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Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015       04-27-2015 00:56 AM
@DD, I'd put his name on the "fuck him, NOT" list and don't acknowledge him again. I don't know the circumstances, but the laughter in your face seems a bit extreme and even rude in my opinion anyway. MrsU
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       04-27-2015 00:28 AM
HT: Even the most perverted fuckers need some love too. ;-) Mrs. Uriah
15 Things That Will Help Single Guys
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > 15 Things That Will Help Single Guys       04-24-2015 10:54 AM
Um, one of those cretin who somehow imagine that you are submissive to him? If not, that's still just rude. One of my SF friend refers to some guys as 'just too stupid to fuck", sounds like you might have met one of them. Shelly
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       04-24-2015 09:52 AM
Guess I will have to wink via email since we no longer have picture posting options in these "lame" new forums. S---
Wife don't know. What happened.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Wife don't know. What happened.       04-24-2015 09:49 AM
Nope, but then we are a couple where both are equally involved in this adventure. Of course, one of us is not joining a sex site, sneaking around behind our partner's back making dates with unsuspecting single guys in a pathetic attempt to convince the wife to join in. Whether she joins in or not, it is still drama to the SM caused by the husband. This might be mean of me to say, but those kind of sneaky husbands deserve whatever fallout they get....even if their wife ends up dumping them for the SM that he invited. Mrs. Uriah
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       04-24-2015 09:26 AM
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. ~ M. Ali Mrs. Uriah {winks at Mr, Perfect}
15 Things That Will Help Single Guys
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > 15 Things That Will Help Single Guys       04-24-2015 09:20 AM
good list Rabbit. please add: DO NOT accept the invitation to multiple man -1 female play if you require hours of individualized tonsil hockey to get a 2-minute erection {I have more patience with shy newbies}. I do enjoy playtime kissing but during multiple men play....I'd prefer cock in my mouth. TYVM. Mrs. U.
saying yes to normal dating, why have i waited?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinging Single > saying yes to normal dating, why have i waited?       04-24-2015 08:51 AM
I was a SF member of this site for 5+ years before I unexpectedly connected with someone in ways that made me reassess some things. I didn't meet him locally or even in the same state~ I was on vacation and had moved my profile to this area for play. Most of my SF friends joined the site seeking what I ioriginally did --- NSA sex without the burden of a relationship. I chose SLS in lieu of vanilla sites because I expected swingers to "get" that I wanted casual friendship(s) with "fuck and go" privileges and nothing else. About your question though, I think it's a gamble to ask couples about their SF friends--{most of the couples I played with didn't like it when I paired up.} So if couples get offended at you for asking about their SF friends- you could lose access to the coupled wife. There are females who use the site for dating purposes and fun, you just have to keep looking and probably should expand your search area. That's my $.02. Mrs. U
Do you do any type of volunteer work?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Do you do any type of volunteer work?       04-23-2015 12:19 PM
I've done volunteer work for a variety of causes, usually as part of a team from church or the workplace. The church group where I once belonged often visited at local nursing homes delivering care-packages to seniors, while others played games and chatted with the residents I'd play the piano for their free entertainment /sing alongs. My industry related volunteering has been with events raising money or awareness for health matters {preferably cancer research, children's health and heart matters}. I am a big believer in supporting /giving back to the local community. My kids have grown up with that belief as well and they are actively involved in a local community organization. I am looking forward to a project scheduled this summer with a local Habitat for Humanity family. Oh yea, and like Rabbit--- I firmly believe in having a "rescue dog" in lieu of puppy mills. Shelly
I'm happy for SLS because ??????? - What's your take.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > I'm happy for SLS because ??????? - What's your take.       04-23-2015 01:38 AM
If I had not joined SLS eight (8) years ago, then I would not have met Mr. Uriah.
DP yes or no?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > DP yes or no?       04-22-2015 19:08 PM
Poor Mrs. Roper.
