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Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       04-16-2015 11:12 AM
PG, pick me up in joisey on the way. I bet I could work a mean pole with a few lesson.
Simple Pleasures
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Simple Pleasures       04-16-2015 11:10 AM
Seeing one's friends very, very happy. Both two-legged and four.
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       04-13-2015 23:15 PM
Happy Birthday!
Locked topics
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Locked topics       04-10-2015 15:51 PM
WORD
Get more complacent soon Tigg!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Get more complacent soon Tigg!       04-10-2015 07:44 AM
So glad Tigg is back!
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       04-10-2015 07:31 AM
That mostly inaccurate description was so me...white numbers in a black box? Anyone know?
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       04-10-2015 07:07 AM
I have not been here in a few days, what are the black numbers?
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       04-10-2015 07:06 AM
Pop corn gone horribly wrong?
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       04-06-2015 16:00 PM
Holy Shit
Profile Question
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Profile Question       04-03-2015 13:02 PM
Oh hell, to each his or her own. I was just being a smarty pixie.
Sniglets
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Sniglets       04-03-2015 13:01 PM
I believe comedian Rich Hall used to do these years ago; my fav of his was ignisecond - the second, right before the locked car door slams, that you realize the keys are in the ignition. There should be some great swinger sniglets. I was inspired to form this one last night: Condomnation - the sad speech you must hear when you ask the Dood to put on a condom, even though you are sure that it was discussed in the first conversation, AND it is clearly stated in your profile. Proceed, you clever people
Profile Question
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Profile Question       04-03-2015 12:54 PM
Then that WOULD be down low, just sayin'.
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What A Great Name For A Rockband!       04-03-2015 12:44 PM
This is a stick-up...?
Profile Question
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Profile Question       04-03-2015 12:39 PM
But why is your dildo on the disabled list? That happened to me once, but it was just the batteries.
Profile Question
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Profile Question       04-03-2015 12:37 PM
Post of the year so far
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What A Great Name For A Rockband!       04-03-2015 12:22 PM
No Suspect Pussy - Petri Wish
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       04-03-2015 01:11 AM
That makes you 1 1/2 what?
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       04-03-2015 01:10 AM
Donnybrook. Great. Fucking. Word.
The Surf Club
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The Surf Club       04-02-2015 15:31 PM
E would never, ever refer to herself as a victim. She owned every single word she ever wrote.
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       04-02-2015 14:27 PM
Had it been, "win a fuck", I might have wagered.
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       04-02-2015 14:02 PM
Yes, I think he does have a safe in there, matter of fact. To keep the condoms, and the cock rings. The change of clothes is usually hanging up.
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       04-02-2015 13:55 PM
Fun left his razor in the truck.
Post of the day award
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Post of the day award       04-02-2015 13:53 PM
Of would be a bad preposition during oral - too bitey through, however, could work for me.
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       04-02-2015 13:51 PM
I might be getting used to these progressive lenses. I am not queasy, nor do I have a headache. On Monday I wanted to smash them into pieces.
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       04-02-2015 13:47 PM
I think it was fill in the blank
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       04-02-2015 13:31 PM
I consider myself an opertunitarian: I prefer a vegetarian/pescatarian diet at home, but if I am out at a restaurant, or if someone else is preparing, I will eat some chicken and red meat. perhaps lazyfuckingtarian is a better name for it.
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       04-02-2015 13:24 PM
Hahahahahahahahahaha!
The Surf Club
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The Surf Club       04-02-2015 09:51 AM
Not that I have an issue with you or even much care, Mr Heat, but you have written some of the most vile statements that I have read on this site. You have not been the only one, for certain, but if you see yourself as being victimized, I can only wish for you some major freaking introspection.
TV Shows
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > TV Shows       04-01-2015 11:00 AM
Now for something to break up the bored room: jezebel.c o m/buns-of-anarchy-a-retrospective-of-jax-tellers-beautif-1670564662
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       04-01-2015 10:56 AM
Good grief, I LOOOVE him.
Get more complacent soon Tigg!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Get more complacent soon Tigg!       04-01-2015 10:53 AM
which they will not, but as I have always said - this site is not a democracy. I can only vote with my dollars. After this paid membership is done, I will never give them another dime.
Board of judgement
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Board of judgement       04-01-2015 10:43 AM
"Bored of Judgement" is much more my sentiment.
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       03-30-2015 19:05 PM
Can we make vegan marshmallows when I visit? Apparently I need to put one in BT's mouth
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       03-30-2015 16:19 PM
Jeez Dood, you will have to help me out with that.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       03-30-2015 12:37 PM
Song For The Asking - Simon and Garfunkel
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       03-30-2015 12:35 PM
Yeah, sometimes my ADD brain leaves out pertinent details: the comment was made in a very loud bar, with a very loud band playing. The comment was partly a joke, in response to a teeny "hands off" lecture earlier in the evening. The timing was simply bad because there may have been a break in the music, or it was said more loudly than intended. I did receive an apology, I believe, and I was more amused than any other reaction.
