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Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       09-22-2014 00:01 AM
"We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that's coming quickly." ~~ History of the World, Part 1 Shelly
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       09-21-2014 21:52 PM
Lights ~ Journey
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       09-21-2014 16:07 PM
I adore sexy SLS men that love the bods, laud the brains and DIALS my digits...if they have them. Shelly
Slut vs skank
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Slut vs skank       09-20-2014 21:40 PM
Skank is not good......only 1 letter from being a skunk.
So, whatcha drinking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > So, whatcha drinking       09-20-2014 20:03 PM
bottle of Kendall Jackson chard. I was saving it for mid-week date night, but I got thirsty. Shelly;)
Blind fora's bluff
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Blind fora's bluff       09-20-2014 18:58 PM
FF = "Self-confessed_attentionwhore" {pssst, KJ.. sneak-a-peek...refers to any number of people who are "blocked" and either create a 2nd possibly free profile to "snoop" or just don't sign into the sls site but access and read the forum to see if anybody is posting about them behind their back..... Strangely enough, that actually does happen.} Mrs. U
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       09-20-2014 18:47 PM
I LAUGH out loud regularly and giggle sometimes too at some of the witty posts throughout these fora. Shell
Simple Pleasures
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Simple Pleasures       09-18-2014 13:12 PM
HT: A good morning kiss, an early morning conversation with a girlfriend and a cup of hot coffee, all before 8:00 am. It's really the simple things in life that are essential for my happy-ness:-) Shelly
extra large penis
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > extra large penis       09-18-2014 07:50 AM
Find a man not only with a 10 inch penis, but a brain, too. Why was this guy so stupid to not realize that he was going too deep? Mr. Uriah ("What I lack in tact, I make up for in clarity")
I have a weakness (soft-spot) for
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > I have a weakness (soft-spot) for       09-17-2014 21:54 PM
I still have a very soft spot for that office sofa we first christened 700 days ago...(and it's owner too) Mrs. U (formerly SB)
Maybe this is not for us but he still wants to keep trying.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Maybe this is not for us but he still wants to keep trying.       09-17-2014 21:40 PM
OP, it sounds as if you guys may have more success (FUN) at couple play if you stick to the soft swap scene for a while. If he has not had a lot of experience with condoms, I suggest that he practice it by masturbating while wearing a condom or wearing a condom during sex with you to get used to it. Practice, practice Mrs. Uriah
Frustrated :( advice welcome!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Frustrated :( advice welcome!       09-17-2014 21:29 PM
Mrs. Sav gave you excellent advice when you posted this in the "Achieving SM Success" forum earlier today. The way she outlined is similar to what we do with SM's. Mr. U handles their SLS emails and arranges for them to meet him during the week for a beer in public and we go from there. IM and SLS Chat is fine for those who want to spend time getting to know somebody and be "friends" first....if you want to invest that much of your time into this. Providing your personal email or telephone number to exchange pictures/sexts with strangers you have not met...could cause you problems. My experience is that free single male profiles with no pictures at all is a 'fake' or a 'flake' and should be avoided. They are the ones with a need for discretion (no pictures) yet they want to send their face pictures and naked body pictures through cyberspace and once received, you could post them anywhere. They probably would not even be sending you their real pictures, but somebody else's that fell for their line of bullshit. You can utilize the Tools/ Privacy options and hide your profile from all "free members" and that should reduce the levels of BS you have to wade through. Mrs. Uriah
extra large penis
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > extra large penis       09-17-2014 21:00 PM
OP, Even if your wife's body could accommodate a 10" dick, if she's only had 7 " or less for the past 30 years, anything past that 7 inches is practically "virginal" and subject to being uncomfortable until she becomes accustomed to it. I would tell your new friend to slow his thrusting down and go easy until she tells him otherwise. Shelly
Happy Thought of the Day for Fit People
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > Happy Thought of the Day for Fit People       09-17-2014 20:39 PM
Hoping my ortho doc pronounces my foot/tendon/ankle "cured" on Friday so I can resume my runs. In the meantime, I am increasing my pool time...much less chance of injury. Mrs. U.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       09-17-2014 20:34 PM
It's sometimes beneficial when one EDITS certain things... the element of surprise can be very pleasant in some cases. Shelly
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       09-17-2014 20:23 PM
HT: If I add learning to play hockey to my "To Do List" I know where to find a coach....not sure about an ice rink, but we can improvise. Shelly
extra large penis
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > extra large penis       09-17-2014 20:18 PM
btw, same goes for Fun_Ahoy, if you and Mrs. Racer make it back to New Orleans, you should look them up for a drink of Bourbon at least. Shelly
