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One word that describes you
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > One word that describes you       04-29-2016 09:25 AM
Satisfied
Single male new to the lifestyle
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinging Single > Single male new to the lifestyle       04-29-2016 09:15 AM
Bally, You won't find many females by limiting yourself to single females only....alot of the single female profiles are really married/coupled women who are looking for other girls to take home for 3some playtime with their boyfriend/hubby or they are looking for their "bisexual exploration" I can't see your profile since you have couples blocked, but if you hope to attract hot single females to be a partner or girlfriend, you need a spot on profile complete with public(cropped of course) and private facial pictures {not of your dick or a selfie in front of the toilet either}. Check out the profile of other SM posters here in the forum to get some ideas from: fun_ahoy, currentrider, niceguy1961, bridgetender to name a few. Good luck. Mrs U
Why is it the single males chicken out
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > Why is it the single males chicken out       04-29-2016 09:01 AM
Just wondering how many of the single men that post here often whining about how bad the OTHER single men make them look, realize that they come across as "whiny" and "poor me" themselves when they complain and blame their lack of success on the actions or inactions of other males. Ms U
Shaving
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > Shaving       04-29-2016 08:12 AM
Small cordless razor works nicely and often it's me operating the razor in the really sensitive areas just hanging around in the shower. Mrs, U
Republican Primary
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Republican Primary       04-27-2016 20:58 PM
Ted's selection of Carly as a running mate is brilliant...the 2 true conservatives in the race on the same ticket! Of course, anyone who opposes the ticket is a sexist bigot!. Ted as president and Carly presiding over the Senate gives us a true opportunity for "Hope and Change". "Power to the People! Power to the People! Power to the People! Power to the People, Right On!" John Lennon Uriah
The Den
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The Den       04-26-2016 17:44 PM
Bimmy's picture is my newest motivation for getting up an hour earlier, my tan is not quite beach ready yet. Mrs, U
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       04-25-2016 18:53 PM
You can't soar with eagles if you nest with turkeys.
One word that describes you
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > One word that describes you       04-24-2016 23:25 PM
HOT
Confused
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Confused       04-24-2016 22:38 PM
Sorry, I offer no concrete advice on how to balance lifestyle choices with one's spiritual belief. However, there is a body building, swinger couple {Christy & Dean Parove} in Florida that profess to be Christians and they started a group/site for Christian Swingers...research them online you might find some helpful advice there. I do know a few couples who are/were active in a religious/spiritual orginations --Generally I think that those couples in swinging together compartmentalize/condone their actions with the logic that as long as they are involved in it together--it's not a betrayal or cheating on their partner. Mrs. U
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       04-22-2016 21:25 PM
Karma is like 69, you get what you give. Shelly
Drama couples
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Drama couples       04-22-2016 17:53 PM
No need to inform them of your opinion....that would just start the drama party. One option though is to reference your observation on your own profile, maybe those folks will recognize themselves if they read your profile. Mrs U
One storm and 5 billion later
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > One storm and 5 billion later       04-22-2016 08:00 AM
De Jure Segregation is constitutional. Plessy v. Ferguson Uriah
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       04-21-2016 23:47 PM
Winning isn't everything...it's the only thing. Vince Lombardi
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2016       04-21-2016 23:38 PM
FB: my weekend visit back home coincides with Mrs. Obama's visit to town to deliver the commencement speech at a local university. Traffic snafus will be the order of the day... Mrs U
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       04-21-2016 23:30 PM
"These Days" ~ the version by Jackson Brown
Would you kiss the previous poster?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Would you kiss the previous poster?       04-20-2016 00:29 AM
No picture is an automatic No.
Robert is the new VP of Venezuela
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Robert is the new VP of Venezuela       04-19-2016 08:10 AM
The rumor mill says that Bobby is working on an empirical study clearly demonstrating how all socialist societies since the October 1917 Bolshevik Revolution have generated greater good for a greater number than have free societies. When Bobby completes this study, there will no longer be room for argument. Much like man-made global warming, it will be established fact. Uriah
Rough N Rowdy? Or soft n sweet?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Rough N Rowdy? Or soft n sweet?       04-16-2016 09:00 AM
I like a little of both, back and forth.....minus the hair pulling and really hard butt swats though. Shell
For the women
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > For the women       04-12-2016 22:05 PM
Cowboy boots are fine while dosey-doeing or 2-stepping on the dance floor.