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you       04-21-2015 20:38 PM
Already know her well! -- Psst, we need a new bottle too, I'll send Mr. U down to pick it up, he's interested in the F part of the MGF. Shelly
Fantasy of the Day
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Fantasy of the Day       04-21-2015 19:56 PM
Guess I should have fought harder for custody of the boat...
Surpasses, Meets, or Disappoints.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Surpasses, Meets, or Disappoints.       04-21-2015 10:28 AM
I/we have experienced all of the above, but the initial intuition about the people {personality wise} I/we have met over the years is usually accurate and we are seldom surprised. Shelly
Best motel recommendations
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Best motel recommendations       04-21-2015 09:49 AM
If you are visiting Memphis: Downtown area -- the Marriott properties (budget friendly), The Westin or The Peabody (daily duck walk in the lobby). On the East Side-- the Hilton on Ridgeway is less traffic than downtown (nice bar in lobby is a place to m/g). About 45 minutes south of Memphis is the Tunica Resort area--with several casinos/hotels. IMO, if any hotel room rate in any city seems just too good to be true----beware! Google the crime statistics or bed bug infestations. Mrs. u
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       04-20-2015 11:51 AM
"There are no soul mates. There's no 'ONE'. There's the person you choose to be with, when you're ready, he/she becomes the one." Mrs Uriah
Any other men enjoy watching another man cum in their wife's mouth
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Any other men enjoy watching another man cum in their wife's mouth       04-20-2015 10:21 AM
LOL!!! {I did it for you, Goodenuff} Shelly
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       04-20-2015 10:17 AM
HT: a wonderful weekend time spent with my man and had a fun time getting Sunday dick-tation on my favorite brown sofa. By the way, that secretary with the keen olfactory sense is no longer around to quiz Mr. U about any odors emanating from said sofa in his office. Mrs. Uriah
So when it comes down to it, what is it that really turns you on about watching your partner have sex with another man/woman?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > So when it comes down to it, what is it that really turns you on about watching your partner have sex with another man/woman?       04-20-2015 09:54 AM
With regard to watching Mr. U fuck other ladies, it's a combination of couple items listed by the OP, plus at heart I'm just really a twisted woman...but I'm not in a hurry to seek professional help for the twistyness. 1. Voyeurism- I'll invite a girlfriend over and share Mr. U with her just to enjoy watching him in action....live porn is the best porn! Plus, in one of our favorite positions, I am unable to see his face {unless we're near a mirror} so while he is fucking my friend I get to closely observe the nuances of his facial expressions and how his body language changes as his orgasm is approaching. 2. Female empowerment: It is an empowering feeling as I am the one who takes the lead with respect to meeting our single female lifestyle friends. If we can make a connection--complete with chemistry, then we all 3 reap the "friendly benefits" provided by my search for new "girlfriends" who share my vices-- shoe shopping, pedicures and sex. 3. Royalty Perk - LOL, Being a female would make me the "Queen" having a man that is desired by other women who seek to be with him........yet knowing for certain at the end of the night, he is mine and leaving with me always. Mrs. Uriah
Water sports yay or nay
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Water sports yay or nay       04-20-2015 01:25 AM
"Water sports yay or nay" Nay, any intentional urination needs to be directed into an appropriate container and not on my body. Mrs. u
DP yes or no?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > DP yes or no?       04-20-2015 01:07 AM
I may have to stretch my comfort zone abit, and consider DP with a very skinny toy in the back soor and my favorite dick in its's front door parking place...... Maybe. mrs. U
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       04-19-2015 16:36 PM
It's almost impossible to please everybody, but relatively easy to piss off everybody. Mrs. Uriah
stupid is as stupid does
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > stupid is as stupid does       04-19-2015 16:23 PM
Bad profile management?
PEOPLE WHO BLOCK YOU
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > PEOPLE WHO BLOCK YOU       04-19-2015 16:22 PM
Amen, pass the butter.