extra large penis
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > extra large penis       09-17-2014 20:14 PM
hmmm, RacerX BT was quoting the SM a few posts down and not referring to himself. I can certainly attest to anybody that BT is a nice looking single dude (and he can dance) with partner options available to him if he chooses. To be a member of the 'Great Unwashed" as he calls them, he is in pretty high demand when people party in New Orleans. Y'all carry on and have a nice day, I have to get back to studying for a damn test. Mrs. Uriah (Shelly)
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       09-17-2014 19:58 PM
Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them. - Einstein
Would you have sex with the previous poster
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Would you have sex with the previous poster       09-16-2014 22:44 PM
YES :)
Single guys?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Single guys?       09-16-2014 15:51 PM
Glad you guys had fun;) Shelly
Out of my league
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Out of my league       09-15-2014 14:46 PM
No, I don't feel that anyone I've been with was out of my league or somehow more "worthy" than me. I'm self-confident because I've accepted myself (flaws and all) the way I am a long time ago and that's who shows up to meet people, take it or leave it. Maybe because I am usually a good "read" of people I've not been subjected to many of those types the guys/couples that think they are doing you a favor...are a buzz-kill generally in other ways as well. If someone ever makes you doubt your own self-worth, you should run "home" not spread your legs. Shelly
Do you still play while on your period?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Do you still play while on your period?       09-15-2014 13:25 PM
It's a non-issue for me as I haven't had a uterus for quite some time now. If it were an issue for the other couple though, I'd prefer to wait if they gave advance notice. Shelly
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       09-14-2014 20:57 PM
Bonnie Rait -- Let's Give 'em Something to Talk About
charging to meet?
FORUMS > Suggestions > New Forums > charging to meet?       09-12-2014 17:41 PM
Welcome to the forum! I'm no expert of course, but those circumstances sound a bit fishy to me. With couples -- we like to do clubs or group house-parties. We pay our own "donation to the food /facility kitty" {$25 - $75 per couple} and meet/play/party with other adults who have done the same. There are some couples in the LS though that expect a Single Male to bear all costs for the hotel room, dinner, drinks, gas to/from, hell they may even expect you to bring candles and massage oil along and throw in a massage for the missus. Be careful when meeting strangers on the internet and don't forget your "common sense" in the pursuit of sex. mrs. Uriah
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       09-11-2014 11:17 AM
HT: after this super busy day finally ends..I am off for a long weekend and headed back north. I am looking forward to reunion sex, lots of it! Shelly
Bad Day At Pool Table
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Bad Day At Pool Table       09-10-2014 20:13 PM
Just wondering if the original fantasy posting was about a pool game or sex on the pool table.
Horoscope thread
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Horoscope thread       09-10-2014 18:14 PM
Pisces & Capricorn {Cusp of Sag.}
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       09-10-2014 13:54 PM
"In any case, he came across as a pompous, ill-informed, self-important ass, just like the writer you quoted, VA." I agree with you Mrs. Scandle...I have not read these blogs or articles, but the tone of what excerpts are posted here are not doing their author any favor. If SLS does not already have one....they should seriously consider adding a female blogger to balance out the testosterone overload. Shelly:)
Post one random fact about yourselves
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Post one random fact about yourselves       09-10-2014 09:47 AM
Random Fact: I confess...I am guilty of forum flirtation but remain entirely unapologetic about it. Besides for me, flirtation is much more conducive to sex than bickering like over in yonder SLS political discussions. Shelly
Religion and your life style
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Religion and your life style       09-10-2014 01:34 AM
OP, if you've lost the last thread you started on this topic, Look back 304 days ago. Back then you called it: "RELIGION and SWINGING" "Are these 2 compatible or everyone here is an atheist" re: Current OP It's as complicated as you choose to make it. Frankly, for me it's not complicated at all. (i) We have a membership on this site for the NSA sex. (ii) Religious beliefs have zip to do with my fuckbuddy choices~it's based on physical attraction. When I invite someone over to fuck, they can check any religious baggage (or political) at the door. I am just a horny blonde here for the NSA sex, and uncomplicated is working very well for us. You should try it:) Mrs. Uriah
Sweating during sex
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Sweating during sex       09-09-2014 20:41 PM
Shower sex
what to expect at clubs for first timers
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > what to expect at clubs for first timers       09-09-2014 20:22 PM
Ditto what Mrs. Sexus said. We always checkout the attending list of any event. It never hurts to review the other profiles to see if there is anybody else signed up with similar interests and desires.