How's the Weather Out There
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How's the Weather Out There       04-11-2016 20:47 PM
Raining...
For the women
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > For the women       04-11-2016 20:21 PM
If the "good things you heard about this SM" came from other women that he has treated well, I'd look past a couple of centimeters long enough and at least meet him. If there's no chemistry, maybe a friendship will result. Mrs U
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2016       04-10-2016 19:23 PM
Family members who forget and light up their cigarette in my car. #I_like_breathing
Sex on a hike
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Sex on a hike       04-10-2016 18:43 PM
My picnic blanket is getting a workout so far this spring as Mr U is introducing me to the great outdoors of TN in our spare time. Mrs U
SMs, How would you like to be treated
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > SMs, How would you like to be treated       04-10-2016 17:54 PM
Buttons being pushed? Hmm I need to get in line for that Shell;-)
Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls       04-08-2016 20:56 PM
eeny meeny miney mo...
Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls       04-08-2016 08:20 AM
Welcome LittleDemon! I'd tell the dudes offering to slap and ream your butt that they would have to bend over first, lol. Of course, for added effect I would also snap a picture of my hand holding the biggest, thickest dildo in the sex toy store and attach it to my reply to those wonderful SM's. Have fun! MRs. U
Oral Yes, Intercourse No !
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Oral Yes, Intercourse No !       04-04-2016 21:11 PM
but BLM he can't pm you cause you block/hide from his profile type.....you know the "great unwashed" -- {a term I think he coined}. Shelly:-)
3somes
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > 3somes       04-04-2016 19:28 PM
Probably very few straight single men will be interested in your 3some since the only public picture is of another MALE. Some really suspicious people may think your "couple profile" is just another guy posing as a couple. If you are hoping for a woman or another couple to be interested....add a few pictures of both parties. NO bathroom selfies please or any with a background of dirty laudry or a nasty house. Mrs Uriah
Hysterectomy
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Hysterectomy       04-03-2016 22:04 PM
I've had both ways done. As a 34 year old, I was diagnosed and treated for endometriosis. I had the uterus removed vaginally in a LAVH (laparascopic assist vaginal hyster) with no complications and a quick recovery. About 9 years ago, I had problems with cysts and a very large one resulted in the surgicalremoval of my ovaries, tubes and appendix through a lower abdominal "bikini" incision, with no serious complications. {knocking on wood here}. Good luck! Mrs U
Did he cum or not?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Did he cum or not?       04-02-2016 20:34 PM
Sigh....With those I've had as really really long ago lovers/husband &/or more recent romantic partner I truly love the feel of their hot cum blasting inside me and I enjoy it even more when they continue to thrust post-explosion.....but unfortunately there are just too many people running around this lifestyle with pesky std's and some other things that condoms are a requirement with me, not an option. So, the explosion is hopefully contained in the condom. I'm ok though if someone wants to pull out and lose their load on my lower back or boobs, I like satisfied playmates. If a condom wearing playmate says he had a good time with me, I'll believe him without losing any sleep over it.
Happy Thoughts -- 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2016       04-02-2016 19:56 PM
HT: We packed a picnic lunch and spent a good part of the day exploring the nature trails and scenic woods along the Mississippi River. It was a gorgeous day for some outdoor fun and photography too. Y'all have a good weekend! XOXO US
Oral Yes, Intercourse No !
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Oral Yes, Intercourse No !       04-02-2016 19:48 PM
Easygoing, if you have witnessed this behavior at parties/clubs, it could be their "polite" way of saying that one or both of them just aren't attracted enough to "function" or play. I've seen full swap folks turn down a couple by claiming to be soft swap, then a short time later in the group room--lo and behold that same couple was converted to the dark side enjoying to full swapping all around the room sex. {Moral: the couple was already a full swap pair, but they used "soft swap" as an excuse because they were either trying to avoid a potential scene {some don't take rejection too well} or hurting someone's feelings. Just my $.02 fwiw. Mrs. U
Oral Yes, Intercourse No !