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       04-18-2015 08:40 AM
HT 1: got lunch and pedicure yesterday with newest girlfriend, nothing like pretty toes! HT 2: arranging an afternoon of fun involving 2 of Mr. U's favorite fantasies and my new friend. Mrs. Uriah
What's for lunch?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for lunch?       04-18-2015 08:10 AM
A leaky sharpie at that.... Topic: lunch is a salad followed by afternoon delight with a sexy new SF who wants to be introduced to lustful couple fun. It's a hard job but somebody's gotta do it. ;) Shelly
Male starting new in MD
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > Male starting new in MD       04-18-2015 07:58 AM
Welcome to the forum Terpie. Your profile states you are looking for a females and beautiful females at that. No matter your need for discretion, you need a public picture of something of yourself to give a beautiful female an idea of what she may find. Look at our pictures of the Mr. for example and consider moving your profile to a town closeby but not at your specific location. PS. When I was a SF on this site I did meet some males who described themselves as having a "few extra pounds" but I quit meeting them because that was generally an understatement and they turned out to be much heavier. Without a rear-view or headless picture--a woman can't see if your idea of a "few extra pounds" is similar to her idea. Good luck! Mrs. Uriah
Newbies
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Newbies       04-18-2015 07:23 AM
They still don't have that feature, I think somebody down below is joking.
What's for lunch?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for lunch?       04-17-2015 11:28 AM
"Central..." Thanks, BT for that auto correction, City Grocery is an Oxford establishment {not famous for olives}.
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       04-17-2015 11:20 AM
@njny, hehehe! Not sharing in a good way. Last week, I mentioned in FB thread about ongoing reptile issues and I told a person at city hall that if a re-occurring problem with drainage is not addressed or at least kept clean/maintained then we would share our goodies with the Mayor {usually a large water moccasin} and deliver it to his front door. When you think about it, actually it is a health hazard as standing water attracts mosquitoes and last year one of my elderly neighbors contracted and was lucky enough to survive West Nile Virus-- after spending several months in hospital and rehab.
What's for lunch?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for lunch?       04-17-2015 11:01 AM
I love olives and especially like the olive dressing from City Grocery in NOLA, available by UPS whenever the stash acquired from visits runs out. It's actually almost time for a re-order or a re-visit.
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       04-17-2015 10:51 AM
Like PG, I prefer book version usually to movies based on them. HT: the city finally cleaned out the critter infested creek that borders my yard on 2 sides and the crew chief promised twice monthly inspections/clean-up. I guess the mayor's office took my threat of "snake sharing with him" seriously. Shelly
What the hell are you doing up so early
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What the hell are you doing up so early       04-17-2015 10:31 AM
Woke up early to get car packed up for weekend. Now all I need is a nap. Shelly
Huge cocks
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Huge cocks       04-17-2015 10:15 AM
Short cummings...
For now, or forever?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > For now, or forever?       04-16-2015 12:39 PM
Forever is a very long time, so I'll say for now. Whether monogamy itself is a good thing depends entirely on who you are fucking {or not fucking} I was happily monogamous for 16+ years while married to an equally hedonistic horny man. In fact, great sex interspersed with some imaginative fantasies is probably a factor in why the the union lasted as long as it did. The moral there is: marry in haste, repent in leisure. With #2, I was miserably monogamous for about 7 years until I found a website called SLS and felt right at home amongst the pervy people. Plus it's where I later found the very horny Mr. Uriah. Mrs. U
which of you would have a more difficult time walking away from this little hobby of ours?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > which of you would have a more difficult time walking away from this little hobby of ours?       04-16-2015 11:55 AM
Interesting question, we both enjoy different things about the LS, I'll have to confer with Mr. U and get back with you. That being said, when it's time to exit, what I'll miss most will be any of the "flirt-ships turned into friendships" that might evaporate as sometimes happens when people leave the scene. Shelly
Why do some men get jealous and cock blocks when I want to play with their women
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Why do some men get jealous and cock blocks when I want to play with their women       04-15-2015 03:28 AM
