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IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?       08-01-2014 17:02 PM
"how many of those kids just are lazy and don't want to work..." Very good point, Frank. Allow me to clarify.... (11,472,000) Less (1 Commie Bobbie) = (11,471,999). Mr. Uriah (the "Cerebral One")
IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW       08-01-2014 16:57 PM
President Barack Obama made a major political mistake by lying about the details of his health care plan, according to former House Financial Services Committee Chairman Barney Frank (D-Mass.). "The rollout was so bad, and I was appalled -- I don't understand how the president could have sat there and not been checking on that on a weekly basis," Frank told HuffPost during a July interview. "But frankly, he should never have said as much as he did, that if you like your current health care plan, you can keep it. That wasn't true. And you shouldn't lie to people. And they just lied to people." "Wow...when wacko liberals dump on your program, its really bad" Quote from Uriah
IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?       08-01-2014 15:27 PM
11.4 million Americans age 16 and over have left the workforce since President Obama took office in January 2009, according to data released today from the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS). In July 2014, there were 92,001,000 Americans, 16 and over, who were classified as “not in the labor force,” meaning they not only did not have a job, but they didn’t actively seek one in the last four weeks. This number has increased by 11,472,000 since January 2009, when the number of Americans not in the labor force was 80,529,000. "Nuff Said". Mr. Uriah
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-01-2014 14:58 PM
HT: surgery to fix other eye on Monday. Yay! cause this whole having one 20/20 eye and the other 20/REALLY BAD is causing me a headache the likes of which only SEX will cure. Of course it is officially fucking Friday too. ;) Shelly
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       07-31-2014 16:33 PM
I noticed a misspelled word and deleted to correct.....I don't like being disciplined by the spelling police;)
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       07-31-2014 16:31 PM
Abjectly Weird and WTF- is a good description for a variety of topics found in today's threads. Over in 3some forum you can read about "SM human toilet for $300" experience offered to a couple by a "loser" in their inbox. Next, over in the Fantasy Forum, a kinky chick in the "if you could fuck anybody" thread who would fuck her hot first cousin if she could. Goofy emails from strangers that simply say HI are annoying, I might reply back "HI" and end the conversation there, but I won't be meeting them. If anybody wants to dangle BAIT in my direction with the hope of getting a real BITE, they need to dangle something better than a silly HI. Mrs. Uriah
Just three words
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Just three words       07-31-2014 09:00 AM
Not those mesmerized...
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       07-30-2014 17:41 PM
thanks Kitten! I'm excited.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       07-30-2014 17:25 PM
HT: First day post-op, vision is 20/20 in right eye and cataract gone bye-bye! Mrs. Uriah
should women shave there pussy hair
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > should women shave there pussy hair       07-30-2014 17:20 PM
"Does a man with their chest waxed look like a 10 year old?" Nope, as a matter of fact...yours looks downright lickable;) Shelly
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       07-30-2014 17:09 PM
Whatever SPURS Mr. Leeza to ensure that liquids SPURT from his SPOUT is fine with me. Mrs. Uriah
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       07-30-2014 00:53 AM
Does FUCKO qualify as a word? {If Mr. Leeza drops the towel and I drop the "O" then it becomes a 4 letter verb, and requires action}
Latest received or given Pussy Licking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Latest received or given Pussy Licking       07-28-2014 14:29 PM
Yesterday...however I could have used another one last night and this morning. I'm a horny woman. Shelly
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       07-27-2014 20:23 PM
"You can't ride two horses with one ass, sugarbean." and "Careful...you just killed the state bird of Alabama" by: Earl Smooter
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       07-27-2014 20:11 PM
Happy Birthday Mr. VA!! You can try for 42 next year. Mrs. U
1000 + heros in Gaza
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > 1000 + heros in Gaza       07-26-2014 15:24 PM
"unprovoked war crime attack by the Zionists" Huh? Daily rocket barrages is not provocation? (Just a rhetorical comment, as I don't intend to enter into a dialogue with the witless). Mr. Uriah
IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW       07-25-2014 16:24 PM
I hereby acknowledge that BOBBIEBLAME is a much better descriptive term for our young communist friend than that coined by me, Commie Bobby. Mr. Uriah
The Continued Invasion of the USA
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The Continued Invasion of the USA       07-25-2014 11:52 AM
"It didn't end well for the Czars...." ...nor for the millions subsequently sent to work and die in Siberia, or for those who starved in the Ukraine...all directly the result of the policies so enthusiastically embraced by Commie Bobby. Mr. Uriah
New trend: Let the hair flow .shaving and waxing are dying trend world wide .you still say yes?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > New trend: Let the hair flow .shaving and waxing are dying trend world wide .you still say yes?       07-24-2014 23:36 PM
The "bare look" is not a new trend, it's been around since way before 1980's porn. Ancient Egyptians thought body hair uncivilized and removed it. Their Greek and Roman counterparts demonstrated similar beliefs at least as far as females were concerned. Classic sculptures of males contain some curls down below, whereas the female sculptures seem to sport the "bald" look. Early Middle Eastern bridal traditions require the bride to undergo a process of removal of all hair from her body, except for her eyebrows and the hair on her head. She was expected to maintain her hair-free body as a sign of cleanliness and respect to her husband. It's probably safe to say that even back then (like today) not everybody shared the same views or could afford the blades/depilatory method and some folks just went natural. Call it whatever you want to call it: trend, tradition, custom or just a preference. My preference is cleanly shaven/ very closely trimmed for guys. If that look goes out of style among swingers, I will just retire from swinging altogether. Shelly
IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW       07-24-2014 17:05 PM
The number of Americans that Obamacare’s hurting is double the amount it’s helping, according to a Wednesday CNN poll. Thirty-five percent of adult American respondents said they’re worse off under the auspices of Obamacare, while just 18 percent say they’re better off. While a plurality of Americans think the health care law hasn’t had much of an effect on them so far, the feeling that the health care law is hurting families is far more prevalent. When asked whether Obamacare’s helped other families, the results were just as bleak. Forty-four percent of respondents said Obamacare “has not helped anyone in the country,” while 35 percent said it’s probably made other families better off. In general, 59 percent oppose Obamacare as a policy, while 40 percent favor the health care law. The percentage of voters opposed to Obamacare is up slightly from March, the last time CNN conducted the poll, but opposition has grown slightly on average since the health care exchanges opened. And over twice as many of those opposed to the health care law dislike it because it’s too liberal, rather than because it’s not liberal enough. Thirty-eight percent disapprove of Obamacare because it’s too liberal; just 17 percent oppose it for not being liberal enough. Public opinion on the health care law has remained negative fairly consistently, but the law’s supporters have argued that once Americans begin to feel its benefits the tide will turn in their favor. With many more Americans still failing to see any personal benefit from the health care law halfway into its first active year, it seems unlikely that the trend will be changing soon. Source: CNN (hardly a right-wing bunker) Mr. Uriah
Determining etiquette our etiquette.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Determining etiquette our etiquette.       07-24-2014 16:10 PM
We did have a trip w/a certain birthday girl I know who's never been to Nola for early Oct....but those plans have changed:( I've got my running shoes on for Feb though!!
New trend: Let the hair flow .shaving and waxing are dying trend world wide .you still say yes?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > New trend: Let the hair flow .shaving and waxing are dying trend world wide .you still say yes?       07-24-2014 16:04 PM
Do you consider women shaving their armpits and legs to be a trend also? Shelly
Determining etiquette our etiquette.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Determining etiquette our etiquette.       07-24-2014 15:36 PM
The local club we attend allows SM's entrance, they can socialize and party downstairs in the bar/dance/lounge areas but they must be accompanied by a couple or SF to be upstairs in the play areas. When we're in New Orleans, we hit Colette's and experience the SM trailing ...til we get to our favorite playroom--{voyeur/exhibitionist room} big round bed in a room with glassed windows on 2 sides. Occupants playing can't see out, but the voyeurs can, but must remain outside looking in windows while they watch, applaud, jerk or whatever they do.... Mrs. Uriah
Determining etiquette our etiquette.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Determining etiquette our etiquette.       07-23-2014 20:39 PM
OP's signed up for this weekend at a club that says "couples and Single Females ONLY". Problem solved, maybe. Y'all let us know how this weekend turns out. Mrs. U.
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       07-23-2014 15:54 PM
Perhaps they joined in 2005 as free members at age 13.
Is there Any Free Phone Number Lookup On Internet?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Is there Any Free Phone Number Lookup On Internet?       07-23-2014 13:33 PM
OP, in the event you don't want to use your laptop, there is an actual 1-800 telephone number available for "free 411" --- the only "catch" is that you are greeted by a brief advertisement of products/services before being allowed to say the type of number you seek: residential, business or government. Just do NOT press the * key before stating your selection or you will be transferred to the advertiser. Mrs. Uriah :-)
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       07-23-2014 09:09 AM
Do ya think FF was referring to an FF sandwich? {FMF that is, with FingerFux being the "filling"} Shelly {WEG} ;)
Truthful Tuesday
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Truthful Tuesday       07-22-2014 16:15 PM
"I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to." Shelly {whose TT is that I enjoy having a few good men}
Single guys - prostate massage while getting BJ?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Single guys - prostate massage while getting BJ?       07-22-2014 14:07 PM
You could always look for a female doc.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       07-22-2014 12:42 PM
"If he is stupid enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him go." Shelly-
IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW       07-22-2014 11:05 AM
In a dramatic blow to a key Obamacare program, a federal appeals court ruled Tuesday that individuals cannot use tax credits or subsidies to buy health insurance on federally run exchanges. Halwig v. Burwell, DC Cir. The divided three-judge panel said those cost-sharing subsidies can be used only through state-run health exchanges, not the federal exchanges. The court's decision could make it harder to ensure affordable coverage for millions in the 34 states that have chosen not to set up their own regulated health insurance marketplaces. The administration is expected to appeal the ruling. Mr. Uriah (the "Bearer of Good News")
What is the etiquette for room in a gangbang?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > What is the etiquette for room in a gangbang?       07-21-2014 18:03 PM
