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Jokes and Funnies feel free to add your own
FORUMS > General Discussions > Jokes and Funnies > Jokes and Funnies feel free to add your own       07-08-2017 09:29 AM
Late Night Vet Call... Her dog was in heat, but she agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog, while the neighbor was on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together and unable to disengage, as frequently happens when dogs mate. Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, and although, it was very late at night, she called her vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw." "Do you think that will work?" she asked. "Just worked for me," he replied.
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest       06-22-2017 20:07 PM
BF - the renter who used to live in one of our properties apparently housed his cats in a carpeted sunroom over the years. Turns out that they routinely peed on the baseboard heat and the carpeting. Talk about disgusting! With a lot of effort on my part, I was able to clear the floor of all the nasty debris. HT - there is an old hardwood floor underneath! It will need to be refinished (not by me), but new owners can decide what to do with it.
thoughts on having a Renter in the house who is also in the lifestyle . good or bad?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > thoughts on having a Renter in the house who is also in the lifestyle . good or bad?       06-22-2017 19:57 PM
I agree with Rabbit. While you might find a decent renter (and I strongly suggest you have them fill out an application, then check their references like you would for a normal renter), you can't predict how well they would screen their guests or if they would presume they could use the rest of your house. Some people live by the saying that it is easier to be forgiven than to get permission, but that only benefits the egregious person. It's a pain in the ass for the person who is being taken advantage of. Are you hoping to establish a polyamorous relationship with someone long term? If so, take a look at the Polyamory thread in this website. There might be some good advice there.
Obituaries
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Obituaries       06-22-2017 09:52 AM
I agree, VA. It happens all the time, unfortunately, and is maddening. Then there's the other side of the coin, when crap like mass shootings occur, and what seems to be a logical solution to me (and supported by many others, I might add) is overridden by NRA supporters. But that's not what I wanted to write about. The article about the death-by-exploding-canister you quoted said: "Authorities in Eastern France told the French newspaper 20 Minutes, that Burger, 33, suffered cardiac arrest in her home in Galfingue on Saturday and firefighters were able to revive her heartbeat. But Burger was unconscious when she arrived to the hospital and died the following day..." You all likely remember when Princess Diana died, right? She was seriously injured in a car accident and taken ever so slowly to the hospital in an ambulance because French doctors believe the less jostling of a patient, the greater the likelihood of survival. At the time, there was a huge outcry from U.S. doctors and other medical staff whose experience has shown the sooner a patient gets to a hospital for their care, the more likely they are to survive. After all, hospitals have SO MUCH MORE vital equipment than ambulances ever will, and there was some debate over whether or not Princess Di would have made it. I wonder if the young Ms. Burger would have survived had she gotten to the hospital in a timely manner.
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-19-2017 21:44 PM
Bone
Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!       06-15-2017 21:32 PM
Off
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-14-2017 22:19 PM
Hastily
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-14-2017 17:55 PM
Stop
Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!       06-13-2017 22:06 PM
Tease
The morning news anything worth conversing about
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The morning news anything worth conversing about       06-13-2017 22:04 PM
Oh, no! Hoping for a safe outcome for everyone.
Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!       06-13-2017 17:27 PM
crash
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-13-2017 17:26 PM
redemption
HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017       06-12-2017 23:35 PM
That's awesome, Chezde!
Bring back the Fun
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bring back the Fun       06-12-2017 19:06 PM
"But it's way cooler when he says it." No argument there.
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest       06-12-2017 19:05 PM
HT - we had almost enough leftover spaghetti sauce to create the dinner meal for us tonight. BF - the jar holding about 1 cup of very similarly-colored, appearance and smell that I added to the spaghetti sauce turned out to be the BBQ sauce I made last week. HT - it actually doesn't taste bad. Good thing I can laugh at myself.
Bring back the Fun
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bring back the Fun       06-12-2017 18:27 PM
"He dubbed Mrs VA "realmegasexy"." And I believe the rest of us nodded in agreement. ;^D
HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017       06-12-2017 17:29 PM
HT - yesterday I was happily proud to represent my church by marching in Milwaukee's Gay Pride Parade and carrying a "Standing on the Side of Love" banner with the church's name on it. We got lots of applause, smiles, thumbs up, waves, etc., showing support from the parade watchers. I hope this will encourage them to drop in to check us out.
