words or sentences, go for it! Mrs U
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       06-26-2015 07:08 AM
I think I last saw PG in another thread discussing the recent absence of Prince Albert from within her WALLS. Shelly
Bumper Stickers
FORUMS > General Discussions > Jokes and Funnies > Bumper Stickers       06-26-2015 00:33 AM
Mrs. U's bumper sticker says: Ban idiots, not guns. Mr. U's bumper sticker says: Buck Ofama.
Im in love with Milfs
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Im in love with Milfs       06-24-2015 10:24 AM
Guess he didn't see my question about condoms.....I was just wondering about all that uncut frictionless "gliding". My uncut experiences were a few years ago but I do remember that I really couldn't tell the difference from a cut penis during penetration likely because they wore a condom. Now when giving a BJ, it is really noticeable. Mrs. Uriah
Im in love with Milfs
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Im in love with Milfs       06-24-2015 09:54 AM
While you're deflating those pecs, is something else inflating? Mrs. U aka Shelly;)
Im in love with Milfs
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Im in love with Milfs       06-24-2015 09:28 AM
@manny, Do you practice safer sex by wearing condoms? Mrs. U
What about GILFs???
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What about GILFs???       06-24-2015 09:20 AM
"Everyone loves a MILF, but who loves a GILF?" Can't speak for everyone, but Mr. Uriah seems real interested. JW, isn't a GILF just a really hot Super MILF anyway. Mrs. Uriah {a G of 4}
BBC is a myth
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > BBC is a myth       06-23-2015 21:53 PM
Myth or not, I just don't like braggarts and my dislike of them is an equal opportunity feeling. Mrs. Uriah
Im in love with Milfs
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Im in love with Milfs       06-23-2015 21:14 PM
Hung Manny welcome to the forum, I'm gonna repost those dick statistics from your profile. *C&P begin* 1% of men worldwide have a penis measuring longer than 8¾ inches 3% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 7¾ to 8¾ inches 11% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 7 to 7¾ inches 19% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 6¼ to 7 inches *C&P end* I've experienced a few of the 1% group myself (a couple of uncuts too) and I gotta say I like the 11% group of men on a regular basis. But to each their own, hope you find lots of horny milfs to fuck. Oh yea, the phrase you are looking for in reference to a curvier lady is: *The softer the cushion, the harder the pushin'* Mrs. Uriah
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       06-21-2015 22:25 PM
Mrs. Leeza LEADS the line around here for sexy women who have expressed an interest in the GB, so I don't think Mr. Leeza will object to being the recipient of a females only one for himself. Mrs. Uriah
DP and assigning holes
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > DP and assigning holes       06-19-2015 23:05 PM
OP, the hubby assigned you the anus because he wants to see her come apart and be the one in her pussy to feel her when she comes apart. Mrs. U
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       06-19-2015 16:31 PM
Hawgs
What's for Breakfast
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Breakfast       06-19-2015 07:39 AM
Fresh blueberries and yogurt. {Could have been a smoothie, but somebody forgot to bring her blender}
Suggestions on What to Bring to First Encounter
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Suggestions on What to Bring to First Encounter       06-18-2015 14:42 PM
While people that are polite, considerate and well-mannered are a pleasure to socialize with, people that are ill-mannered, crude and boorish are not. Intelligent people recognize the difference. Shelly
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-18-2015 00:02 AM
ZZ_Topp
Just three words
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Just three words       06-18-2015 00:00 AM
Sucking crawfish brains
TV Shows
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > TV Shows       06-17-2015 23:30 PM
I like the TCM channel, tonight's flick is "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" Mrs. U
Single Straight Woman on SLS
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinging Single > Single Straight Woman on SLS       06-17-2015 10:28 AM
"That is awesome! I have got to meet Mrs. U some day" I'll be sure to wear panties {often times I don't}:) PS: I have a sexy SF friend in Anchorage, if that's closer to you. {I love the networking aspect of ls} Mrs. Uriah
My lady wants broken
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > My lady wants broken       06-17-2015 09:53 AM
Sean, if you found what Wannatry suggested at novelty shop my only question is. Was it an artificial bbc dildo or did you take the store clerk home with you? Inquiring pervalicious minds want to know... Mrs. U
Getting Started
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Getting Started       06-16-2015 23:01 PM
"Do you think most people are closet swingers? " NO "Women are bi curious? " A FEW ARE "And how do you know?" YOU DON'T UNLESS YOU ASK OR YOU SEE THEM FIRSTHAND "Can you tell when you meet or when you see someone?" NOT JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       06-16-2015 22:07 PM
I believe that eleven (11) 5-letter words in one post might be a record. BT ain't DENSE. Mrs. Uriah
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you       06-16-2015 18:03 PM
Know him already and science is definitely NOT my strongest subject. Shelly
Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015       06-16-2015 17:44 PM
Kibbie, don't cut the tags til you sure it fitz.