Post one random fact about yourselves
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Post one random fact about yourselves       09-09-2014 19:13 PM
The Uriah's are actually shy. :-)
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       09-09-2014 17:30 PM
Well, here I am at home with a rare afternoon off and could watch one of the fine shows discussed in the TV show thread except, it's also the afternoon that a freaking 18-wheeler truck driver decided to re-arrange the utility poles down the street somehow managing to wrap the electrical wires around his truck mirrors too!?! {he was taking a short-cut, against the city ordinances I might add,} Luckily for me--my power feed is from the other end of the street so I do have electricity..but no cable. My poor neighbor has neither for several more hours, so I am going to loan her an electrical outlet to plug her extension cord to keep her fridge cool. Like, State Farm I'm a good neighbor. Oh yea, a witness to the accident said the truck driver emerged from the truck and said.. "Did I do that?" If the driver is real lucky, he will be gone from the area when my cane wielding Octogenarian Ma realizes that there ain't gonna be no Pat Sajak & Vanna White tonight. Mrs. Uriah.
Listen Z
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Listen Z       09-09-2014 11:00 AM
Likely neither of those TMF, if even directed at you.......maybe someone else is the pain in the ass. I thought the purpose of the BLOCK is to block somebody and forget they exist or at the very least ignore them. It seems a colossal waste of time to block a poster and then "spy" around the BLOCK from an alter-ego or peruse forum without logging to facilitate an ongoing dialogue with said blocked person. Shelly
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       09-09-2014 03:30 AM
From SATC.....{Samantha's definition of fuck-buddy} Charlotte: Excuse me. Fuck buddy? What is a fuck buddy? Samantha: Oh, come on. Carrie: A fuck buddy is a guy you probably dated once or twice, but it didn't really go anywhere. But the sex was so great, you sort of keep him on call. Samantha: He's like dial-a-dick. <------Posted by Mrs. U
Adult Theatre sex
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Adult Theatre sex       09-09-2014 00:09 AM
Hmm, I had no idea there was one of these places in Memphis. Of course, I'm not native either.
what to expect at clubs for first timers
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > what to expect at clubs for first timers       09-07-2014 21:59 PM
If you are referring to Genesis. As you check in, you 'll head to the bar area and there is usually a very friendly staff member to give you a tour and explain the house rules. It's BYOB and they have set ups and a buffet of snack food. The bar/pool room/ lounge and dance floor are downstairs and play areas are upstairs -- some rooms have sheer curtains/beads for semi-privacy and I think a couple have a door or half-door for those who want a little more privacy, or just want to be heard. Our favorite area is the large playroom on the right, when we make it out for a night that is. The club is SM friendly however, they are not allowed upstairs in the play area without a couple or SF with them....the price of admission is significantly higher for SM's so most of the ones we know prefer to go with a date, so it's not a sausage fest like the New Orleans club Colettes on a Friday night. Mrs. Uriah {aka Shelly}
Fluffernutters
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fluffernutters       09-07-2014 21:18 PM
A "fluffer" is a female(s) that relies on her blow job or hand job to keep the penises erect for during porn filming or for a gang bang too. Maybe a fluffernutter is a fluffer that does her job too well and dude blows a nut... Shelly
Advice from couples!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Straight Couples > Advice from couples!       09-07-2014 21:06 PM
He's not very bright and his timing sucks in multiple ways. However, at least he asked for her number in front of his wife and you, instead of sneaking around behind your backs. I would find that to be more disrespectful. Mr. U and I met in the lifestyle and early on, we've had the mutual experience of being the partner feeling "disrespected" when people would seek the 1 on 1 company of one of us while pretending the other didn't exist. There was a lady who texted Mr. U one afternoon and he just grinned and handed me the phone....I introduced myself to her and invited her over for drinks with us. {it was crickets after that} Good Luck! Mrs. Uriah
Body Part of the Week
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Body Part of the Week       09-07-2014 18:32 PM
That's ok BLM, I like the body part you have displayed there:0 Tweety eyes..
