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truckers fantasy
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > truckers fantasy       07-30-2016 11:45 AM
Many truck stops have amenities such as showers to offer truck drivers.
truckers fantasy
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > truckers fantasy       07-30-2016 11:42 AM
We used to enjoy the rest stop fornication fantasy at mile marker 201 before a government entity put up orange cones and concrete dividers to block the entry and close it.
Oops!! What's the worst thing that ever happened during sex
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Oops!! What's the worst thing that ever happened during sex       07-30-2016 11:24 AM
From way back in my past, a rather painful spider bite on my butt cheek ---acquired while playing around one afternoon in the hayloft of a barn. It was winter too, I's lucky it wasn't a hibernating snake. MsU
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       07-30-2016 11:15 AM
Skylar Astin
Would you kiss the previous poster?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Would you kiss the previous poster?       07-30-2016 11:12 AM
Mr. U isn't a fireman....but he's got some kissing experience.
What are we doing wrong
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > What are we doing wrong       07-30-2016 11:08 AM
Glad it worked out for you! I see that you are signed up for Club Princeton....you might run into a forum poster or 2 there.
Your feedback is much appreciated
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Better Profiles > Your feedback is much appreciated       07-30-2016 10:56 AM
Being very blunt about what their turn-offs are isn't exactly a bad thing. If it causes them to not receive as many "offers" I'm sure they will figure out a way to constructively convey the message. Overall I like the improvements made. Mrs
FARC Mascot Ideas
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > FARC Mascot Ideas       07-30-2016 10:37 AM
Got any positions for a summer intern?
How's the Weather Out There
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How's the Weather Out There       07-30-2016 09:22 AM
Wet
Curious question for Couple's
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Curious question for Couple's       07-30-2016 09:21 AM
We both participate.
Judge Smooth's Official Rulin's: Not as hot as judge Judy, but younger than Jerry Springer.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Judge Smooth's Official Rulin's: Not as hot as judge Judy, but younger than Jerry Springer.       07-30-2016 08:30 AM
no ex's allowed at the parte
Women who like to play . how do your husband's feel
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Women who like to play . how do your husband's feel       07-30-2016 02:43 AM
As emotional as going to the library and checking out a book that you'll really enjoy using, but know you have to return it to the real owner?
Judge Smooth's Official Rulin's: Not as hot as judge Judy, but younger than Jerry Springer.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Judge Smooth's Official Rulin's: Not as hot as judge Judy, but younger than Jerry Springer.       07-28-2016 22:05 PM
Well yer honor if you cuteself attracts some unwanted attention from the wrong sex, "Just Say No"
Judge Smooth's Official Rulin's: Not as hot as judge Judy, but younger than Jerry Springer.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Judge Smooth's Official Rulin's: Not as hot as judge Judy, but younger than Jerry Springer.       07-28-2016 21:08 PM
That'd be an usie, but a foursey or moresey would be just as good.....leastways if I remember a certain ex-parte conversations correctly yer honor. MsU
Did he cum or not?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Did he cum or not?       07-27-2016 22:10 PM
I recommend that you ask your playmate if she has a preference for where you spray your load.
Surpasses, Meets, or Disappoints.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Surpasses, Meets, or Disappoints.       07-27-2016 21:58 PM
thank you for noticing tigg
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       07-27-2016 21:53 PM
Rachel Weisz
5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)       07-27-2016 21:33 PM
In the near future, I'm looking forward to exploring underneath Judge Smooth's robes and removing his SHIRT for starters then work my way south.
Trouble with the lifestyle
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Trouble with the lifestyle       07-26-2016 22:22 PM
More likely that she will be back.
Surpasses, Meets, or Disappoints.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Surpasses, Meets, or Disappoints.       07-26-2016 22:21 PM
Same way, when I go silent....something is just wrong.
