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NFL FOOTBALL 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > NFL FOOTBALL 2014       08-22-2014 06:32 AM
Oh my laundry! I can'd b'leeve-aat dem stoopid cops didn't let'm off witta warning... dey muss be a cuppletree jaggoff Cleveland Braaaahns fans, n'at. Juss kids wit dat ma-diss-null mary-wanna r'laxin' 'fora meaningless preseason game. Dale be fine... could always work aaaht a trade ta See-addle or Color-radder where dem doobies iz liggle...
Decribe your Penis using the title of a movie
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Decribe your Penis using the title of a movie       08-22-2014 06:17 AM
--The Firm --Stroker Ace --Taken (by Mrs L) --What Women Want --In Too Deep
Ice bucket challenge
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Ice bucket challenge       08-20-2014 15:02 PM
Thanks Jinx&Minx I suppose it's possible to say that this is a gimmick or that other charities are more deserving of support, but this is fun... participation is voluntary and I'm enjoying all the videos. We support several charities... we are first time contributors to ALS and our donation will not reduce our aid to the causes we have supported for many years. Even though ALS is not as common as other illnesses, ALS research has the potential to benefit many other neurodegenerative diseases such as Parkinson's and Alzheimer's. I heard the same arguments why people did not want to support AIDS research... because there were more important diseases-- it made me want to stick my head in a bucket of ice water.
Decribe your vagina using the title of a movie
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Decribe your vagina using the title of a movie       08-20-2014 14:30 PM
I think for my wife it would be: --The Bone Collector --Deep Impact --Kiss Kiss Bang Bang --She's Gotta Have It --Fire Down Below --It Might Get Loud --The Harder They Come But let's hope it's never... --The Seven Year Itch
Ice bucket challenge
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Ice bucket challenge       08-19-2014 12:50 PM
Despite some of the criticism about this being a silly social media fad, The Ice Bucket Challenge has increased awareness about ALS and resulted in record donations. I will gladly do it and I will add something silly like a "shrinkage" double or nothing challenge where I will contribute an extra $100 to dump another ice bucket down the front of my pants. I consider myself fortunate that I can afford to make donations to charities and still have money left over to buy beer, Cheetos, store brand cola or whatever I want. I'm also doubly lucky that I have never faced horrible adversity like the victims afflicted with ALS or their families who are forced to suffer with them.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       08-19-2014 10:00 AM
njnybi- I like your taste... in music! I've been known to belt out Back In Black in karaoke. I'm in the mood to hear a hot woman scream, so until tonight the best I can do is play the song-- Going Under by Evanescence... turned up to eleven!
Sports: Football, UFC, Boxing, Wrestling, Golf, BasketBall, Baseball, soccer,etc Or any other Sport u would like to Discuss
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Sports: Football, UFC, Boxing, Wrestling, Golf, BasketBall, Baseball, soccer,etc Or any other Sport u would like to Discuss       08-18-2014 20:56 PM
Good one about Michael Sam, Mr. Ahoy!! It's a brave thing that he did and I hope Michael Sam has a good NFL career, although I disagree when I hear people comparing him to Jackie Robinson. I think Jackie Robinson had it a LOT tougher, but we'll see what happens. For me the feel good story of the year so far is Mo'ne Davis-- the little girl from Philadelphia who is playing for Williamsport, Pennsylvania in the Little League World Series. She's 13 years old-- only weighs 100 pounds, yet she throws a 70 mph fastball. She pitched a shutout in the first game and in the second game played shortstop, third base, first base and went one for two also scoring the winning run. I am very impressed with how she is handling all the media attention with grace and maturity... she also is quick to credit her teammates. I think we'll be seeing great things from her in the future. Now, a lot of guys wish they could "throw like a girl." Show me the Mo'ne!!
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       08-18-2014 09:41 AM
Yeah BLM... I like the song and the line "He's not a man, he's a loving machine, Jockomo feena nay" 1977-Ana Tijoux (damn, she's hot!)
