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Latest received or given Blow Job
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Latest received or given Blow Job       09-01-2014 14:35 PM
You can just refer to her as "oblivion"
Ha!
FORUMS > General Discussions > BDSM > Ha!       08-31-2014 15:02 PM
It's best to do the initial meeting/greeting of ANY online persona in a public venue. It matters not if they are claiming to be swingers, dominants, submissives, sadists or masochists.....they are still STRANGERS. Mrs. Uriah
older subs
FORUMS > General Discussions > BDSM > older subs       08-31-2014 13:23 PM
You'll probably have more success if you look for submissive females in places that cater to those needs. Try searching for any groups or clubs in your area -- not only using the term "BDSM" but also "ALTERNATIVE" or "FETISH" groups. Mrs. Uriah
One word that describes you
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > One word that describes you       08-30-2014 23:19 PM
HornyBlonde Mrs. U
are the single men in here a bunch of losers?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > are the single men in here a bunch of losers?       08-30-2014 11:41 AM
It's a good thing I am not among the fora purest then. Shell
are the single men in here a bunch of losers?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > are the single men in here a bunch of losers?       08-30-2014 11:04 AM
more like wrestling a water moccasin or a gater in Coastal Louisiana. Shelly
Just three words
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Just three words       08-30-2014 10:29 AM
How about MFMM?
No sex for a year OR no cell phone for a year
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > No sex for a year OR no cell phone for a year       08-30-2014 10:23 AM
No sex for a year? Not me, I dislike doing without during the week when I'm not in town. I could make do with an IPAD and give up the phone, but sex stays. Mrs. U
CageFight (for Snarky Comments, Insults, Backbiting, and Baiting) Volume I
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > CageFight (for Snarky Comments, Insults, Backbiting, and Baiting) Volume I       08-30-2014 10:07 AM
Douché Hat! LMAOH :) Shelly
Bizarre Senate Race
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Bizarre Senate Race       08-29-2014 19:07 PM
FYI, I just heard on my local (Ms) news that today, Senator McDaniel's challenge case has been dismissed by the Judge for failure to file it within 20 days of the election. Shelly
One word that describes you
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > One word that describes you       08-29-2014 00:47 AM
Straightforward
Stupidly Humerous Moment of Day
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Stupidly Humerous Moment of Day       08-28-2014 22:56 PM
Well I could offer you a ride from MSY as well, but I only have a funny bone not the "fun-bone" Shelly
Tired of liars
FORUMS > General Discussions > Senior Swingers > Tired of liars       08-28-2014 22:49 PM
@Peg, VA did say something about "wiggle room" Shelly
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       08-28-2014 17:12 PM
Indeed she is feisty....and my kid (and the grand too) are so much like her. Alright, I'll confess all 4 of us girls are on the feisty side but alot of fun. ;) Shell
Jealousy
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Jealousy       08-28-2014 17:02 PM
Jealousy? You could try talking about it...but like the others said, it might be best to end an association. Decide what matters most to you, your spouse/SO or the fuck toy and act accordingly. Shelly
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       08-28-2014 16:48 PM
I have been busy at the local farmer's market the past week procuring lots of veggies to freeze/can for the year. I know very well the process and what to do as I grew up helping my Gran and Mom and continued it on my own, completely unsupervised by either of them after I had my own family. This week my octogenarian Mom completely took over and booted me from the kitchen....of my own house. Shelly
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-27-2014 16:12 PM
HT: a text exchange from a buddy about her road trip. I'm glad she made it home safely. :) Shelly
are the single men in here a bunch of losers?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > are the single men in here a bunch of losers?       08-27-2014 08:30 AM
Good morning Racer! Thanks for the expanded definition of "Catching Prey". It is very similar to what some may refer to as achieving a goal or fantasy. Shelly
Paradise valley
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Paradise valley       08-26-2014 11:39 AM
I have not been to this venue, but your post may attract more answers if you also put it in the Travel Forums. Mrs. U
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       08-26-2014 11:12 AM
Couple of possibilities for that... 1. They forgot to update a tagline, 2. They are on a break from playing/meeting new people, but are online for chat room, forum, IM or emails to connect with lifestyle friends. Not everybody mixes LS friends and vanilla friends, SLS site contact may be their only link.
