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5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       09-30-2014 11:54 AM
I bet that urping on stage during a dance competition PENDS the performance til clean up is done.
Post one random fact about yourselves
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Post one random fact about yourselves       09-30-2014 11:47 AM
SweetCoCo, SF's don't necessarily have to bare all in their public pictorial gallery. Take a look at "kibblesnbits" SF profile pictures. (My personal fave is the "candy ass" picture) several of the forum dudes drool over her pictures regularly. RF: My eyes are blue. Shelly
Bodybuilding Christian Swingers Start Sex Website
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bodybuilding Christian Swingers Start Sex Website       09-30-2014 11:27 AM
How about, "oh my God" they've turned it into a family business. An adult daughter helps run the sex site. The daughter states she is currently not involved in the lifestyle, she just works with her Mom. Shelly
Single males who block other single males
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > Single males who block other single males       09-30-2014 10:05 AM
Your profile looks fine to me.. and it appears that Mr. U opened some personal picture galleries this morning. He'll be back online later to tend to the inbox:) Too bad my one of my sf friends moved away.... unless your travels take you to Anchorage, AK? Shelly
The whole HWP matter
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > First Contact > The whole HWP matter       09-29-2014 23:50 PM
I kinda like "Hard Warm Penis" and "Hot Wet Pussy" definitions, preferably together. Shelly
Bobby Memoires
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bobby Memoires       09-29-2014 23:38 PM
For all things Bobby...
Single males who block other single males
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > Single males who block other single males       09-29-2014 22:35 PM
IDK Nic@night, CA may just be visiting in the Memphis area for work....and I am outside his age preference by a few years :( CA may not realize that to unblock group of people it's done not only on the Tools: Privacy Options but in the preferences, when it ask if you are interested in meeting couples {DEFINITELY} FEMALES {DEFINITELY} and when asked about Males....you have to at least say (MAYBE or ALITTLE) otherwise it blocks them. Mrs. Uriah {Shelly}
Single males who block other single males
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > Single males who block other single males       09-29-2014 21:55 PM
Hmm, Germantown Mrs. U.
Off site motel party - PHX, AZ area
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Off site motel party - PHX, AZ area       09-29-2014 15:35 PM
I think they should "click" on the "groups" tab on the main menu and "create" their own SLS group. Read profiles of individuals in their area and "invite" select couples that meet their criteria to join their group. That way they can post their own events viewable in their group's page about meet n greets or group dinners in the private rooms of area restaurants / casino or other venues where they can commit flirtitude and sexiness. Shelly
Help!!
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Help!!       09-29-2014 15:25 PM
Sorry but the answer about SF's looking for basically 1 couple to date is NOT LIKELY. I am going to be very direct with you on this topic as I have been in that SF's place before. Whenever a COUPLE or a SM gets clingy and pouts because a SF has a date with another couple or SM ..any SANE SF should consider that "drama" and will either have a conversation with you regarding boundaries or if she really wants to avoid drama -- just move on to the next couple. It possibly could be different for you if the SF is as attached as you and she "misses you". Give her an opportunity to miss you and IF SHE contacts you again, go S-L-O-W and remember that her time spent away from you is NONE of your business. If you are unable to check the insecurity and jealousy issues....you will only become more sad. :(
Double vaginal: Bisexual or straight?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Double vaginal: Bisexual or straight?       09-29-2014 13:54 PM
@OP, The next time you get lost at LAX, hop a plane eastbound;) Shelly
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       09-29-2014 12:06 PM
HT: great way to start the week with Monday morning Mother-Daughter spa pedicures. Shelly {daughter}
Past drama
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Past drama       09-29-2014 01:19 AM
Your scenario sounded very familiar, I'm guessing this is the same couple you posted about and "blocked" several months ago. Blocking them online doesn't eliminate dealing with them socially. I would rsvp at future parties on the last day possible and then go enjoy the party. If they attempt to cause trouble....ignore them or let the host handle it. Nobody likes a trouble-maker or idiots that can't take no for an answer.