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-12-2017 17:24 PM
innie
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-12-2017 08:27 AM
Memory
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest       06-11-2017 01:06 AM
Congrats, Sorillo! Wish I could hear you play sometime.
Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!       06-10-2017 22:58 PM
knuckles
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       06-10-2017 15:30 PM
I don't make enough money to buy cheap stuff. A successful business man I knew.
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-10-2017 11:46 AM
greedy
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-10-2017 08:55 AM
Air
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-09-2017 21:52 PM
pie
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-09-2017 20:49 PM
hill
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-09-2017 19:41 PM
polish
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-09-2017 06:53 AM
Harley
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-08-2017 20:33 PM
lift off
Fun Facts
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fun Facts       06-08-2017 19:50 PM
My brother used to occupy more than his 1/3 of the back seat when the family would take driving vacations, spreading his legs wide. My sister and I thought he was just being intentionally irritating (which is probably true) and never believed his protestations that he "needed" all the extra room. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. I don't think I wanna know!
Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!       06-08-2017 16:43 PM
belch
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-08-2017 07:00 AM
Room
Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!       06-08-2017 06:59 AM
Neutered
Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!       06-07-2017 21:26 PM
Broken
Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!       06-07-2017 20:43 PM
Promise
Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!       06-07-2017 20:30 PM
Determination
Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!       06-07-2017 20:26 PM
Singular
Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!       06-07-2017 20:18 PM
Shot
Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!       06-07-2017 15:19 PM
Donkey
Simple Pleasures
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Simple Pleasures       06-06-2017 19:01 PM
SP - having a neighbor who is willing and able to help with a variety of odd jobs. Today I needed help unloading a new cooktop from my car, and without hesitation he offered his assistance.
Make the Forum Great again!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Make the Forum Great again!       06-06-2017 18:17 PM
I totally agree that when the option of choosing a picture to go along with the forum post was eliminated, a whole lot of the fun when out of posting. The new policy also had an effect on my enthusiasm for uploading new public pics, even though we have some great candidates.
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-06-2017 17:54 PM
Wonder
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       06-06-2017 14:07 PM
Hotrob, I am so sorry to hear about your friend's cancer. A second opinion might be a good idea so they can consider a variety of treatment options, but that's entirely up to them. Why can't SM block people?
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-06-2017 08:08 AM
Electric
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-05-2017 20:33 PM
Doctor
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-05-2017 17:35 PM
Jackson
Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!       06-05-2017 17:34 PM
Presence
Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!       06-05-2017 14:56 PM
Shield
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-05-2017 12:55 PM
Oh!
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-04-2017 14:25 PM
couple
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest       06-03-2017 22:47 PM
HT - we went out late this afternoon to see the Wonder Woman movie and enjoyed it. BF - the dinner we had afterward was okay until I tried the chopped lettuce that came with my meal. It tasted of cigarette smoke. I grew up with a smoker and likely was served food with that unique taste. Since we have a smoke-free home and always have, this was an unwelcome blast from the past. :-/
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-03-2017 22:42 PM
rocket
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-03-2017 15:05 PM
Bite
HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017       06-03-2017 14:44 PM
As Jimmy McGill says, it's all good. No harm, no foul.
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-03-2017 12:21 PM
Sweetness
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest       06-03-2017 08:46 AM
HT - we are getting the predicted thunderstorm and rain that I was hoping for after spreading wildflower seeds in a large area yesterday. BF - the thunder makes my dog nervous.
HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017       06-02-2017 21:39 PM
Thank you, Ms. Peghey! I'm rather fond of yours, too.
HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017       06-02-2017 20:40 PM
One of the great things about shopping in a really, really small town is the trust that is extended. A couple days ago I stopped at a small local nursery to see what items they had, then returned today to make my purchases. I didn't know they don't take credit cards, forgot my checkbook and was low on cash. The attendant gave me the bill, loaded up my purchases in my car, and told me to send in a check. Which I did, as soon as I arrived home, which is one reason they take that kind of risk here. People generally follow through on their promises.