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       03-30-2015 11:31 AM
Most of my good friends know. It just became too difficult trying to explain how I have friends, whom I visit regularly, in far-off places. If my Mom were alive, she would likely know and want to invite my swinger friends to FL, make a great dinner, and hear all their interesting, non-sexual stories. Funny story: One vanilla friend, whom I have not yet told, as she lives in FL, happened to be in NOLA at the same time I was, and a SM friend and I met her and her SO for dinner. At some point the SM said to me, rather loudly, "I waaant to fuuuuk your frieeend", which I believe she overheard, because she has never mentioned him again in a conversation. Ever.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       03-29-2015 23:14 PM
Usually girls try to keep there Mama's away from Fun.
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       03-29-2015 23:12 PM
A night out, full of music, in the super-cool town I often take for granted
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       03-29-2015 18:40 PM
Reign clouds, Boo
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       03-28-2015 15:41 PM
It is snowing!
What the hell are you doing up so early
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What the hell are you doing up so early       03-28-2015 11:45 AM
Perfect movie for a train ride...
Happy Thoughts 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts 2015       03-28-2015 11:09 AM
Whoops - meant for bitchfest - suffering from smokey brain.
Happy Thoughts 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts 2015       03-28-2015 11:07 AM
Last night I threw a piece of wood in the stove and went outside to get some more. When I walked back into the house it was full of smoke, and the poor, old doggie was looking at me like "Ma, what-the-fuck". I have been heating with the stove for almost 20 years and have never had this happen. The smoke was billowing out everywhere, and the wood was sparking and cracking. There is a horrible chemical smell throughout the house, and I have no idea what the fuck I am going to do. I have survived chimney fires, and I do not think this was one; I am awaiting the fireplace Dood. I think there may have been something funky on the wood.
Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015       03-28-2015 10:57 AM
So so sorry, Gina. It leaves such a hole in one's heart.
Happy Thoughts 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts 2015       03-28-2015 10:55 AM
Glad you had a fun night, PG! So nice to hear.
Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015       03-27-2015 18:15 PM
Like I just don't care?
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       03-27-2015 13:23 PM
Gina, you are such a thoughtful and wonderful woman, and the forum has and will be less ...well...everything, without you in it. I am so sorry for your distress. All the best to you and your husband, and I will be sending out strengthening energy to the two of you.
Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015       03-27-2015 09:22 AM
Thanks Guys, Look at it this way, mr va; you will never do it again, and at least you were not away for a week on a trip. Do they make alarms that float in the pool and tell you if it is too hot or too cold?
Threesome MFM, is there something wrong
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Threesome MFM, is there something wrong       03-26-2015 22:54 PM
Tigg, you are always the sweetest of gentlemen. I do not believe I have ever seen you be anything else.
Threesome MFM, is there something wrong
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Threesome MFM, is there something wrong       03-26-2015 20:32 PM
Hey Floyd, In my opinion, based on somewhat limited experience, there are quite a few great single men out there. What I have learned is if they do not seem like respectful and genuinely nice people from the first few emails or texts, do not cut them any slack because it is only going to go downhill from there.
Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015       03-26-2015 20:27 PM
Double eeeeekkkk Totally unrelated, unless I were running from a snake: fucking torn meniscus. That is not a rock band. Anyone have any experience with PT? It is degenerative and not from trauma.
Panties
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Panties       03-26-2015 20:23 PM
I take that as quite the compliment
Panties
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Panties       03-26-2015 19:30 PM
Doppelhänger
Panties
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Panties       03-26-2015 12:51 PM
Belongs in the "extra large heels" thread... as does one frequent poster, come to think of it
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       03-26-2015 07:16 AM
***snort***
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       03-26-2015 00:05 AM
Congrats, Mr va
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       03-26-2015 00:01 AM
Okay, not a shortage, but a hangage
Threesome MFM, is there something wrong
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Threesome MFM, is there something wrong       03-25-2015 21:44 PM
Asshat_Pixie?
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       03-25-2015 19:19 PM
Plumb right!
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       03-25-2015 19:18 PM
rabbit - I am bringing panties. There seems to be a shortage down there.
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       03-25-2015 19:04 PM
PG, I am in the process of cleaning out my spare room so I can hang a yoga hammock. I did an aerial yoga class two weeks ago and absolutely loved it. I have to find a stud to hang it in, and then if I get lucky maybe I can find a stud to hang in it. Ba Da Bum!
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       03-25-2015 18:55 PM
Stories We Could Tell - The Mavericks Heard this today and thought immediately of rabbit and scamp, so I am dedicating it to the two of you!
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       03-22-2015 16:52 PM
Whaaaaaaaat?
Latest received or given Pussy Licking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Latest received or given Pussy Licking       03-21-2015 09:31 AM
No one signed that post, so I am assuming 69!
Loss of a Life Style Friend
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Loss of a Life Style Friend       03-21-2015 09:29 AM
What a lovely thing to post. No matter how I try to explain it, my vanilla friends refuse to accept that many of us develop close friendships in the lifestyle. I am sorry for your loss. She sounds like an amazing and kind person who will be missed by many. Thanks for sharing with us?