Amazing Fuck
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Amazing Fuck       09-28-2014 17:46 PM
Ditto. xoxoxox Mr. Uriah
Muscular
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > Muscular       09-28-2014 14:49 PM
We both prefer toned muscles to flab. Mr. U's muscle tone is far superior to mine, but apparently I have some other attributes that make up for the fact I am not quite as ripped. But I'm working on it:) Shelly
Just three words
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Just three words       09-28-2014 14:42 PM
Ipad battery dead.
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       09-28-2014 14:40 PM
Observant
Amazing Fuck
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Amazing Fuck       09-28-2014 14:34 PM
With the OP missing... I'll just add that an "Amazing Fuck" for me also is not defined by time limits, but rather how it makes me feel. Considering that we are sometimes apart for up to 2 weeks.... the first "hello sex" of the weekend is sometimes barely 30 minutes...but it's always an "amazing fuck." Shelly
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       09-28-2014 13:47 PM
HT: Lots of time spent with kiddos and grands this weekend and it was perfect weather for our outdoor activities.
What are you wearing
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What are you wearing       09-28-2014 13:39 PM
Indeed, I will wear my favorite swimming attire too....SPF and sunglasses.:) Shelly xoxo
What are you wearing
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What are you wearing       09-28-2014 13:00 PM
CC are you at the same pool where we last saw each other?
Old Tag Lines
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Old Tag Lines       09-28-2014 12:04 PM
The reality is that swingers need to "market" themselves in a way to attract those they seek to play with.....if they are seriously wanting to add some sexual lagniappe to their life anyway. Advertising for playmates 101. The "SEARCH" results do not reveal any profile content, but only show a "snapshot" of other's profile info: 1) tagline 2) default picture and 3) stats re: h/w and sex orientation. They should be kept current and interesting to attract potential matches to your profile. To anyone reading this: If you have boring or expired /out of date taglines, NO default pic and 0's or 99's for your stat's -- what's attractive about that? It's like going fishing without baiting your hook. Mrs. U
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       09-26-2014 10:51 AM
Damn.....at least there wasn't an avalanche involved too. Glad you're ok Jaycee. S
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       09-26-2014 10:24 AM
Cool
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       09-26-2014 10:22 AM
I need to find my golf clubs and get READY to demonstrate my putting for Mr. Leeza.
Kudos posts that are worth sharing
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Kudos posts that are worth sharing       09-26-2014 10:15 AM
"there is only one rule in this lifestyle that guarantees EVENTUAL success........not tonight success, perhaps not next week success, but EVENTUAL success..........and that is..........people are attracted to (and fuck) folks who are having genuine FUN for fun's sake." last lines of post by Rx9 over in 3-some thread. Mrs. U
what do we do
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > what do we do       09-25-2014 15:54 PM
well then.... Hotty Toddy, Gosh Almighty
Do you mind when you get a compliment - or,
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Do you mind when you get a compliment - or,       09-25-2014 15:52 PM
Ditto to what she said. Shelly
Racial Preferences
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Racial Preferences       09-25-2014 15:37 PM
Well whether they be peckers, morons or beavers they just some legitmate party info courtesy of a good neighbor from M'isip, they can do whatever they want to with it. OT: my racial preference is definitely for the Indy series. I like'em fast! Shelly
Vs
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Vs       09-25-2014 15:26 PM
I prefer the regular tie....it does provide me something to grab onto if I am in a mood to grab onto something. (In Mr. Leeza's case though -- the bow tie is stunning with the tux) Regular ties vs Bow tie or Bolo
what do we do
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > what do we do       09-25-2014 14:19 PM
Layedback, If you are serious about exploring with other people, click on the clubs/events section of this website and check out some of the various swing clubs and parties. I know there is a group or 2 in the general Little Rock area that sometimes have house parties. If you don't want to be active too close to home, you could take a weekend trip to Memphis to check out either Club Genesis or the Xchange Club on Saturday night or go down to Shreveport, LA for weekend fun at the Chateau club. All of these clubs are swinger clubs and have links to them from the Clubs link of the SLS home page. Good luck, Mrs. Uriah
what do we do
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > what do we do       09-25-2014 14:11 PM
You asked, so here is how it works for us when we are contacted by a fictional profile named "Bubba & Mary Ann". Step 1. I get an email from "Bubba and Mary Ann" and Surprise, Surprise...they want to get naked, have sex, swap wives....whatever. Step 2. I go to their profile to read about them and look at pictures because if I am gonna fuck somebody....looks are very important to me. Step 3. I see a picture of Mary Ann's butt or boobs. Mary Ann seems to be as cute as a bug in a rug and all that and oh boy is MR. URIAH is gonna be tickled pink at the thought of getting it on when he sees Mary Ann's bodacious bootie and boob pictures. Step 4. But Wait a Minute...Where or where is a picture of "Bubba"? What does Bubba personally have to offer another man's wife or girlfriend? Step 5. I reply back telling Bubba and Mary Ann that we aren't looking for people who don't have pictures of BOTH partners. You can call it "wife swapping"...but WE are in this for our MUTUAL pleasure, so BOTH of us have got to be satisfied with the playmates we choose. MRS. URIAH
