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Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       08-29-2015 09:41 AM
Bella Thorne
Deleting someone from a group
FORUMS > Suggestions > Website > Deleting someone from a group       08-29-2015 08:00 AM
Well what were the results? Mrs U
5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)       08-28-2015 23:38 PM
Some kinky peeps are not found right in NOLA but in neighboring areas....a caring friend is one that will SHARE. Mrs. U
5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)       08-27-2015 11:23 AM
Sounds like good advice from YEARS of experience.
Will Hackers steal SLS member data?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Will Hackers steal SLS member data?       08-26-2015 15:27 PM
It is indeed a very small world. Mrs. Uriah
5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)       08-26-2015 15:18 PM
good GOLLY miss MOLLY can I have some LOLLY too? Mrs U
Trump for President???
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Trump for President???       08-26-2015 09:19 AM
Mr. U loves the idea of Trump for President. Right now, I am still undecided between Ben Carson or The Donald. Mrs. U
Who is on your list
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Who is on your list       08-25-2015 12:26 PM
Definitely Joe Manganiello and Lenny Kravitz and maybe Alexander Skarsgard too. Pierce Brosnan {circa 10 years ago}. Sadly, two of my all time favorite "to do list" members were Patrick Swayze & John Kennedy, Jr. Mrs. U
5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)       08-24-2015 10:01 AM
Rugby, that is one sport where my knowledge of the rules is rather RUSTY but right now I only have time to open a DUSTY book and STUDY the rules and updated statutes applicable to my professional training. Sadly, it's all work and no play with any STUDS for today. Mrs. U
How secure is this site?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How secure is this site?       08-23-2015 19:24 PM
You are more likely to get a response if you pose your question in the forum called "WEBSITE" which is a few lines down below the "open forum" . You are not the first person to raise a concern about the site's security in light of recent events, there is probably a topic already posted there.
Latest received or given Pussy Licking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Latest received or given Pussy Licking       08-23-2015 11:35 AM
While I respect an individual's preference for what they opt to call something {AND I expect the same courtesy}; my thought is that the definition of "classy" probably does not include posting publicly about the frequency of one's {insert your name choice} lickings in a forum thread titled and dedicated to "Pussy Lickings." FYI: I just bumped a very old forum thread called something like "names for hers" and it's dedicated to / filled with alternative names for vaginas. Some of those names make "pussy" sound prim and proper in comparison. @Scamp, I regularly suck cock, dick and penis. {"pee pee" brings to mind potty training, not blow jobs.lol} ;-) Mrs. Uriah
how many names for hers
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > how many names for hers       08-23-2015 11:01 AM
An oldie but goodie.
What will yours say?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > What will yours say?       08-23-2015 00:35 AM
Good night, xoxoxo
5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)       08-22-2015 22:51 PM
On the non-automotive equipment, they should STRUM it like the strings of a guitar.
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       08-22-2015 22:09 PM
HT: A very productive afternoon of studying for a career exam. Now I'm tucked into my queen sized bed, reading forum while revising profile and deleting pictures I wouldn't want to get leaked somewhere and contemplating what I want to do tomorrow, if weather permits. Mrs. U
Ashley Madison hacked
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Ashley Madison hacked       08-21-2015 20:10 PM
Deletion of diasagreeable information may render it temporarily invisible, but it's probably not gone forever. Mrs U
Whats up with that Natasha accounts
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Whats up with that Natasha accounts       08-20-2015 09:43 AM
Spam.
5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)       08-19-2015 23:54 PM
A vegetable PALES in comparison to the luscious fruits I like to snack on after waking from my SLEEP each day. Mrs. U
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       08-19-2015 00:58 AM
Aweee Kibbie, there's always some extra room in our bed for you and in my new "girl's night out" hangout group on Wednesdays. HT: new job, new friendships, opportunities for some new adventure (non-swinging too). Shell
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       08-18-2015 22:58 PM
It seems to be about time to pass this TORCH on.