BLT, I think the couple or the Single Females who want a GB should initially pay for the location and follow a "suggested donation/contribution" policy. That's how my personal gang bangs are done anyway. Shesmooth, we DO know the regular guys at our events and Mr. U invites NEW SM's who write to us to join the group and participate in gang bangs, not just to see how they fuck {though it's nice to know if somebody can stay hard or not in a condom}, but also to observe how they treat another lady and if they do the polite thing and at least offer to contribute to the kitty....well that is if they actually show up on time. Shelly
Forum Epidemic - LWS
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Forum Epidemic - LWS       07-21-2014 17:53 PM
Tits :)
The Continued Invasion of the USA
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The Continued Invasion of the USA       07-21-2014 16:58 PM
Watch Obama and Holder file suit against Texas (as they did against Arizona), claiming that Perry cannot send state law enforcement to protect the border because that is the job of the Federal government. Mr. Uriah
The Continued Invasion of the USA
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The Continued Invasion of the USA       07-21-2014 08:40 AM
New data shows the White House has painted a false picture of the Central American migration by hiding a huge spike in “family units” who are illegally crossing the Texas border. The data, which was dumped by the U.S. border patrol late Friday afternoon, shows that inflow of youths and children traveling without parents has doubled since 2013, to 57,525 in the nine months up to July 2014. But the number of migrants who cross the border in so-called “family units” has spiked five-fold to 55,420, according to the border patrol’s data, which came out amid a storm of news about the shoot-down of a Malaysian aircraft in Ukraine, delays in failed U.S. nuke talks with Iran, and on Hamas’ continued war against Israel. In the Rio Grande area where most of the migrants are crossing the border, the number of so-called “unaccompanied children” was actually outnumbered by the inflow by adults, parents and children in “family units,” according to the data. The much-faster growth in “family units” has been hidden by White House and agency officials, who have tried to portray the influx as a wave of children fleeing abuse and violence. Source: Neil Munro, White House Correspondent Mr. Uriah (the "Beacon")
What is the etiquette for room in a gangbang?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > What is the etiquette for room in a gangbang?       07-20-2014 23:36 PM
Somehow I don't think Miss Manners, Emily Post or even Ann Landers/Dear Abby is going to give you any advice about gang bangs...unless it's to tell you that they are "bad" for you. However, we co-moderate a GB group with apx 500 members on this site that have an interest in gang bangs {or they wouldn't have a joined a GB group, right?} The group has been around almost 10 years and when a female member wants a GB, her "event" is posted on the group events and members can sign up for participation {btw, final attendee list is subject to her final approval of course....it's HER pussy}. All approved attendees are expected to adhere to the Group's rules posted on the Group's discussion threads......assuming they want to remain in the group and continue to participate(fuck) in future private or public events of other ladies. If they don't want to follow our guidelines, I suggest they withdraw from the event/group and stick with writing directly to couples/females. Mrs. Uriah
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       07-20-2014 16:29 PM
I've seen a local profile that warns they'll declare a jihad on your pussy.. HT: great party last night and treated to my favorite morning pastime :-)
Skype sex?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Skype sex?       07-20-2014 11:23 AM
FF, upgrade your device viewing screen to a tablet and you get a better picture. Shelly
How's the Weather Out There
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How's the Weather Out There       07-19-2014 13:09 PM
It's rainy...hoping it will move out because we are partying poolside later today. If the rain doesn't go away we'll just move the party indoors.
What's for Dinner
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Dinner       07-19-2014 12:43 PM
Saints v. Buccaneers?
Have you talked dirty to the person above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Have you talked dirty to the person above you       07-18-2014 20:58 PM
A little less talk please and a whole lotta action.... Shelly
IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW       07-18-2014 17:19 PM
I am a numbers guy.... I'll bet that the number of voters who have been aggrieved by ObamaCare exceed the number which have benefited. Tic, Tic, Tic, ........ Mr. Uriah ("Fair and Balanced")
IRS: The dog ate our homework.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IRS: The dog ate our homework.       07-18-2014 16:29 PM
A federal judge has allowed a lawsuit by 10 tea party groups to move forward against the Internal Revenue Service, rejecting a request by the federal government to dismiss all the allegations that the agency subjected conservative groups to additional, often burdensome scrutiny. In her ruling Thursday, Judge Susan Dlott allowed two of the tea party groups' claims — including that the IRS discriminated and retaliated against them based on their views in violation of their free speech rights — to survive to trial. The Cincinnati-based Dlott did dismiss a third claim, ruling the tea party groups could not pursue allegations of privacy violations on behalf of their individual members. The individuals themselves have to do that, she said. Neither the Justice Department nor the federal attorneys assigned to defend the case immediately responded to a request for comment Friday. Edward Greim, the lead attorney for the tea party groups, said Friday that he's pleased the case will move forward. "If the government is right in this case, it means that from now on, no matter who the president is, the IRS can pick out a group of people that disagrees with the president and pull those people out, delay them, harass them, target them, and there's nothing anyone can do about it," Greim said. "And our position is very simple: That cannot be true and that's not the republic that we live in." Mr. Uriah ("No Agenda, No Bias, No Bull")
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       07-18-2014 12:27 PM
Will slick CLITS work?