first threesome MFM
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > first threesome MFM       08-25-2014 15:35 PM
Mr. Uriah handles all SM inquiries for us too and usually meets them for a drink at a sports bar. I've never asked him for a list of "Uriah's questions" but the ones you've mentioned seem pretty reasonable things to inquire about. Alot depends on the delivery method of said questions. It probably won't bode well if the "interview" goes the way of a witness being cross-examined by opposing counsel at a trial, but them being BFF'ish seems a bit extreme also. Somewhere in the middle is a perfect balance where single males are comfortable/friendly enough to assist the hubby in your MFM fantasy but also are able to maintain appropriate emotional distance. {see other topics from upset hubbys on overly attached SM's and the wives who sext, text, date, etc them too much}. Good luck!! Shelly
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-24-2014 10:57 AM
Condolences on your loss YD:( HT: great weekend w/another gorgeous (hot) afternoon here in the deep South! :-) @BTender, I could provide a nomination or 2 for "Muggle" awards, (non-forum peeps). As far as their contributions to anything LS related? If BS could be measured, then a quantified answer is available. Shelly
Foley beheading a terrorist act
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Foley beheading a terrorist act       08-23-2014 14:20 PM
"How is this a terrorist act?" Add this to the database in support of the psychological theory that liberalism is a mental disorder. Dr. Uriah
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-23-2014 12:05 PM
"Muggles", I like it VA it's a good name for those who are fascinated and drive-by just to chat endlessly for awhile, perve pictures --then disappear, only to return again and again wanting to "chat" more. HT: new term for our tagline, now I can say we have no interest in "Muggles" LOL! Shelly
How's the Weather Out There
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How's the Weather Out There       08-23-2014 11:19 AM
Going to be a lovely 99 - 100 degrees. {that's not the heat index either!} Exercise and errands will be finished by lunch and then it's afternoon reading break in or by the pool. Shelly
Decribe your Penis using the title of a movie
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Decribe your Penis using the title of a movie       08-23-2014 11:05 AM
Let's see, Mr. U's penis described in movie title terms: The Big Heat SHE's Gotta Have It The Insider The Go Between SHElly;)
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-22-2014 14:27 PM
HT: it's girl's weekend! We are heading to the pool with SPF and a margarita in hand (ice in cooler too) to enjoy an afternoon of sunshine. Have a fabulous weekend! XOX Shelly
Double vaginal: Bisexual or straight?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Double vaginal: Bisexual or straight?       08-22-2014 14:13 PM
{LIKE} as in I like CopKitten's post.:) Shelly
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       08-22-2014 14:06 PM
Spiders don't bother me much, but rats and any reptiles that slither around are an entirely different story. Unfortunately, there is a creek behind my house that is a tourist attraction for water moccasins:( Shelly
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-20-2014 14:09 PM
Really, what does the drummer in these bands look like? Ever since a rock concert {Foreigner I think} from a long time ago, I've had a rather wicked fantasy involving a drummer, drums and the concert stage. Of course, in reality the drum is not the percussion instrument I once played. Shelly
Is 'hot date' post successful?
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Finding Playmates > Is 'hot date' post successful?       08-20-2014 13:56 PM
Actually for the first 3 years I did this I preferred to respond to hot dates in lieu of wading through the inbox. I never posted one though. The Hot Dates I replied to were businessmen in town with hotel accommodations already established. It was very easy to meet them for a drink in the hotel bar and determine if I was later going upstairs or leaving.