Post one random fact about yourselves
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Post one random fact about yourselves       09-25-2014 13:00 PM
Good luck in your search for HER! We don't seek or encourage quite that level of "intimacy" in our lifestyle connections. Over the years there have been a few connections that I/we clicked with extremely well both sexually and on a personal friendship level - but NOT in a romantic or polyamorous way. RF: As a SF, I was content "borrowing" somebody else's husband (and preferably in her presence too) for a short time to take care of some physical needs and then return to my regular life sans any complicated feelings. {Sounds like the "traditional" male attitude towards sex -- that a loving Dad once warned me about} Shelly
Cream Pie
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Cream Pie       09-25-2014 12:18 PM
The only cream pie I like is the kind that has blueberries, strawberries or rasberries to top off the cream cheese filling. Shelly
TV Shows
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > TV Shows       09-24-2014 20:27 PM
GOTHAM - encore episode to be aired Friday night on Fox for those of you who missed it. Shelly
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       09-24-2014 18:46 PM
Happy Anniversary Smoothes! here's a great anniversary song called "Let's Stay Together" ~~ Al Green Shelly
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       09-24-2014 12:12 PM
HT: Even when surrounded by life's bitches, I can always find something to be happy or at least positive about. :) Another HT: A sweet little girl joined our family this week; not my grandchild, but a relative's first that I am excited with. One of my favorite things is a sloppy kiss and "I wuvs you Mimi", and just remembering my last one always makes me happy. Shelly
Maybe it is time for a new government agency?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Maybe it is time for a new government agency?       09-24-2014 11:07 AM
Research BobbiBlame's posts and I'll bet you will see support for the Economic Stimuli that was funded by about 25% of the current $17 million national debt. I would do it, but I have better things to do. Mr. Uriah
On the word 'slut'
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > On the word 'slut'       09-23-2014 15:32 PM
I remember an exchange with Mr. U a couple of years ago about the term "slut"...it was after our first "swing" outing together. Him: well you are a slut for sure Me: Really? Him: oh yea, but definitely the most well-adjusted slut I've ever met. Me: I'd say we're a pair of well-adjusted sluts then, don't ya think? Shelly
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       09-23-2014 14:37 PM
IDK, I will go camping as long as it doesn't involve sleeping in a tent with no A/C in summertime. Shelly
22, 32, 42 and so on .
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > 22, 32, 42 and so on .       09-22-2014 17:49 PM
Oldest sex partner was 16 years older than me and youngest was 24 years younger. My preference is for the 40-55 crowd. Mrs U
2nd trial begins for man who shot a teenager over loud music
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > 2nd trial begins for man who shot a teenager over loud music       09-22-2014 16:13 PM
If the suspect and the victim fit the appropriate ethnic requirements, it will become a political topic. Mr. Uriah
time?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > time?       09-22-2014 15:48 PM
Welcome to the forum ladies! While there are plenty of couples that incorporate alot of party time and socializing activities {camping, traveling, riding motorcycles, etc) along with the "playtime" and spend whole nights or weekends in the company of their swing friends...that's not us, usually anyway. We are the couple that goes to a house party, club or event and will spend a short time meeting/greeting and socializing with new people, but we proceed to the play areas soon. Length of time spent with someone could be 2 hours or 6, it depends on the individuals involved. We are also like Cinderella...ready to leave at midnight....that might be a bit boring to some folks. Shelly
Wayne's an evil genius
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Wayne's an evil genius       09-22-2014 15:13 PM
Should I complain to my surgeon about the new lens already? I see no chaos...yet, anyway. Shelly
Breast milk. (ANR)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Breast milk. (ANR)       09-22-2014 14:41 PM
I enjoyed watching him paired up with "Denny Crane" too. Shelly
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       09-22-2014 00:01 AM
"We Romans are rich. We've got a lot of gods. We've got a god for everything. The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation but I hear that's coming quickly." ~~ History of the World, Part 1 Shelly
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       09-21-2014 21:52 PM
Lights ~ Journey
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       09-21-2014 16:07 PM
I adore sexy SLS men that love the bods, laud the brains and DIALS my digits...if they have them. Shelly
Slut vs skank
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Slut vs skank       09-20-2014 21:40 PM
Skank is not good......only 1 letter from being a skunk.
