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LIBERALISM aka SOCIALISM, LIST THE SUCCESSES AND FAILURES.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > LIBERALISM aka SOCIALISM, LIST THE SUCCESSES AND FAILURES.       02-03-2016 11:24 AM
"The -problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." Margaret Thatcher
Trump for President???
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Trump for President???       01-29-2016 14:07 PM
Goodenuff- Yes, I meant rre et al. Educated swingers know what that means. Uriah
Conservative Swingers sorry I just don't get it
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Conservative Swingers sorry I just don't get it       01-29-2016 08:54 AM
I shur wish I wuz edyoocated leyek rre so I cud bee a swinger. Uriah
Trump for President???
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Trump for President???       01-28-2016 17:47 PM
I shur wish I wuz edyoocated lack rre so I cud understand all this liberal stuff. Uriah
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       01-26-2016 23:20 PM
Use Somebody ~~ Kings of Leon
Disgusted
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > Disgusted       01-26-2016 05:04 AM
I'd rather splurge on a 25 year old than a 50 year old, anyway." --- That's really nice to know. However, most of the twentyish SF profiles I've seen aren't looking for older men...if they are looking for guys at all. Many of them are just cruising for another chick to play with them and their boyfriend who ain't on the profile. Mrs. Uriah
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2016       01-25-2016 19:04 PM
new acronym -- DAM = Dumb Ass Morons Mrs. U
What's for Dinner
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Dinner       01-25-2016 19:00 PM
Enjoy the cruise. dinner is grill cheese sammies w/tomato soup Mrs. U
The Pussy Game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > The Pussy Game       01-24-2016 23:37 PM
Crazy, stupid PUSSY (Love)
Male Dom looking for Fem Sub for Long Distance Relationship
FORUMS > General Discussions > BDSM > Male Dom looking for Fem Sub for Long Distance Relationship       01-24-2016 19:56 PM
You will probably find more submissives on alternative sites such as fet life.
Latest received or given Blow Job
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Latest received or given Blow Job       01-24-2016 15:52 PM
We prefer a small group to the 1-1 couple swap.
6'4 guy with a dwarf woman Advice
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > 6'4 guy with a dwarf woman Advice       01-24-2016 15:34 PM
Your wife would turn you into GRUMPY
Latest received or given Blow Job
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Latest received or given Blow Job       01-24-2016 15:15 PM
We visited a party last night where Mr U received blow jobs from 2 ladies and I dispensed blow jobs to 3 gentleman.
Fun over and under betting thread
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fun over and under betting thread       01-24-2016 14:30 PM
lol, I did bet the over. Do I get a reward? Shelly
Trump for President???
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Trump for President???       01-24-2016 14:20 PM
Opiates (Vicadin) and anti-depressant (xanax) medications have been known to interfere with one's sexual libido. What fun would swinging be without a sex drive? (*Rhetorical question only, no answer needed*) As an ounce of prevention, I'd suggest checking on the price of Viagra south of the border too, just in case. Mrs. Uriah
What's for Dinner
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Dinner       01-23-2016 12:47 PM
@northgirlsouthboy Welcome to the forum! Not sure if you mean trying to engage in forum or do you mean SLS in general. Look around the "events" tab on the sls home page and sign up to attend any meet/greets or parties you see on the clubs, socials or groups listed there. Good luck! Mrs. Uriah
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       01-23-2016 12:34 PM
HFT --- that is quite an active imagination you have there! People are free to join and leave at their leisure. I didn't know them personally and their sls membership is their business, not mine. Seriously though, you appear to have a history of engaging in bickering back and forth with other female forum posters. I believe that you may actually enjoy that type of battering and derive great entertainment from it. That's what I meant by #cheap entertainment -- when compared to the cost of membership, it's a great value! Mrs U. :-)
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       01-22-2016 21:31 PM
You are in pretty good shape for the shape you are in. - Dr. Seuss
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       01-22-2016 21:11 PM
@BT, I googled your original question for the answer. If any more complex math is required I'll need you here in person to provide fingers and toes that I can use for counting. @What Mr Smooth needs to do is to skip the popcorn, load up his pretty wife and head North by Northwest...I can utilize your digits for counting purposes too. @HFT, perhaps my memory is a bit sketchy, but I seem to recall that you and Mrs. Sed went back and forth like this at times too. Like I have said before, there's something here for everyone. Mrs. Uriah #cheap_entertainment_abounds
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       01-22-2016 14:56 PM
Ogden Nash
Threesomes - Kinky - Random - Fun
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Threesomes - Kinky - Random - Fun       01-22-2016 14:45 PM
You know, if it ever reaches the point where the level of your concern regarding "discretion" with your activities is causing you some stress....it's probably time to retire and find a new hobby. Mrs. U