Decribe your vagina using the title of a movie
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Decribe your vagina using the title of a movie       08-20-2014 13:33 PM
"Mission Impossible" is how I'd describe my anus. :-) Shelly
Ice bucket challenge
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Ice bucket challenge       08-20-2014 13:29 PM
I keep my Ipad volume muted and didn't hear the video explaining it, but I thought my kid-in-law had lost his mind when I saw him do this on FB a while back. It's ok to be silly for a good cause,but usually I would rather write a check.. ALS may not be the big killer that cancer is, but it's still a killer and finding a cure takes $$$$. Mrs. Uriah
Any other younger swingers out there?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Any other younger swingers out there?       08-20-2014 13:14 PM
Most of the active younger 20's couple profiles I've seen are more interested in 3sum with a girl and soft swap. Every couple progresses at their own unique pace. It does take time for people not accustomed to sharing to learn how to process and come to terms with a variety of feelings that can occur with the sharing of one's partner. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. The hot date is a good way to meet vacationing swingers. Mrs. U
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-20-2014 12:41 PM
HT: People that can make me laugh...even at myself:) Shelly
Songs that make you want to kill yourself
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Songs that make you want to kill yourself       08-20-2014 12:36 PM
Hey Mickey!! Hey Mickey You're so fine You're so fine You blow my mind Hey Mickey! Hey, hey, Hey Mickey.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       08-20-2014 12:31 PM
Yep, Mr. U is observing bits of a whole other dimension to my personality...he might even run for the hills.;)
Decribe your vagina using the title of a movie
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Decribe your vagina using the title of a movie       08-20-2014 12:03 PM
A medical professional and staff are the topic of my FB today.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       08-20-2014 11:48 AM
FB: Time to look for a new doctor, I inherited this one because my old one passed away last year and his practice was sold. I have been nice and understanding through computer conversion, insurance screw ups, major price hikes and 5 (yes- 5) appointments that I rescheduled at their request... No more. This week I discovered that even though the staff member that scheduled my doctor's appt 4 weeks ago {whom I specifically told then that the primary reason for my visit was for my semi-annual "hormone replacement therapy" procedure and asked if they would be ordered} did NOT order the compounded prescription. Oops.. Gee, and it requires another appt for when they do come in this week. "Bitch, gimme my pellets" was on the tip of my tongue. Feeling like a hormonally challenged flashing heatwave here.:( Shelly
how many names for hers
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > how many names for hers       08-20-2014 10:50 AM
Cuntzilla may be one of the worst names ever, but I kinda like "the promised land" Mrs. Uriah
Decribe your vagina using the title of a movie
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Decribe your vagina using the title of a movie       08-20-2014 10:27 AM
Hunger Games: Catching Fire {at least it ain't the movie "Frozen"} Mrs. Uriah
Lefties of the world
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Lefties of the world       08-20-2014 09:15 AM
HE is a lefty. SHE is a righty.
2016 Aint So Far Away
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > 2016 Aint So Far Away       08-19-2014 14:59 PM
Dr. Carson is our only hope. Mr. Uriah
Taking one for the team reconsidered
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Taking one for the team reconsidered       08-18-2014 09:27 AM
AWS....Attention Whore Syndrome? Shell:)
Taking one for the team reconsidered
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Taking one for the team reconsidered       08-17-2014 15:33 PM
"someone else's vagina" She gets around, I've seen her too over on Aisle 69 at the toy store. Pocket Pussies molded from vaginas of Porn Stars. Shelly
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       08-17-2014 12:04 PM
My morning of 'taking it easy' is almost over and it's time some exercise on the trails. Y'all have a great day! "Let's Get Physical" Olivia Newton John Shelly
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       08-17-2014 11:51 AM
One of my favs: Eagles -- "take it easy" Shelly
How Much Did You Pay For Gas Today
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How Much Did You Pay For Gas Today       08-16-2014 11:44 AM
$3.05 @ Love's Shelly
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-15-2014 09:19 AM
Good for you Ms BLT! I know exactly where my beach hat, towel and sunblock are...and am counting down the time for a fun girlie trip to the beach:) Shelly
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-14-2014 13:56 PM
HT: I worked out a satisfactory trade agreement with the yard boy = no more $$ for the remainder of this year's yard mowing services. Yay!! Before your minds go to the gutter...no sex is involved either. Shelly
What's wrong with cuckold playing?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > What's wrong with cuckold playing?       08-14-2014 13:47 PM
Splendid.