Smooth hon, OP was a coupled male unhappy about those darn "unicorn hunting couples" wanting to play with his wife, while being selfish and not sharing their wife. We can understand why he is peeved. Mr. U has been displeased by such actions from couples in the past and likewise I'd be peeved and find it very disrespectful if any female approached Mr. U seeking play behind my back. Shelly
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you       04-15-2015 00:34 AM
RE- MGF and party with him and hopefully the lovely LR. US
Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015       04-14-2015 23:43 PM
For a blood clot worthy bruise, my Great-Granny's home remedy would have been a leech. Mrs. U
So when it comes down to it, what is it that really turns you on about watching your partner have sex with another man/woman?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > So when it comes down to it, what is it that really turns you on about watching your partner have sex with another man/woman?       04-14-2015 10:30 AM
"Female sexual fulfillment" ~~ yep, Mr. U says he wants his woman {me} to be sexually fulfilled and have all the quality cock she {me} wants/needs. He derives great personal satisfaction from overseeing the process too, so far I've immensely enjoyed the fruits of his efforts. After the "visitors have left" is when we have our most explosive sex-- ya know he reclaims his woman. When it comes to Mr. U and another woman--- it's the same MO, I approve/veto any females. We share a mutual desire for some occasional lagniappe and I enjoy the process of meeting a new female. Sometimes, things just click and it works out into a continued friendship {waves to Jaycee} and other times just an afternoon interlude with a lady where I get to see him in action-- something I don't get to see when it's just me and him. Again, the company leaves -- and I reclaim my man. Mrs. uriah
Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Strangest or most unusual place you've had sex       04-14-2015 09:56 AM
If anyone has been around long enough knows that we aren't opposed to sex in the workplace. However, Mr. U wasn't my first for workplace sex.... That would be the quickie that occurred in the "walk in cooler" at the fast food place I worked at as a teen.
Best song to have sex to?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Best song to have sex to?       04-14-2015 09:43 AM
Maybe not the "best" but definitely a good one: Jason Aldean ~~ "Burnin It Down"
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       04-14-2015 09:16 AM
Happy belated Bday NJNY! "Pack It Up" ~ Pretenders
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       04-13-2015 23:39 PM
hmmm, does a blue SLS person have blue ROOTS?
Am I overthinking things
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Am I overthinking things       04-13-2015 10:26 AM
Welcome to the forum! Wow, you met your lady last month, coupled up quickly, mere weeks later she met, moved in with and began playing with another couple in a week's time and then introduces you into the mix with them. Clearly, you and your lady are very comfortable moving at a fast pace and adapting to changes. Sounds like the other husband isn't as comfortable and may like a slower pace. He may just need some time to process and catch up to this faster pace. Why don't you have a friendly conversation with him and see how well he gets along with you Individually. I've found that if guys can get along with each other {bond over drinks or sports} beforehand, it usually lessens any tensions during playtime with me. Good Luck! Mrs. Uriah
PEOPLE WHO BLOCK YOU
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > PEOPLE WHO BLOCK YOU       04-13-2015 09:32 AM
On my phone {small screen woes} .....frustration at slow response times often has me tapping my finger multiple times and I have accidentally blocked a couple of people, oops. S
Multiple Guys Fantasy
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Multiple Guys Fantasy       04-13-2015 07:17 AM
While I was editing an earlier post, PG said it.... It's a way to introduce the new gf to the LS and hope that she will want to join in too. The other guys I mentioned are only active in the LS when they are not in a relationship. They use it to take care of NSA sexual needs. We don't care that people amongst our group are transient as long as they manage their drama. Mrs. u
Hairy pussy-- Does it wig you out?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Hairy pussy-- Does it wig you out?       04-13-2015 01:12 AM
"I was asking you all a hypothetical question." I know that this isn't television where people say "hypothetically" before asking a hypothetical question....but still it would be nice to know for sure if something is "hypothetical" or "genuine" just saying. . . Mrs. Uriah
Multiple Guys Fantasy
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Multiple Guys Fantasy       04-12-2015 23:34 PM