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Oral Yes, Intercourse No !       04-01-2016 22:51 PM
Because they don't want to.
Robert is the new VP of Venezuela
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Robert is the new VP of Venezuela       04-01-2016 09:29 AM
Let's add Venezuela to the long list of socialist failures since the Bolshevik Revolution of almost 100 years ago. Most clear thinking individuals would consider a failure rate of 50%-75% for any endeavor as a reason to stop it----- socialism has a 100% failure rate----100%!!! I will not speculate on the mental health of anyone who proposes continuing behavior with a 100% failure rate over a period of 100 years. Uriah
Big men are better?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > Big men are better?       03-30-2016 23:02 PM
Maybe not the subject of a foreign study, but a true story--- a couple of my vanilla girlfriend's have husbands/BF with pretty big "beer guts" that can last a painfully long time. The ladies call it "whiskey dick." Mrs. U
Was the Global Warming Hoax the boldest attempt in history to enslave us?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Was the Global Warming Hoax the boldest attempt in history to enslave us?       03-30-2016 08:45 AM
Fraud: While the global warming alarmists have done a good job of spreading fright, they haven’t been so good at hiding their real motivation. Yet another one has slipped up and revealed the catalyst driving the climate scare. Have doubts? Then listen to the words of former United Nations climate official Ottmar Edenhofer: “One has to free oneself from the illusion that international climate policy is environmental policy. This has almost nothing to do with the environmental policy anymore, with problems such as deforestation or the ozone hole,” said Edenhofer, who co-chaired the U.N.’s Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change working group on Mitigation of Climate Change from 2008 to 2015. So what is the goal of environmental policy? “We redistribute de facto the world’s wealth by climate policy,” said Edenhofer. For those who want to believe that maybe Edenhofer just misspoke and doesn’t really mean that, consider that a little more than five years ago he also said that “the next world climate summit in Cancun is actually an economy summit during which the distribution of the world’s resources will be negotiated.” Mad as they are, Edenhofer’s comments are nevertheless consistent with other alarmists who have spilled the movement’s dirty secret. Last year, Christiana Figueres, executive secretary of U.N.’s Framework Convention on Climate Change, made a similar statement. “This is the first time in the history of mankind that we are setting ourselves the task of intentionally, within a defined period of time, to change the economic development model that has been reigning for at least 150 years, since the Industrial Revolution,” she said in anticipation of last year’s Paris climate summit. “This is probably the most difficult task we have ever given ourselves, which is to intentionally transform the economic development model for the first time in human history.” The plan is to allow Third World countries to emit as much carbon dioxide as they wish — because, as Edenhofer said, “in order to get rich one has to burn coal, oil or gas” — while at the same time restricting emissions in advanced nations. This will, of course, choke economic growth in developed nations, but they deserve that fate as they “have basically expropriated the atmosphere of the world community,” he said. The fanaticism runs so deep that one professor has even suggested that we need to plunge ourselves into a depression to fight global warming. Perhaps Naomi Klein summed up best what the warming the fuss is all about in her book “This Changes Everything: Capitalism vs. the Climate.” “What if global warming isn’t only a crisis?” Klein asks in a preview of a documentary inspired by her book. “What if it’s the best chance we’re ever going to get to build a better world?” In her mind, the world has to “change, or be changed” because an “economic system” — meaning free-market capitalism — has caused environmental “wreckage.” This is how the global warming alarmist community thinks. It wants to frighten, intimidate and then assume command. It needs a “crisis” to take advantage of, a hobgoblin to menace the people, so that they will beg for protection from the imaginary threat. The alarmists’ “better world” is one in which they rule a global welfare state. They’ve admitted this themselves. Uriah
your favorite way of relaxing other than having sex
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > your favorite way of relaxing other than having sex       03-30-2016 08:31 AM
It's not a relaxation method, but a golf game on TV puts me to sleep.