What's wrong with cuckold playing?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > What's wrong with cuckold playing?       08-14-2014 09:42 AM
Consenting, informed adults can play however they choose. The usual humiliation, degradation aspect is what I generally don't care for.... but I definitely dislike (FOR SAFETY REASONS) the idea of tying up the hubby and leaving him alone for hours to go on a on date.... Unless he was tied up in a manner that he could extricate himself or was left with a phone in his reach to call 911 if a problem developed. I am not really an extreme "worrier" type, but I believe in the "safe and sane" aspects of consensual behavior as well. Shelly Shelly.
advice needed for single male swinger
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > advice needed for single male swinger       08-14-2014 00:49 AM
@pleaser I read over your profile. Pluses are that it's detailed and you do have pictures, but frankly, the last 8 lines seem a bit petulant in tone and your frustration with the process is loud and clear. That is a BIG negative to anybody you contact. I would edit your profile and lose that language. Re: certs, plenty of people don't give/accept-- personal choice. If you desire one, you may have to ask for one. Try the club/group that you are a member of and attend events-they should have a host/greeter moderator or somebody that you've met, talked or had a drink with that you can ask nicely to certify you are real and respectful, polite etc. If not contact SLS customer service and inquire if they still "certify" paid members via a web cam process. Good luck! Shelly
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-12-2014 18:35 PM
HT: looking forward to a back to pre-school shopping trip with my favorite little girls. Shelly
The Continued Invasion of the USA
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The Continued Invasion of the USA       08-12-2014 17:33 PM
Re: Block-- I don't usually believe that it's a good idea to block people just because of their forum posts. I can appreciate people with differing opinions and lifestyle choices apart from my own. If any forum posters ever discover that they can't see us, it's because I {female} will have blocked you.... Shelly
The Continued Invasion of the USA
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The Continued Invasion of the USA       08-12-2014 16:56 PM
WOW! I dropped in to take a look at today's activities in a "political forum" on a "FUCK SITE" to find that I --or rather my ass-- is mentioned in less than kind terms or perhaps it's a joke of some sort...frankly I don't care to hear the punchline. Since so many posters seem to be blocked, I {MRS URIAH} decided to copy/paste this post from a Ghost for your reading pleasure. Enjoy it. **c&p** Wow.... Are you THAT craven that you bring that Uranus? Well I'm not too fond of your type either. The overly muscular asshole with very little between his ears but hate and bigotry. But it's easy to be a lowlife piece of shit like you. It goes like this.... Maybe that's why my wife is stunning and yours is a fat slob? Bet yours fucks like a piece of meat. Nahhhh, it's probably just her low IQ that attracted you huh? Can't have them too smart or they figure out that your an empty hat, huh? Or perhaps it's your lack of education that attracted her? See, being an asshole like you is EASY! **end of copy/paste*** That's all for now folks, feel free to go back to your name calling. Shelly
The Continued Invasion of the USA
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The Continued Invasion of the USA       08-12-2014 16:49 PM
I wouldn't dream of blocking him. Every time he opens his mouth we win a convert to conservatism (and its working!). The fact that he is so easy to bait deflates his continual self-aggrandizing claims of education and intelligence. He is the dream of any trial lawyer---a delusional adverse witness who doesn't know when to shut up. Mr. Uriah (the "Wise One")
Taking one for the team reconsidered
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Taking one for the team reconsidered       08-12-2014 14:50 PM
They all lived happily ever after.:) According to her, they had an "awesome experience" between the 4 of them, there may have been a repeat performance...but I didn't keep up after that. Shelly
The Continued Invasion of the USA
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The Continued Invasion of the USA       08-12-2014 14:05 PM
Perfect-- The Gadfly likes to avoid ass wuppins; you see, BDSM experts like him prefer to give ass wuppins to women. I know this type from experience, and yes, they are indeed pussies and wimps. So, its not really Gadfly personally that I dislike--it is his kind. Mr. Uriah (the "Bullshit Detector")
Taking one for the team reconsidered
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Taking one for the team reconsidered       08-12-2014 14:00 PM
This topic reminds me of one of my favorites and her many concerns over a couple swap. The other wife and my friend's hubby were really digging each other and the other hubby was digging my friend, but she wasn't too sure she would be that attracted to a "good looking but a little bit fluffy" guy when he was naked and was concerned that she might be taking one for the team. She told me that during the vanilla meet n greet dates he had a larger than life personality, charisma, wicked wit, kept her rolling with laughter and made her smile and feel very comfortable when they were flirting, dancing and shooting pool or was it bowling.. I suggested to her that in their case it's probably not lowering her standards or taking one for the team -- because even though the other hubby might be Mr. Average, he was already seducing her mind with his personality, charm, charisma and his ability to make her feel comfortable in his presence....it was only a matter of time before clothes start to disappear. Shelly
IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?       08-12-2014 12:32 PM
The expression of amazement relates to the characteristic schizophrenia of liberals (i.e., the inability to distinguish reality from fantasy), which, of course, charitably explains anything that you say. Dr. Uriah
How do you get started?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > How do you get started?       08-12-2014 11:37 AM
Agree with everything below. If it actually gets to the point that you seek playtime with others, you both need to be on the same page. Take your time, be patient.....you won't believe the folks who sign up and then come to the forum bitching the very next week because they haven't found their perfect unicorn(SF) yet. Please don't think every woman has secret bisexual fantasies of other women. There are more than a few women on this site who list as "bi-curious" at the "encouragement" of their husband who wishes to see and play in the girl/girl action. If people are feeling pressured to do something that they really aren't into, just to please their spouse, they won't be happy swingers. Trust me, you don't want to BE that kind of couple or MEET that kind of couple. Shelly
IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?       08-12-2014 11:08 AM
At the White House on Saturday morning — less than 48 hours after authorizing airstrikes against Islamist militants and humanitarian air drops to save the lives of trapped Iraqi civilians — President Obama blamed his predecessor, George W. Bush, for the absence of American troops in Iraq and rejected the assertion that he could have left a small peacekeeping force in the war-torn nation. “What I just find interesting is the degree to which this issue keeps on coming up, as if this was my decision. Under the previous administration, we had turned over the country to a sovereign, democratically elected Iraqi government,” Mr. Obama told reporters just before leaving for a two-week vacation on Martha’s Vineyard. “So let’s just be clear: The reason that we did not have a follow-on force in Iraq was because the Iraqis — a majority of Iraqis did not want U.S. troops there, and politically they could not pass the kind of laws that would be required to protect our troops in Iraq. So that entire analysis is bogus and is wrong. But it gets frequently peddled around here by folks who oftentimes are trying to defend previous policies that they themselves made.” Wow. Mr. Uriah
Double vaginal: Bisexual or straight?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Double vaginal: Bisexual or straight?       08-12-2014 09:58 AM
Just my opinion mind you. Dildos and toys are accessories and don't identify as M or F, that distinction belongs to the wearer of the accessory. If it's only a 3-some, I'd call it some configuration of MFM, MMF, FMF, FFM.... Some people will worry too much about the exact placement of the letters or maybe the placement of the toy. *wink* This has reminded me of something I saw quite a while ago, when I was just an average looking horny blonde unicorn and privy to a "whole lot of" personal galleries while couples were inviting me to come over for sex. What do you call it when 3-4 girls (2 of them w/strap-ons) playing on the bed in the midst of some guys watching/filming, oh yea and in some shots, a guy may have his dick in a girls pussy/ass while the strap-on is in the other orifice? Personally, I'd just call it group fun and let it be. Isn't this about individual/couple spicy fun and erotic exploration? Follow your own gut and intuition, opinions and judgements of others aren't important. Shelly
Double vaginal: Bisexual or straight?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Double vaginal: Bisexual or straight?       08-12-2014 00:35 AM
Welcome to the fora LRHot!! Shelly
Milf or Cougar
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Milf or Cougar       08-12-2014 00:24 AM
I've always thought of "Cougars" as ladies in their 40's and older that actively seek ("hunt") and prefer men that were at least 9-10 years younger than they are. Isn't MILF an acronym for a "Mom I'd Like to Fuck" ? --- no need any particular age parameters for that term. Some Mom's are sexy and very fuckable whether they are 30's , 40's, 50's or more. Mrs. Uriah
Double vaginal: Bisexual or straight?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Double vaginal: Bisexual or straight?       08-11-2014 23:18 PM
Hmm, it's usually women who are accused of displaying symptoms of LWS {Last Word Syndrome}. <<<<-------------Mrs. Uriah ("mean Teacher")
Looking for a live in arrangement
FORUMS > General Discussions > Polyamory > Looking for a live in arrangement       08-11-2014 18:44 PM
"Mow yard and do dishes" FF you forgot about laundry, cooking, ironing, grocery shopping, kid taxi, dusting, vacuuming, scrubbing tile floors, toilet bowl cleaning...etc. If there is going to be 2 males in the household expecting the lady to "play" with them, there needs to be an equitable division of ALL of the chores. Hmmm, maybe I should explore the possibility of 2 guys in the house, LOL! Mrs. Uriah.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       08-11-2014 18:30 PM