@BLT We really don't have to conform to anyone's expectations, other than our own. It's the individual's personal choice when/if they are attracted to a vanilla type on how to act. If it's merely a casual hook-up with a vanilla, I'd leave my personal business out of it, practice safe sex and keep on moving. In the case of something more, I advocate an open/candid discussion(s) with the other person about views on kinky sex, multiple partners or whatever else. Communication is key, but some people simply can't understand or accept anything outside of how they define normal. Relationships almost always require compromise on someone's part and whoever is making the larger compromise has to judge for themselves if their new partner is worth the sacrifice and/effort. Sometimes we just don't get our cake and get to eat it too. Oh, about the local dudes-- I never asked if they tried to convert their gf's, one guy did tell me that his new gf and him go to the swing club and she's ok hanging out with swingers but that's it. Shelly
What Does a Single Woman Want?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > What Does a Single Woman Want?       04-12-2015 16:28 PM
"Experiences like that should be the goal of every single female." By that, I mean they should all be FUN and NSA. @Jaycee, Hi sweetie! Mrs. Uriah
Voyeur vs Exhibitionist?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Voyeur vs Exhibitionist?       04-12-2015 16:06 PM
Without us exhibitionists, the voyeurs would have nothing to watch.
What Does a Single Woman Want?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > What Does a Single Woman Want?       04-12-2015 15:51 PM
Indeed, why shouldn't you get both. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time the handsome and charming BT flew home to NOLA from a business trip in the Windy City. He immediately hopped into his dependable SM-mobile and drove 2 hours north to call upon the sexy, gorgeous SF named SB. He wined and dined her in a little Italian restaurant where they enjoyed much laughter, flirtation and bawdy conversation. Afterward, he escorted her to a lovely hotel suite where they engaged in lots of fun fornication. {PS: Being the gentleman is is, he paid for the room} All of the above came with absolutely no strings attached and the only expectations either if them had was an mutual fun. Experiences like that should be the goal of every single female. Mrs. Uriah {aka SB}
What's for Breakfast
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Breakfast       04-11-2015 11:44 AM
Yogurt and rasberries
Multiple Guys Fantasy
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Multiple Guys Fantasy       04-11-2015 11:40 AM
:-( Sadly enough, several of my favorite "go-to-guys". now have a vanilla girlfriend and don't play. There are a plethora of local Single Males but I've found that most often their interest/ability is restricted to a 3-some or solo play. I am considering exporting my next gang bang to NOLA and relying on the assistance of others there with the pre-screening and test-driving process. JW how that would turn out. Mrs. Uriah
How many men for a gang bang?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > How many men for a gang bang?       04-11-2015 11:24 AM
5-6 men are good, because of the potential for "no show" you should invite almost twice the number that you actually want. Have fun! Mrs. U
Board of judgement
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Board of judgement       04-11-2015 10:37 AM
If 8 chose to accept that mission {impossible} ~ it would be judgment limited to those who are still visible to him. Unless being a Sargent at Arms means one is gifted with X-ray vision similar to Wayne's. Mrs. Uriah
What the hell are you doing up so early
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What the hell are you doing up so early       04-11-2015 03:36 AM
My beauty sleep was interrupted due to the free {very loud} concert provided by one of the neighborhood teens coming home.
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       04-11-2015 03:24 AM
smooth move, Smooth;)
What would you do in this situation?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What would you do in this situation?       04-10-2015 12:17 PM
Mrs. Uriah- You know that I love hearing you get pounded, on those rare occasions where we find a man with a qualified tool and who knows how to use it. In the hypothetical posed by the OP, I would enjoy discussing with his wife how it sounds that her husband is obviously enjoying your pussy very much. Mr. Uriah
15 Things That Will Help Single Guys
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > 15 Things That Will Help Single Guys       04-10-2015 09:30 AM
No Fun, women (me anyway) do not want to see a limp dick....nor do I want to spend hours getting them from flaccid to hard. I have some access to your pictures, I'll perve anything you open. Shelly
Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015       04-10-2015 09:24 AM
FB: fucking snake skins are in my flower beds and neighbor's yard too. Hope the real things have slithered far far away, I may have to disappoint Mr. U and sleep with bedroom windows closed this weekend. The 84 year old resident of my home has complained to the city several time about the drainage ditch nearby and still no results. So to get his attention, the neighbor and I have decided that the next snake she shoots is going to be left as a doorstep gift to our little town's mayor. Mrs. Uriah
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       04-10-2015 09:19 AM
FF, don't hang the bird feeders too close to your windows...they might attract reptiles. HT: It's a fabulous Friday! got company coming too.