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you       08-17-2014 17:21 PM
Sounds good to me, BT :D
NFL FOOTBALL 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > NFL FOOTBALL 2014       08-17-2014 16:16 PM
Heyder Jaaan! How'r tings? Choobinuptoo? Haaazat haaus up'air inda maaahntins by waya Altoona? Yinz c'mup-ere ta Gibbo 'n I'll ride yinz like dat Dunner-Bolt at Kennywood! Yoy! Insa-far as da pre-season goes, it's boring and means ab-slootly bupkis. As we cahntdahn tada reg-lar season Da Picksburgh Stillers have gots ta worsh dare hands uddat de-BACK-al lass 'ear wenday didn't make da playoffs for, like, da first time ever, n'at. Da vetrinz and 'specially coach Taaaamlin noze dat it's time ta craaap or get offda pot. Daaat's zack-lee why I tink dat our b'loved Blaaack 'n Guld are gun-sta go allda way and get anudder Superbowl vick-tree!! Daats my preDICKshun... an allayinz heard it first righ'cheer in dis craaapy SLS forum tread! As fer udder teams around da ligg, da best team in New Yerk izzem Buff-low Bills... aat's 'cause dare da ONLY team in New Yerk. Da Jints annem Jits plays dare games in East Rutgersford New Jersey. It muss be tare-bull to not be praaahd udda tahn nair frum... aldo dey do play where New Yerk dumps da garbage an where Tony Sporano dumps'em bodies. Juss like da garbage dumps up'air in Nort Jersey, Da Jints anda Jits are gonna stink dis 'ear. Dem Jersey Jints got a new O-fensive cord-nater... Ben Whack-a-doo is gonna run dat stoopit Chuck 'n Duck O-fence. Juss goes ta show what a lunch-head head coach Tom Coughing is, n'at. Jints quarterbaaack Elly Manning is a wuss witta weak arm... dale go daahn tada bottom of dat NFC Least. I tink dat da winners udat sucko division will be dem cheesesteak eatin' Filthy-delfee-yinz Iggles ahead of da Worshington Redskin Potatoes annem Dowas Cowboys. Anyways, on da start udda reg-ler season on September 7, Da Stillers'll give Johnny Manssiere andda Braaahns a cuppletree mathfulls udda turf at Hintz Filled ta welcome him tada ligg. Tree tings yinz can caaahnt on... death, taxes annat Da Stillers'll beat Da Braaahns. In week two our boys'll beat up on da crim-nals 'n wife beaters daaahn in Ball-tee-more. Dabby my preDICKshun ferda first two weeks, n'at. Airygo... Stillers fans... get aaht chur Tare-bull Tahls 'n get ready ta rut ferda Blaaack 'n Guld!! Here we go...
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       08-17-2014 13:36 PM
Ryan Fraud... oops, I mean Ryan Braun
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       08-17-2014 13:05 PM
Iko Iko--The Belle Stars Talkin' 'bout hey now...
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you       08-17-2014 10:23 AM
I want to ball Mrs SA at the masquerade ball!
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       08-16-2014 23:20 PM
Yes, nice to see you BLM! Gasolina-- Daddy Yankee
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       08-16-2014 18:33 PM
Well lou... I suppose once I get dry from the shower I should be READY to get wet again real quick!
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       08-15-2014 18:30 PM
Scandle-- I'm sure my behavior is ODDER than most... and I know that I DROVE a few people crazy with my dumb sports predictions in a different thread. But please allow me to explain... I am BORED easily and my CREDO is to try to have fun!! I also ADORE all the creative DOERS who make this thread so enjoyable!! I believe a thank you is in ORDER to anyone who has posted in this thread!!!
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       08-15-2014 13:42 PM
Meadow Soprano
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       08-15-2014 10:24 AM
The first time we DARED to try swinging I remember my heart RACED and my hard-on RAGED through the night... it was a wet DREAM come true!
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       08-14-2014 12:11 PM
Allegra Cole
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       08-14-2014 09:13 AM
BASED on the cornucopia of glowing certs in Mr Bridgetender's profile, it looks like the swelled head is below his waist. He certainly makes the ladies say, "EGADS... you gave me so many orgasms!"
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       08-12-2014 12:00 PM
Kourtney Kardashian
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       08-12-2014 10:41 AM
I'm with Scandle, I don't like crowds either... except for the fantasy of having a HAREM of women attending to my every need.
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       08-12-2014 10:26 AM
Gifted
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       08-08-2014 11:16 AM
Un Poco Loco-- Agua Loca ...for a sexy rumba dance.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       08-07-2014 22:13 PM
Burlesque may be TABOO to some people, but when PirateGirl wears one of her sexy dance outfits with BOOTS and fish net stockings... if she doesn't BOOST your libido, you're probably dead! She makes my cock as hard as a ROBOT...
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       08-07-2014 14:30 PM
In Canada they'd ask you ABOOT your lifestyle... eh?
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       08-07-2014 14:00 PM
Whitney Cummings
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       08-06-2014 14:57 PM
Well, when I was younger I had enough jizz to fill a FONDUe pan... but now that I'm older I DUNNO if I can produce a sea of icing. I am a poon HOUND and I aim to please the ladies, but if you want a MOUND of cum... then I'm BOUND to disappoint.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       08-06-2014 11:09 AM
Actually, I'm not too proud to admit that I'm out of my GOURD!
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       08-05-2014 14:04 PM
Yes the truth hurts, and I'm sad to say that my icing probably SOURS the scone a bit... sorry ladies. By the way, I would not take hours if Mrs Scandle were there to ROUSE me...
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       08-04-2014 10:33 AM
Oh, lemmie 'splain Scandle... a few days ago (if we scroll back in this thread) our lovely friend lou offered to make scones for bridgetender if he came out to Columbus. Anyway, I love scones, a Columbus M&G would be fun... and I could put an icing on the scones with SPERM by request. See... my wife is interested!
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       08-04-2014 09:30 AM
An APRES meet & greet scone would be one of many PERKS of a trip to Columbus!
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       07-31-2014 12:55 PM
Mr Bridge is being kind... after reading the SLS forums and his many certs, I'm convinced that bridgetender has more ROMPS in bed than James Bond. Seriously, he could make PORNS for a living...