So, whatcha drinking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > So, whatcha drinking       09-20-2014 20:03 PM
bottle of Kendall Jackson chard. I was saving it for mid-week date night, but I got thirsty. Shelly;)
Blind fora's bluff
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Blind fora's bluff       09-20-2014 18:58 PM
FF = "Self-confessed_attentionwhore" {pssst, KJ.. sneak-a-peek...refers to any number of people who are "blocked" and either create a 2nd possibly free profile to "snoop" or just don't sign into the sls site but access and read the forum to see if anybody is posting about them behind their back..... Strangely enough, that actually does happen.} Mrs. U
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       09-20-2014 18:47 PM
I LAUGH out loud regularly and giggle sometimes too at some of the witty posts throughout these fora. Shell
Simple Pleasures
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Simple Pleasures       09-18-2014 13:12 PM
HT: A good morning kiss, an early morning conversation with a girlfriend and a cup of hot coffee, all before 8:00 am. It's really the simple things in life that are essential for my happy-ness:-) Shelly
extra large penis
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > extra large penis       09-18-2014 07:50 AM
Find a man not only with a 10 inch penis, but a brain, too. Why was this guy so stupid to not realize that he was going too deep? Mr. Uriah ("What I lack in tact, I make up for in clarity")
I have a weakness (soft-spot) for
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > I have a weakness (soft-spot) for       09-17-2014 21:54 PM
I still have a very soft spot for that office sofa we first christened 700 days ago...(and it's owner too) Mrs. U (formerly SB)
Maybe this is not for us but he still wants to keep trying.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Maybe this is not for us but he still wants to keep trying.       09-17-2014 21:40 PM
OP, it sounds as if you guys may have more success (FUN) at couple play if you stick to the soft swap scene for a while. If he has not had a lot of experience with condoms, I suggest that he practice it by masturbating while wearing a condom or wearing a condom during sex with you to get used to it. Practice, practice Mrs. Uriah
Frustrated :( advice welcome!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Frustrated :( advice welcome!       09-17-2014 21:29 PM
Mrs. Sav gave you excellent advice when you posted this in the "Achieving SM Success" forum earlier today. The way she outlined is similar to what we do with SM's. Mr. U handles their SLS emails and arranges for them to meet him during the week for a beer in public and we go from there. IM and SLS Chat is fine for those who want to spend time getting to know somebody and be "friends" first....if you want to invest that much of your time into this. Providing your personal email or telephone number to exchange pictures/sexts with strangers you have not met...could cause you problems. My experience is that free single male profiles with no pictures at all is a 'fake' or a 'flake' and should be avoided. They are the ones with a need for discretion (no pictures) yet they want to send their face pictures and naked body pictures through cyberspace and once received, you could post them anywhere. They probably would not even be sending you their real pictures, but somebody else's that fell for their line of bullshit. You can utilize the Tools/ Privacy options and hide your profile from all "free members" and that should reduce the levels of BS you have to wade through. Mrs. Uriah
extra large penis
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > extra large penis       09-17-2014 21:00 PM
OP, Even if your wife's body could accommodate a 10" dick, if she's only had 7 " or less for the past 30 years, anything past that 7 inches is practically "virginal" and subject to being uncomfortable until she becomes accustomed to it. I would tell your new friend to slow his thrusting down and go easy until she tells him otherwise. Shelly
Happy Thought of the Day for Fit People
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > Happy Thought of the Day for Fit People       09-17-2014 20:39 PM
