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would you get married again?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > would you get married again?       12-20-2014 10:31 AM
The only thing certain about the future is that it is very uncertain, probably best to avoid the saying of "Never" and replace it with "unlikely" if you feel that way about anything...not just this topic. Shelly
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       12-20-2014 09:57 AM
HT: A delivery of roses & chocolate covered strawberries improved my mood tremendously. :-)
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       12-19-2014 08:31 AM
Happy Birthday wishes to Tigg and LR!
letting wife play solo; advice
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinging Single > letting wife play solo; advice       12-19-2014 08:29 AM
BT, do like the Motel 6 dude and leave a (night) light on... you might preserve your naughty grin.
DVP (double vaginal penetration)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > DVP (double vaginal penetration)       12-19-2014 08:24 AM
Where is that damn "like" button for Pammy... Mrs. U {Shelly}
Blindfolds and Anonymity
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Blindfolds and Anonymity       12-19-2014 08:19 AM
This one along with a tiny bit of bondage or restraint is on somebody's to-do list. :-)
Moresomes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Moresomes       12-19-2014 08:14 AM
1 - 2 women/5 men is a great moresome. We've enjoyed a 3 couple/2 SM group at the local club's group room... one of the couples involved was actually a soft-swap couple that interacted w/others orally and touched aplenty, but still only fucked each other. Regarding "feeling pressured", if ANYONE is ever feeling pressured or obligated to fuck somebody they don't desire....they need to leave the situation, (maybe quit swinging too) if they aren't capable of saying NO. Shelly
First Time With 5 Men
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > First Time With 5 Men       12-16-2014 08:47 AM
I got started in the LS at a gang bang, and love taking turns with other men fucking a horny woman. Mrs. U has been introduced to the joy of fucking groups of men, enjoys it immensely, and expects a function periodically. Uriah
while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy       12-15-2014 20:09 PM
What she said. Plus, having a sexy-licious hunky middle-aged man already in my bed has spoiled me tremendously and he sets the bar high. {As do some of my other middle-aged hunky friends*wink*} We're in this for adventurous, hot fucking with people who turn us on~~not interested in mediocre or mercy fucking, whether the dude is 25 or 65. <<<-------Mrs. Uriah {Mr U is in pic}
Vs
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Vs       12-14-2014 17:05 PM
Pretty paper or bags w/nametag {the pets liked the frilly bows} Hot Coffee or Hot Chocolate
First Time With 5 Men
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > First Time With 5 Men       12-14-2014 16:57 PM
BT, that sounds like a purrfect Hallmark video card. I'll tell my Santa to make it happen...though he's so busy in his workshop this time of year, I just might have to do it right in Santa's workshop. :-) Shelly
Shaving Cock and Balls
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Shaving Cock and Balls       12-14-2014 16:43 PM
Goodness gracious~a personal barber will ensure that it's done to her satisfaction~ and there'd be no "Great Balls of Fire"
First Time With 5 Men
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > First Time With 5 Men       12-14-2014 14:30 PM
@Tigg, 20 is more than enough--- but lobsters or men? Let's see, 20 lobsters = 2 apiece and would be enough for 10 men and you could bring me the 1 in your hand. Sounds like a fun party. Shelly
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       12-14-2014 14:22 PM
HT: Wonderful time spent with the tiny kiddos. The adorable youngest (2 1/2) was traumatized by the prospect of sitting in the lap of a fat man in a red suit. Mrs. U
First Time With 5 Men
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > First Time With 5 Men       12-12-2014 21:41 PM
Bring lobsters.;)
Wife wants two cocks in her vagina at the same time!
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Wife wants two cocks in her vagina at the same time!       12-12-2014 21:28 PM
I'll take 2 of those cocks please {both average or 1 average size + 1 just above average}, BUT hold the scissors or other sharp implements. Mrs. Uriah
First Time With 5 Men
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > First Time With 5 Men       12-12-2014 21:14 PM
I'm a bit overdue for one of these evenings with 5 or so....gentleman. Maybe St. Nick will leave some spare studs underneath my Christmas tree. Mrs. Uriah
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       12-12-2014 19:47 PM
HT: yes it's finally Friday.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       12-12-2014 19:27 PM
FB: grrrr a holiday gathering originally planned for this weekend has been rescheduled due to another family member's being inconvenienced. So far a boycott of Christmas is looking pretty good for 2015, Santa may find me snuggled up with a hunk in a ski lodge somewhere. Shelly
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       12-11-2014 23:50 PM
"They only need to know that we are a team, they don't need to know our plays."