5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)       07-26-2016 22:12 PM
Ah dear Lady I am sure there are several STUDS around willing to STUDY your body in depth and find ways to quench your LUSTY desires. Mrs U
Women seducing men
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Women seducing men       07-26-2016 22:04 PM
Well Kellie, the picture with this post is a selfie I shot one morning while lazing around in bed in the hotel room, I just happened to send it to Mr. Uriah as he was warming up for a marathon event he was competing in about an hour from our hotel. :-) Mrs U
Trouble with the lifestyle
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Trouble with the lifestyle       07-26-2016 00:14 AM
Apparently according to the OP's profile-- she or they have followed their mojo and are gone. Mrs. U
5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)       07-26-2016 00:08 AM
Don't let anyone BULLY you out of your place in that line. Mrs U
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       07-25-2016 23:53 PM
Whatever Gets You Through The Night --- John Lennon
Women seducing men
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Women seducing men       07-25-2016 23:36 PM
Ah yes, BT....if my memory is correct {it is of course} we "got to know each other better" from the hotel room door to the bed.... XOXO, Mrs U ;)
Women seducing men
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Women seducing men       07-25-2016 23:31 PM
Some singles/married women join these sites seeking what I call a "dating" experience...mainly looking to find either an exclusive/ongoing fwb relationship or something that could lead to a romance if single or a polyamorous relationship if she is part of a couple.. I'd say those are the likely candidates who would probably invest the time to seduce a man. As for me, I came here for convenience in acquiring sex partners without the drama of dating the needy vanilla single men I knew that (i) didn't appreciate me; (ii) couldn't fulfill my specific needs anyway {physical or emotional}; and (iii) were really just looking for either a substitute mother or a doormat.....not an equal partner. Sorry, OP but I am a rather direct person and when I was a single in the lifestyle and meeting a prospective SM for a drink, if I was really attracted and interested in playing I was more the type to simply put my drink down and say something really romantic like, "are you ready to go to the room now and fuck?". At that point, nobody ever said no....so I guess those guys weren't really into seduction either. Mrs. U
sucking cock
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > sucking cock       07-25-2016 23:05 PM
Depending on the individual cock of course....I'm usually thinking about and enjoying the taste and texture of the appendage while I'm going down, until my train of semi-thought wonders over to how soon dude can be putting the appendage to use elsewhere inside me. Mrs U
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       07-25-2016 00:06 AM
"Did I shave my legs for this?" --by Deana Carter sorta fit the tone of my mood last night. TOnight,'s mood is "I feel good" :) Shelly
.and she shaved her pussy for this?
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > .and she shaved her pussy for this?       07-24-2016 23:08 PM
Headed south this weekend for a ride...Mrs. U sees a Single Male with a Hot Date posted...expression that she would like to fuck him...Mr. U communicates the sentiment...he responds with nice dick pics that get her pussy wet...we chat about getting together to fuck...he is enthusiastic...she shaves her pussy and requests inspection...inspection passes....then, of course, kid problems arise and SM cannot assist. Moral from the hornbook, Uriah, Single Male Success: "Don't offer services to the marketplace without unconditional delivery and expect to develop any credibility". Uriah
Last forummer to perv your profile
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Last forummer to perv your profile       07-24-2016 22:49 PM
I've seen several of the sexy forum perves on my wvm .......and some of the sexy new people too. We may be adding add some new pictures soon.