Gang Bang
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Gang Bang       07-18-2014 12:19 PM
In your own gang bang you have as many as you want, start off small if you like and go from there. What works for us is that, we view 4 playing together {2 couples, Mr. U w/3 girls or me w/3 guys} strictly as a 4-some, 5+ is our "more-some" and where we call it a gang-bang if I am the only female. I define MY gang bang as 1 lady and 4+ guys. Mrs. Uriah
IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW       07-18-2014 08:51 AM
The Obama administration issued yet another waiver to get out of Obamacare — for all the U.S. territories. The exemption, posted Thursday on a Department of Health and Human Services website, frees U.S. territories from a host of Obamacare regulations on health insurance markets. The territories already weren’t subject to much of the health care law — the individual mandate doesn’t apply to the territories and premium subsidies aren’t available. What did apply were a host of regulations on the health insurance markets operating in the territories. Obamacare’s rules for insurance companies — providing mandated health benefits to all customers, limits on insurer profits, and guaranteed coverage for those with pre-existing conditions — all force insurers to take a hit, but in the territories, the sweeteners that make Obamacare a great deal for insurance companies in the states don’t apply. The individual mandate and premium subsidies were supposed to bring healthy and young customers into the insurance market. Even in the states, that’s not working nearly as well as the Obama administration had hoped. But without either provisions, the insurance markets in the territories were tanking due to the influx of sick patients and the new benefits insurers were required to provide. The U.S. territories have been pleading with the Obama administration to exempt them from the regulations, but HHS officials had refused until now. “HHS is not authorized to choose which provisions…might apply to the territories,” top HHS official Gary Cohen wrote last year, The Washington Post reported. Now HHS believes it has the authority after all. The Public Health Service Act’s definition of the term “state” has led HHS to belatedly determine that most of Obamacare’s regulations don’t apply to the territories. Why can't HHS just scrap the entire thing?!!!!!!! Mr. Uriah
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       07-18-2014 00:46 AM
It's been quite a while since I played a game of naughty "SHOTS" s
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you       07-18-2014 00:22 AM
I'm happy to unwind your stem and resurrect it if needed... Shell
TV Shows
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > TV Shows       07-17-2014 21:42 PM
i don't watch much television, but just saw that USA network has a new show called "Satisfaction" premiering tonight....I don't think it's a bio on Mick Jagger either. I'll at least watch this episode. Shelly
Newbies where do ya start wow
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Newbies where do ya start wow       07-17-2014 16:08 PM
A good place to start is by finding a local "meet and greet event" to meet other people or a "swinger party" ...like the Friction Party you are signed up for July 26 and meet others at that venue. Mrs. U.
Twitter do you know how to use it
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Twitter do you know how to use it       07-17-2014 15:53 PM
Yes, I once "tweeted" briefly, as DD says it's a time drain. Though I think Twitter (or stuff like it) could be useful to a parent keeping up with teenagers. Shelly
What is the etiquette for room in a gangbang?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > What is the etiquette for room in a gangbang?       07-17-2014 15:23 PM
Maybe the OP will report back on the outcome of their event when they have it. Shelly
The Continued Invasion of the USA
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The Continued Invasion of the USA       07-17-2014 14:46 PM
A new intelligence assessment concludes that misperceptions about U.S. immigration policy – and not Central American violence – are fueling the surge of thousands of children illegally crossing the Mexican border. The 10-page July 7 report was issued by the El Paso Intelligence Center (EPIC), which according to the Justice Department website is led by the DEA and incorporates Homeland Security. Its focus is on the collection and distribution of tactical intelligence, information which can immediately be acted on by law enforcement. "Of the 230 migrants interviewed, 219 cited the primary reason for migrating to the United States was the perception of U.S. immigration laws granting free passes or permisos to UAC (unaccompanied children) and adult females OTMs (other than Mexicans) traveling with minors,” the report said. Hmmmmm...... Mr. Uriah
Are there any women besides my wife who love to sext their playmates If so how do I find them
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > Are there any women besides my wife who love to sext their playmates If so how do I find them       07-17-2014 09:26 AM
In 7 years, I've only enjoyed frequent texting (unrelated to meeting time) with 3 single males. 2 of whom I kept as friends and 1 I just decided to keep him period. Others that tried to sext literally bored me to tears. One SM(moron) in particular even blocked my old profile because he did not like my replies to an afternoon's barrage of sexy texts from him, lol. Hey, when I tell somebody I'm busy with my kid and have no time right then, I expect to be left alone....not repeat that message to him again and required to turn my phone off. Shelly
What is the etiquette for room in a gangbang?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > What is the etiquette for room in a gangbang?       07-17-2014 08:31 AM
Bridgetender, are you hoping for an invite to the OP's gang bang? Shelly;)
What's for Dinner
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Dinner       07-16-2014 23:35 PM
Grilled asparagus and brussels sprouts ;-) Shelly
That's fucking Annoying !