Are all the couples in here losers
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Are all the couples in here losers       12-10-2014 22:19 PM
By Mr. No's definition then, we would be a loser couple for not including him. That's ok, I have a policy of Non-Fraternization with profiles that have NO PICTURES. Mrs. Uriah
Single Male Responses
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Single Male Responses       12-10-2014 21:11 PM
Welcome to the forums DJ! Mrs. U
If you think you are not a loser, raise your hand
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > If you think you are not a loser, raise your hand       12-10-2014 20:47 PM
Perf, I'm volunteering to help you find your erection if you ever misplace it. I have an above average success ratio in erection recovery process.:-) Shelly
How Do You Get Out OF This Situation - Stinky Vagina
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How Do You Get Out OF This Situation - Stinky Vagina       12-10-2014 00:01 AM
Definitely agree with that whole soap and water thing, I like clean sweet smelling playmates. Douching can upset the natural balance of bacteria in the vagina and encourage the growth of the bacteria that cause nasty infections resulting in bacterial vaginosis, pelvic inflammatory disease, pregnancy complications, endometriosis, etc.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       12-09-2014 23:35 PM
HT: It was not my car that encountered any of the 6 poor deer / traffic casualties I saw on the side of the interstate while traveling home this morning. I first saw a fawn standing at edge of the woods alone and then I saw the carcasses over the next several miles.
Large diamonds
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Large diamonds       12-09-2014 19:23 PM
The Hope Diamond is apx 45 carats...
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you       12-07-2014 20:31 PM
Of course we'd like to MGF with RDY & LEEZA;)
Advice to SM from the Ladies
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > Advice to SM from the Ladies       12-07-2014 12:46 PM
Sometimes, breaking one of our "key" self-imposed rules leads to a wonderful experience that you would have sincerely regretted missing out on had you not broken that rule. Like an old expression, "I wouldn't have missed it for the world" type of thing. More often than not though in the ls, I think breaking your own rule usually ends up biting you on the ass, causing you to question your sanity for ever violating your own self-imposed rule in the first place. Mrs. U
Would you fuck any pussy?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > Would you fuck any pussy?       12-06-2014 16:17 PM
"Would you fuck any pussy?" Mr. U says NO, and for the record Mrs. U isn't interested in fucking just any ole dick(s) either. We have more fun just playing by ourselves than either one of us have ever had in the Lifestyle. This makes us very, very selective as to who else we are willing to play with, and we like it that way. U & S
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       12-06-2014 10:17 AM
@BLT thanks for the timely reminder of why my tree choice is artificial. I love the smell of a "real" tree too, but with the kids always wanting the tree up on Thanksgiving weekend, and the "responsibility" for its care always being left up to me...{they barely remembered to water the dog, much less a tree} I switched to fake trees. Mrs. Uriah
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       12-05-2014 08:45 AM
Be strong enough to let go and patient enough to wait for what you deserve. Shelly
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       12-04-2014 23:52 PM
More likely a female porn star. {I quit drinking while reading forums a while back---- it's not healthy for electronic devices}. S
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       12-04-2014 22:18 PM
"Life is simpler when you plow around the stump." ~~ by an unknown farmer. Mrs. Uriah
what do you do when .
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > what do you do when .       12-04-2014 19:51 PM
If their cooter stinks and you want a tactful exit, you could try "OMG my period's about to start" and leave. If you liked all of the other things about them until that smell....suggest sex in the shower first.
are the single men in here a bunch of losers?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > are the single men in here a bunch of losers?       12-04-2014 19:25 PM
Billy63 just started that very thread:-) Shelly
No reply to emails
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > No reply to emails       12-04-2014 00:49 AM
Bahahaha!!! While catching up on my forum reading the "SLS birdie flew" and delivered a wonderfully verbose email from a "free couple profile-that is clearly written in SM lingo that has NO pictures" that went like this... SUBJECT: hi EMAIL: let's fuck Since I don't intend to answer it....maybe he/they will come to the forum to bitch and whine about how they are being ignored by the rude people. <<<<--------{#getoverit}. Mrs. Uriah.