Suggestions on What to Bring to First Encounter
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Suggestions on What to Bring to First Encounter       06-16-2015 12:09 PM
"hard cock, and a condom or six" ..........Yes, please bring more than a single or even pair of condoms. Mr. U arranged for a SM to visit me a while back. During dinner the topic of safe sex came up. The SM reassured me that he had a condom and when I asked, just one? He said there was probably another in his car. I made him stop at the store for a small supply. He thanked me later because we used them all. Moral: Better to have more than enough (non-latex too) than to run out and have to jerk your own self off.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       06-16-2015 11:46 AM
WITTY is the best I can come up with other than using google to get the medicinal KYTTA. Shelly
Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015       06-16-2015 10:40 AM
Did you forgot to take off the 8-inch stilettos?
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       06-16-2015 00:38 AM
Cyndy Lauper ~~ True Colors
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       06-16-2015 00:20 AM
How WEIRD is it that I read every word in BT's post below and didn't see his 5-letter word? BT you are FIRED for the evening. Good night!! Shelly
Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015       06-15-2015 23:25 PM
Who's on Beale Street????? Nobody called me {pout} Shelly
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       06-15-2015 22:26 PM
FRIED
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       06-15-2015 21:02 PM
An interesting fact to SHARE regarding this 8 year old game. The original poster of this 5-letter word game is a New Yorker and the game was begun with single words only {creating a new word by 1 letter substitution or rearranging}. Over time some players chose to RAISE the difficulty level by using sentences and creating multiple words to make it a bit more challenging. Those who like it simple can always opt for the original format of "picking one of the previous poster's 5- letter words and create one of your using the same letters or substituting 1 letter. I can only add that if you don't like the 5-letter word game, perhaps you would enjoy the 4-letter word game more. It can be found further down the list in the games forum. Mrs. Uriah {a straightforward Mississippi girl}
Single Straight Woman on SLS
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinging Single > Single Straight Woman on SLS       06-15-2015 08:38 AM
Guys may be expected to take the lead, but they will certainly appreciate a sign that the lady has an interest in something beyond the first drink or m/g. It doesn't have to be drastic just a simple statement, of "I'm having a great time and would like to see you again" . If you are a "no-play-on-1st-date" lady, then just by mentioning a 2nd date, you have communicated your interest verbally and opened the door for him to "take the lead" in scheduling that next date if he returns the interest. I don't view that as "hunting" it's just open and honest communication between adults. It gets easier with practice. Shelly
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       06-15-2015 07:24 AM
They would be admiring the RACKS of you and any other ladies in their presence. Mrs. U
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-15-2015 07:17 AM
Insurance
The weekend is here. Are you prepared to lose your SLS access?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The weekend is here. Are you prepared to lose your SLS access?       06-14-2015 12:13 PM
It didn't affect our weekend event because those invited had been emailed during the week and given alternate contact information to get location details.....unless the 1 couple that didn't show never got that email. Who knows? Mrs. U {still feeling effects of last night}
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       06-13-2015 09:51 AM
I'm sure that KJ has a fertile imagination that COOKS up many fantasies about those COCKS. Mrs
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       06-13-2015 02:42 AM
Sometimes an event transpires that KILLS one's desire to participate.
Single Straight Woman on SLS
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinging Single > Single Straight Woman on SLS       06-12-2015 13:55 PM
Hmmm he didn't read the line in your profile stating "publicly demure." If you care enough to respond, direct him to that line and tell him the freak flag flies only when you are comfortable flying it. As a single, my method depended on the guy's personality and time is always a factor too. If I wanted to fuck a guy I was meeting though and he had not taken action yet, I have (i) Removed my panties (if I wore any) and slipped them in his pocket....they always took that hint quickly. (ii) been polite and asked if they were ready to take this somewhere more private, or (iii) been very direct and said simply, are you ready to fuck. Mrs. U.