A few days in a warm spot
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A few days in a warm spot       03-28-2016 21:41 PM
Tigg, I was only "gone" for a long weekend. I'm not posting like I used to because my day job keeps me really busy with very little computer play time. Besides, sometimes I just don't have anything different to add to a conversation. Shelly
Scared to death, people want to become best friends.
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Scared to death, people want to become best friends.       03-28-2016 11:37 AM
I'm not into "chatting online" to get to know you either, because in a nutshell, people can portray anything they want to on the internet and that is not the person you will meet--if they show up for a real meet. {Check out the Brad Paisley video for "Online"}. We prefer to meet n greet for drinks/appetizer beforehand to determine if everyone is feeling chemistry enough to ALL want to "mutually" jump into bed. Yes, we sometimes play on a 1st date, but we won't play at all if there's no spark of attraction. We may be slightly slutty, but we have standards and don't fuck just for the sake of fucking. For those who have a "must be friends first" approach, when you finally do get around to sex-- you should consider if your "friendship" would survive an unfortunate first sexual encounter or second, third, etc. That is what I would consider a more awkward situation. To Each Their Own... S & U {who met courtesy of SLS}
A few days in a warm spot
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A few days in a warm spot       03-28-2016 10:22 AM
I just got back from a few days in a slightly warmer spot filled with Easter egg hunts, candy and sweet hugs and kisses from 4 adored little ones. I love visiting with them, but damn I'm exhausted. Mrs, U
shelly, shelly, where is shelly
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > shelly, shelly, where is shelly       03-28-2016 10:17 AM
LOL! I thought this was about LostJ1--- {Shelly from TX} @Tigg, I'm not missing... just really busy with a recent career change that limits my perving/posting time here plus the oldst grand has started springtime sports! Y'all may see less of me. @ Rabbit, XOXOX you're a sexxy bunny @Inez, glad to see that you adore Tigg
Scared to death, people want to become best friends.
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Scared to death, people want to become best friends.       03-28-2016 10:00 AM
We're firmly in the sex/play first camp. If an unexpected friendship evolves afterward, it's a fabulous bonus; but if it doesn't --that's ok and there's no hurt feelings about it. @Velvet Angel, as a SF {from a small city in south MS} I had almost no selection of local sane SM's and was quite happy being a "fwb" to some traveling professionals that regularly came to my area for business. Wait til you have been recognized at Target by a local SM inquiring when he can see you again-----in front of a curious girlfriend. I handled it by saying, I'm not "_____" and you're confusing us. I stuck with non-locals after that incident. Mrs U
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       03-26-2016 16:53 PM
The bitterness of poor quality remains long after the sweetness of low price is forgotten. Mrs. U
Brussels
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Brussels       03-25-2016 09:11 AM
Remember all the excitement 20-25 years ago about "European Union"? All of our left-wing friends, even those who had never been to Europe, had "EU" on their list of vital causes. Elimination of all historic national and ethnic boundaries, one currency, and most important of all, open borders! The Muslim hordes overrunning Europe today are a direct result of yet another crackpot cause of the left. MORAL: Liberalism is a mental disorder. Mr. Uriah
Brussels
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Brussels       03-23-2016 08:23 AM
Once again, my liberal friends completely miss the point. --- Why not try the technique to see how it works? I'll bet the new President taking oath next January will. "All we are saying...is give peace a chance"---John Lennon. Uriah
Brussels
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Brussels       03-22-2016 15:48 PM
General John J. "Blackjack" Pershing captured Muslims and, before putting all but one to death by firing squad, he showed them the pit dug for their mass grave, filled with stinking pig carcasses, and the bullets with which they were to be shot, dipped in pig entrails and fat. The last man he released to carry back the tale, and never after had trouble from the Muslims again. Why can we not repeat the heroics of this great American? Uriah (the "Historian')
Pet Peeves 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2016       03-21-2016 21:19 PM
At least your list is not a 'musing'
Simple Pleasures
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Simple Pleasures       03-20-2016 22:40 PM
SP: Easter egg artwork with my 4 little grand-bunnies.