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       04-10-2015 09:15 AM
PP: creepy snake skins in my flower beds, ugh
What would you do in this situation?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What would you do in this situation?       04-10-2015 09:13 AM
@ Mr. Uriah, Awe, Baby you are so considerate in not wanting to interrupt my fun if yours were ever compromised in this manner, I never expect you to take one for the team. However, I do know you very well and recognize that your listening to the sounds of me having fun would only be foreplay for the rest of the long night ahead of us. Mrs. Uriah
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       04-10-2015 00:04 AM
"What I Am" ~ Edie Brickell & The New Bohemians
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       04-09-2015 23:33 PM
LOL, If only I'd had a unicorn horn handy when I ran into the X a couple of days ago....which reminded me of this little saying: "The person you marry is not the person you divorce." Shelly ~~
What would you do in this situation?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What would you do in this situation?       04-09-2015 18:14 PM
If it was apparent that the other guy's wife and I did not click, I would just suggest that we both fix a drink, have a seat in the room next to where our spouses are fucking, and listen to her husband pound my wife's pussy. Mr. Uriah
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       04-09-2015 08:46 AM
PLUME
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       04-09-2015 08:26 AM
Buddy Holly
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you       04-09-2015 08:14 AM
Count us in for that. S & U
poor me single guy booo freakin hooo!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinging Single > poor me single guy booo freakin hooo!       04-08-2015 21:20 PM
"that goes for Ms Uriah too. In fact I don't believe ones own death could be considered an acceptable excuse." @SirCum, I believe that death would be an acceptable excuse since I am not enthralled with the idea of zombies.;) Mrs. Uriah
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you       04-08-2015 20:13 PM
~ M & G JW why some go to the trouble to post "Pass" and/or quantify the reason for the pass. It seems simpler to just skip the post entirely until someone you like comes up. Mrs. Uriah
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       04-08-2015 18:44 PM
They can't drive you crazy if you don't give them the keys.
What the hell are you doing up so early
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What the hell are you doing up so early       04-08-2015 08:28 AM
Awakened by ringing telephone....then couldn't go back to sleep
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       04-07-2015 22:17 PM
Starting with Scandle's word "bella" My grandkid caught two BALLS at the first baseball game of the season. Mrs, U.
Why Would You Write A First Messege To Somebody You Get A Reply Back, You Dont Say Nothing Back?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Why Would You Write A First Messege To Somebody You Get A Reply Back, You Dont Say Nothing Back?       04-07-2015 16:48 PM
If you don't like an offer. Just Say No.
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       04-07-2015 12:11 PM
HT: Welcome back Tigg, did you like Good's cake ;)
Why Would You Write A First Messege To Somebody You Get A Reply Back, You Dont Say Nothing Back?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Why Would You Write A First Messege To Somebody You Get A Reply Back, You Dont Say Nothing Back?       04-07-2015 12:09 PM
"But what I really wanna know & curious of wanna know, how come is not fair for single males of what they prefer when couples/single woman who are interested in them?" GBG, Life itself is not very fair, why would swinging be different. Maybe I am misunderstanding your question. For me, it's only fun if EVERYBODY is having fun. You always have a choice when people like and contact you. I did not mean to imply that you are wrong for trying to "negotiate" a different scenario but only meant to point out what I thought would be helpful to you in the future and save you some effort. Actually, The couple that contacted you and said they liked your profile.....but I am not sure they got past your pictures. IF they had read your profile, they would have known that your preference is to meet and get to know people first. That's on them, but then they are new too and learning. I repeat, it is not fun unless Everybody is having fun! Keep on looking and you will find people that you can have mutual fun with. Mrs U.