Hoping my ortho doc pronounces my foot/tendon/ankle "cured" on Friday so I can resume my runs. In the meantime, I am increasing my pool time...much less chance of injury. Mrs. U.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       09-17-2014 20:34 PM
It's sometimes beneficial when one EDITS certain things... the element of surprise can be very pleasant in some cases. Shelly
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       09-17-2014 20:23 PM
HT: If I add learning to play hockey to my "To Do List" I know where to find a coach....not sure about an ice rink, but we can improvise. Shelly
extra large penis
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > extra large penis       09-17-2014 20:18 PM
btw, same goes for Fun_Ahoy, if you and Mrs. Racer make it back to New Orleans, you should look them up for a drink of Bourbon at least. Shelly
extra large penis
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > extra large penis       09-17-2014 20:14 PM
hmmm, RacerX BT was quoting the SM a few posts down and not referring to himself. I can certainly attest to anybody that BT is a nice looking single dude (and he can dance) with partner options available to him if he chooses. To be a member of the 'Great Unwashed" as he calls them, he is in pretty high demand when people party in New Orleans. Y'all carry on and have a nice day, I have to get back to studying for a damn test. Mrs. Uriah (Shelly)
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       09-17-2014 19:58 PM
Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them. - Einstein
Would you have sex with the previous poster
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Would you have sex with the previous poster       09-16-2014 22:44 PM
YES :)
Single guys?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Single guys?       09-16-2014 15:51 PM
Glad you guys had fun;) Shelly
Out of my league
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Out of my league       09-15-2014 14:46 PM
No, I don't feel that anyone I've been with was out of my league or somehow more "worthy" than me. I'm self-confident because I've accepted myself (flaws and all) the way I am a long time ago and that's who shows up to meet people, take it or leave it. Maybe because I am usually a good "read" of people I've not been subjected to many of those types the guys/couples that think they are doing you a favor...are a buzz-kill generally in other ways as well. If someone ever makes you doubt your own self-worth, you should run "home" not spread your legs. Shelly
Do you still play while on your period?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Do you still play while on your period?       09-15-2014 13:25 PM
It's a non-issue for me as I haven't had a uterus for quite some time now. If it were an issue for the other couple though, I'd prefer to wait if they gave advance notice. Shelly
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       09-14-2014 20:57 PM
Bonnie Rait -- Let's Give 'em Something to Talk About
charging to meet?
FORUMS > Suggestions > New Forums > charging to meet?       09-12-2014 17:41 PM
Welcome to the forum! I'm no expert of course, but those circumstances sound a bit fishy to me. With couples -- we like to do clubs or group house-parties. We pay our own "donation to the food /facility kitty" {$25 - $75 per couple} and meet/play/party with other adults who have done the same. There are some couples in the LS though that expect a Single Male to bear all costs for the hotel room, dinner, drinks, gas to/from, hell they may even expect you to bring candles and massage oil along and throw in a massage for the missus. Be careful when meeting strangers on the internet and don't forget your "common sense" in the pursuit of sex. mrs. Uriah
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       09-11-2014 11:17 AM
HT: after this super busy day finally ends..I am off for a long weekend and headed back north. I am looking forward to reunion sex, lots of it! Shelly
Bad Day At Pool Table
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Bad Day At Pool Table       09-10-2014 20:13 PM
Just wondering if the original fantasy posting was about a pool game or sex on the pool table.