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       08-18-2015 18:16 PM
Pike
Bedroom SuperHero Name
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Bedroom SuperHero Name       08-13-2015 12:10 PM
Oh yes, I like that! Since I am already named, {and I like my superhero name too} so next poster nickname MR U. SCAMP with such quick pursuit of his playmates uh hutch mate, should be called "The Flash" WonderWoman;)
Bedroom SuperHero Name
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Bedroom SuperHero Name       08-13-2015 11:28 AM
Hehehe, you first. Mrs. U
Not getting much interest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Not getting much interest       08-13-2015 11:20 AM
Gross! {that *fetish* is not in this couple's bag of swinging preferences}. Mrs. U
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       08-11-2015 22:23 PM
Ahem, I've filmed more than a few clips too.....it's kind of fun being behind the camera(phone). Shelly;-)
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       08-11-2015 15:18 PM
Amateur home-made porn or at least what we have seen/filmed is far superior to the professionally produced porn out today.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       08-11-2015 11:13 AM
"Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes; but no plans." -- Peter Drucker Mrs. Uriah
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       08-09-2015 18:09 PM
Hehehe I'll bet it SUCKS (not) to be Currentrider and squeezed in between Kibbles and Marriedcouple. Mrs. U {Grin}
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       08-07-2015 19:16 PM
Alas my dear Mr. A, I cannot STEER her hotness your way as the pair are no longer actively swinging. Mrs. U
Fucking Friday
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Fucking Friday       08-07-2015 19:02 PM
Thank you KJ, hope you have a fucking fun filled vacation! Amen, sisters....this fucking Friday is a whole fucking lot better than last fucking Friday. Cheers! Y'all having a fucking fabulous weekend too. SB & Uriah
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       08-06-2015 13:19 PM
As we grow older and wiser, we begin to realize what we need and what we need to leave behind. Sometimes walking away is a step forward. Mrs. Uriah
King or Queen Beds
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > King or Queen Beds       08-06-2015 13:04 PM
I downsized to a queen bed 4 years ago, it's just right for the Uriah's needs. Shelly
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       08-06-2015 11:06 AM
A shock from a TASER might be enough to TEASE some young'ns to get off their SEATS, quickly dry their TEARS and focus their STARE away from the video game and on their homework......at least according to the RANTS of a friend of mine, that is ready for school to START and whose name I shall not STATE in this non-vanilla place. Mrs. Uriah {usually non-verbose} ;)
How well do you know your forum fellow poster
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > How well do you know your forum fellow poster       08-05-2015 20:26 PM
pretty darn well, she's seen me bare-assed a time or two (she even made me a piece or two of some fine underwear) Mrs. U
One word that describes you
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > One word that describes you       08-04-2015 23:54 PM
Satisfied. {Mr. U read my FF rant and ate his wheaties & vitamins while I was out of town this past week. Reunion sex is the bomb! } Mrs. U
Disrespected?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Disrespected?       08-03-2015 16:03 PM
Send a bill for the professional services rendered by your husband to repair their A/C unit. Any future communication should deal only with the business transaction. {Act like you never saw them naked} As far as feeling "disrespected" by others....it probably won't be the last time you will feel that way. If you let the shenanigans of others get under your skin, you will never be able to have any fun. There's a saying, "you have no control over the actions of others, you can only control your reactions." Like the others say: shrug it off, learn from it and just move on. Mrs. U
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       07-31-2015 09:16 AM
HT: getting to spend a chunk of time with my newest grandbaby. Mrs. U
Fucking Friday
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Fucking Friday       07-31-2015 08:53 AM