Ruin a date in 5 words
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Ruin a date in 5 words       06-02-2017 20:34 PM
See? My shit doesn't stink!
HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017       06-02-2017 19:20 PM
"HT: a "Scandle" less convo. So entertaining! ;^) ~lady~" You rang, Lady?
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-02-2017 14:43 PM
ve.............over
5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)       06-02-2017 14:42 PM
I'm not based in NOLA but my heart LONGS for this beautiful, friendly city. Perhaps the next time I visit, the BONGS of a chime will announce my arrival! Either that or the SONGS of the South.
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-02-2017 09:49 AM
Chips
5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)       06-02-2017 09:47 AM
Compared to RATES charged to play a lot of games, a simple STARE lets us off easy. However, a SPATE of such behavior will bring on SPITE and a SMITE or two.
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-02-2017 09:40 AM
Dance
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-02-2017 06:56 AM
Why
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-01-2017 21:46 PM
sorry!
How to move pictures from gallery to gallery
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How to move pictures from gallery to gallery       06-01-2017 21:45 PM
A quick answer for Dan: IF and only if the pictures have been approved for the same designation (Public OR Private OR Personal) you can move pictures around between galleries within those same designations. For example, if you have a picture that was approved as Private, you are not allowed to move it to Public or Personal. If the photos are in the right place, then go to Tools/Picture Tools/Manage Galleries to move them to another gallery within the main heading.
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-01-2017 21:39 PM
Zip
Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!       06-01-2017 13:30 PM
concussed
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-01-2017 10:31 AM
lining
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-01-2017 08:43 AM
Liquid
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-01-2017 08:41 AM
stocking
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-01-2017 08:34 AM
walk
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-01-2017 08:27 AM
fruit
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-31-2017 21:05 PM
Pin
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-31-2017 15:28 PM
conference
Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!       05-31-2017 15:27 PM
flag
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-31-2017 11:26 AM
spice
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-31-2017 10:07 AM
tangent
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-31-2017 07:02 AM
Glide
Anyone in tallahassee want to dp
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Anyone in tallahassee want to dp       05-30-2017 21:38 PM
Butch, I think a lot of the answer will depend on the woman herself. How much experience does she have doing anal? Has she used toys only, or cock, too? How big was whatever it was she inserted anally? If she hasn't done any anal at all, I can only imagine it would be painful to get two cocks in there. Some of the suggestions I've read (that Tramp referred to) include making sure one of the cocks is fairly narrow, at least for the first time, but it's going to depend on so many other factors like how fit she is sexually, how much foreplay you engage in to help her body relax, whether you use a good lube, how patient you are and how willing to take it slow, etc. Good luck finding the other threads, but it will really help.
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-30-2017 21:31 PM
Mink
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-30-2017 21:23 PM
POP!
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-30-2017 20:42 PM
pour
Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!       05-30-2017 20:39 PM
worm
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-30-2017 20:38 PM
rewind
Ruin a date in 5 words
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Ruin a date in 5 words       05-30-2017 18:32 PM
Just ignore the cockroaches, okay?
Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Word Association 201 - read the freaking rules!       05-30-2017 18:29 PM
flushed
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-30-2017 18:29 PM
environment
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-29-2017 19:28 PM
turtled
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-29-2017 17:36 PM
Sailing
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-29-2017 17:04 PM
Friend
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-29-2017 15:59 PM
Harness
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-29-2017 14:56 PM
cave
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-29-2017 12:29 PM
Nice
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-29-2017 10:14 AM
migration
Responding to emails
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Responding to emails       05-28-2017 19:14 PM
To answer your question about posted ages, this website does NOT automatically update for you so it is up to each profile owner to take care of it - or not. I know a lovely woman here in her 40s who lists her age as 70, probably in an effort to keep the really young SMs from contacting her. Other people change their age number up and down on a whim, whatever suits their mood. In any case, welcome to the Forums.
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-28-2017 18:53 PM
Secret
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-28-2017 17:32 PM
stake
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