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       01-22-2016 14:34 PM
Q. "life expectancy of males in the U.S. Is still 78?" A. Yes, if they were born in 2012.
Need some input
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Need some input       01-22-2016 14:15 PM
@neyney, I deleted my first post about how a Sane Smart SF would run for the hills dumping any couple that would involve her in such drama --- and about how an "alleged good friend" would back off so you & horny hubby could regroup and get back on the same page. I compared the name calling re: "babyish, insecure etc" to the actions of a child pitching a temper tantrum because a new toy is taken away, After posting it,, I went back and read your posts here just 66 days ago in NOV about the "DELI-GIRL WHO CAUGHT FELLINGS for my husband" drama. Some people recommended then that you stick to ls people. It's usually never smart to involve anyone from your vanilla life in this activity, but most particularly not those who have a relationship with your young children. R & K is right. Quit while you are still ahead and married. Mrs. U
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2016       01-22-2016 08:31 AM
Considering that he is bringing "gifts" of snow, sleet and ice I would nominate JONAS as the worst SM ever.
Forummer that you actually met
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Forummer that you actually met       01-22-2016 08:19 AM
global brightness? Seems more like global penis inflation to me. ;) OT, Not rehashing the list, I've met several of the current and former posters. I've enjoyed "meeting" each and every one of the friendly sexy forum folks I'v encountered in the last 3+ years. We have no specific plans in place to meet anyone soon either, you just never know what the future holds. Mrs. U
How's the Weather Out There
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How's the Weather Out There       01-22-2016 08:02 AM
Snow, ice and freezing.....Jonas sucks!
Vs
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Vs       01-22-2016 07:58 AM
Relaxed Strawberry flavor vs Grape flavor
2 words to describe yourself.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 2 words to describe yourself.       01-22-2016 07:56 AM
Snuggling up
The Pussy Game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > The Pussy Game       01-22-2016 07:54 AM
The Pussy (green) Mile
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       01-22-2016 07:52 AM
Newspaper
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       01-22-2016 07:52 AM
Gomer Pyle
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       01-22-2016 07:52 AM
Gomer Pyle
How Much Did You Pay For Gas Today
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How Much Did You Pay For Gas Today       01-22-2016 07:49 AM
$1.49 in Olive Branch, Ms (fill up for $16.00)
What the hell are you doing up so early
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What the hell are you doing up so early       01-22-2016 07:26 AM
Got up check my dripping water faucets (still dripping, yay!) and to view what looks to be about 3/4 or 1 inch of snow /ice and it still coming down :(
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       01-22-2016 07:22 AM
Ryan Gosling
General advice for stupid couples
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Better Profiles > General advice for stupid couples       01-22-2016 00:02 AM
Indeed, tonight I reviewed/approved about 40 pending sls profiles of new members. However I referred 3 profiles to the site management because of profile gender {male, female or couple} discrepancies--- 2 were set up as couple, but the content was all about a male. If it looks like a SM and sounds like a SM it probably IS a SM. The 3rd one was set up as a SM, but he has a bi-girlfriend that he wants to introduce in the mix....sounds like a couple playing in that one profile to me. Management gets to sort it out. Mrs. U
Conservative Swingers sorry I just don't get it
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Conservative Swingers sorry I just don't get it       01-20-2016 23:39 PM
If you are scared, don't look :-) Mrs. U
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       01-20-2016 23:35 PM
I like Judge Judy, heres my 2 fav 1. " Beauty fades, dumb is forever" 2. "Do you come from a long line of idiots?"