Explaining today
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Explaining today       09-07-2014 17:53 PM
I think the sports fans of the 1950's would be shocked at any of the scandals that have rocked college / professional sports: Pete Rose, Lance Armstrong, Tiger Woods, Jerry Sandusky, Reggie Bush and the list can go on. Mrs. U
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       09-07-2014 10:52 AM
Ahem, actually BT, YD was the poster right below me when I typed that up. Oops. Shell (going back to studying now)
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       09-07-2014 10:15 AM
{hint} check the "user preferences" at the top of the page--- ascending or descending order.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       09-07-2014 10:01 AM
"Where else but SLS can I get sex tips and grammar lessons?" ~ by poster Yondude Mrs. U.
Things that make you pause
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Things that make you pause       09-06-2014 22:06 PM
Allow me to restate Mrs. U's post more succinctly..... When we attend a party when there are no hard cocks ready to fuck, she is pissed. Mr. Uriah (aka "Mr. Clarity")
IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?       09-06-2014 22:01 PM
CommieBobby/BobbieBlame- Why don't you add some credibility to your inane blather by adding a pic to your public profile so your fans can confirm or disaffirm what we think you look like? Since you ignored my invitation to the Mid-South Gang Bang Club, I am real curious. Mr. Uriah (the "Bull Shit Detector")
Things that make you pause
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Things that make you pause       09-06-2014 15:33 PM
Inconsistencies bug me. Such as, whenever WE whose "Wild" profile interests are mfmm, full swap, group, gang bang, fmf; receive emails from couples wanting to meet and whose profile screams: girl/girl only, soft swap only, he doesn't play, she doesn't play, rule, rule, after freaking rule. Seriously, the preferences are totally mismatched and it's not logical to contact the polar opposite of what you claim to seek. No Thank You. Mrs. Uriah
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       09-06-2014 13:18 PM
"To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." ~~Thomas Edison {slept <5 hours} Shelly {needs 7 hours of zzzz's}
Who Should Pay For The Room?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Who Should Pay For The Room?       09-06-2014 12:40 PM
"Just wondering how others feel." While you are awaiting some fresh comments on this question, in the Threesome forum is an older thread called "Who Pays For The Room" that has 300+ older comments, the last one posted 45 days ago. It might be helpful. I'm curious since your OP didn't include the Couple or SF seeking the SM, who do you think should pay then? Mrs. Uriah
Explaining today
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Explaining today       09-05-2014 21:14 PM
Vacuous reality television shows
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       09-05-2014 13:06 PM
Whenever I Call You Friend ~ Kenny Loggins & Stevie Nicks
People Who Block Other People!
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Finding Playmates > People Who Block Other People!       09-05-2014 12:28 PM
I don't get why the OP is unhappy about how other people utilize the BLOCK when he has an ALL CAP statement on his own profile that reads.... "NO PICS, NO REPLY! MOST LIKELY WILL GET BLOCKED! SORRY IT IS WHAT IT IS!" Mrs. Uriah
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       09-05-2014 12:11 PM
HT: coach just called to reschedule a training session to next week, giving me chance to join an impromptu group study meeting today...instead of Saturday's study group.
It's Redhead day all weekend. A everything Ginger thread
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > It's Redhead day all weekend. A everything Ginger thread       09-05-2014 11:59 AM
Born pale blonde, Scotch-Irish DNA showed up at puberty and I was Strawberry Blonde until pregnancy hormones darkened it so I almost qualified to be a brunette for a couple of years. Afterward mostly blonde with hints of strawberry returned.
IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?       09-05-2014 08:42 AM
“I know some in Washington would like us to start leaving Iraq now. To begin withdrawing before our commanders tell us we are ready would be dangerous for Iraq, for the region, and for the United States. It would mean surrendering the future of Iraq to al Qaeda. It would mean that we’d be risking mass killings on a horrific scale. It would mean we’d allow the terrorists to establish a safe haven in Iraq to replace the one they lost in Afghanistan. It would mean increasing the probability that American troops would have to return at some later date to confront an enemy that is even more dangerous." President George W. Bush, July 12, 2007
Why So Few Nice Single Men
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Why So Few Nice Single Men       09-05-2014 00:55 AM
LOL! I know a Yankee fan who is doing an eskimo happy dance then. Shell
Is it possible for a STRAIGHT female to be successful in the lifestyle?
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Finding Playmates > Is it possible for a STRAIGHT female to be successful in the lifestyle?       09-05-2014 00:49 AM
You might want to take a look at my buddy Kibbles profile and check out some of the "warning" language on her profile and put your disclaimer at the TOP of your profile in All caps where it can be immediately seen.....no excuses. I'm kind of getting the impression you are looking for a steady type of exclusive 1-1 lifestyle bf/gf relationship. If so, you need to be pretty direct on your very first conversation with them and let them know your extreme aversion to being harassed by any girlfriend they might have, give them a chance to be honest without being yelled at...if they come clean, you have the option to end it right there and walk away. That's one reason I seldom gave my phone number out til after I met someone, and I didn't like the endless chatting session....people will lie online in a heartbeat, but in person, it's easier for you to figure out if they are lying usually. Shelly
Is it possible for a STRAIGHT female to be successful in the lifestyle?
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Finding Playmates > Is it possible for a STRAIGHT female to be successful in the lifestyle?       09-05-2014 00:21 AM
Yes, though I did spend a year as Bi-curious and exploring in Bi-Land until I satisfied my curiosity and got tired of being solicited by horny hubbies looking for girl/girl when I was more interested in cock and I changed my preference back to straight. As a SF, (under an old SF profile) I lived in an area fequented by traveling businessman who belonged to SLS and I met several SM's via hot date postings...3-4 became regular friends w/bennies who'd text me or call to make plans. I later ventured out to the club venue/party groups and met some couples that way. It was better to have "variety" of people and places. Ironically, it is because of a recommendation made by one my SM friends that I met Mr. Uriah(former SM) when I visited Memphis. I am still not exactly sure which of us decided to keep the other. As far as figuring out who's lying and who's not....just think about the typical signs that exist in the vanilla world, they will apply here also. It might take a while to figure out, but you will. Shelly
4 way is impossible
FORUMS > General Discussions > Straight Couples > 4 way is impossible       09-04-2014 23:43 PM
Spidey feeling or not.....our agreement is that if either 1 of us says "no" for any reason....it's no period.
Forum Decorum
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Forum Decorum       09-04-2014 23:15 PM
So who is Sookie fucking now?
Why So Few Nice Single Men
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Why So Few Nice Single Men       09-04-2014 22:31 PM
I might have rubbed a cock or two underneath the dinner table on rare occasions. It's really my "partner in crime" you have to look out for.....he is naughty.
Can We Talk about Joan Rivers
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Can We Talk about Joan Rivers       09-04-2014 17:11 PM
Love her or hate her, do you have a favorite quote, joke or snarky comment that she made. One of mine is: "I succeeded by saying what everyone else was thinking" Mrs. Uriah
Your Type
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Your Type       09-04-2014 11:49 AM
Took me a while to finish my earlier post.....looks like I missed some posts in last few minutes while I was sexting Mr. U;) Oh well, yall have fun! Shelly
Your Type
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Your Type       09-04-2014 11:43 AM
To OP: I can understand your anger if the dude and you had established a mutually exclusive fwb relationship wherein you and he only play together, and then you find he is still actively involved with fucking somebody else behind your back...Asian or not. However, most that come to this site seek what is being promoted by SLS, sexual exploration and non-monogamy. It's not unusual at all for SMs to have profiles on multiple websites including C-list, when you compare the over-abundance of SM's vs the slim number of SF's on the site. Good luck,
Failed Erections
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > Failed Erections       09-04-2014 11:02 AM
Even young erections are unpredictable things if their owner is stressed, tired, intoxicated, high, scared/intimidated by someone new or is just unhealthy.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       09-04-2014 10:08 AM
BLT, Based on what I have seen, more often than not, males (SINGLE and COUPLED) that show up with NO condoms are hoping to fuck you without a condom anyway. The look on some dude's faces was priceless when I pulled out my little bag w/assorted condoms and told them good thing I was prepared. :) FB: None yet today.