Honesty? Drama? Really?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > Honesty? Drama? Really?       06-12-2015 13:26 PM
"I'd like an honest woman. One who's candid enough to say, "You're OK, let's fuck."" OP, that type of honesty could be a double-edged sword. A lady who will tell you that "you are ok to fuck" will also tell you "No, you are not ok to fuck." Furthermore, if you {like so many are} don't take rejection very well or press her for an explanation, she'll have no problem telling you to "fuck off". You know the old saying, be careful what you wish for.... Mrs. Uriah
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       06-12-2015 12:48 PM
"the unit should be up and running by tomorrow". says the A/C repairman Mrs. U
Can love be found on this site?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Can love be found on this site?       06-12-2015 12:41 PM
Though the site promotes exploration of non-traditional sexual relationships, you can find almost anything you want here including, but not limited to: dance partners, harley-riding lovers, travel buddies, sex with girls or guys maybe BOTH, flirtation, 1-night stands, friends/w benefits, friends w/NO benefits or expired benefits that you just adore anyway, silly asshats, some really strange people, a whole lot of free gumbies to chat with, girlfriend/boyfriend or maybe several of each, jerks, bitches, whiners, flakes, and don't forget jealousy and drama. Some find love here that is good while it lasts while others find the 'love of their life' or 'soulmate' {call it what opyou want}. Does that mean that you should EXPECT to find that kind of love here? NO, love is what happens when you are not looking for it at all. {for women, it's usually about the time we have sworn off everything about men but using for their bodyparts}. If you restrict your search here on a sexual site and look only for 'love' you will miss out on alot of the other fun things you could enjoy. Mrs. U
I'm not a recruiter!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > I'm not a recruiter!       06-12-2015 11:44 AM
That was pathetic. Usually, they just leave her at home and offer lame excuses for ber absence. I like what Scamp suggested too, except I would orchestrate that we ladies excuse ourselves to the powder room so I could show her "their" profile in semi-privacy and answer any questions she had. {Of course, I'd whisper in Mr. Uriah's ear that he should settle our tab and be ready to depart quickly upon my return}. It would be amusing to watch a jerk get his well-deserved comeuppance, but I'd not want to fuel any public embarrassment to an unsuspecting spouse. Mrs. Uriah
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       06-12-2015 00:17 AM
Hot
Religion
FORUMS > General Discussions > Safe Sex > Religion       06-11-2015 11:20 AM
Pray for dicks? nope, that's Mr. Uriah's job to keep me happy and supplied when/if I want extras. :-) Mrs. U
What is it that you like about your home state.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What is it that you like about your home state.       06-11-2015 11:05 AM
I (Mrs U) am like Faith Hill--- a Mississippi Girl originally from the central area of the state but a recent transplant in the northern part of the state known as the "suburbs of Memphis". MS has sandy beaches, many fun state parks, beautiful wildlife, opportunities for year round outdoor fun, warm from March to December, and the majority of my family lives within it's borders or in the neighboring LA, AL or TN. Though many here love the Saints, SEC football rules. Just some of the talent native to MS are: William Faulkner, Elvis Presley, BB King, Muddy Waters, Eudora Welty, Jimmy Buffett, Leontyne Price, Charley Pride, Tennessee Williams, Jim Henson, Walter Payton, Jerry Rice, Brett Favre and Jerry Clower {comedienne}. Mr. Uriah is a native of Tennessee {it's a pretty awesome place too if you like country music, the Smokies and Memphis BBQ} Mrs. Uriah
Comparing notes with others on this site.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Comparing notes with others on this site.       06-11-2015 10:14 AM
It's ok to share stories about LS experiences in general, sometimes specifics are disclosed and it's usually in a beneficial way. We've (I) met and befriended a few new LS single ladies over the years. While we're out getting our pedicures, shopping and getting acquainted, I can't remember NOT being asked for my thoughts on LS males. I try to accentuate the positive about my own experiences (if any) with said SM and answer questions. Often we have facilitated an introduction and have even made recommendations to past/present forum friends who visited the area. If asked about a profile that I knew was a (i) stalker or (ii) flaky no show/no call ..no manners. ~~yea, I'd definitely share that. Not every meet n greet results in playtime with the Uriah's, but for those who've made a positive impression on us, we don't mind helping out in their networking, whether we actually fucked them or not. The lifestyle is all about networking. Mrs. U
Religion
FORUMS > General Discussions > Safe Sex > Religion       06-11-2015 01:57 AM
What does religion have to do with safe sex? Mrs. U
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       06-11-2015 00:44 AM
Heheheh! Looks more like "I Kissed a Girl" by Katie Perry down there to me. My theme song for the week is "On The Road Again" by Willie Nelson Mrs. Uriah {that's Mr U in the picture}
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-11-2015 00:36 AM
Go!
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       06-10-2015 22:30 PM
None compare to the heated tales woven with 5-letter WORDS of the towel-clad linguist, Mr. Leeza. Shelly