Finally, it's fucking Friday. The fucking end of a very fucked up week for me (Mrs Uriah) that began with fucking expensive vehicle repairs and included really fucking fucked up interactions with a local fucking beaurocrat who is probably a fucktard and now I get to deal with her fucking ass superiors at the next fucking level of fucking governmental beaurocracy, a fucking semi-emergency trip back to my fucking home town because of fucking illness and here at almost thefucking week's end on fucking Friday....it's a perfect fucking day for a fucking funeral of a very fine and very old gentleman. Big fucking sigh.....I am seriously fucking hoping that I don't end up at the fucking hospital myself with fucking heatstroke since we are currrently suffering a fucking 19 or 20 day record of over 95 temp W/indexes of 100+ Fucking degrees where I am now. BTW, I'll fucking agree that these fucking forums are lacking something.... I always enjoyed the fucking flirtation back and forth and the sports rivalry thing but not the mean ass sniping and fighting. For those who wanna fucking fight online, it's more fun to join a fucking kickboxing group (or martial arts class) and kick some serious fucking ass there. My final fucking Friday rant is that it's fucking Friday and I ain't had any fucking this week and won't be getting any fucking til I get back to fucking TN. Mr. Uriah better be eating his fucking Wheaties. Peace y'all, Happy Fucking Friday! Mrs. Uriah
Overnight MFM's
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Overnight MFM's       07-25-2015 10:14 AM
Mmm, an all night long "stuffed Shelly" sandwich sounds delicious... as long as the "extra" male playmate is one I'm comfy with for overnight funtime. Mrs. U. {aka Shelly}
Pregnant
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Pregnant       07-25-2015 09:28 AM
Not that my then spouse complained, but all of the P-hormones made me hornier than ever during both of mine, so I can relate to your increased libido during this time. I personally wouldn't have considered swinging during my own pregnancies, but you are an adult and can fuck as you please.
How important are certs?
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Finding Playmates > How important are certs?       07-22-2015 00:45 AM
OP, as far as a cert goes, alot of people opt to have only 1 or 2 from people such as "hosts of the party" or club owners to merely certify their profile as being "real people" and not some loser sitting at home jacking off with his fake couple profile. Mrs. U
How important are certs?
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Finding Playmates > How important are certs?       07-21-2015 09:25 AM
Welcome to the forum! If you are curious about previous certs related threads, all you need to do is type "certs" {without the quotes} into the search box at the top of this page {between "user preferences" and "?help" and you will have 500 comment offerings with a link back to the thread to peruse. Your 20% response record sounds like the average response to random emailing, some couples have reported here that they are never answered. We actually prefer to meet other couples at events, house parties or the local swing club. Mrs. Uriah
Who pays for room
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Who pays for room       07-18-2015 09:19 AM
A few reasons for hotel play include: 1. Safety: I was once a SF {living in a much smaller town} and I didn't want SM's or couples knowing where I lived-- until I knew them much better and determined they were not Jeckyll/Hyde or stalker types. 2. Others: room mates, kids or parents. For ex: my octogenarian parent would not have understood had I brought multiple guys home for an MFMM....neither would my grown kids had they noticed a strange car in my driveway when they drive by. 3. Naughty factor: (for lack of a better word) it makes an evening more of "fantasy experience" because you are not in your normal home environment but at a clandestine hotel meet, free to leave at your whim and return to normal. Mrs. Uriah
Trump for President???
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Trump for President???       07-17-2015 17:27 PM
Donald Trump is the refreshing breath of hope, optimism, and practicality that we have been missing in our society. He is our only chance to stop our current slide toward the tyranny of socialism. He has my vote. Mr. Uriah (the "Free Thinker")
jealousy
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > jealousy       07-17-2015 11:07 AM
Feeling nervous or unsure is understandable when you are first exploring activities that society considers morally repugnant. Before you start, you both should be "secure" and confident in your relationship with each other, whether marriage or committed relationship. If your relationship isn't already a strong one with open/honest communication and respect, swinging won't improve it and could be the end of it. I strongly encourage you to reac some more of the topics in the threesome and swinger advice forums for additional advice. There have been many husbands and even some wives seeking advice when their partner got carried away and was overly "involved" with one of the playmates. It's much easier to learn from other people's mistakes than to learn the hard way. Mrs. U
Fucking Friday
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Fucking Friday       07-17-2015 07:34 AM
Fucking Friday already. Fucking awesome!!