Conservative Swingers sorry I just don't get it
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Conservative Swingers sorry I just don't get it       01-20-2016 13:50 PM
AndrewRobin- Somehow I doubt that, in the paranoid, confused, and delusional opinion of the originator of this thread, you would "infringe on (our) right to peruse (sic) the swing lifestyle by any and all means at (your) disposal". Keep on defending the Constitution that protects our individual rights in the face of the collectivist threat! Mr. Uriah
Conservative Swingers sorry I just don't get it
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Conservative Swingers sorry I just don't get it       01-19-2016 23:44 PM
Robin is a very lovely lady. I am no expert on weapons, but guns alone do not scare me. It is when the gun is in the hand of a person who does not know how to properly use and care for his weapon that concerns me. I purchased several hunting rifles over the years for my offspring and ensured that they were educated in that area. PS: our pictures don't contain any potentially scary things...unless someone thinks nudity is scary or offensive. Mrs. Uriah -- (YAWN - going to bed)
WHERE TO FIND BISEXUAL WOMEN WHO WANT TO BE WITH A COUPLE?!
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > WHERE TO FIND BISEXUAL WOMEN WHO WANT TO BE WITH A COUPLE?!       01-19-2016 23:20 PM
"It's all because of my sparkling magnetic personality." ----- More likely they are drawn to Robin's cleavage. :) Mrs. Uriah
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       01-19-2016 23:12 PM
One of These Nights -- Eagles
Fucking Bitchfest 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2016       01-19-2016 08:47 AM
LOL!! That is one of the reasons we've seriously reduced our group memberships here. A side benefit of that action is there's so much less "spam-like" email.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       01-18-2016 23:27 PM
Common Ground ~ Glenn Frey {RIP} One of These Nights - Eagles
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       01-18-2016 22:51 PM
The secret of joy is the mastery of pain. ~~ Anaïs Nin
Staying Sexy Warm in the Winter - Help!
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Staying Sexy Warm in the Winter - Help!       01-18-2016 18:09 PM
Fleece lined leggings that accentuate the ASSets and legs paired with a soft sweater or long tunic and boots keep me warm and still feeling feminine and sexy during the cold winter until I can pull out the spring stuff.
Watching
FORUMS > General Discussions > Soft Swinger > Watching       01-18-2016 17:55 PM
We don't get to watch alot. Mrs aU
The Perfect Day
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The Perfect Day       01-18-2016 17:40 PM
Looks like Costco stock is running about $150 this week. Mrs U
Conservative Swingers sorry I just don't get it
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Conservative Swingers sorry I just don't get it       01-18-2016 17:33 PM
@Goodenuff-- you just couldn't resist temptation, huh;) This is the [FEMALE] I don't have to "get" anything, I am here for something pretty basic-- (sex and fun) and I am an equal opportunity playmate as well. Whether I agree or not, I don't care enough about a potential playmate's views on politics, religion or college sports to exclude them from my presence for those reasons alone. Everyone (even assholes) are entitled to their opinions. What is more important to me is that a person is intelligent enough to engage in polite conversation about such volatile topics outside the bedroom and wise enough to leave those discussions outside of the bedroom, with their clothes. Mrs. U
How's the Weather Out There
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How's the Weather Out There       01-18-2016 16:31 PM
Snow flurries accumulated in spots on my car by this morning and melted by lunchtime.