I WONDER WHY WHITE COUPLES LIKE BLACK COCK BUT WOULDNT LET THEIR KID DATE A BLACK PERSON?
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > I WONDER WHY WHITE COUPLES LIKE BLACK COCK BUT WOULDNT LET THEIR KID DATE A BLACK PERSON?       12-02-2014 23:06 PM
I DON'T KNOW. Mrs. Uriah
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       12-02-2014 21:44 PM
Clark Gable
Nic Nacs, Paddy-Whacks, Baubles and Bullion
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Nic Nacs, Paddy-Whacks, Baubles and Bullion       12-02-2014 21:23 PM
While decorating the parent's tree I came across a few ornaments I didn't recognize. It's amazing that she could remember instantly who had given and exactly what occasion she had received each of the ceramic ornaments, yet she could not recall where she had left her cane just 20 minutes before. Mrs. Uriah
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       12-02-2014 08:54 AM
Greta Garbo
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       12-01-2014 23:38 PM
Craigslist Joe
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       11-28-2014 21:57 PM
@Jaycee, I'd block both those numbers {his and hers} to prevent further contact. Hopefully you had already closed access (if any was given) to your pictures when he "disappeared". At least now you know why dude went *poof*....... the old suspicious girlfriend. Shelly
Songs that make you HOT!!!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Songs that make you HOT!!!       11-28-2014 21:31 PM
Atlanta Rhythm Section has one good for solo fun: "Imaginary Lover It's my private pleasure midnight fantasy, someone to share my wildest dreams with. Imaginary lovers never disagree, they always care, always there when you need, Satisfaction guaranteed, imaginary lover....you're mine, all the time. Mrs. Uriah
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       11-28-2014 14:00 PM
Thanksgiving - Part II {weekend} begins.
Songs that make you HOT!!!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Songs that make you HOT!!!       11-28-2014 13:50 PM
Atlanta Rhythm Section -- "I'm So Into You"
Songs that make you HOT!!!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Songs that make you HOT!!!       11-26-2014 21:55 PM
Wicked Game
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       11-26-2014 14:12 PM
I am here for the other tomfoolery affectionately known as recreational fucking. Shelly:-)
Anyone know Chemistrymkr?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Anyone know Chemistrymkr?       11-26-2014 13:56 PM
"I'm feeling a bit uneasy, thinking public first unless anyone can vouch?" So if a forum poster vouchs for this dude you already feel uneasy about, you'd meet him alone in private? It's smart to utilize some of the suggestions previously given in the thread, ignore them and you could become a crime statistic. Oh yea, take your husband along for the initial meet if you are concerned. Mrs. Uriah
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       11-26-2014 11:02 AM
It's been my favorite simply because that weekend is the designated time for obtaining the Christmas Tree. HAPPY THANKSGIVING! S & U
Happy Thanksgiving to our Likeminded friends who are on right now! We hope you are surrounded by family and friends during the holiday filled with much laughter and love!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thanksgiving to our Likeminded friends who are on right now! We hope you are surrounded by family and friends during the holiday filled with much laughter and love!       11-26-2014 10:59 AM
How about that-- a thread topic heading with multiple punctuations (! And :) and it's one that you can post on. Guess the "glitch" is fixed. Happy Thanksgiving!! S & U
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       11-25-2014 17:26 PM
The trouble is you think you have time. - Buddha
Photos
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Photos       11-25-2014 17:18 PM
is it dude's show and tell again? Here's a picture of Mr. Uriah. Shelly
As Ferguson Burns
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > As Ferguson Burns       11-25-2014 13:39 PM
If you need more than 5 shots to prevent someone from harming you, then you might be a bad shot. Shelly
The Universal Hot-Crazy Matrix
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > The Universal Hot-Crazy Matrix       11-25-2014 00:33 AM
Bahahaha! So, based on this theory of hotness scale vs the crazy scale, women who are 8-10 hot and 5-7 on the crazy are deemed "worthy" of being "wife" material. I am really giggling at the idea of some schmuck bragging he's scored a unicorn that's hot (9+) and "chill" (<5) then discovering that said unicorn has an actual "horn" in the undies....{by horn, I meant a dick:)} Shelly