Surpasses, Meets, or Disappoints.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Surpasses, Meets, or Disappoints.       07-24-2016 22:30 PM
@NJ, Sometimes there are just no words to describe an experience that surpasses one's high expectations. @HFT--goodbye. Mrs. U
New from Georgia!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > New from Georgia!       07-24-2016 19:47 PM
Indeed, welcome back... Mrs. U
So hard for a single male
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > So hard for a single male       07-22-2016 12:34 PM
LFG- I got started in the LS as a single stud male, and had more pussy than I could handle until pairing up with Mrs. U. Women and couples flocked to me. Since I was a single male, logically, my experience is the single male experience. If you want to be successful, study my posts prior to 2012. There is a lot of information helpful to those single males who simply don't have the natural talent and need guidance. Take copious notes, review them carefully, apply the principles therein on a regular basis, and watch how your results will improve. It's just that simple...... Uriah
So hard for a single male
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > So hard for a single male       07-22-2016 11:13 AM
There is an overwhelming demand for single males. If you don't have more pussy than you can handle, you are doing something wrong. By starting a "whining single male" thread, you publicize your inadequacies and assure continued failure. Uriah
5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)       07-22-2016 09:15 AM
It's been a while since we BROKE bread with that crazy Krewe of characters, and sadly my travel plans don't place me that far south. :( Mrs U
Women seducing men
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Women seducing men       07-22-2016 09:07 AM
No, I never seduced anybody.....they just fell in love with my natural beauty, brains and body. ;-) Mrs U
So hard for a single male
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > So hard for a single male       07-22-2016 09:03 AM
@OP and any other SM's who chimed in to agree with him. By authoring a thread such as this in which you are publicly claiming your lack of success/difficulty in the lifestyle is the fault of the other "bad" single males. Congratulations, that qualifies you as one of the unpopular single male types known as a "whining single male"
The lifestyle isn't fun anymore.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The lifestyle isn't fun anymore.       07-22-2016 08:02 AM
Some women just enjoy sex.....doesn't matter if they are otherwise liberal, conservative or fucking Switzerland when it comes to political debate. MrsU
New Member, New Profile
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Better Profiles > New Member, New Profile       07-21-2016 01:07 AM
There are many online communities such as sls. Some are probably more popular with people in the age range you prefer. It's your experience here, so whatever makes you happiest...go for it. You can always edit your profile as you increase your presence and level of activity. Msu
New Member, New Profile
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Better Profiles > New Member, New Profile       07-20-2016 09:01 AM
Please change the reference to "young girls" to something sounding a little less like potential kiddie porn-- maybe call them younger women or 20 somethings instead. Guessing the reference to youtube videos while cuddling is intended as humor. MsU
TIL 40% of all Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > TIL 40% of all Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger.       07-19-2016 22:36 PM
That sounds like a wonderful vacation idea. I have a friend whose kid spent a summer there living/working on a sheep ranch in the Outback and took some spectacular pictures from there and other areas he visited.
So, whatcha drinking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > So, whatcha drinking       07-19-2016 22:20 PM
Blackberry lemonade
Transition from small talk to play
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Transition from small talk to play       07-19-2016 20:35 PM
Mr. JHT could sort of follow her example....by removing the panties of a female and sampling the goodies, I'll volunteer to be the frmale in close proximity too. :) MrsU
Transition from small talk to play
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Transition from small talk to play       07-19-2016 01:13 AM
Gee I've yet to board the train to Clarksville. Maybe soon.. OT: many parties I've attended were rather slow when we arrived and we did our best to liven things up a bit. I've only done that bj thing a couple of times though, I usually prefer to get naked and be naughty in the pool. MsU
Odd rejection - what happened?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Odd rejection - what happened?       07-18-2016 11:04 AM
Presumably in the 6 weeks since you last played, they had ample time to read your profile and cancel the date if they saw something they didn't agree with. More likely during the "hours of talking & drinking" throughout the evening that alcohol consumption affected his desire for play. In the future, limit the pre-play socializing to a specific amount of time {ex: 2 hours} before suggesting a move to more comfortable areas for play. It's better to start the evening a bit earlier too... Mrs. U
LOL - single males, you are not unicorns.
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > LOL - single males, you are not unicorns.       07-15-2016 23:15 PM
Manicorn
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       07-15-2016 21:07 PM
I read that one in a news blurb about the lady Vol's longtime coach, Pat Summit.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       07-15-2016 21:05 PM
"Toughen up buttercup" MsU
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       07-14-2016 11:14 AM
Happiness is often the result of being too busy to be miserable. msU
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       07-13-2016 22:55 PM
I only see Inez in her picture. Strange things are going on
Would you kiss the previous poster?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Would you kiss the previous poster?       07-13-2016 00:35 AM
MUAH!!