My Random Musings - Diary of a Non conformist and a Newbie
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > My Random Musings - Diary of a Non conformist and a Newbie       03-18-2016 22:38 PM
"Millions of swimming fellas,looking to get fertilized" In my biology class--it's the egg that gets fertilized by the swimming fellas. Mrs Uriah
Mrs more interested than Mr
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Mrs more interested than Mr       03-18-2016 22:15 PM
Their tag lne says they are looking for a woman.
My Random Musings - Diary of a Non conformist and a Newbie
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > My Random Musings - Diary of a Non conformist and a Newbie       03-16-2016 23:36 PM
"havent missed much i see ...." Agreed, I've been absent a few too. Mrs,
Conservative Swingers sorry I just don't get it
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Conservative Swingers sorry I just don't get it       03-13-2016 20:51 PM
ST- My nickname for RH was Commie Bobbie, but it did not catch on. That is unfortunate, given the centennial of the Bolshevik Revolution coming up in 19 months. Uriah
Conservative Swingers sorry I just don't get it
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Conservative Swingers sorry I just don't get it       03-13-2016 06:58 AM
SexyTension- No, Bobbie just spends a good deal of time and effort rationalizing his laziness and consequent failure. Uriah
Why can she be bi but he can't?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Why can she be bi but he can't?       03-12-2016 10:07 AM
i didn't see the original vent before it was deleted, so I don't know who you are contacting. Your profile proclaims "no straight single males" {obviously your preference is bi-males} yet your cert is from a "straight couple". True, not all certs are indicative of playtime and bi-couples can play as "straight" when they want to.... but some people would read that and just be confused, think it a red flag and pass you by. Mrs. U
Happy Thoughts -- 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2016       03-12-2016 09:01 AM
AR must have been really drunk to risk his asshole in that particular bet. I'm pretty certain he's commented more than once that guys who egage in strapon play are bi or gay. Mrs. Uriah
Fantasy of the Day
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Fantasy of the Day       03-11-2016 09:36 AM
My FOTD is that Kibbles and PG's hot shirtless fantasy people have clones that show up on my doorstep for spring cleaning and hot sex. Mrs U
Happy Thoughts -- 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2016       03-11-2016 09:07 AM
HT 1: Daylight Savings Time starts Sunday!! HT 2: Spring cleaning/organizing planned for this weekend. So long to boots, sweaters, jackets and pants ~ Hello to sundresses, skirts, capris and sandals.
What will yours say?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > What will yours say?       03-09-2016 12:05 PM
How many for dinner tonight?
Would you kiss the previous poster?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Would you kiss the previous poster?       03-08-2016 10:12 AM
Let your lover remove the stockings and kiss you along the way down.
2 words to describe yourself.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 2 words to describe yourself.       03-08-2016 10:08 AM
Bored already {listening in on webinar }
Have you flirted with the person above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Have you flirted with the person above you       03-08-2016 10:05 AM
I haven't flirted much this year.....I may even have to turn in my "official flirt card" if I don't get busy with some flirtitude. You are very cute! Xoxo Mrs. U
Would you have sex with the previous poster
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Would you have sex with the previous poster       03-08-2016 09:58 AM
Yea. {thought I was on top of R&S, but NJNY is a yes too} No ball gags either. If a mouth is innappropriately open---it needs a pussy or dick in it. ;-) S
How do you introduce a girl you just started dating to swinging?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > How do you introduce a girl you just started dating to swinging?       03-08-2016 09:44 AM
Don't know if it was the case or not, but alot of guys I've met have the "fantasy" of finding a girlfriend who will embrace the swinging lifestyle with them. Most (males I knew) weren't very comfortable (functional?) at the thought of another "dick" nearby though and wanted their fantasy GF to be happy exploring her "bisexuality" with other ladies. That fantasy scenario doesn't work so well if a female discovers she likes a variety in cocks and pussies. Shelly
Yoga pants
FORUMS > General Discussions > Safe Sex > Yoga pants       03-06-2016 21:23 PM
Wanna. i have a girlfriend who is swearing by a "fascia blaster" to improve cellulite. Mrs
Whatcha reading
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Whatcha reading       03-06-2016 17:23 PM
Thomas Jefferson and the Tripoli Pirates: The Forgotten War That Changed American History
How to gauge if things moving too fast?