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > That's fucking Annoying !       07-16-2014 19:19 PM
I find over-punctuation such as "!!!!!!!!!!!!" to be extremely fucking annoying! Shelly;)
Who pays for room
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Who pays for room       07-16-2014 17:53 PM
Since this thread was last visited, we decided that it's a more effective use of our time to sign up for an occasional club event / house party and meet new couples there instead of the "let's meet 1-1 for drinks and see if we all 4 click" approach. Events/parties provide more opportunities for frisky playtime and since everybody should have paid their own way into the event......there's no need to worry about who pays for what. :-) Mrs. Uriah
IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?       07-16-2014 09:46 AM
A prominent law professor and avowed supporter of the Obama White House will tell the House on Wednesday that the president has created one of the biggest constitutional crises in the country’s history and will endorse House Republicans’ effort to sue to rein him in. Jonathan Turley, a professor at George Washington University, will say President Obama is trampling the founders’ vision for the country in his push to circumvent Congress, and he will demand Republicans and Democrats alike forget their party labels to unify against this White House’s power grab. “What we are witnessing today is one of the greatest challenges to our constitutional system in the history of this country,” Mr. Turley said in a prepared testimony, saying it began with previous presidents but under Mr. Obama has “reached a constitutional tipping point that threatens a fundamental change in how our country is governed.” Source: The Washington Times Mr. Uriah (the "Beacon")
Was the Global Warming Hoax the boldest attempt in history to enslave us?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Was the Global Warming Hoax the boldest attempt in history to enslave us?       07-15-2014 18:52 PM
The high temperature in the Mid-South for this week has not exceeded 80 degrees, and is not expected to surpass the high 70's for the rest of the week. This is in contrast to normal July/August high temperatures of the mid-90's. Could the gift of common sense possibly permeate the agile minds of those who still believe in this Global Warming nonsense? Uriah (the "Free Thinker")
IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW       07-15-2014 18:39 PM
Then ignore the messenger and go straight to the Office of the Inspector General, Report (OEI-01-14-00180). Uriah
IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW       07-15-2014 18:20 PM
(NaturalNews) Trouble is brewing in Washington as those who still consider legitimate the national healthcare takeover known as Obamacare try to figure out which enrollees are even eligible for coverage. A new report issued by the Office of the Inspector General (OIG) admits that nearly 1.3 million Obamacare enrollees, or about 16 percent of the overall total, cannot be verified for legal status in the U.S. -- in other words, most, if not all, of them are illegal immigrants rather than American citizens. The shocking figures can be found on page 11 of the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) report, entitled Marketplaces Faced Early Challenges Resolving Inconsistencies with Applicant Data. According to the figures, 1,295,571 "inconsistencies" -- this is a politically correct way of implying missing or fraudulent data -- found on Obamacare applications involved issues of citizenship, national status or lawful presence in the U.S., meaning applicants did not or could not verify this important information. "The Federal marketplace was generally incapable of resolving most inconsistencies," admits the report, noting that a large percentage of these faulty applications will likely never be resolved, at least not until the eligibility verification system becomes operable. "Without the ability to resolve inconsistencies in an applicant's eligibility data, the marketplace cannot ensure that an applicant meets each of the eligibility requirements for enrollment in a [Qualified Health Plan] and when applicable, eligibility for insurance affordability programs." Nearly half of total Obamacare enrollees cannot be verified as eligible What this implies is that the entire Obamacare program is nothing but a giant free-for-all, with absolutely no checks or balances in place to ensure that abuse and fraud don't run rampant. Between abnormalities with income, employment verification and legal status in the U.S., it appears as though the bulk of Obamacare enrollees are either criminals, deadbeats or illegal aliens who don't even belong in the country. Source: naturalnews Mr. Uriah (the "Straight Shooter")
IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?       07-15-2014 15:28 PM
Black residents of Chicago’s South Side, who recently rallied to decry a spate of violence in the city, ripped President Obama for ignoring their plight while pushing for funding for illegal immigrants at their expense. The protest against the rash of shootings was staged Friday at the Chicago Police Department headquarters building. Over the Fourth of July weekend, nine people were killed and more than 60 injured, authorities said. Demonstrators blasted the Obama administration’s inaction in Chicago while federal funds are earmarked to help the roughly 50,000 illegal immigrants who have crossed into America since October. “Mr. President, we’re asking for you,” one woman said. “You’re spending billions of dollars in Texas, but we’ve a problem here in Chicago. We will not stand by this here, and keep letting this senseless killing and shooting happen in our community.” Another resident said, “Today, if you look at the time that we were brought here as slaves 400 years ago, we got the same results today.” One man called for Mr. Obama to step down if he continued to shun the city’s problems. Source: The Washington Times Mr. Uriah ("No Agenda, No Bias, No Bull")
Fitness Bitchfest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > Fitness Bitchfest       07-15-2014 13:19 PM
FB: recent "bad juju" feelings that have affected me for several weeks turned out to be a "much sooner than expected" career changer. That stress in conjunction with upcoming surgeries have TANKED my fitness regime. Mrs. U {back to pilates class}
What is the etiquette for room in a gangbang?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > What is the etiquette for room in a gangbang?       07-15-2014 08:44 AM
MrandMrsSmith- After attending a large GB in the Capitol of a Southern city 2 years in a row, and opining to the operators my observation about the consequences of their lax discretion, my uncanny intuition induced me to pass on the 3rd year. Of course, that was the year of the police visit that you describe. Yes, of course, the "donation cup" protocol should be used with discretion and common sense. Since I will no longer finance the operation of the Gang Bang Club, I do find it useful. Mr. Uriah
Where are the young couples?