Who pays for the hotel room, MMF?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Who pays for the hotel room, MMF?       07-13-2016 00:11 AM
Oh, my this reminds me of the thread once authored by one nicknamed the Gilded Pussy. That particular forum thread was removed by management for some reason-- like some folks got their panties in a wad and got downright mean in their postings. However, I recall that it opened with Gilded Pussy announcing to the forum readers that SHE deserved the best treatment in swing land, as she was what EVERYBODY wanted in the lifestyle --- she was a beautiful, sexy bi SF {her description} and she expected nay demanded that couples and single men pay her way for the privilege of her company. No cheap hotel rooms for her either, as the object of everyone's desire --she deserved the best {on someone else's dime too}. Yep, that one acted like her pussy was gold plated or maybe diamond encrusted. Twas such a lovely attitude for a lass to have and just another chapter of the age old argument of "who pays for what". {Almost as exciting as the other old favorite argument of "it's pee vs it's not pee"} My current $.02 is that: It doesn't matter how extraordinary the cookie {dick/pussy} might be, consenting fucking adults should pay for their own fun-- nobody is automatically entitled to a free ride in this unorthodox lifestyle.
Happy Thoughts -- 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2016       07-12-2016 22:08 PM
Come on over and pull up a lounge chair by the pool. ;)
So, whatcha drinking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > So, whatcha drinking       07-12-2016 21:51 PM
Sparkling Ice Lemonade
Happy Thoughts -- 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2016       07-12-2016 21:46 PM
guess he's open for posting but not perving......yet. {wink}
Profile name - can it be a dealbreaker?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Profile name - can it be a dealbreaker?       07-12-2016 21:41 PM
Huh?
Profile name - can it be a dealbreaker?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Profile name - can it be a dealbreaker?       07-11-2016 08:50 AM
um, um, um, I sure do miss perving the pic of Mr. Leeza wearing nothing but his towel. A sexy man in a tempting pose like that is one that inspires a woman to peel the towel off and discover what is hidden behind it. Thanks Scandle for jogging my memory, if I remember correctly the private gallery had a towel-free view, I should investigate that further.;-) To clarify his perception of my prior comment, sorry but I wasn't complimenting your ass in particular. Given a choice of a nude male profile pic -- the rear view is preferable for me. Normally, I prefer to see an erect penis in a personal gallery or in person. MsU
Lost erection due to condom?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Lost erection due to condom?       07-11-2016 07:46 AM
Tell the next guy with a condom-phobia that he should "practice" condom usage often during his masturbation. Practice might make perfect. MsU
3-some vs. 4-some?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > 3-some vs. 4-some?       07-11-2016 07:22 AM
OP: an mfmf 4some is great when all parties are engaged. I prefer the foursome of mmfm and it's a bit easier to find compatible sm's than it is to find compatible mutually fuckable couples. Mrs U
Profile name - can it be a dealbreaker?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Profile name - can it be a dealbreaker?       07-10-2016 23:04 PM
I like the butt view better. Mrs. U
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       07-08-2016 20:12 PM
Roots
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you       07-08-2016 20:11 PM
Steal somebody's swing, we can hang it on the S hook Mr. U installed in Ma's backyard shed. It comes in handy whenever we visit Jtown, the neighbor's dog is scandalized by our behavior though. Shelly
Fucking Friday
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Fucking Friday       07-08-2016 16:34 PM
Fucking Friday......no fucking for me though.
If I could
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > If I could       07-08-2016 16:31 PM
Patrick Swayze {while he was alive} Mrs. U
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you       07-08-2016 16:29 PM
NO Pictures, means a PASS from me Mrs. U
Enough is enough
FORUMS > Suggestions > Website > Enough is enough       07-08-2016 16:26 PM
My back up involves turning the ipad off. In the age of increasingly frustrating tekno relared stuff, I've revised my opinion of off-site chatting via an APP, but only if somebody is appealing enough that we want to meet for a drink anyway.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       07-08-2016 16:18 PM
My Way - Elvis Presley For The Good Times -- Elvis
question on email
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > First Contact > question on email       07-08-2016 16:10 PM
R is right. If you are a SM only interested in finding a girlfriend/partner for yourself, I can see why you'd block other men or couples. HInt: if your profile mentions you are looking for a girlfriend/partner, many nervous hubby's will not let you anywhere near their wife. If you want to partake of the group type of activities, many of those group owners are SM's. When Mr. U was a SM actively running a gang bang group-- he'd often get requests for admittance to the group from SM's who had other sm's blocked. His standard reply was that they had to open their profile long enough for the group owner (him) to review and approve membership. If they didn't open profile, they were denied access. The female members/couples of the group trusted Mr. U to organize their personal fantasy and include men who met the lady's requirements. {before sweet PG chimes in, the lady/couple always had the final approval of the guest list}. :) Mrs. U {Enjoys a little of all of it!!}
The lifestyle isn't fun anymore.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The lifestyle isn't fun anymore.       07-07-2016 17:32 PM
Andrew, your vanilla card was shredded a long time ago, no going back for you.