Conservative Swingers sorry I just don't get it
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Conservative Swingers sorry I just don't get it       01-18-2016 11:49 AM
John and Jane- Welcome to the free thinking, independent, conservative SLS block, who believe in the liberty that John Stuart Mill described in his classic Essay. Frankly, it's the left-wing swingers who I just don't get. Uriah
13 hours Movie
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > 13 hours Movie       01-17-2016 19:26 PM
These guys were all U.S. military veterans and just CIA contractors, so the Obama administration didn't care if they died or lived. Uriah
What's for Breakfast
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Breakfast       01-17-2016 11:26 AM
Coffee, oranje juice, blueberry yogurt and waffle
New at this
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > New at this       01-17-2016 11:20 AM
Profile express interest in "Master/Dom", for what it's worth, I wouldn't incorporate the D/s element into your profile here or "try your hand at it" ...... particularly if you have no knowledge or experience. You could hurt somebody if you don't know what you are doing, explore that kind of kink online at fet life or alt. Join some of those groups in your area and attend events to meet experienced dominants and observe/learn from them. Mrs. U
5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)       01-16-2016 12:57 PM
Statements like that make me want to TWIRL around in a circle and invite inspection of the mardi gras beads picture. Shelly
Threesomes - Kinky - Random - Fun
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Threesomes - Kinky - Random - Fun       01-16-2016 10:37 AM
PDGunther.....maybe with the assistance of a backseat driver. Mrs. U
Threesomes - Kinky - Random - Fun
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Threesomes - Kinky - Random - Fun       01-15-2016 17:45 PM
Doods, I read that she hasn't turned that corner (bi-corner) yet. Single bi-ladies like to play with cocks too. Maybe those bi-ladies were interested in helping the Mrs take care of the Mr half of the couple. Mrs U
13 hours Movie
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > 13 hours Movie       01-15-2016 17:36 PM
And all this was caused by a video produced somewhere in Southern California that mocked Muhammad, thereby angering peaceful Moslems, inducing them to engage in a spontaneous attack on the American embassy. Uriah
What should we do about Syrian refugees?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > What should we do about Syrian refugees?       01-15-2016 13:36 PM
"Since the Quran effectively forbids Muslims to swear allegiance to the U.S. Constitution, technically, all Muslims should be refused immigration. " I agree. Uriah
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       01-14-2016 00:57 AM
Exactly, LR. Fortunately, the current man's physical needs are in sync with my own... much more so than the previous relationship.
5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)       01-14-2016 00:16 AM
Cerebral interest WANES quickly once a talented cunning linguist and his friends seek entry to my inner chambers with their WANDS. Mrs. U
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       01-13-2016 23:58 PM
"I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development." Alice Roosevelt Longworth. Mrs. U
LIBERALISM aka SOCIALISM, LIST THE SUCCESSES AND FAILURES.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > LIBERALISM aka SOCIALISM, LIST THE SUCCESSES AND FAILURES.       01-12-2016 17:55 PM
Let's all celebrate the 100 year centennial of the great Bolshevik Revolution of that will occur on 10/17/2017 by looking back and identify if there is even one --- just one -- state sponsored socialist program that has not resulted in death, destruction, or financial ruin. Uriah (the "Historian")
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       01-12-2016 10:53 AM
Sorillo's made me think of this line from fiction "A needy woman may appeal to a man's ego, but a strong independent woman is a treasure for the long haul." Mrs. U
Happy Thoughts -- 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2016       01-11-2016 17:34 PM
Great news DD, hoping he has a positive outcome from the procedures. Mrs. U
Surpasses, Meets, or Disappoints.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Surpasses, Meets, or Disappoints.       01-11-2016 10:11 AM
The SF meets in 2015 mostly exceeded our expectations and 2 of them are definitely among our besties. On the other hand though, other than a few "out of towners that dropped in for a visit" -- Not many SM exceeded met our expectations. So far 2016 isn' t looking much better.....a turnip has more personality than one of the dudes on a recent meet. :( Mrs U
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       01-11-2016 09:46 AM
Dancing in the Streets ~ ~ Mick Jagger & David Bowie (RIP Major Tom) youtube. com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       01-11-2016 08:48 AM
Maybe, except for sex. {Particularly if you have ever endured a relationship when there was "little to no sex" for a lengthy period.} Mrs. U
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       01-10-2016 23:12 PM
Sure, maybe ban all things political
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       01-10-2016 22:55 PM
JW if we should rename the Happy Thought thread to the Happy Thought/Kumbaya thread for next year.