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Finding Playmates > Where are the young couples?       07-14-2014 23:55 PM
You are right on Mr. Toomuch!! Hot asses are NOT exclusive to the "milfs" crowd. There are a few confident "gilfs" running around this site with hot asses and cute yoga pants. I'd view it as a plus that they probably don't have issues like last minute childcare problems, that can quickly thwart a horny man's, fucking plans.. Mrs. U.
What is the etiquette for room in a gangbang?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > What is the etiquette for room in a gangbang?       07-14-2014 21:33 PM
Ricnsher- I coordinated a bang this weekend after paying for the room. Pull out one of those little plastic cups from the wrapper, drop a 20 in it so even the feeble minded can figure out its purpose, then greet each participant at the door with the cup to collect their contribution. Mr. Uriah
W T F
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > W T F       07-14-2014 21:28 PM
1st Amendment Free Speech is only available to the liberals, Andrew. "Time, place, and manner" restrictions have now been supplemented with left wing political correctness. Mr. Uriah
What is the etiquette for room in a gangbang?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > What is the etiquette for room in a gangbang?       07-14-2014 20:19 PM
In our group, usually it's a group moderator (us) or the couple banging that reserve the room. The guys participating are asked to make a "donation" toward the room expense, and it's given to whoever paid for the room initially. I recommend that whoever has "watch the door" duty also serve as the "custodian of the monetary donation cup". Have fun at your Gb! Mrs. Uriah
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       07-14-2014 07:32 AM
Going to miss you J, but wish you the best. Muah!!
feeling the waters out for threesome
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > feeling the waters out for threesome       07-12-2014 12:13 PM
Hmm, Racer missed this one.. ;-) Seriously, maybe the OP has decided this lifestyle stuff isn't for them. Happens to newbies and long-time swingers too. I know some who were once curious, excited and enthusiastic about all things "LS" from their first experience on. Whether they enjoyed it for months or years, each concluded that "LS" was an interesting chapter in their life, but when they had explored all they wanted-they opted to exit and move on to new things. Mrs. Uriah
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       07-11-2014 19:10 PM
SLS game players are likely more forgiving than chess players are if others BREAK an alleged rule:) Shell
IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?       07-11-2014 12:04 PM
Seventy-two percent of Muslim people in the United States approve of President Obama — the highest among any other religion tested by Gallup in a poll released Friday. Protestants, who make up the largest demographic, give Obama a 37 percent approval rating, lower than any other group except Mormons. Catholics, who represent the second largest group, give Obama a 44 percent approval rating, while 51 percent disapprove. The poll is made up of interviews with more than 88,000 people through the first half of the year and has a margin of error of plus or minus 1 percent. So, there you have it! Mr. Uriah
Florida the thread
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Florida the thread       07-10-2014 14:29 PM
I feel a need for some "down time" soon, and there's not much that beats waking up to the sounds of waves rolling in to the beach...but they don't neccessarily have to be in Florida. Shelly
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       07-10-2014 14:13 PM
Unique mrs. U
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       07-10-2014 08:11 AM
"Still The One" by Orleans "Still the one, yeah still the one. We're still having fun, and you're still the one" mrs u.
Forum Epidemic - LWS
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Forum Epidemic - LWS       07-10-2014 07:55 AM
Last word syndrome? Yep, a few around here seem to suffer from that. If I participate in a discussion that includes a LWS sufferer, I am happy to engage up to a certain point. When I reach the point of deciding I am finished with that conversation.... they are welcome to savor the last word all by themselves. Life is too short to waste my oxygen. Shelly
Mile High Club Service
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Mile High Club Service       07-09-2014 20:19 PM
So Lou..are you the flight attendant on duty for the mile high flights? Shelly
TaxReform. gov
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > TaxReform. gov       07-08-2014 19:13 PM
The states administer the federal consumption tax, because they are better able to do so effectively. This would substantially reduce the size of the IRS. States would of course continue to collect their own consumption taxes. The copy of the 1954 Internal Revenue Code that my grandfather gave to me is one inch thick. My current Code is 2 volumes aggregating at least 7 inches. By its very nature, an income tax is susceptible to increasing manipulation from all sides of the political spectrum though the development of exemptions, exceptions, deductions, credits, etc. intended to further whatever new social policy is trending at the time. Nothing can be done to reduce the size of the Code short of scrapping the income tax in favor of another structure. A consumption tax applies to all commerce. Everyone pays. No special treatment for anyone (except savers). Mr. Uriah
TaxReform. gov
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > TaxReform. gov       07-08-2014 18:19 PM
Step 1: Repeal the 16th Amendment; Step 2: Repeal Title 26; Step 3: Simultaneously with Step 2, replace Title 26 with a consumption tax administered by the states. Imagine that! Everyone pays tax, not just the 50% who are not on the dole. Mr. Uriah (the "Visionary")
feeling the waters out for threesome
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > feeling the waters out for threesome       07-08-2014 17:56 PM