What word do you use for a woman's genitalia?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > What word do you use for a woman's genitalia?       09-03-2014 20:03 PM
Sounds like a country song.
What word do you use for a woman's genitalia?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > What word do you use for a woman's genitalia?       09-03-2014 14:16 PM
I missed this thread somehow... I refer to the female genitalia interchangeably as "vagina" or "pussy", it really depends on my company. In the company of vanilla friends, family, other professionals, etc., it's a vagina (or vajayjay to some elderly's I know opposed to vagina). In a LS setting it's a pussy. On a side note, I refer to the male genitalia as a dick, penis or cock. mrs. U
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       09-03-2014 13:48 PM
HT: posterior tibial tendonitis on the mend and doctor says I could have my running shoes back on in a few days, but with a modification to the supportive inserts. We'll see how they work:) Shelly
What's for Dinner
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Dinner       09-03-2014 13:32 PM
A tomato sandwich and a slice of blueberry pie
What's for lunch?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for lunch?       09-03-2014 13:25 PM
raw veggies (cucumber, squash, cauliflower, peppers, tomatoes) sliced /tossed in vinaigrette dressing
CageFight (for Snarky Comments, Insults, Backbiting, and Baiting) Volume I
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > CageFight (for Snarky Comments, Insults, Backbiting, and Baiting) Volume I       09-03-2014 13:19 PM
LMAO....nope on second thought it's ROFLMAO! :-)
CageFight (for Snarky Comments, Insults, Backbiting, and Baiting) Volume I
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > CageFight (for Snarky Comments, Insults, Backbiting, and Baiting) Volume I       09-03-2014 11:47 AM
Dieu?
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       09-02-2014 15:10 PM
For.. I say, fortunately I've always liked my single males a little on the shameless side! Have Fun in Nola, Sed! Shelly
IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?       09-02-2014 14:42 PM
"I'm always worried about using the word 'victory,' because, you know, it invokes this notion of Emperor Hirohito coming down and signing a surrender to MacArthur," Obama told ABC News in July. This from the President who the media tells us is the smartest, most intellectual President we've ever had. He reminds me more of Elmer Fudd. Mr. Uriah
Latest received or given Blow Job
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Latest received or given Blow Job       09-01-2014 14:35 PM
You can just refer to her as "oblivion"
Ha!
FORUMS > General Discussions > BDSM > Ha!       08-31-2014 15:02 PM
It's best to do the initial meeting/greeting of ANY online persona in a public venue. It matters not if they are claiming to be swingers, dominants, submissives, sadists or masochists.....they are still STRANGERS. Mrs. Uriah
older subs
FORUMS > General Discussions > BDSM > older subs       08-31-2014 13:23 PM
You'll probably have more success if you look for submissive females in places that cater to those needs. Try searching for any groups or clubs in your area -- not only using the term "BDSM" but also "ALTERNATIVE" or "FETISH" groups. Mrs. Uriah
One word that describes you
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > One word that describes you       08-30-2014 23:19 PM
HornyBlonde Mrs. U
are the single men in here a bunch of losers?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > are the single men in here a bunch of losers?       08-30-2014 11:41 AM
It's a good thing I am not among the fora purest then. Shell
are the single men in here a bunch of losers?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > are the single men in here a bunch of losers?       08-30-2014 11:04 AM
more like wrestling a water moccasin or a gater in Coastal Louisiana. Shelly
Just three words
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Just three words       08-30-2014 10:29 AM
How about MFMM?