Too Clingy
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Too Clingy       01-10-2016 22:47 PM
I would need a bit more information before I would suggest being blunt or rude. The other couple have just as much right to sign up and attend parties as you do after all. Are they somehow pestering you or whining about why you won't play with them or are they just showing up and watching you, like you are the stars of their personal voyeur fantasy? Maybe they are hoping for interaction with others besides you or an introduction to other people that you know. If they are pestering you with unwelcome invitations-- then you need to be politely firm and tell them directly you are not interested in further play or contact. Once you have been firm, become blunt. If they simply don't get the a "clearly communicated no means no"....then by all means, be rude. I believe that since the husband quit texting when he was asked to, that demonstrates they are able to comprehend a direct request, and should leave you alone. PS: Why would you give your wife's phone number to a couple you just met at a hotel party anyway? Mrs. U
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       01-10-2016 22:18 PM
Back to Eden --- Jarrod Dickenson
In Support of Good Citizenship and American Freedoms
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > In Support of Good Citizenship and American Freedoms       01-09-2016 14:38 PM
Yes, in great Stalinist tradition, ZZ Krewe will be Minister of Education outlining what we should all think and do in support of the collectivist state. Uriah
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       01-08-2016 22:04 PM
Kid Rock -- "Amen"
Guns Guns and More Guns
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Guns Guns and More Guns       01-08-2016 15:13 PM
Taya Kyle, the widow of "American Sniper" Chris Kyle, asked President Barack Obama his first question on live national television Thursday night during the President's "Gun's in America" town hall on CNN. Chris Kyle's wife told President Obama that gun control won't make us safer - as she penned earlier Thursday in an op-ed. "I want the hope that I have the right to protect myself," Kyle said in response to the rise in gun sales under Obama. Mrs. Kyle further cast doubt on Obama's notion that background checks would prevent mass murders. "I know background checks wouldn't stop me from getting a gun, but I also know that it wouldn't stop any of the people in this room from killing...it's a false sense of hope," she said. "Why not celebrate that we're good people and that 99.9% of us are not going to kill anyone?" Kyle concluded. Fox 5 reporter and gun rights activist, Emily Miller, tweeted, "Chris Kyle's widow is amazing to stand up to Pres. Obama on live national TV and make powerful argument. She's so impressive." Uriah
Hillary Clinton Indictment
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Hillary Clinton Indictment       01-08-2016 13:02 PM
I think I would lose my erection if I looked down and saw Hillary's lips on it. Uriah (the "Sensuous One")
Hillary Clinton Indictment
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Hillary Clinton Indictment       01-08-2016 11:34 AM
The only desk at which Hillary will be sitting is the one in the prison library. Uriah
69+1
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > 69+1       01-07-2016 14:00 PM
Sung to the tune of "hakuna matata"
You prefer Granny, brazilian, thongs or g-string swimsuits? And men prefer .?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > You prefer Granny, brazilian, thongs or g-string swimsuits? And men prefer .?       01-07-2016 12:35 PM