Help please. Mfm issue
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Help please. Mfm issue       07-16-2015 17:59 PM
"The more fun I have the more turned on he gets. It's not just the "show" he enjoys it's also the fact that I'm his to share and that at the end of the night it's just the two of us" I'll second what Rabbit said.......and add that I have a collection of pictures from some of our functions that document the "increased level" of Mr. U's interest afterward. :) Mrs. U
Help please. Mfm issue
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Help please. Mfm issue       07-16-2015 17:50 PM
While you can't adjust your dick size without surgery, you can adjust your perception a bit. What you are referring to as "sloppy seconds" is what Mr. Uriah and a few other gents call "reclaiming" their territory. We believe the eroticism of having additional sex partners is that you are getting something "different". If you choose to limit yourself to fucking something like you already have at home, why bother. Mrs. Uriah
jealousy
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > jealousy       07-15-2015 23:15 PM
"Neither of us like seeing each other with someone else" If you feel that way, what in the world makes you think you will enjoy swinging, threesomes, swapping and all things non-monogamy? Mrs. Uriah
Who pays for room
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Who pays for room       07-14-2015 09:19 AM
@Tigg and Yourluvrm, Two of my favorites :-) Shelly
Public Meeting - Behavior
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > First Contact > Public Meeting - Behavior       07-14-2015 09:05 AM
There isn't anything wrong with what you are doing, it just isn't our style. If I meet you through vanilla social media, the topics of conversation will begin in the realm of vanilla and very likely remain there. If I meet you through a sex site, {where people are seeking sexual friendships} then the 1st meeting and conversation will definitely include topics of a sexual nature and contain "lifestyle" related exchange of information or there will be no 2nd meeting scheduled with us. For example, some of the things I like to know on a first meet n greet include.... 1. reason for joining the site / how they got started, 2. Inspiration for any unique profile names, 3. views on "safer" sex, 4. what are they looking for / specific fantasies, and 5. the "no no" list of unacceptable things-- You may consider those topics "too graphic" for a first meeting, but I don't. What I would dislike more is exchanging other personal information re: career, kids, grandkids etc under the guise of "getting to know" a couple one evening and then on a 2nd evening finding out we have conflicting views on a sexual matter. Mrs. U
What if you want it all?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > What if you want it all?       07-14-2015 00:10 AM
I/we have always had fun at Colette's...particularly in the big round bed fucking like rabbits for the voyeurs watching through the windows. Sigh, my panties just got a little wet from the memory. For a gang bang or some other fantasies though, Friday night is your best chance as it's when Single Males are allowed to come party there. Mrs. Uriah
Expectations of some single males
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Expectations of some single males       07-12-2015 00:14 AM
Explorally, Yes, that's why we have a paragraph in our profile informing single males {females} of how we handle things. We prefer hotel play anyway. Mrs. U
Who pays for room
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Who pays for room       07-11-2015 11:44 AM
I'm bored with this argument.... The real truth is that whoever wants to fuck the most will probably end up paying for it. If you have to debate about it, you should probably shut up and go home and fuck yourself. Mrs. Uriah
Whats the best way to pick up women for a 3some
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Whats the best way to pick up women for a 3some       07-11-2015 11:38 AM
LR-- swing on over on that Harley anytime, you can help me figure out how to do the wrap/tie thing on that cute sundress I bought last trip down......I lost the instructions that came with it:( Mrs. U
Expectations of some single males
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Expectations of some single males       07-11-2015 11:31 AM
OP, that's how we do it also. Mr. U was a very successful SM himself for a long time and organized group events for lady/couple friends of his. He insists on meeting any single males in public for a beverage first. It's his litmus test for determining if a SM is serious or just fulll of BS. Mrs. Uriah
What the hell are you doing up so early
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What the hell are you doing up so early       07-11-2015 10:00 AM
{YAWN}. I was still awake at 2:00 AM because of some neighbor's {from about a mile down the road} having a party with a very loud mariachi type band. If they were gonna interfere with my sleep, they should have invited us
Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls       07-10-2015 10:08 AM
I'd only be suspicious if someone can never ever meet, greet and play except in daytime.........unless they work a night shift somewhere. When I was a SF I had only one evening a week {usually Fri} that was designated "playtime." I would often meet /greet for a lunch/coffee during the day. Meeting during a lunch break ensured that: (i) since I only had 1 1/2 hour, I didn't have to figure out a way to exit quickly; and (ii) my only "play night" wouldn't be wasted because we'd have already met and established the existence of some chemistry. Mrs. U
Whats the best way to pick up women for a 3some
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Whats the best way to pick up women for a 3some       07-08-2015 19:42 PM
"Topic: Whats the best way to pick up women for a 3some" It might be fun to get picked up in a convertible or a harley-davidson. Mrs. U
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       07-07-2015 23:11 PM
Manson
15 Things That Will Help Single Wimmin
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > 15 Things That Will Help Single Wimmin       07-07-2015 23:06 PM
there's 3 things I always tell my new SF buddies...... what number we on, 19?? 19. meet n greet in a public venue and be on time 20. carry your own supply of condoms (in a variety of sizes too), favorite lube and baby wipes. 21. when dealing with a couple, don't try to get "alone time" with one of them behind the other's back----- that's just classless and it's the one thing guaranteed to piss me (or Mr. U) off. Mrs. Uriah. ;-)
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       07-07-2015 13:48 PM
HT: I will sleep better tonight. :-) Mrs. U
Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls       07-07-2015 13:41 PM
@bldo, Relax, you are just suffering from the same fate as the rest of the SLS community with "hot" photogenic qualities of SLS. Dumbasses that look no further than a picture and email you without even glancing at your stats or profile content. Mrs. U
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       07-06-2015 23:24 PM
I often DELAY posting in controversial threads while waiting {sometimes in vain} for a RELAY of important or interesting information. The entertainment found in some of these threads is kind of a fun way to RELAX! Mrs. U
Who pays for room
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Who pays for room       07-06-2015 22:53 PM
Nah, the bull should host the cuckhold couple in his house....but let the husband sleep with the dog.
The morning news anything worth conversing about
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The morning news anything worth conversing about       07-06-2015 22:11 PM
@BLT: of course they do, that's the whole point. Mrs. U
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       07-06-2015 18:43 PM
HT: it quit raining finally and grass dried enough to mow, plus it's cooled down a bit too. :-)
The morning news anything worth conversing about
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The morning news anything worth conversing about       07-06-2015 18:35 PM
Two North Mississippi ladies are celebrating the news that same-sex marriage is legal in the country by divorcing. Seems they were married in California a few years ago and now they wish to dissolve their union in the state they reside. Mrs. U
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       07-05-2015 19:55 PM
Greg Kihn Band --- "For all the right reasons"
Where is the Unicorn Utopia?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Where is the Unicorn Utopia?       07-05-2015 10:43 AM
During the three years we've been together, we've met 9 SF's via an initial SLS contact. A mix of LS newbies and travelers here for vacation/business. Even though some moved away or just moved on from the LS, I/we remain in contact with 5 of the ladies and have future fun plans with 3 of them Our current "unicorn" {as she calls herself} will attest that we are not "possessive" of our playmates, she is looking forward to her first house-party as the date of a SM friend that we introduced her to. Naturally it's a problem of supply vs demand anyway, but I think the fun sane SF's are more receptive to profiles / communication that reek of fun people offering mutual NSA relationship(s) not those that reek of "desperately seeking our personal unicorn". Personally, with all of the "she's hot, he's not" couples and vice versa, it 's more challenging to meet a couple 1-1 from SLS contact. Unless a "home-run" couple lands in our inbox, we meet/greet couples on one of our increasingly rare trips to the local club, a house party or meet n greet event. Mrs. U {former sane SF too}
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       07-04-2015 12:03 PM