OP, Since you are a newbie, PLEASE remember that people who come here to offer advice and input to the conversation may have VASTLY differing approaches to finding their playmates. Some couples are more laid-back in their approach and on the other end of the spectrum exist couples that are more "enthusiastically assertive" in their pursuit of female playmates....somebody around here sometimes refers to SF's as HVT, high value targets.... Just saying, take it all with a grain of salt, be patient and do what's comfortable for you. Shelly
IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OBAMA THE WORST AND THE MOST DANGEROUS PRESIDENT IN HISTORY?       07-08-2014 12:58 PM
Ghost and ZZ are just real good at clearing rooms...there is something about being naturally repellant that does that. Mr. Uriah (the "Observant One")
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       07-08-2014 09:26 AM
Just got the "official" news of upcoming changes that will have a major impact on the other areas of my life in near future. It's sad to say goodbye to people/places but it's also exciting to be exploring this new opportunity. :) Shelly
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       07-08-2014 08:48 AM
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go." Oscar Wilde Shelly
Was the Global Warming Hoax the boldest attempt in history to enslave us?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Was the Global Warming Hoax the boldest attempt in history to enslave us?       07-07-2014 09:21 AM
Climate alarmism is "the biggest fraud in the field of science" and the 97% consensus claim is nonsensical, Apollo 7 astronaut Walter Cunningham tells MRCTV in a preview of his presentation at the upcoming Heartland Institute climate conference, July 7-9. "Since about 2000, I looked farther and farther into it," Col. Cunningham (USMC, Ret.) tells MRCTV in an exclusive interview. "I found that not one of the claims that the alarmists were making out there had any bearings, whatsoever. And, so, it was kind of a no-brainer to come to the conclusion." Cunningham rejects the notion of man-made climate, not only as fact - but also as even qualifying as an actual "theory": "In the media, it was being called a theory. Obviously, they didn't know what it means to be a theory," says Cunningham who has a B.S. in Physics (with honors) from University of California at Los Angeles and an M.S., with distinction; Institute of Geophysics And Planetary Sciences, with completed work on Doctorate in physics with exception of thesis. "If we go back to the warmist hypothesis - not a theory, but, a hypothesis - they've been saying from the very beginning that carbon dioxide levels are abnormally high, that higher levels of carbon dioxide are bad for humans, and they thought warmer temperatures are bad for our world, and they thought we were able to override natural forces to control the earth's temperature. So, as I've looked into those, that's the problem that I've found, because I didn't find any of those to be correct - and, they certainly were not a theory, it was just their guess at what they wanted to see in the data they were looking at." Cunningham urges Americans to look at the data and decide for themselves, instead of taking anyone else's word for it: "You go out and take a look at it and you find out that a lot of it is pure nonsense and wishful thinking on the part of the alarmists who are looking for more and more money to fall into their hands." "Don't believe it just because your professor said it. You gotta go take a look at it. Go back and look at the history of temperature and carbon dioxide, and you look at the value of carbon dioxide, and how it's a benefit today." Astronaut Walter Cunningham Mr. Uriah
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       07-06-2014 15:49 PM
Thanks shesmooth, what can I say....I enjoy helping my fellow man/men resolve their erections. Mrs. Uriah
What do swingers in Florida think of politics?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > What do swingers in Florida think of politics?       07-06-2014 13:49 PM
Since they have both completely blown their credibility beyond any recovery, it is easier to ignore them. Mr. Uriah
What do swingers in Florida think of politics?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > What do swingers in Florida think of politics?       07-06-2014 11:03 AM
This is just additional proof that you are a complete bull shitter, and it is apparent to everyone. To all members of SLS, regardless of political philosophy: How many times do you go to a swing party, and stop fucking to talk about politics or look at the SLS political forum? Mr. Uriah (the "Bull Shit Detector")
IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW       07-06-2014 10:55 AM
The corner that is marked "The easiest Commie to bait". Mr. Uriah
The most insidious attack yet by Obama on America---the importation of disease
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The most insidious attack yet by Obama on America---the importation of disease       07-05-2014 10:13 AM
Rep. Phil Gingrey, R-Ga., told WND, “President Obama’s non-enforcement immigration doctrine seemingly invites illegal border crossings, which brings with it a wave of illnesses and diseases that have long been stamped out in America.” Gingrey, a 30-year practicing physician, said the threat posed to American families is very real. “There is a logistical nightmare these scarce diseases impose on the medical community,” he said. “The White House must stop neglecting the consequences of its reckless, open-border policies and protect the health and safety of our citizens – not to mention the security of our nation.” Dr. Elizabeth Lee Vliet broke the story earlier this month that a public health emergency was brewing in south Texas and Arizona border communities. “A public health crisis, the likes of which I have not seen in my lifetime, is looming,” she reported. “Hardest hit by exposures to these difficult-to-treat diseases will be elderly, children, immunosuppressed cancer-patients, patients with chronic lung disease or congestive heart failure. Drug-resistant tuberculosis is the most serious risk, but even diseases like measles can cause severe complications and death in older or immunocompromised patients. “TB is highly contagious – you catch it anywhere around infected people: schools, malls, buses, etc. The drug-resistant TB now coming across our borders requires a complex, extremely expensive treatment regimen that has serious side effects and a low cure rate.” Chagas, or “kissing