Rabbitt dear you are gorgeous and your X sounds like a prime example of a dumbass. Regarding panties-- I hate pantylines and things sliding up so I usually skip them in my daily wardrobe. The Mr. appreciates me not wearing panties, particularly during warm weather when the sun dresses and sandals come out of hibernation. Something he said about easy access. Regarding swimsuits-- In public it's my bikini with the non-string bottom that ain't granny but it ain't g-string --it's just right for me sexy comfortable....but I 'd prefer natural swimming. Mr. U has said that whatever I want to wear is fine with him, he'll be happy to help me take it of later. Mrs. U
69+1
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > 69+1       01-07-2016 11:54 AM
I've enjoyed the positioning that the OP proposes. I'll clarify that in our playtime the extra male(s) is responsible for his/their own cock cleanup --- called a condom. The focus is mind-blowing drunk fuck pleasure for ME, and that's one way to easily jump-start it or finish me off at the end of the night. @shesmooth, it works pretty well when it's ladies doing the 69 too. :-) Mrs U
Ever attempt a daytime meet up during lunch?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Ever attempt a daytime meet up during lunch?       01-06-2016 17:39 PM
I have fond memories of a mid-day MFM tryst on my birthday. Our favorite (at that time) SM friend worked 3-11 at night during the work week. Mr. U took a longer lunch break that day and they helped me celebrate a very happy birthday. Mrs. U
Hillary Clinton Indictment
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Hillary Clinton Indictment       01-06-2016 15:29 PM
Allow me to point out the obvious... Ingraham did not predict the indictment; a former U.S. Attorney did. Uriah (the "Bull Shit Detector")
Pet Peeves 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2016       01-06-2016 10:35 AM
Mr. U's. pet peeve is along the lines of the over- chatty cashier.. A drugstore we frequent has it's employees as soon as you walk in the door and throughout the store while shopping, will greet you and announce in a VERY loud voice "welcome to _____, how can we help you". "Do you need any help finding anything?" etc etc. Mr. U's normal reply is no thanks. Until we stopped by on the way to a house party to restock our party bag with condoms and lube. He answered the clerk back in an equally LOUD voice "Yes, I need condoms and sexual lubricants...where are they?" Mrs. U {the one who was in the car}
Hillary Clinton Indictment
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Hillary Clinton Indictment       01-06-2016 09:58 AM
A former U.S. attorney thinks Hillary Clinton could face a criminal indictment from the FBI within the next 60 days. Joe DiGenova, a Republican U.S. attorney appointed by President Reagan, said Clinton's "biggest problem right now" is the open FBI investigation into the contents of her private emails. "They have reached a critical mass in their investigation of the secretary and all of her senior staff," DiGenova said Tuesday on the "Laura Ingraham Show" radio program. "And, it's going to come to a head, I would suggest, in the next 60 days." But DiGenova warned the decision to charge Clinton personally with a crime lies with Attorney General Loretta Lynch, putting the Obama administration in a difficult political position. "I believe that the evidence that the FBI is compiling will be so compelling that, unless [Lynch] agrees to the charges, there will be a massive revolt inside the FBI, which she will not be able to survive as an attorney general. It will be like Watergate. It will be unbelievable," DiGenova said. Uriah (the "Truth Detector")
Happy Thoughts -- 2016
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2016       01-06-2016 09:57 AM
HT: got a chance to sleep in this morning and time to catch up my laundry before going to office.
Froggy and Tink back on the grid :)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Froggy and Tink back on the grid :)       01-06-2016 09:52 AM
Happy New Year Froggie & Tink! Glad to hear that T is on the mend and hope things continue going well.