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       11-24-2014 23:47 PM
I'm Gonna Be (500 miles) ~~ The Proclaimers
Was the Global Warming Hoax the boldest attempt in history to enslave us?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Was the Global Warming Hoax the boldest attempt in history to enslave us?       11-24-2014 17:01 PM
A new Purdue University report and survey of on global warming finds that just 50 percent of scientists blame human causes, not the NASA-endorsed and widely distributed claim of 97 percent. In a survey of nearly 7,000 in the agriculture field, found that most scientists agree that climate change is happening, but just 50.5 percent blame mankind. “More than 90 percent of the scientists and climatologists surveyed said they believed climate change was occurring, with more than 50 percent attributing climate change primarily to human activities,” said the Purdue report published in the authoritative Bulletin of the American Meteorological Society and highlighted by MRC Business. Mr. Uriah (the "Fact Hunter")
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       11-24-2014 16:52 PM
FB: It doesnt matter what time I arrive for car mechanic appointment, it is always two hours of waiting.
Thanksgiving is here, what are you thankful for?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Thanksgiving is here, what are you thankful for?       11-24-2014 12:41 PM
Turkey, onionless-dressing, and sweet potato pie. Mrs. Uriah
Latest received or given Blow Job
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Latest received or given Blow Job       11-24-2014 10:50 AM
If a blowjob a day is supposed to keep the doctor away, no wonder I am feeling a bit under the weather today.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       11-23-2014 20:59 PM
That's What I Like About You-- Romantics
Songs that make you HOT!!!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Songs that make you HOT!!!       11-23-2014 16:12 PM
"Sexual Healing" oh baby, makes me me feel so fine... Marvin Gaye teamed with some slithery "moves" on dimly lit dance floor = heat, Fast-forward to later and tune in to Janet Jackson's "Moist"
Politely Declining after Meet Greet
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Politely Declining after Meet Greet       11-23-2014 15:19 PM
@Summer, Your certs represent that you are a fun, attractive LS couple. We all know the rule of "No means no", if someone is telling you that they don't feel "chemistry" with you, that is usually just a nice way of saying that you(or spouse) are not sexually appealing to them. You may feel you deserve clarification of any specific reasons for why you don't appeal to them, I don't. Nobody needs to justify why they don't want to get naked with others, they either want to or they don't. You can put people on the spot by seeking an explanation if you like, but don't act offended if they tell you something you don't want to hear. Mrs. Uriah Mrs. Uriah
Panties
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Panties       11-23-2014 14:28 PM
I am always delighted to find out that Mrs. U has elected to wear crotchless panties to dinner. Mr. Uriah
Panties
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Panties       11-23-2014 13:23 PM
Sometimes I wear, sometimes I don't.....but often I remove them myself and slip them into a playmate's pocket. Shelly
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What A Great Name For A Rockband!       11-22-2014 16:02 PM
"Big Clit's Ode to XL Penis" ~~ {on the B side of Notorius B.I.G.Clit's song below} I like big dicks and I cannot lie, Some other ladies can't deny That when a hunk walks in with 8-pk abs, And a fine ass body you get wet Wanna pull up tough so, 'Cause you noticed that meat stuffed in that fly he's wearin, I'm hooked and I can't stop starin Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha, And duck that picture My girls they tried to warn me, But that dick you got makes m-m-me so horny
Bi vs Bi-Curious
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Bi vs Bi-Curious       11-22-2014 15:12 PM
My thoughts on this have evolved over time. I think you are only "curious" when you are initially exploring something. Once you decide if you like it /don't like it; want to pursue it further/ or if you would rather not pursue it and choose your label accordingly. Seriously, because a female chooses "bisexual" as a preference does not in any way imply that she is attracted to any/all other women. Do people automatically assume that because a woman lists herself as straight she is is attracted to any/all men? No. Mrs. Uriah
Big clits
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Big clits       11-22-2014 00:03 AM