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2016       07-07-2016 17:08 PM
HI BLM...condolences to you as well. Awe, Thank you all for the positive thoughts! Productive, content and fiercely independent -- describes perfectly the few remaining octogenarians near and *mostly* dear to me. We {kids} are just doing our best to ensure they continue to live comfortably at home for as long as they are able. Thanks, xoxox
Hillary Clinton Indictment
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Hillary Clinton Indictment       07-07-2016 13:33 PM
Trey Gowdy did a great job today! Uriah
Hillary Clinton Indictment
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Hillary Clinton Indictment       07-07-2016 10:48 AM
Oh my goodness, I just spewed coffee here. When in history has there ever been such a creature as a "truthful" politician, ever? Don't tell me that nonsense about the cherry tree incident either, I don't believe that. Mrs. Uriah aka Shelly:-)
Kissing after you cum in her mouth.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > Kissing after you cum in her mouth.       07-07-2016 10:35 AM
In 30+ years of giving blow jobs, I don't recall ever being asked to give it back or for a kiss either if they came in my mouth. In my experiences a bj is usually part of the extended foreplay leading to me being flipped to my knees or back or lifted in the swing for deep penetration. Just realized I am away from home for a few more days and I've left every fucking vibrator I own back in Memphis. Grrrr
15 Things That Will Help Stoopit People
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > 15 Things That Will Help Stoopit People       07-07-2016 10:21 AM
#9. Brain transplant
To whom it may concern
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > To whom it may concern       07-07-2016 10:19 AM
If the "greediness" is balanced with a comparable amount of generosity, I'd say that's a keeper.
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2016       07-07-2016 09:48 AM
Thanks, On the plus side, since I happened to be home visiting I now get to spend a few extra days with my little ones. OT: todays big bitch is the darn birds and squirrels that are stealing Ma's blueberries and the neighbor's tomatoes right off the vine. I had to fry a green tomato and eat it cause the stoopit squirrels made off with all the ripe ones. Shelly
To whom it may concern
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > To whom it may concern       07-07-2016 09:22 AM
I'm not ashamed to say I expect both good oral and some good ole vaginal penetration too. If that makes me greedy, I'm ok with it. :) Shelly
Judge Smooth's Official Rulin's: Not as hot as judge Judy, but younger than Jerry Springer.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Judge Smooth's Official Rulin's: Not as hot as judge Judy, but younger than Jerry Springer.       07-07-2016 09:16 AM
HeheHe, something about this thread just reminds me of a down home cheetos and box wine party thread thrown by a lady from Alabama. Mrs U
To whom it may concern
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > To whom it may concern       07-07-2016 00:06 AM
I define euphoria as great cunnilingus combined with 2 hard cocks, well really 3. Mrs u
The lifestyle isn't fun anymore.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The lifestyle isn't fun anymore.       07-07-2016 00:00 AM
Perhaps you should consider some lifestyle themed travel or change up the clubs you attend.
Judge Smooth's Official Rulin's: Not as hot as judge Judy, but younger than Jerry Springer.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Judge Smooth's Official Rulin's: Not as hot as judge Judy, but younger than Jerry Springer.       07-06-2016 23:39 PM
1. If your hair hurts, shave it or wax it. 2. Diamonds do not go "in" the body, but rather they should adorn the body...while you plug the holes that were referenced with something warmer and stiff. Shelly.