Just thought I'd peek in while enjoying my favorite caramel LATTE this morning. Hope everyone has a safe holiday weekend. Catch y'all LATER! S & U
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       07-02-2015 22:22 PM
Pandora is playing::: Eric Clapton - You look wonderful tonight Mrs U
So, whatcha drinking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > So, whatcha drinking       07-02-2015 22:19 PM
Michelob Ultra -- poolside with new girlfriend {Nobody ever hears us complain about a shortage of unicorns}. Mrs Uriah
Discrete married vs single guy(s)
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Discrete married vs single guy(s)       06-30-2015 12:31 PM
Discretion is an individual characteristic, certainly not a label remotely applicable to any one group of people over another. Regarding STD's, however you choose to mitigate your risks is your business. I just think it's unwise to make such asinine assumptions about one group of people being "safer" than another. Everybody swings at their own risk. Mrs. U
Too much swinging not enough romance
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Too much swinging not enough romance       06-30-2015 09:58 AM
1. To delete a profile, go to the "Tools" menu, under "extras" choose "Delete Profile". You would contact C/S if you decide to quit playing, remove your pictures and turn him into a "Single Male" profile as defined by SLS. 2. I would discreetly meet with a divorce attorney to discuss your options/rights regarding children, property, finances and your joint business. Because, You've been swinging 8+ years, attempted counseling, the marriage isn't "fixed" yet and you are still unhappy. Ask yourself exactly what are you waiting for and is it worth sacrificing any more "years" of your life to continue waiting? Sorry to be blunt, (learned from my first marriage) I am not a believer in the theory of staying unhappily married for the kid's sake or your business profits either. Kids aren't oblivious to a negative environment and figuring out an equitable division of business and other assets may be complicated, but it can be done with effective legal counsel. Find yourself a good attorney. Mrs. Uriah
The morning news anything worth conversing about
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The morning news anything worth conversing about       06-30-2015 07:51 AM
Just tuned in my morning news to hear that Obama is traveling to TN. He will be in Nashville though NOT Memphis. :-) Shelly
How can I see msg history?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > How can I see msg history?       06-28-2015 21:27 PM
You can do 2 things to make your life easier: 1. Select "view profile" and in the top right corner of their profile screen you will see an "envelope" icon. If that envelope is a bright yellow you can click it and read your previous mails. 2. While you are viewing the profile, you can utilize the "notes" option to type a "note" that will be viewable only to you while you are searching. You could add a note each time you send email if you wanted or just notate profiles with your comments. -Mrs U
She wants me to set it up but doesn't!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > She wants me to set it up but doesn't!       06-28-2015 20:37 PM
In that case she isn't really 200% down for it. Next time she {without any encouragement from you} "asks" you to set something up, tell her to pick the couple or help compose the email. PS: a couple profile with only a male picture is suspect. Put pictures of both of you on there if you are a couple. Mrs. U
One word that describes you
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > One word that describes you       06-28-2015 13:27 PM
Sore
How's the Weather Out There
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How's the Weather Out There       06-28-2015 09:15 AM
sunny and high will be 82. I'll be working on tan lines by the pool w/a girlfriend this afternoon.
Women and Testosterone
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Women and Testosterone       06-28-2015 09:06 AM
My HRT was a prescribed combination of estrogen/tetosterone. I tried several forms, including a cream that was applied to my inner thigh area, but with unsatisfactory results. The one that worked best for me was the insertion of the estrogen & testosterone pellets just under my abdominal skin (2-3 times a year). My gripe is that my PRE- Affordable Healthcare Act insurance coverage paid ALL but apx $80.00 of the treatment cost including the pellets. Now the AHA insurance only pays apx $106.00 of the doctor's cost to insert the pellets and 0 for the pellets themselves, which sucks. Mrs. U
SLS Crush/Forum Crush?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > SLS Crush/Forum Crush?       06-28-2015 08:37 AM
We have a "lust list" including some posters in this thread. Mrs U
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       06-28-2015 08:21 AM
Advice is what you ask for when you already know the answer but wish you didn't.