BLT, I believe Mr. Uriah's comment was "tongue in cheek'. He is a gentleman and would not ask a female "bodybuilder" playmate to confirm if she was chemically enhanced by steroids. It's too bad I'm not in Memphis this weekend...otherwise Mr. Uriah's tongue would not be in his cheek but rather in my pussy where it belongs. Mrs. Uriah
Big clits
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Big clits       11-21-2014 19:16 PM
This veteran of the Lifestyle attests that the biggest clit you will have ever experienced is attached to a competitive bodybuilder, who certainly has never used steroids. Mr. Uriah
So, whatcha drinking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > So, whatcha drinking       11-21-2014 19:09 PM
A glass of Moscato
Big clits
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Big clits       11-21-2014 18:07 PM
@Nic, will do. Gee, on this topic--I just realized that I've absolutely no clue if my clit would be considered big or small by somebody else's standards. I don't care either, because it's just right for me! Mrs. Uriah/Shelly
Big clits
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Big clits       11-21-2014 17:00 PM
Let's see, 46 + 10 = 56. Mr. Uriah will be delighted to know he's not too young for LR. We'll make it back to Nola in a few months, it's been a while since I've been picked up in a bar. Mrs. Uriah
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       11-21-2014 11:28 AM
If we meet at events, spelling's a moot point anyway....I'd be more interested in the dick, not the dicktionary. :-) Shelly
Politely Declining after Meet Greet
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Politely Declining after Meet Greet       11-21-2014 02:39 AM
Kelly, I once played alone with couples and think it's rather presumptuous on their part to state outright... "I can't wait to set up a play date with you" before you have agreed to one. Perhaps they misunderstood, got "mixed signals" or maybe they are just over-eager and kind of pushy. I always found it easier to discourage/decline unwanted play invitations by keeping the pre-meeting communications to a minimum and usually only about the meeting (location/time etc). When there is excessive friendly/chatting/communication between the parties beforehand.......people can get emotionally invested, there is more opportunity for raised hopes/ incorrect assumptions / misunderstandings on either side ultimately resulting in disappointment to some and regret to very nice people who don't wish to hurt other's feelings with a rejection. If you realize at the meeting that you will not play, you can say that you enjoyed making their acquaintance, and hope they find what they are looking for and exit. I tended to just meet people for a drink/coffee too, I think you either have chemistry or you don't....it doesn't grow on me. :) Shelly
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       11-21-2014 00:25 AM
Ha ha ha! I try to catch my own misspellings, but I'm human. I'll chalk it up to my eyeballs being crossed from all the studying/computer work for 2 classes (the final 1 was tonight! YAY!!) and sleep deprivation from having a seriously ill hospitalized parent this week.... my being the only child in the area. Thank God, she's home now. Mrs. Uriah
One word that describes you
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > One word that describes you       11-21-2014 00:14 AM
RELIEVED!! Shelly {2 classes down, 1 to go}
BBC or BBB (bigger blacker better)
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > BBC or BBB (bigger blacker better)       11-20-2014 18:06 PM
OP, you are suffering from the same fate as the rest of us who get emails from undesirables who see a picture and immediately send an email without reading ANY of the profile long or short. Re: certs, undesirables may or may not have read your certs-- so even editing your certs to reflect your current preferences may not reduce your inbox....but it certainly would not hurt. It's your pussy, fuck whoever you want to! Unfortunately, blocking the undesirables at first contact is the best thing you can do. Shelly {Mrs Uriah}
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       11-20-2014 17:32 PM
I've wondered just how many times "ad nauseam" has been used to describe redundant posts, well after narrowing the search parameter to just "nauseam" it appears that 29 times is the answer. Shelly
BBC or BBB (bigger blacker better)
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > BBC or BBB (bigger blacker better)       11-20-2014 17:20 PM
Kitkany- If you don't want to fuck white men, stop contacting them! Mr. Uriah (the "Problem Solver")
BBC or BBB (bigger blacker better)
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > BBC or BBB (bigger blacker better)       11-20-2014 16:46 PM
Hmm, so if I'm bored I shouldn't expect your company?