Overnight MFM's
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Overnight MFM's       01-06-2016 09:42 AM
I can sympathize with that whole snoring thing, my last overnighter {quite a while ago} was an FMF and the poor M must have been exhausted cause he really sawed some zz's. Mrs. U
You prefer Granny, brazilian, thongs or g-string swimsuits? And men prefer .?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > You prefer Granny, brazilian, thongs or g-string swimsuits? And men prefer .?       01-06-2016 09:32 AM
In a public pool my bikinis are what I'd call "low-rise hip" and at adult events that have hot tub/pool fun, like my profile states....no swim suit needed. Mrs. U
Executive Action For Gun Control
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Executive Action For Gun Control       01-05-2016 14:26 PM
I normally ignore ZZ's inane comments as merely symptomatic of condition that is protected by the Therapist/Patient evidentiary privilege, but this one caught my eye...I predict that other Left-Wingers will follow his lead and submit that this and other outrageous totalitarian power-grabs are justified as protecting the First Amendment rights of the proponents. Remember Marx and Engels--the end justifies the means. The great thing about Executive Orders is that they can be rescinded summarily by the next Executive. President Trump will include this one on Inauguration Day 2017. Uriah (the "Prescient One")
Favorite SLS profile tag line
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Favorite SLS profile tag line       01-04-2016 03:29 AM
"Better benefits than your HMO or PPO"
do others really seek people of like minds?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > do others really seek people of like minds?       01-03-2016 22:23 PM
Exactly what kind of meet/greet events have you created that mesh families, kids and swingers all together? How did you arrange it so the "newbies" could recognize and meet the other swingers? Inquiring minds like mine want to know. Mrs, U
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       01-02-2016 23:05 PM
From the unforgettable Natalie Cole {RIP} "Our Love"
Finding out whether a couple is into the lifestyle
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Finding out whether a couple is into the lifestyle       01-02-2016 22:48 PM
Whenever I am meeting potential new SF friends {many of whom are new to LS} there is something quite comfortable about chatting about life's naughty little secrets and escapades following an afternoon of girls being pampered at the salon (massage-mani-pedi etc) and a glass of wine. That setting might be applicable if your wife wanted to test the proverbial waters...and inquire about the naughtiest thing her friend has ever done and what her deepest sexual fantasies are. Mrs. U
Discrimination in the lifestyle
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Discrimination in the lifestyle       01-02-2016 21:55 PM
I'm discriminating against shesmooth because he is in Florida. Shelly:)
Sex on a hike
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Sex on a hike       01-02-2016 21:50 PM
Yes, it's that time of year again to calendar the triathlons/rides for 2016. A couple of our favorite annual events are in Arkansas and in extreme northern AL just for the rural and rustic scenery nearby that we like to explore.
How do you introduce a girl you just started dating to swinging?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > How do you introduce a girl you just started dating to swinging?       01-02-2016 21:37 PM
If you read back in these forum threads, you will find a plethora of examples of such utter stupidity that will make you laugh so hard you spew whatever you are drinking on your computer keyboard. I shit you not! Mrs. Uriah
A profile to meet and make friends but not play; thoughts?
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Better Profiles > A profile to meet and make friends but not play; thoughts?       01-02-2016 21:17 PM
@Midnightdash--- 1. BYOB is literally, bring your own booze. If you gift your host with liquor {that they may not even like} let them decide when/where to drink it. 2. On your profile you should state that you: " like to meet/greet people first without any expectation of playtime" 3. There is never an absolute guarantee of sex at any events that you attend as a SM. If you are that scared of rejection or not getting any action at a party, then to avoid "sexual frustration" you must manage your boner however you think is best. I personally think it silly that anyone would pay to attend an event and take drugs/supplements to kill their sex drive....most people are doing the opposite. btw, Mrs. Wanna is 100% correct, you are over-analyzing this. If it's that hard, better to QUIT before your feelings get hurt. Mrs. Uriah
A Guy Write A Random Woman A Message Who You Played With At A Event ( Party )
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > A Guy Write A Random Woman A Message Who You Played With At A Event ( Party )       01-02-2016 20:42 PM
BEFORE you email her, you should look on her profile and review the date that she has been a member since. If that date was AFTER the date you played with her at the party, then a short "hello, welcome to SLS" type email might be welcome. BUT, if her profile was active BEFORE you played with her and she denied having a profile...it sounds like she may not want future contact. MrsU
When does adulthood begin?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > When does adulthood begin?       01-02-2016 20:23 PM
@good, according to Grandma I'm still a little girl then....I took a spill on some steps recently and had a skinned knee for several days. Mrs. U
How do you introduce a girl you just started dating to swinging?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > How do you introduce a girl you just started dating to swinging?       01-02-2016 20:11 PM
What not to do: Do NOT take an unsuspecting new girlfriend out to dinner to meet an experienced swinger couple and once there secretly ask them to "convince" her into it. MrsU

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