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > First Contact > How to gauge if things moving too fast?       03-03-2016 13:55 PM
"There's no such thing as "too fast" if the people are right." Ahoy is correct. Mr. U and I met as singles via the site and the time from our initial email til we met was less than 3 days. We are both busy professionals and tend to make rather quick decisions about who we will meet/not meet. When we are contacted by an appealing SM and agree to meet him, I am usually willing to play on first date if chemistry is there. I am not willing though to egage in long online chat or email sessions just to satisfy someone's curiosity or boost their confidence/comfort level. You can be anybody you want to be on the internet, what counts is how you are in realtime. I much prefer to fast forward to a personal meet/greet and leave the online bullshit for those who enjoy cyber sex in lieu of real sex. Mrs. Uriah
Is it just me or do .
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Better Profiles > Is it just me or do .       03-03-2016 13:30 PM
Maybe some of those peeps who go to events but can't get an erection? Mrs.
Happy Thoughts -- 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2016       03-03-2016 13:12 PM
HT: I'm thankful there's only 2 dogs and 1 cat {all spayed/neutered} in my household. Equally glad that the German Shepherd only chews on men's shoes..not mine. :)
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       03-03-2016 12:39 PM
Hopefully when my sinusitis clears up, I'd hate to be sneezing when I should be focused on sucking.
Pet Peeves 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2016       03-03-2016 12:32 PM
When it comes to sexual topics-- "male logic" is an oxymoron. Mrs.
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       03-03-2016 11:27 AM
I've been told there's a few good men in my immediate future. I sure hope so. Mrs U
My Random Musings - Diary of a Non conformist and a Newbie
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > My Random Musings - Diary of a Non conformist and a Newbie       03-01-2016 22:58 PM
Uriah had about 900 or so posts starting back in 2004, I didn't come along til a few years later.
Fun Facts
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fun Facts       03-01-2016 21:11 PM
"Where do they get these people?" Probably a law school nobody ever heard of.:) OT: FF: English word with most consecutive vowels - EUOUAE.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       02-29-2016 10:31 AM
"Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and you will never be asked to do a thing." -- Paul Theroux
My Random Musings - Diary of a Non conformist and a Newbie
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > My Random Musings - Diary of a Non conformist and a Newbie       02-29-2016 10:25 AM
New dude is by his own admission - a narcissist, double posting of his random musings may be intentional, in case anyone misses it the first time around. S.
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       02-27-2016 22:29 PM
Russell Brand
Have you flirted with the person above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Have you flirted with the person above you       02-26-2016 07:55 AM
Yes I have.
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       02-26-2016 07:53 AM
Sheet
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       02-26-2016 07:51 AM
Joe Johnson
What the Eff is wrong with some people
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What the Eff is wrong with some people       02-22-2016 14:36 PM
Pass the cheetohs and dr pepper....
What are your favorite words?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What are your favorite words?       02-22-2016 14:19 PM
Factoid
Watching your wife get fucked
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Watching your wife get fucked       02-21-2016 11:52 AM
There are some potential co-stars for movie productions to be found slightly east of Little Rock as well. Mrs U
The Twumpenstein Monster
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The Twumpenstein Monster       02-11-2016 13:53 PM
Donald Trump would be wise to consult with ZZ Krewe to sharpen his ability to utter "discombobulated discourses". Uriah
At a club, has anyone ever
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > At a club, has anyone ever       02-11-2016 08:05 AM
If we were to go to a club playroom and 'close' the door for privacy, we might as well stay home to enjoy an evening of nudity and sexual fun. We have an 'open' door policy and have enjoyed many evenings of delightful fun with those who have either asked or been invited to join us.