Keystone Pipeline National Security Issue With False Economic Value to America
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Keystone Pipeline National Security Issue With False Economic Value to America       11-20-2014 11:41 AM
The Keystone Pipeline will be approved on 1/15/15, the date that we can commence the reverse of the liberal madness. Mr. Uriah ("Its time for a change")
Will Obama trigger a 2nd Civil War tomorrow, Friday the 21st?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Will Obama trigger a 2nd Civil War tomorrow, Friday the 21st?       11-20-2014 09:30 AM
Oklahoma Sen. Tom Coburn warns there could be not only a political firestorm but acts of civil disobedience and even violence in reaction to President Obama's executive order on immigration Thursday. "The country's going to go nuts, because they're going to see it as a move outside the authority of the president, and it's going to be a very serious situation," Coburn said on Capital Download. "You're going to see — hopefully not — but you could see instances of anarchy. ... You could see violence." I tend to agree.... Mr. Uriah (the "Realist")
Things that make you pause
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Things that make you pause       11-19-2014 12:04 PM
rabbit, searching terms like "rhino" or "rhinoceros" in the forum's search function should probably be saved for when you have no coffee nearby:-) Shelly
are creampies taboo?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > are creampies taboo?       11-18-2014 22:13 PM
Mark Cuban
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       11-18-2014 12:14 PM
Thanks Mrs Cincy.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       11-18-2014 10:33 AM
HT: the handsome {sigh} cardio-surgeon says the 'rent sailed through the procedure and barring complications will not have to suffer atrocious unseasoned hospital food after tomorrow. YAY!! Sidenote: While I've was awaiting the outcome, the "Healthy Heart Squad" was giving out free cardiac assessments, grabbed my finger & stuck it {OUCH} then took BP readings. Meh, a little stick was worth knowing that my cholesterol is back down to a reasonable 153! Double Yay! Mrs. Uriah
are creampies taboo?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > are creampies taboo?       11-17-2014 11:49 AM
What some people call taboo, others call stupidity. The unknown, sexy, squeaky clean looking individual who produces a "clean bill of health" today (dated yesterday even) could very well have been giving/receiving multiple creampies with an HIV/HSV other STD positive playmate or two last night. It's a gamble. Mrs. Uriah
Part of Global-Warming Model May Be Wrong DUH
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Part of Global-Warming Model May Be Wrong DUH       11-17-2014 08:50 AM
With nasty cold fronts thrusting an icy and early winter across the continental U.S. — along with last winter described by USA Today as "one of the snowiest, coldest, most miserable on record" — climatologist John L. Casey thinks the weather pattern is here to stay for decades to come. In fact, Casey, a former space shuttle engineer and NASA consultant, is out with the provocative book "Dark Winter: How the Sun Is Causing a 30-Year Cold Spell," which warns that a radical shift in global climate is underway, and that Al Gore and other environmentalists have it completely wrong. Casey says the evidence is clear that the earth is rapidly growing colder because of diminished solar activity. He says trends indicate we could be headed for colder temperatures similar to those seen in the late 1700s and early 1800s when the sun went into a "solar minimum" — a phenomenon with significantly reduced solar activity, including solar flares and sunspots. If he's right, that would be very bad news. "Dark Winter" posits that a 30-year period of cold has already begun. Frigid temperatures, and food shortages that inevitably result, could lead to riots and chaos. Casey tells Newsmax, "All you have to do is trust natural cycles, and follow the facts; and that leads you to the inevitable conclusion that the sun controls the climate, and that a new cold era has begun." Casey is president of the Space and Science Research Corp., an Orlando, Fla., climate research firm. His new book debunks global warming orthodoxy. For over a decade, he reports, the planet's oceans have been cooling. And since 2007, the atmospheric temperature has been cooling as well. "The data is pretty solid," Casey says. "If you look at the 100-year global temperature chart, you look at the steep drop off we've had since 2007, it's the steepest drop in global temperatures in the last hundred years." So how can the media and scientific elites make a case for global warming when it's actually cooling? Casey suggests climate-change theorists have simply wedded themselves to the wrong theory, namely, that global temperatures respond to the level of greenhouse gases in the atmosphere. Any scientist suggesting otherwise is castigated as a heretic, though there are other prominent scientists who support Casey. Mr. Uriah (the "Beacon")
