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Jokes and Funnies feel free to add your own
FORUMS > General Discussions > Jokes and Funnies > Jokes and Funnies feel free to add your own       07-08-2017 09:29 AM
Late Night Vet Call... Her dog was in heat, but she agreed to look after her neighbor's male dog, while the neighbor was on vacation. She had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heard awful howling sounds. She rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together and unable to disengage, as frequently happens when dogs mate. Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, and although, it was very late at night, she called her vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice. After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs. I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw." "Do you think that will work?" she asked. "Just worked for me," he replied.
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest       06-22-2017 20:07 PM
BF - the renter who used to live in one of our properties apparently housed his cats in a carpeted sunroom over the years. Turns out that they routinely peed on the baseboard heat and the carpeting. Talk about disgusting! With a lot of effort on my part, I was able to clear the floor of all the nasty debris. HT - there is an old hardwood floor underneath! It will need to be refinished (not by me), but new owners can decide what to do with it.
Obituaries
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Obituaries       06-22-2017 09:52 AM
I agree, VA. It happens all the time, unfortunately, and is maddening. Then there's the other side of the coin, when crap like mass shootings occur, and what seems to be a logical solution to me (and supported by many others, I might add) is overridden by NRA supporters. But that's not what I wanted to write about. The article about the death-by-exploding-canister you quoted said: "Authorities in Eastern France told the French newspaper 20 Minutes, that Burger, 33, suffered cardiac arrest in her home in Galfingue on Saturday and firefighters were able to revive her heartbeat. But Burger was unconscious when she arrived to the hospital and died the following day..." You all likely remember when Princess Diana died, right? She was seriously injured in a car accident and taken ever so slowly to the hospital in an ambulance because French doctors believe the less jostling of a patient, the greater the likelihood of survival. At the time, there was a huge outcry from U.S. doctors and other medical staff whose experience has shown the sooner a patient gets to a hospital for their care, the more likely they are to survive. After all, hospitals have SO MUCH MORE vital equipment than ambulances ever will, and there was some debate over whether or not Princess Di would have made it. I wonder if the young Ms. Burger would have survived had she gotten to the hospital in a timely manner.
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-19-2017 21:44 PM
Bone
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-14-2017 22:19 PM
Hastily
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-14-2017 17:55 PM
Stop
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-13-2017 17:26 PM
redemption
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest       06-12-2017 19:05 PM
HT - we had almost enough leftover spaghetti sauce to create the dinner meal for us tonight. BF - the jar holding about 1 cup of very similarly-colored, appearance and smell that I added to the spaghetti sauce turned out to be the BBQ sauce I made last week. HT - it actually doesn't taste bad. Good thing I can laugh at myself.
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-12-2017 17:24 PM
innie
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-12-2017 08:27 AM
Memory
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest       06-11-2017 01:06 AM
Congrats, Sorillo! Wish I could hear you play sometime.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       06-10-2017 15:30 PM
I don't make enough money to buy cheap stuff. A successful business man I knew.
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-10-2017 11:46 AM
greedy
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-10-2017 08:55 AM
Air
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-09-2017 21:52 PM
pie
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-09-2017 20:49 PM
hill
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-09-2017 19:41 PM
polish
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-09-2017 06:53 AM
Harley
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-08-2017 20:33 PM
lift off
Fun Facts
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fun Facts       06-08-2017 19:50 PM
My brother used to occupy more than his 1/3 of the back seat when the family would take driving vacations, spreading his legs wide. My sister and I thought he was just being intentionally irritating (which is probably true) and never believed his protestations that he "needed" all the extra room. Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. I don't think I wanna know!
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-08-2017 07:00 AM
Room
Simple Pleasures
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Simple Pleasures       06-06-2017 19:01 PM
SP - having a neighbor who is willing and able to help with a variety of odd jobs. Today I needed help unloading a new cooktop from my car, and without hesitation he offered his assistance.
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-06-2017 17:54 PM
Wonder
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-06-2017 08:08 AM
Electric
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-05-2017 20:33 PM
Doctor
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-05-2017 17:35 PM
Jackson
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-05-2017 12:55 PM
Oh!
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-04-2017 14:25 PM
couple
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest       06-03-2017 22:47 PM
HT - we went out late this afternoon to see the Wonder Woman movie and enjoyed it. BF - the dinner we had afterward was okay until I tried the chopped lettuce that came with my meal. It tasted of cigarette smoke. I grew up with a smoker and likely was served food with that unique taste. Since we have a smoke-free home and always have, this was an unwelcome blast from the past. :-/
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-03-2017 22:42 PM
rocket
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-03-2017 15:05 PM
Bite
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-03-2017 12:21 PM
Sweetness
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest       06-03-2017 08:46 AM
HT - we are getting the predicted thunderstorm and rain that I was hoping for after spreading wildflower seeds in a large area yesterday. BF - the thunder makes my dog nervous.