No sex for a year OR no cell phone for a year
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > No sex for a year OR no cell phone for a year       08-30-2014 10:23 AM
No sex for a year? Not me, I dislike doing without during the week when I'm not in town. I could make do with an IPAD and give up the phone, but sex stays. Mrs. U
CageFight (for Snarky Comments, Insults, Backbiting, and Baiting) Volume I
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > CageFight (for Snarky Comments, Insults, Backbiting, and Baiting) Volume I       08-30-2014 10:07 AM
Douché Hat! LMAOH :) Shelly
Bizarre Senate Race
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Bizarre Senate Race       08-29-2014 19:07 PM
FYI, I just heard on my local (Ms) news that today, Senator McDaniel's challenge case has been dismissed by the Judge for failure to file it within 20 days of the election. Shelly
One word that describes you
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > One word that describes you       08-29-2014 00:47 AM
Straightforward
Stupidly Humerous Moment of Day
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Stupidly Humerous Moment of Day       08-28-2014 22:56 PM
Well I could offer you a ride from MSY as well, but I only have a funny bone not the "fun-bone" Shelly
Tired of liars
FORUMS > General Discussions > Senior Swingers > Tired of liars       08-28-2014 22:49 PM
@Peg, VA did say something about "wiggle room" Shelly
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       08-28-2014 17:12 PM
Indeed she is feisty....and my kid (and the grand too) are so much like her. Alright, I'll confess all 4 of us girls are on the feisty side but alot of fun. ;) Shell
Jealousy
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Jealousy       08-28-2014 17:02 PM
Jealousy? You could try talking about it...but like the others said, it might be best to end an association. Decide what matters most to you, your spouse/SO or the fuck toy and act accordingly. Shelly
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       08-28-2014 16:48 PM
I have been busy at the local farmer's market the past week procuring lots of veggies to freeze/can for the year. I know very well the process and what to do as I grew up helping my Gran and Mom and continued it on my own, completely unsupervised by either of them after I had my own family. This week my octogenarian Mom completely took over and booted me from the kitchen....of my own house. Shelly
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-27-2014 16:12 PM
HT: a text exchange from a buddy about her road trip. I'm glad she made it home safely. :) Shelly
are the single men in here a bunch of losers?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > are the single men in here a bunch of losers?       08-27-2014 08:30 AM
Good morning Racer! Thanks for the expanded definition of "Catching Prey". It is very similar to what some may refer to as achieving a goal or fantasy. Shelly
Paradise valley
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Paradise valley       08-26-2014 11:39 AM
I have not been to this venue, but your post may attract more answers if you also put it in the Travel Forums. Mrs. U
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       08-26-2014 11:12 AM
Couple of possibilities for that... 1. They forgot to update a tagline, 2. They are on a break from playing/meeting new people, but are online for chat room, forum, IM or emails to connect with lifestyle friends. Not everybody mixes LS friends and vanilla friends, SLS site contact may be their only link.
first threesome MFM
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > first threesome MFM       08-25-2014 15:35 PM
Mr. Uriah handles all SM inquiries for us too and usually meets them for a drink at a sports bar. I've never asked him for a list of "Uriah's questions" but the ones you've mentioned seem pretty reasonable things to inquire about. Alot depends on the delivery method of said questions. It probably won't bode well if the "interview" goes the way of a witness being cross-examined by opposing counsel at a trial, but them being BFF'ish seems a bit extreme also. Somewhere in the middle is a perfect balance where single males are comfortable/friendly enough to assist the hubby in your MFM fantasy but also are able to maintain appropriate emotional distance. {see other topics from upset hubbys on overly attached SM's and the wives who sext, text, date, etc them too much}. Good luck!! Shelly
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-24-2014 10:57 AM
Condolences on your loss YD:( HT: great weekend w/another gorgeous (hot) afternoon here in the deep South! :-) @BTender, I could provide a nomination or 2 for "Muggle" awards, (non-forum peeps). As far as their contributions to anything LS related? If BS could be measured, then a quantified answer is available. Shelly
Foley beheading a terrorist act
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Foley beheading a terrorist act       08-23-2014 14:20 PM
"How is this a terrorist act?" Add this to the database in support of the psychological theory that liberalism is a mental disorder. Dr. Uriah