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2016       07-06-2016 21:27 PM
FB: The downside to having alot of octogenerian relatives is ......funerals. Mrs. U
Judge Smooth's Official Rulin's: Not as hot as judge Judy, but younger than Jerry Springer.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Judge Smooth's Official Rulin's: Not as hot as judge Judy, but younger than Jerry Springer.       07-04-2016 20:09 PM
If it please the court.... SIDEBAR yer honor!!! Ahem, the point ain't the movies, Judge Smooth, but rather if a dude wants to get back to having relations with his girl--then a bribe er gift of diamonds would really aid him when he pleads his case and groveling helps too. Just ask Kate for confirmation. ~Shelly
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       07-04-2016 12:04 PM
I'm feeling nostalgic here before heading out to an afternoon of fireworks and food celebrating the independence of our great nation. My playlist today includes the likes of some real oldies.... Pink Houses -- John Cougar Mellenchamp; America -- Neil Diamond; Take Me Home Country Roads -- John Denver; Living in America-- James Brown; Heart of Gold-- Neil Young; Common Ground --Glen Frey
One for the LADIES; are sexy negligees painful to wear?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > One for the LADIES; are sexy negligees painful to wear?       07-01-2016 23:14 PM
A month and half of flirting in the forums qualifies as foreplay too.
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you       07-01-2016 21:48 PM
I like the first 3 of the 4 possibilities.
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       07-01-2016 21:35 PM
Sex
RED text
FORUMS > Suggestions > Website > RED text       06-30-2016 20:00 PM
Ok, time to chg pictures again
Pet Peeves 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2016       06-30-2016 18:47 PM
I'd rather hear about touching yourself and being in bed with a beautiful woman... ~S
Fourth Of July 2016: American Liberty
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Fourth Of July 2016: American Liberty       06-30-2016 18:22 PM
Dude, barring surgical removal of the "playpen", no birth control method is guaranteed to be 100% effective. Perhaps women in masses should exert this control you speak of by closing their legs to men and becoming either celibate or a lesbian. PS: "Just say no" & "abstinence" type of campaigns don't seem to have been very successful in the past wars on drugs and teenage sex. Mrs. Uriah
RED text
FORUMS > Suggestions > Website > RED text       06-30-2016 17:55 PM
The OP has now injected RED and BLUE colored text into their profile, guess they didn 't forget the "/" necessary to END the special formatting of text. Mrs U
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       06-29-2016 09:22 AM
Shotgun Rider - Tim McGraw
No holds barred comments led to changes in profile
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Better Profiles > No holds barred comments led to changes in profile       06-26-2016 20:13 PM
Nice car. Shelly
whats for dessert
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > whats for dessert       06-26-2016 20:02 PM
Home-made apple crisp chased with a DickPop. Mrs U
question for all
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > question for all       06-26-2016 05:00 AM
The lovely LR deleted her profile last year.
Judge Smooth's Official Rulin's: Not as hot as judge Judy, but younger than Jerry Springer.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Judge Smooth's Official Rulin's: Not as hot as judge Judy, but younger than Jerry Springer.       06-25-2016 17:25 PM
Maybe the baliff is as cute as the guys/gals from Judge Julie's chambers on the old series "Sex Court"
69+1
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > 69+1       06-25-2016 17:19 PM
"What if the poor feller had one 'o them surgeries what don't let ya jackalate? *That means, bust a nut.* You know, no muss, no fuss." ---- That anti-nutbusting surgery would be irrelevant to me. Condoms required....no muss, no fuss, Mrs. U
Judge Smooth's Official Rulin's: Not as hot as judge Judy, but younger than Jerry Springer.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Judge Smooth's Official Rulin's: Not as hot as judge Judy, but younger than Jerry Springer.       06-25-2016 17:13 PM
But your honor.....I'm completely innocent. It's all his fault, whatever it is. Mrs. U;-)
Brexit
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Brexit       06-24-2016 14:53 PM
I am so proud of our British allies for having the guts to take the first step toward stemming the tide of Muslim hordes. Let's all pray that American leadership will follow their lead. Uriah
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