Ruin a date in 5 words
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Ruin a date in 5 words       06-02-2017 20:34 PM
See? My shit doesn't stink!
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-02-2017 14:43 PM
ve.............over
5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)       06-02-2017 14:42 PM
I'm not based in NOLA but my heart LONGS for this beautiful, friendly city. Perhaps the next time I visit, the BONGS of a chime will announce my arrival! Either that or the SONGS of the South.
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-02-2017 09:49 AM
Chips
5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 (yes that's right 5!!!) letter word game (now w/ the rules)       06-02-2017 09:47 AM
Compared to RATES charged to play a lot of games, a simple STARE lets us off easy. However, a SPATE of such behavior will bring on SPITE and a SMITE or two.
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-02-2017 09:40 AM
Dance
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-02-2017 06:56 AM
Why
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-01-2017 21:46 PM
sorry!
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-01-2017 21:39 PM
Zip
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-01-2017 10:31 AM
lining
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-01-2017 08:43 AM
Liquid
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-01-2017 08:41 AM
stocking
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-01-2017 08:34 AM
walk
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       06-01-2017 08:27 AM
fruit
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-31-2017 21:05 PM
Pin
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-31-2017 15:28 PM
conference
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-31-2017 11:26 AM
spice
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-31-2017 10:07 AM
tangent
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-31-2017 07:02 AM
Glide
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-30-2017 21:31 PM
Mink
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-30-2017 21:23 PM
POP!
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-30-2017 20:42 PM
pour
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-30-2017 20:38 PM
rewind
Ruin a date in 5 words
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Ruin a date in 5 words       05-30-2017 18:32 PM
Just ignore the cockroaches, okay?
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-30-2017 18:29 PM
environment
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-29-2017 19:28 PM
turtled
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-29-2017 17:36 PM
Sailing
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-29-2017 17:04 PM
Friend
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-29-2017 15:59 PM
Harness
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-29-2017 14:56 PM
cave
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-29-2017 12:29 PM
Nice
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-29-2017 10:14 AM
migration
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-28-2017 18:53 PM
Secret
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-28-2017 17:32 PM
stake
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-28-2017 17:30 PM
circus
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-28-2017 12:42 PM
Fundamental
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-28-2017 00:02 AM
Off
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-27-2017 09:00 AM
grin
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-26-2017 21:48 PM
dearest
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-26-2017 15:43 PM
Hallmark
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-25-2017 22:11 PM
stocking
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-24-2017 23:37 PM
Roundabout
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-24-2017 21:50 PM
Bi-way
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-24-2017 10:07 AM
home run
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-24-2017 06:52 AM
Melted
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-23-2017 22:31 PM
nipply ;-)
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-23-2017 21:27 PM
gown
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-23-2017 20:39 PM
day
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-23-2017 17:23 PM
glass
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-23-2017 15:29 PM
blade
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-22-2017 23:59 PM
Buzzer
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-22-2017 13:24 PM
speakeasy
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-22-2017 08:53 AM
hound
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-22-2017 06:54 AM
Ranger
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-21-2017 20:28 PM
Music
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest       05-21-2017 19:35 PM
HT - my schedule and the weather finally coincided so I could do some gardening this afternoon. BF - I discovered there's a w-h-o-l-e lot of work to be done!
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-20-2017 19:05 PM
Block
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-20-2017 16:29 PM
Revenge
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-20-2017 11:44 AM
shine
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-20-2017 09:16 AM
Toast
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-20-2017 00:35 AM
Luscious
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-19-2017 14:54 PM
filling
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-19-2017 12:17 PM
flirtatious just sayin'!
word association
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-19-2017 10:41 AM
seduction
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FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > word association       05-18-2017 23:19 PM
Back-up
Feeling undesirable,aging, body
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Feeling undesirable,aging, body       05-18-2017 23:17 PM
naked, not nake
Feeling undesirable,aging, body
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Feeling undesirable,aging, body       05-18-2017 23:16 PM
Grace, you wrote "swinging means so much to me. It's my main diversion,and the social aspect is a big part of my life." If that is true, how have you been managing so far? Have your playmates been rude, critical, and rejecting? Have you stopped everything in its tracks when you got to the point of getting nake, or did you push ahead?
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