What brought you to SLS
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What brought you to SLS       02-10-2016 03:24 AM
OP--for me, there was a lengthy lack of sex in a prior LTR that had me initially peeking around SLS looking "outside of the ordinary" box for something to reignite the spark in that relationship. No luck, he wasn't interested in my physical needs after all.....but I had an impressive toy collection that helped out for a couple of years. However, the 'lack of' list grew to include other stuff like companionship and that feeling of security from knowing you are partnered with someone you share a mutual respect, support and caring 24/7 {not just when he needs his laundry done on the weekend or his bills paid on the 1st.} He needed a secretary/maid, not me. I moved out and re-activated that old SLS membership to remedy the lack of sex. Worked nicely too, cause I met Mr. U Ms Uriah
Pet Peeves 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2016       02-10-2016 00:58 AM
PET peeve of today: people who disturbed my sleep with late night texting. Now I have insomnia...and the preferred cure for that is out of town. :(
Wireless Bluetooth Vibrator
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Wireless Bluetooth Vibrator       02-10-2016 00:41 AM
Whew! I am safe from those vibrating thingies being inflicted on me cause Mr. U's phone is not that "smart" w/fancy apps. Ms U
Wireless Bluetooth Vibrator
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Wireless Bluetooth Vibrator       02-09-2016 16:49 PM
You forgot high school graduation in that solemn event list. Shelly
Happy Thoughts -- 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2016       02-09-2016 15:25 PM
Ahoy's new picture. Laissez les bon temps roulez!!
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       02-09-2016 15:15 PM
Hmmm, after catching up on reading some of the entertainment around here, pass me that piece pipe please! Mrs. Uriah
How long do you really last when playing?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > How long do you really last when playing?       02-09-2016 14:54 PM
"The member does not exist". Meaning the original poster who made the original post over a year (586 days) ago has deleted his profile at some point since then. Had the original comment only been 3 hours old and then the profile went "POOF", I would suspect it was probably a bogus profile. It must be an SLS system thing. I can't explain why the posts of former site members are deleted in part or in once their profile is deleted from SLS, and others remain. In my own case, my old SF/couple profile was SB___ and when we opted to delete that one and use Uriah's profile only--I thought all of the 4,000 forum posts from 3-4 years ago would be gone. I assumed wrong, about 600 of those posts are still lurking around here. Mrs. Uriah
LIBERALISM aka SOCIALISM, LIST THE SUCCESSES AND FAILURES.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > LIBERALISM aka SOCIALISM, LIST THE SUCCESSES AND FAILURES.       02-03-2016 11:24 AM
"The -problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." Margaret Thatcher
Trump for President???
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Trump for President???       01-29-2016 14:07 PM
Goodenuff- Yes, I meant rre et al. Educated swingers know what that means. Uriah
Conservative Swingers sorry I just don't get it
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Conservative Swingers sorry I just don't get it       01-29-2016 08:54 AM
I shur wish I wuz edyoocated leyek rre so I cud bee a swinger. Uriah
Trump for President???
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Trump for President???       01-28-2016 17:47 PM
I shur wish I wuz edyoocated lack rre so I cud understand all this liberal stuff. Uriah
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       01-26-2016 23:20 PM
Use Somebody ~~ Kings of Leon
Disgusted
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > Disgusted       01-26-2016 05:04 AM
I'd rather splurge on a 25 year old than a 50 year old, anyway." --- That's really nice to know. However, most of the twentyish SF profiles I've seen aren't looking for older men...if they are looking for guys at all. Many of them are just cruising for another chick to play with them and their boyfriend who ain't on the profile. Mrs. Uriah
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2016       01-25-2016 19:04 PM
new acronym -- DAM = Dumb Ass Morons Mrs. U
What's for Dinner
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Dinner       01-25-2016 19:00 PM
Enjoy the cruise. dinner is grill cheese sammies w/tomato soup Mrs. U
The Pussy Game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > The Pussy Game       01-24-2016 23:37 PM
Crazy, stupid PUSSY (Love)
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