Horoscope thread
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Horoscope thread       09-10-2014 18:14 PM
Pisces & Capricorn {Cusp of Sag.}
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       09-10-2014 13:54 PM
"In any case, he came across as a pompous, ill-informed, self-important ass, just like the writer you quoted, VA." I agree with you Mrs. Scandle...I have not read these blogs or articles, but the tone of what excerpts are posted here are not doing their author any favor. If SLS does not already have one....they should seriously consider adding a female blogger to balance out the testosterone overload. Shelly:)
Post one random fact about yourselves
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Post one random fact about yourselves       09-10-2014 09:47 AM
Random Fact: I confess...I am guilty of forum flirtation but remain entirely unapologetic about it. Besides for me, flirtation is much more conducive to sex than bickering like over in yonder SLS political discussions. Shelly
Religion and your life style
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Religion and your life style       09-10-2014 01:34 AM
OP, if you've lost the last thread you started on this topic, Look back 304 days ago. Back then you called it: "RELIGION and SWINGING" "Are these 2 compatible or everyone here is an atheist" re: Current OP It's as complicated as you choose to make it. Frankly, for me it's not complicated at all. (i) We have a membership on this site for the NSA sex. (ii) Religious beliefs have zip to do with my fuckbuddy choices~it's based on physical attraction. When I invite someone over to fuck, they can check any religious baggage (or political) at the door. I am just a horny blonde here for the NSA sex, and uncomplicated is working very well for us. You should try it:) Mrs. Uriah
Sweating during sex
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Sweating during sex       09-09-2014 20:41 PM
Shower sex
what to expect at clubs for first timers
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > what to expect at clubs for first timers       09-09-2014 20:22 PM
Ditto what Mrs. Sexus said. We always checkout the attending list of any event. It never hurts to review the other profiles to see if there is anybody else signed up with similar interests and desires.
Post one random fact about yourselves
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Post one random fact about yourselves       09-09-2014 19:13 PM
The Uriah's are actually shy. :-)
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       09-09-2014 17:30 PM
Well, here I am at home with a rare afternoon off and could watch one of the fine shows discussed in the TV show thread except, it's also the afternoon that a freaking 18-wheeler truck driver decided to re-arrange the utility poles down the street somehow managing to wrap the electrical wires around his truck mirrors too!?! {he was taking a short-cut, against the city ordinances I might add,} Luckily for me--my power feed is from the other end of the street so I do have electricity..but no cable. My poor neighbor has neither for several more hours, so I am going to loan her an electrical outlet to plug her extension cord to keep her fridge cool. Like, State Farm I'm a good neighbor. Oh yea, a witness to the accident said the truck driver emerged from the truck and said.. "Did I do that?" If the driver is real lucky, he will be gone from the area when my cane wielding Octogenarian Ma realizes that there ain't gonna be no Pat Sajak & Vanna White tonight. Mrs. Uriah.
Listen Z
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Listen Z       09-09-2014 11:00 AM
Likely neither of those TMF, if even directed at you.......maybe someone else is the pain in the ass. I thought the purpose of the BLOCK is to block somebody and forget they exist or at the very least ignore them. It seems a colossal waste of time to block a poster and then "spy" around the BLOCK from an alter-ego or peruse forum without logging to facilitate an ongoing dialogue with said blocked person. Shelly
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       09-09-2014 03:30 AM
From SATC.....{Samantha's definition of fuck-buddy} Charlotte: Excuse me. Fuck buddy? What is a fuck buddy? Samantha: Oh, come on. Carrie: A fuck buddy is a guy you probably dated once or twice, but it didn't really go anywhere. But the sex was so great, you sort of keep him on call. Samantha: He's like dial-a-dick. <------Posted by Mrs. U
Adult Theatre sex
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Adult Theatre sex       09-09-2014 00:09 AM
Hmm, I had no idea there was one of these places in Memphis. Of course, I'm not native either.