Cruise vs Resorts
FORUMS > Travel, Clubs and Resorts > Travel > Cruise vs Resorts       06-26-2015 20:23 PM
We don't do the lifestyle destinations but I will inbox you the name of a local swinger friend who has done some lifestyle travel and may be able to help you. Welcome to the forum, by the way! Shelly
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       06-26-2015 09:43 AM
"Want to Want Me" by Jason Derulo is really resonating with me this morning. :-) Shelly
Body Hair
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Body Hair       06-26-2015 07:45 AM
To each their own. A "rug" on the back or a "forest" around cock and balls are turn-offs to me. However, I do like to run my fingers through a bit of hair on a well-defined chest. Mrs U
4 letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 4 letter word game       06-26-2015 07:21 AM
RAGE **Note: since OP is gone, I'll post the game rules. (1) See the previous poster's 4-letter word (2) Substitute only 1 of those letters with another letter of your choice to create a new 4-letter word. OR (3) Rearrange the existing letters to form a new word. PS: If you can make multiple words or sentences, go for it! Mrs U
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       06-26-2015 07:08 AM
I think I last saw PG in another thread discussing the recent absence of Prince Albert from within her WALLS. Shelly
Bumper Stickers
FORUMS > General Discussions > Jokes and Funnies > Bumper Stickers       06-26-2015 00:33 AM
Mrs. U's bumper sticker says: Ban idiots, not guns. Mr. U's bumper sticker says: Buck Ofama.
Im in love with Milfs
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Im in love with Milfs       06-24-2015 10:24 AM
Guess he didn't see my question about condoms.....I was just wondering about all that uncut frictionless "gliding". My uncut experiences were a few years ago but I do remember that I really couldn't tell the difference from a cut penis during penetration likely because they wore a condom. Now when giving a BJ, it is really noticeable. Mrs. Uriah
Im in love with Milfs
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Im in love with Milfs       06-24-2015 09:54 AM
While you're deflating those pecs, is something else inflating? Mrs. U aka Shelly;)
Im in love with Milfs
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Im in love with Milfs       06-24-2015 09:28 AM
@manny, Do you practice safer sex by wearing condoms? Mrs. U
What about GILFs???
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What about GILFs???       06-24-2015 09:20 AM
"Everyone loves a MILF, but who loves a GILF?" Can't speak for everyone, but Mr. Uriah seems real interested. JW, isn't a GILF just a really hot Super MILF anyway. Mrs. Uriah {a G of 4}
BBC is a myth
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > BBC is a myth       06-23-2015 21:53 PM
Myth or not, I just don't like braggarts and my dislike of them is an equal opportunity feeling. Mrs. Uriah
Im in love with Milfs
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Im in love with Milfs       06-23-2015 21:14 PM
Hung Manny welcome to the forum, I'm gonna repost those dick statistics from your profile. *C&P begin* 1% of men worldwide have a penis measuring longer than 8¾ inches 3% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 7¾ to 8¾ inches 11% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 7 to 7¾ inches 19% of men worldwide have a penis measuring 6¼ to 7 inches *C&P end* I've experienced a few of the 1% group myself (a couple of uncuts too) and I gotta say I like the 11% group of men on a regular basis. But to each their own, hope you find lots of horny milfs to fuck. Oh yea, the phrase you are looking for in reference to a curvier lady is: *The softer the cushion, the harder the pushin'* Mrs. Uriah
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       06-21-2015 22:25 PM
Mrs. Leeza LEADS the line around here for sexy women who have expressed an interest in the GB, so I don't think Mr. Leeza will object to being the recipient of a females only one for himself. Mrs. Uriah
DP and assigning holes
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > DP and assigning holes       06-19-2015 23:05 PM
OP, the hubby assigned you the anus because he wants to see her come apart and be the one in her pussy to feel her when she comes apart. Mrs. U
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       06-19-2015 16:31 PM
Hawgs
What's for Breakfast
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Breakfast       06-19-2015 07:39 AM
Fresh blueberries and yogurt. {Could have been a smoothie, but somebody forgot to bring her blender}
Suggestions on What to Bring to First Encounter
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Suggestions on What to Bring to First Encounter       06-18-2015 14:42 PM
While people that are polite, considerate and well-mannered are a pleasure to socialize with, people that are ill-mannered, crude and boorish are not. Intelligent people recognize the difference. Shelly