Advice to SM from the Ladies
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > Advice to SM from the Ladies       11-16-2014 22:20 PM
<<<<<<If the SM's are Bama fans, maybe they just didn't like my pic of "Bully"! Shelly
Advice to SM from the Ladies
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > Advice to SM from the Ladies       11-16-2014 14:41 PM
Here is some advice to SMs from the former single male previously known as Uriah. Yesterday Mrs. U and I were visiting a southern town, and earlier in the week she took the time to review SM profiles. She sent to three (3) apparently qualified men an articulate, direct, friendly, non-whorish invitation to come fuck her. Not one of them replied (We know they got the message because of the "Message Read" function.) Advice: When you SMs are invited to come fuck, show up and perform. Otherwise, the male half of the couple will think you are a fake, and will tell others. Mr. U (aka "The Former Single Male Previously Known as Uriah")
Religion and Swinging
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Religion and Swinging       11-15-2014 00:54 AM
Do not fear, it will rise again. Mrs. U:-)
The conclusion
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The conclusion       11-14-2014 19:40 PM
Q: "So.... in 8 years we will have had...." A: Enough. Mrs. Uriah :)
The conclusion
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The conclusion       11-14-2014 15:49 PM
Now, Mrs. Sed, don't cut your list short. Be sure to add: * Increased the National Debt more than any of his predecessors; * Alienated an ally, the only democratic republic in the Middle East, more than any of his predecessors; * Just today announced his intention to veto any attempt to open the Keystone pipeline, contrary to the wishes of the vast majority of Americans. Mr. Uriah (aka "The Moderate Voice of Reason")
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       11-14-2014 12:44 PM
HT: bag packed, cooler loaded, gas tank full -- chilly but gawgeous & sunny weather forecast for Saturday. Yep, it's perfect weekend for SEC football and a short trip. Mrs. Uriah
What's the Story Behind your New Public Pic?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's the Story Behind your New Public Pic?       11-14-2014 11:30 AM
This pic was snapped while I was watching a playdate undress....he was sporting a very impressive cockring.
Bodybuilding Christian Swingers Start Sex Website
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bodybuilding Christian Swingers Start Sex Website       11-14-2014 11:19 AM
Here's one with their kid involved.
So, whatcha drinking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > So, whatcha drinking       11-14-2014 09:06 AM
Coffee :)
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       11-13-2014 13:37 PM
I zonk out too once I'm truly fucked out. We aren't even in the same state during the work week and usually have energy enough for a weekend marathon...after the dry spell. Shelly
Advice-First time went well and not well
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Advice-First time went well and not well       11-13-2014 13:09 PM
Sorry, OP I am always wary of those that need "a few drinks" to get past any inhibitions they might have to "let go". I want sober playmates that have made a mutually consensual decision to play with us. Alcohol + Jealousy + Swinging = 1 Hot Mess, Always! There is no "Official Guidebook" that swingers are required to follow....but in my experience, it's best for new couples to proceed based on the comfort level of the "slower paced" partner. You could adjust your perspective. You're feeling jealousy because you didn't make your wife do some act, yet technically you did participate, pave the way and provide the opportunity for her to experience that act when you agreed to play with another couple. Food for thought: perhaps it was not the alcohol but the curvature/shape/length of the guy's dick that hit the spots and caused that reaction.... Mrs. Uriah
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       11-13-2014 11:57 AM
That means the first time or two was your "warm-up" for the main event... Shelly
I love my music; ain't never gonna change my tune
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > I love my music; ain't never gonna change my tune       11-13-2014 01:24 AM
I came across an old picture of my first car-- a Pinto-- and had flashbacks of a teenage boy "serenading" me with his version of: Cheap Trick's "I Want You To Want Me" Shelly