what to expect at clubs for first timers
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > what to expect at clubs for first timers       09-07-2014 21:59 PM
If you are referring to Genesis. As you check in, you 'll head to the bar area and there is usually a very friendly staff member to give you a tour and explain the house rules. It's BYOB and they have set ups and a buffet of snack food. The bar/pool room/ lounge and dance floor are downstairs and play areas are upstairs -- some rooms have sheer curtains/beads for semi-privacy and I think a couple have a door or half-door for those who want a little more privacy, or just want to be heard. Our favorite area is the large playroom on the right, when we make it out for a night that is. The club is SM friendly however, they are not allowed upstairs in the play area without a couple or SF with them....the price of admission is significantly higher for SM's so most of the ones we know prefer to go with a date, so it's not a sausage fest like the New Orleans club Colettes on a Friday night. Mrs. Uriah {aka Shelly}
Fluffernutters
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fluffernutters       09-07-2014 21:18 PM
A "fluffer" is a female(s) that relies on her blow job or hand job to keep the penises erect for during porn filming or for a gang bang too. Maybe a fluffernutter is a fluffer that does her job too well and dude blows a nut... Shelly
Advice from couples!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Straight Couples > Advice from couples!       09-07-2014 21:06 PM
He's not very bright and his timing sucks in multiple ways. However, at least he asked for her number in front of his wife and you, instead of sneaking around behind your backs. I would find that to be more disrespectful. Mr. U and I met in the lifestyle and early on, we've had the mutual experience of being the partner feeling "disrespected" when people would seek the 1 on 1 company of one of us while pretending the other didn't exist. There was a lady who texted Mr. U one afternoon and he just grinned and handed me the phone....I introduced myself to her and invited her over for drinks with us. {it was crickets after that} Good Luck! Mrs. Uriah
Body Part of the Week
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Body Part of the Week       09-07-2014 18:32 PM
That's ok BLM, I like the body part you have displayed there:0 Tweety eyes..
Explaining today
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Explaining today       09-07-2014 17:53 PM
I think the sports fans of the 1950's would be shocked at any of the scandals that have rocked college / professional sports: Pete Rose, Lance Armstrong, Tiger Woods, Jerry Sandusky, Reggie Bush and the list can go on. Mrs. U
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       09-07-2014 10:52 AM
Ahem, actually BT, YD was the poster right below me when I typed that up. Oops. Shell (going back to studying now)
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       09-07-2014 10:15 AM
{hint} check the "user preferences" at the top of the page--- ascending or descending order.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       09-07-2014 10:01 AM
"Where else but SLS can I get sex tips and grammar lessons?" ~ by poster Yondude Mrs. U.
Things that make you pause
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Things that make you pause       09-06-2014 22:06 PM
Allow me to restate Mrs. U's post more succinctly..... When we attend a party when there are no hard cocks ready to fuck, she is pissed. Mr. Uriah (aka "Mr. Clarity")
IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?       09-06-2014 22:01 PM
CommieBobby/BobbieBlame- Why don't you add some credibility to your inane blather by adding a pic to your public profile so your fans can confirm or disaffirm what we think you look like? Since you ignored my invitation to the Mid-South Gang Bang Club, I am real curious. Mr. Uriah (the "Bull Shit Detector")
Things that make you pause
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Things that make you pause       09-06-2014 15:33 PM
Inconsistencies bug me. Such as, whenever WE whose "Wild" profile interests are mfmm, full swap, group, gang bang, fmf; receive emails from couples wanting to meet and whose profile screams: girl/girl only, soft swap only, he doesn't play, she doesn't play, rule, rule, after freaking rule. Seriously, the preferences are totally mismatched and it's not logical to contact the polar opposite of what you claim to seek. No Thank You. Mrs. Uriah
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       09-06-2014 13:18 PM
"To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." ~~Thomas Edison {slept <5 hours} Shelly {needs 7 hours of zzzz's}
Who Should Pay For The Room?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Who Should Pay For The Room?       09-06-2014 12:40 PM
"Just wondering how others feel." While you are awaiting some fresh comments on this question, in the Threesome forum is an older thread called "Who Pays For The Room" that has 300+ older comments, the last one posted 45 days ago. It might be helpful. I'm curious since your OP didn't include the Couple or SF seeking the SM, who do you think should pay then? Mrs. Uriah
Explaining today
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Explaining today       09-05-2014 21:14 PM
Vacuous reality television shows
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       09-05-2014 13:06 PM
Whenever I Call You Friend ~ Kenny Loggins & Stevie Nicks
People Who Block Other People!
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Finding Playmates > People Who Block Other People!       09-05-2014 12:28 PM
I don't get why the OP is unhappy about how other people utilize the BLOCK when he has an ALL CAP statement on his own profile that reads.... "NO PICS, NO REPLY! MOST LIKELY WILL GET BLOCKED! SORRY IT IS WHAT IT IS!" Mrs. Uriah
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       09-05-2014 12:11 PM
HT: coach just called to reschedule a training session to next week, giving me chance to join an impromptu group study meeting today...instead of Saturday's study group.