I see the gyno for my hormone therapy, I don't think she is licensed for practice in Hazleton. S:)
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       08-11-2014 18:08 PM
PG, It may be possible still for another profile to email you from their mailbox by using the "reply" button if you have corresponded with them in past....and they want to dig through the emails. Shelly
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       08-11-2014 18:03 PM
I was gonna say that from what I remembered of the profile, Trooper/PG don't really seek out Single Females anyway....but if PG is testing, couples are blocked too. {even ones you exchanged email with} Shelly
A little confused with the ladie side of couples.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A little confused with the ladie side of couples.       08-11-2014 17:29 PM
Words don't impress me, actions do. I don't have to see in profiles or emails about how some other dude is going to make me "cum endlessly".. I want someone who will show up, ignite the spark and get r' done. :) PS: Op you do have it in your profile that as a couple-- you are each other's best lover. I am certain that sentiment holds true for other couples as well, perhaps they just express it more graphically. Shelly
Double vaginal: Bisexual or straight?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Double vaginal: Bisexual or straight?       08-11-2014 17:12 PM
OP question: "Would you consider this to be bisexual?" Answer: No, I do not. Shelly
Problematic Patriotism In America: A Proposed Solution
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Problematic Patriotism In America: A Proposed Solution       08-11-2014 15:38 PM
Libs- Do you think reducing the U.S. corporate tax rate to the level of the nations to which these companies are changing their legal addresses would stem the practice? Mr. Uriah
Swingdar or what?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Straight Couples > Swingdar or what?       08-10-2014 22:44 PM
What happens on vacation stays on vacation is a popular theme. Mrs. Uriah
Favorite SLS profile tag line
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Favorite SLS profile tag line       08-10-2014 22:19 PM
Spied on a SF profile: "Gone to the North Pole in search of Dirty Santa"
Introducing A Vanilla Male To The Lifestyle
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Introducing A Vanilla Male To The Lifestyle       08-10-2014 17:30 PM
BTL, I'm an advocate of honesty early on in this type of scenario. In fact, just as soon as you begin to sense that you have met a person that complements you to the extent you could potentially build a relationship-it's time to start sharing some stuff. IMO, the first step is simply sharing that you are a bisexual lady and are attracted/experienced with both sexes. I would let him absorb and gage his response to that declaration before divulging further of 3-somes or your other LS activities. Hopefully he can understand and will be accepting of your needs without judging. When/if he is interested... go as a couple to one of the clubs/resorts that you attend and let him see for himself. Shelly
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What A Great Name For A Rockband!       08-10-2014 16:41 PM
This afternoon's choice is courtesy of a special request by a "Good" buddy;) "Imaginary Supporters" by The Unseen Lurkers D.J. Shelly
What's for Dinner
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Dinner       08-08-2014 21:32 PM
OT: I had Italian...grilled veggies and pasta. YUM!! Mrs. Uriah
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-08-2014 21:23 PM
HT: I don't have the house to myself, but it is a quiet weekend at home anyway...I have some serious reading to catch up on. Mrs. U.
So, whatcha drinking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > So, whatcha drinking       08-08-2014 20:47 PM
"" Was the blue sh!t called "Hypnotique"? We luv that stuff!"" That blue shit makes my clothes disappear... But OT, I am drinking a glass of chardonnay.:) Shelly
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       08-08-2014 15:28 PM
"long hot summer" by keith urban Shelly {fanning cause it's pretty hot}
The Continued Invasion of the USA
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The Continued Invasion of the USA       08-07-2014 18:36 PM
Somebody please educate the Gadfly on the difference between the Old and the New Covenant.... Mr. Uriah (the "Tolerant One")
chemistry importance
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > chemistry importance       08-07-2014 17:16 PM
As a woman, if I feel no chemistry, no attraction, no desire for a person~then why would I want to interact sexually with that individual? To do so, would be the equivalent of a pity fuck. Shelly
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-07-2014 14:56 PM
HT: Taking Ma to get a pedicure after she got to spend the morning having fun "supervising" her local yard boy. Mrs. U
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-07-2014 14:53 PM
This summer's great road trip stopped in J-town for a visit and Kibb's youngest must have somehow figured out that I am not entirely offended by nudity~~~that or the wet swimsuit was cold enough that he didn't care who saw his butt on the way back from the pool. Mrs. U {comment cleared w/Mom first}
Just three words
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Just three words       08-07-2014 13:56 PM
Kentucky's in middle.