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       04-07-2015 11:23 AM
Fucking ;-)
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       04-07-2015 10:29 AM
Bi-polar maybe?
3 men at one time
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > 3 men at one time       04-07-2015 10:21 AM
LOL @ Smooth, maybe she meant 2 1/2 orifices filled.... That's probably about all I could manage anyway as 1 of mine prefers to work in one direction and allows for limited access only. About the topic: 3 guys with 3 erections is a very good thing. The most I've played with at once though was 8 maybe 9 counting Mr. U, I tend to zone out when I'm having a sensory overload of fun. Mrs. U
Why Would You Write A First Messege To Somebody You Get A Reply Back, You Dont Say Nothing Back?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Why Would You Write A First Messege To Somebody You Get A Reply Back, You Dont Say Nothing Back?       04-07-2015 10:04 AM
Georgia, Somtimes people over complicate matters. Their first email to you barely mentioned a meet/greet gig in Athens, but it clearly says 2 other things you COULD have paid attention to. 1. They go more often to the Loft- {swing club in Atlanta} 2. They said If YOU are interested in them, then let them know the next time YOU are going to the Loft. {HINT: they are looking to meet at the Loft, and not beforehand} Your reply back to them about sitting down and "working" out a future schedule is the opposite of what they offered and lets them know you like alot of conversation. They aren't interested in "negotiation" only in a specific date you are going to the Loft. Seems they prefer to meet/greet right at the swing club and you seem more comfortable meeting beforehand, having a lot of "getting to know you" conversation with people. Neither approach is wrong, it's about personal preference but it doesn't sound like you two are a good match anyway. Probably best to move on, you may have dodged an unpleasant experience. Mrs. Uriah
SLS branding.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Business > SLS branding.       04-06-2015 22:14 PM
Look in the "TOOLS" section and select "SLS MERCHANDISE" Mrs. U
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       04-06-2015 17:05 PM
Beach, you can bet I am ready to check my email for those groupon travel DEALS to Bora Bora. Mrs U
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       04-06-2015 08:19 AM
Sigh, I BLAME certain technical difficulties for the fact I am deprived of viewing Mr. Leeza's towel clad body next to his post. Mrs. U
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       04-05-2015 22:35 PM
HT: a wonderful holiday weekend with family and food. All of the eggs were discovered by the grandkids {with help from the grand-dog} and 2 had boo-boos that required kisses.
learn from my mistakes, advice to single males
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > learn from my mistakes, advice to single males       04-05-2015 21:50 PM
Liam- Try not to act to as spastic as you have so far. Uriah
15 Things That Will Help Single Guys
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > 15 Things That Will Help Single Guys       04-05-2015 18:21 PM
AWESOME!! Whenever I come across an old forum post of Mr. Uriah's tucked away in one of these 2,000 + existing threads where SM's are seeking advice or voicing complaints, I try to copy/paste and keep them for future use, like now. *c/p """Folks, it isn't that difficult. Have a positive, friendly attitude. Don't have any expectations. It sets you up for failure. Make yourself available and remember that people have lives outside of swinging so they may not be able to play when it's convenient for you. Make friends with people, whether you want to play with them or not, because they may help you find opportunities you might not find by yourself. Don't be an asshole."" ***** REPOSTED BY MRS. URIAH
This site needs Tinder like app
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > This site needs Tinder like app       04-05-2015 00:31 AM
We don't have any public face pictures nor do we intend to have any. However, in an alternate universe if cropped pictures were ok and the site was programmed SUCCESSFULLY to act like that, the whole "no picture" problem could be resolved because profiles with no pictures would not be presented for a "swipe". Shelly
single male success takes 3 things
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > single male success takes 3 things       04-03-2015 21:34 PM
ATGB, I read his post not as a tantrum, but rather as an answer to your query re: British. It's hard to interpret "tone" in an online post, though his post was very brief, he just said that it was English not British. You are correct in that some residents of Northern Ireland and Scotland as well might be offended if they were referred to as English {even though it's the official language}. I have close family members that are citizens of England and use "Queen's English" in all of our communications, I suppose that's why I didn't bat an eyelash at the spelling of humor/humour, it's not foreign to me. I place more value on a sense of humor/humour than I do the variation of English it is spelled with. An impeccable profile is a requirement if one wants to meet people via online contact and a profile mistake can be easily edited. When meeting people in person at a m/g or club however there's only one chance for a good impression and people cannot rewind the clock to undo "stupid or careless". When one commits a faux pas, all they can do is apologise , then move forward. Shelly
Single males who block other single males
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > Single males who block other single males       04-03-2015 20:40 PM
bump, new single males reading these forum should not have SM blocked. You need to read the profiles of some of the longer term SM profiles and emulate some of their ways. Go read the thread about good times as SM too. Yall have fun!