bug” disease, caused by the parasite Trypanosoma cruzi, is carried by the triatomine bug that transmits disease to humans, Vliet reported. Although “kissing bugs” are already here, they are not as widespread as in Latin America. Right now, Chagas disease is uncommon in the U.S., so many doctors do not think to check for it. The border area of Texas has also seen an uptick in the number of dengue fever cases since late last year. In the last decade, Cameron County, Texas, has seen 27 cases, so the 14 occurrences in that county over the past few weeks is significantly higher than normal, according to reports from Texas public health officials. South Texas has a greater incidence of infectious diseases such as tuberculosis, listeriosis and dengue fever than other parts of the state. The border area, with large population centers and multiple border crossings, make the prevalence of TB higher than in other regions of the state or the country, according to the CDC. South Texas had a higher rate of active TB disease during 2001-05, with 8.6 persons per 100,000 population, than the rest of the state, according to CDC statistics. Of the 13 Texas counties with the highest incidence of TB, seven are located in South Texas. These counties have more than twice the state average rate of TB. Webb County alone had a TB rate of 19 persons per 100,000 population in 2001-2005. In an effort to address the high incidence of TB along the Texas-Mexico border, the Grupo Sin Fronteras TB Binational Project was established in 1995 by the commissioners of health for Texas and the Mexican state of Tamaulipas. The program provides medical consultations and education on the transmission, prevention and treatment of TB. Successes of the program include the identification of high rates of drug-resistant TB in Mexico. Mr. Uriah ("Nuff Said")
It's Independence Day!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > It's Independence Day!       07-04-2014 23:35 PM
Happy birthday mrs. SA, hope you enjoyed the fireworks! Mrs. U
The Continued Invasion of the USA
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The Continued Invasion of the USA       07-04-2014 22:36 PM
This is the most outrageous thing Obama has orchestrated. I hope he tries to relocate the disease ridden illegal alien children whom he has imported to New York and Pennsylvania, where our kook fringe left friends live. Mr. Uriah (aka "the Beacon")
Wife wants two cocks in her vagina at the same time!
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Wife wants two cocks in her vagina at the same time!       07-04-2014 22:06 PM
Since I enjoy it immensely and don't give a shit about homophobic opinions; we will take the DVP, thank you very much:) Butt... Anal fisting (single or double) (giving or receiving), NO thank you, I gotta pass on that for both of us. Mrs. Uriah
The most insidious attack yet by Obama on America---the importation of disease
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The most insidious attack yet by Obama on America---the importation of disease       07-03-2014 22:33 PM
Reports are arising that the thousands of children who walked by themselves from Central America, through Mexico, to the U.S. border, are rife with diseases previously neutralized in our country due to inoculation---chicken pox, TB, etc. The Obama Administration is rapidly trying to relocate these imported disease ridden illegal aliens throughout our country and right down the street from you and me. Thank God that even our liberal friends in Southern California are righteously responding with violent resistance. So, what about it, Patriots? Is it time to stop being polite to the kook fringe left crackpots and take affirmative action to protect ourselves? Mr. Uriah (the "Breath of Fresh Air")
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       07-03-2014 21:04 PM
Happy Anniversary VA's!!
It's Independence Day!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > It's Independence Day!       07-03-2014 21:02 PM
I wanna watch the fireworks display with Mr. & Mrs. Leeza;) Shelly
IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > IS OWEBAMA-CARE SCREWING YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW       07-03-2014 10:56 AM
Insurance companies operating in New York State's marketplace are expected to ask for double-digit premium hikes next year, according to new filings from the companies. Capital New York reports the average requested increase was 13%. The New York Post reports that number at about 12%. But the bigger insurers are seeking a bigger premium hike — according to Capital, the six most popular plans in New York are requesting an average increase of almost 15%. The Post reports that Excellus Health Plan, which has about 24,000 customers, is requesting a 19.7% hike. MVP Health Plan, which has nearly 33,000 customers, is seeking a 19% increase. New York's largest insurer — Health Republic Insurance of New York, which has 68,000 customers — is requesting a 15% increase. Mr. Uriah (anxiously awaiting the spin from Gadfly Ghost)
Who Viewed Feature
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Who Viewed Feature       07-02-2014 23:59 PM
No, SLS doesn't need a "who's viewed who" option.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       07-02-2014 23:49 PM
@Toomuchfun Interestingly enough it was 2 years ago this week that I emailed Mr. Uriah {then a SM} and inquired if the screen name was inspired by: (a) the cuckhold husband of Bathsheeba ultimately murdered by King David; (b) a villain from the literary classic "David Copperfield" or (c) 70's rock band Uriah Heep. Shelly
Thought we were on same page, but .
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Thought we were on same page, but .       07-02-2014 20:47 PM
We were not swingers but as a young married woman, my first husband would bring up a similar topic of FFM during sexy time, he'd say "don't you have a girlfriend who might like to come get freaky with us?" I said, "maybe..but if I do, I get to have a guy come over next time." He was dumbstruck that I could even consider another cock besides his and totally was against it. So no extra pussy for him and no extra cock for me {back then anyway} To me, what's fair for the goose is always fair for the gander, or vice versa. If it's not, re-evaluate the path you are currently traveling. Mrs. Uriah Mrs. Uriah