Over50 and fine
FORUMS > General Discussions > Senior Swingers > Over50 and fine       08-07-2014 09:05 AM
Reporting for membership in this fictional "50 and fine" group. However, if an oral exam involves licking an eyebrow then I must resign as I don't lick hair, period.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       08-06-2014 21:24 PM
David Nail again in playlist: "Whatever she's got"
Question for guys and girls
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Question for guys and girls       08-06-2014 13:57 PM
Braggarts are boring. I may not be an Einstein, but if somebody is "all that and a bag of chips too" I am usually perceptive enough to figure it out for myself. I certainly don't need to hear it from them eleventy times.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       08-06-2014 13:29 PM
Putting it that way, sounds like some could be really WOUND up, huh?!?
Favorite SLS profile tag line
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Favorite SLS profile tag line       08-06-2014 13:24 PM
"Fuck with me" Mrs. Uriah {saw this on a SM profile}
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       08-06-2014 12:55 PM
"Easy Love" ~~ David Nail
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       08-06-2014 12:53 PM
Hope Mr. Leeza has enough icing to go 'ROUND his extensive fanbase here in the fora and enough energy to stay awake. If not, there are some over the counter DRUGS that could help him stay awake;) Shelly
IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?       08-06-2014 12:43 PM
"Six in 10 Americans are dissatisfied with the state of the U.S. economy, more than 70 percent believe the country is headed in the wrong direction, and nearly 80 percent are down on the country’s political system, according to the latest NBC News / Wall Street Journal poll. The frustration carries over to the nation’s political leaders, with President Barack Obama’s overall approval rating hitting a new low at 40 percent, and a mere 14 percent of the public giving Congress a thumbs up. " Liberal Source: NBC News So, there you have it. This reminds me of that old Jeff Beck Group song...."he's going down, down, down, down, down" LOL! Mr. Uriah (the "Likeable One")
IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW       08-05-2014 12:03 PM
"The numbers for the Affordable Care Act (ACA), despite its good intentions, do not add up. I'm talking about the number of Americans who will actually have health insurance now that the ACA, also known as Obamacare, is in effect, as compared to the number who won't be covered due to cancellations. We were led to believe that the Affordable Care Act will take care of 47 million uninsured Americans when it comes to their healthcare. According to the 2010 projections by the Centers for Medicine and Medicaid Services (CMS), 14 million Americans will enroll in 2014 in the new Health Insurance Exchanges. That would still leave 33 million Americans uninsured by the end of this year. Yet even that modest forecast has already been reduced by half, with the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) projecting that just 7 million Americans will enroll this year. So that will leave some 40 million Americans uninsured. These figures are well short of the goal of delivering affordable health care to all. Compounding the problem is that millions of Americans are already receiving cancellation notices for their current policies, a number that can reach an estimated 7 to 12 million because those policies do not meet the ACA's mandated standards. That will leave the net gain of zero at best, based on the government's latest projections of 7 million enrollees or net negative of 5 million more uninsured if the cancellation hits 12 million as reported by NBC. Do the math and you're back to about 47 million uninsured, the same number as before Obamacare became law." Liberal Source: The Huffington/Puffington Post Mr. Uriah
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       08-04-2014 22:32 PM
Moe Howard
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       08-04-2014 22:30 PM
"I Can See Clearly Now" ~~ Johnny Nash
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       08-03-2014 11:03 AM
I'd be content with a nice massage to relieve the KNOTS of tension from my back. Mrs. U
Men
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Men       08-02-2014 11:23 AM
the profile is only 2 days old, the photos were either just loaded or more likely "just now approved" because all I noticed earlier was a fine green and yellow colored stick couple. I always look because "lack of male pictures or pictures period" is a pet peeve of mine also. A couple/single may have a very well written profile, but in spite of my a vivid creative imagination I need something visual also... YOU MEN WHO ARE VISUAL GET THAT DON'T YOU? Mrs. U