Turning on the IM - an experiment
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Turning on the IM - an experiment       03-21-2015 01:36 AM
Ugg. I M stands for Idiot Magnet
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       03-20-2015 16:15 PM
Indeed
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       03-20-2015 16:04 PM
Now THAT would not be stubby
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       03-20-2015 16:02 PM
If you run into them, does that make them stub standard?
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       03-20-2015 15:27 PM
We is on FIRE tooday!
Fucking Friday
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Fucking Friday       03-20-2015 14:57 PM
Fuck that. Fucking kudos to the Scampster.
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       03-20-2015 14:54 PM
Hahahahahahahaha. Brilliant! I have been telling you I have the perfect chick up here for you.
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       03-20-2015 14:51 PM
Baby, you have it all wrong: I tease you about the chicks you Fuck whose PARENTS are under 50.
Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015       03-20-2015 12:24 PM
Shit be snowing on my crocuses.
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       03-20-2015 12:23 PM
So there with you, NJ. The baby thing after one email is an instant delete. Who do you think you are, Sinatra? Baby is reserved for only the best est of friends.
Quirks, Vagaries and Idiosyncrasies
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quirks, Vagaries and Idiosyncrasies       03-20-2015 12:19 PM
I think Toolces would be more apropos Toolces, the Driving Boner. "WHERE IS THE COCK RING?" "Toolces left it in the truck, I called him to bring it over." "Why, whaaaa? Why is the boner driving? A boner can't steer a truck!" Sound of truck goung over cliff End scene
Quirks, Vagaries and Idiosyncrasies
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quirks, Vagaries and Idiosyncrasies       03-19-2015 15:41 PM
Rock Band
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       03-19-2015 13:06 PM
Plucked a hoary bat out of the sink a little while ago whilst alternately screaming and having dry heaves. Why a HT? 1. It was torpid and not in any shape for flight; 2. It was actually an unusual and pretty cool bat; 3. It wasn't a fucking snake. I (irrationally) hate snakes and am on my own in snake removal for the next few weeks. I do it, but I nearly faint/ have a panic attack in the process.
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       03-17-2015 18:56 PM
**snort**
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       03-17-2015 18:01 PM
@smooth - how hot is that?
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       03-17-2015 17:13 PM
Nik West. - my relationship. I cannot get enough of this love child of Grace Jones and Prince.
Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fuckin' Bitchfest 2015       03-17-2015 16:40 PM
You could trade for cookies!
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       03-17-2015 16:35 PM
And BT, I got squishy, but it wasn't pee. That was such a fun night with such fun people.
whats for dessert
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > whats for dessert       03-17-2015 16:27 PM
Hey, I was thinking carrot cake. This craving will not go away. I am going to have to make one.
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       03-17-2015 16:25 PM
Proportionately pixieish! I love it! That moniker always elicits a snort
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       03-17-2015 16:19 PM
BT PP ODB
Quirks, Vagaries and Idiosyncrasies
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quirks, Vagaries and Idiosyncrasies       03-17-2015 16:18 PM
I do the same thing, and then the people catch me and ask for advice. I also sometimes find places that are too ugly to fuck in. I have a terrible time at clubs.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       03-17-2015 16:03 PM
Go Go Boots Are Back - Steve Earle
Happy Thoughts 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts 2015       03-17-2015 16:02 PM
The fucking exceedingly oddly adorable dream team, Much better than the adorable exceedingly oddly fucking dream team.
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       03-17-2015 15:58 PM
Apparently, she does not own a small business, cuz you no how that goes with Obama in charge.
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       03-17-2015 15:56 PM
Years ago, Joe Frazier dated the friend of a friend, and we were at a party together. His hands and arms were huge and like solid rock; when he shook my hand I think I peed myself a little. I remember thinking that if he ever hit a normal human in the gut, it would create a giant hole in the victim, like a Road Runner cartoon. I hope Holyfield is in a good mood
Pet Peeves 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Pet Peeves 2015       03-17-2015 15:45 PM
This is going to get ugly...
Buying cialis on line over seas any luck?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > Buying cialis on line over seas any luck?       03-16-2015 22:07 PM
***snort***
Getting women to actually attend M and G's and parties
FORUMS > General Discussions > Women Talk > Getting women to actually attend M and G's and parties       03-15-2015 09:45 AM
Hey BLT! Welcome back after hibernation!
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       03-15-2015 09:21 AM
Scamp's Blow and Go Perfect for the side of the trailer. Thanks for the progress report, happy rabbit. You two are the cutest.
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       03-13-2015 23:05 PM
Also, I found out I was accepted into a teaching practicum I applied for in the fall.
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       03-13-2015 23:02 PM
Organic, locally sourced caramel cashew and cinnamon bourbon ice cream.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       03-13-2015 08:49 AM
I am in a coffee shop in Lambertville NJ, and the coffee and company are so good that I am enjoying Neil Diamond on the sound system. I'm A Believer - Neil Diamond
Happy Thoughts -- 2015
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts -- 2015       03-12-2015 11:00 AM
Some of my favorite peeps in happy places!