learn from my mistakes, advice to single males
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > learn from my mistakes, advice to single males       04-03-2015 17:46 PM
Oh yea...I am not impliying that you are "blindly emailing" everybody either. I could be wrong, but I think you may have said earlier somehwere around here that you had sent out 20 or so emails to local couples. Believe it or not, you can be a successful SM without sending out emails.... Getting started is probably the hardest part, but you can make it a bit easier by exercising patience and taking advantage of the knowledge and experience of others. Shelly
learn from my mistakes, advice to single males
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > learn from my mistakes, advice to single males       04-03-2015 17:30 PM
Oh my..... Patience is not easy, I know. The best advice I can offer is that you need to abstain from emailing for a couple of days, and meet Mr. U (a former SM himself) for a beer at a local tavern to get some "in person" advice. In person advice is going to be much more beneficial for you, in my opinion. On a positive note, try to view your setbacks as a learning experience. Unlike the other posters here....(some of whom are more focused on your autocorrect). I've seen your pictures and will publicly attest that you are indeed a handsome young man who has great potential if you will only learn to exercise some patience. About the auto-correct thing, trying to attract the attention of desirable people strictly online requires a presentable looking profile that makes a good impression. However you are in the immediate vicinity of not 1 but 2 swing clubs that are SM friendly in Memphis. When you meet people in a live setting at the club--- they don't give a rat's ass about your profile content at that moment, but only care about how you look and conduct yourself in person. Remember, Liam...Before you act on a thought, STOP and think it through again.... because if something is a great idea right now, it will still be a great idea tomorrow. Shelly
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       04-03-2015 16:20 PM
Shelly's head usually "SPINS" around toward the sound of a zipper being pulled down,
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       04-03-2015 15:46 PM
PENIS, my favorite thing to play with.
Happy Easter
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Easter       04-03-2015 10:09 AM
I am "Mimi" to 3 at the moment but by June will have 4 of them age range: 5, 4, 3 and a newborn.
Get more complacent soon Tigg!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Get more complacent soon Tigg!       04-03-2015 09:26 AM
Dear Tigg, Goodenuff is over in the games thread baking you a cake {with a saw concealed in it}, while he slips you that cake, I'll pose as "Mrs. Tigg" and distract the Officer by offering to "share" your conjugal visits. Do you think 3 hours is enough time for you to escape? Shelly
Happy Easter
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Easter       04-03-2015 08:50 AM
Good Friday is not so solemn around this house, there's an adorable munchkin wanting her breakfast and her chocolate bunny. {Of course I'm gonna let her sneak a bite, it's my duty to spoil when MOM is away} Mrs. U
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       04-03-2015 08:22 AM
PASTE
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       04-02-2015 23:23 PM
The lovely Mrs. Scandal popped in before I could claim bliss, so instead I will say "BLESS everyone's heart" and good night y'all! Shelly