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       07-31-2014 12:12 PM
I would like my lips and tongue to protrude on Mrs Uriah's clit until the entire bed is wet and SOUPY... that would get me all TOPSY-turvy!
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       07-30-2014 16:29 PM
Mrs Uriah- I'll drop the towel and kiss my way SOUTH on your lovely body until you SHOUT with GUSTO and SPOUT fluids... :-P
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       07-30-2014 00:34 AM
Nobody should ever do anything that they find to be YUCKO in the bedroom...
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       07-28-2014 09:51 AM
Thanks lou... and I remember how much fun that DUCKY tour was at the Pittsburgh M&G, despite the somewhat fowl weather. Do you a-grebe?
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       07-25-2014 18:47 PM
Thrilling
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       07-25-2014 18:44 PM
My mouth is often STUCK to my wife's pussy like a sucker fish...
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       07-25-2014 14:32 PM
I'm with Mr Bridge... I let the mechanic get under my car. I would, however, like to get under Mrs navy's SKIRT to flush her fluids and give her a lube job...
LIMERICKS Thread -
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > LIMERICKS Thread -       07-02-2014 13:54 PM
Mr Bridge, I'm not sure what to say... if she wants a "hall pass" it'd be OK. But would she be into solo play with your skin flute? It's usually not our way. ------------------------------- So Mr Bridgetender... maybe someday I'll lend her. So, my wife, we could ask even if you're up to the task... I'm sure a threesome would be her preferred "happy ender."
LIMERICKS Thread -
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > LIMERICKS Thread -       07-02-2014 13:07 PM
Mrs L would like Mr Uriah's group... with cocks that never seem to droop! A trip to Tennessee... with sexual OMG... would be a most memorable shtup!
LIMERICKS Thread -
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > LIMERICKS Thread -       07-02-2014 13:03 PM
We'd like to meet the Uriahs in Memphis. And visit the ghost of "The King" Elvis! Listening to the blues... with my face in Shel's cooze... tasting and fucking her pelvis!
It's Independence Day!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > It's Independence Day!       07-02-2014 12:58 PM
The 4th of July has always been one of my favorite holidays. I am patriotic and grew up in a military family. I like all that Independence Day signifies but I also love the BBQs and fireworks. My wife and I have a fun 4th of July tradition... we live on the top of a hill and have a nice private backyard. We can easily see the fireworks from a nearby community park while sitting in the comfort of our patio. We both love seeing the show and I suppose it turns us both on because Mrs L always massages me till I'm hard and rides me reverse cowgirl as we watch the colorful explosions in the sky. Mrs L has been gone for the last two weeks traveling for work... we're both looking forward to a loud, explosive weekend.
LIMERICKS Thread -
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > LIMERICKS Thread -       07-01-2014 18:11 PM
We've got to get down to San Antone. A great time, I'm sure, we'll be shown! Mrs L can have her way with Mr SA... whilst I give Gina the bone!!
LIMERICKS Thread -
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > LIMERICKS Thread -       07-01-2014 11:48 AM
Fun's limerick made Mrs L snicker. And giggling makes her cunny get slicker... She'd like a trip to the bayou, for an MFM screw... with laughs and for us both to dick her!
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       03-19-2014 14:58 PM
Thank you Shelly, that would be great... and my wife has only seen pictures of Mr U's very ample and turgid SHAFT. We can only imagine what FEATS of sexual pleasure will happen!
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       03-19-2014 12:12 PM
If I'm going to feast, I'd rather nibble on women than eat PASTA, TAPAS, PITAS, or even delicious almond PASTE. I prefer the taste of a woman over the best Scotch whiskey made with smokey Highland PEATS. I like to pull down her PANTS and taste her until, until she cums and her juices go SPLAT all over my face. Yes we should make PACTS to always eat orgasmic food!!!
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       03-16-2014 22:24 PM
Hugo Weaving "I'm going to enjoy watching you die, Mr Anderson."
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       03-16-2014 22:12 PM
OK... I was a bit HARSH and my sense of humor can be BRASH, but I don't think it HARMS anyone. It was just a little TRASH talking...
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       03-16-2014 19:24 PM
In case anyone CARES or may have been reduced to TEARS, I hope nobody READS anything into my 'pansy ass' statement... I was trying to SCARE you all by doing a little SABRE rattling. I would not want to do anything to SMEAR the good reputation of the guy in Nevada... I SWEAR!!!!
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       03-16-2014 17:33 PM
Some PANSY ass has just made Mr Leeza mad!! He don't need no stinkin' computer program... he just SNAPS his fingers and 5 letter words appear! Maybe Mr L is the Devil's SPAWN and seeks to corrupt morality using 5 letter words with PLANS to send the world into the apocalypse. All of you in this thread are PAWNS in his wicked game as we approach armageddon. I hope this WARNS you to repent.
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       03-14-2014 10:14 AM
Wyatt Earp
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       03-14-2014 10:11 AM
The blue dress may be stained with LINES of man RESIN. When that happens, Mr Leeza usually TRIES to say something funny like, "I can't believe it's nut butter." Oh well... sometimes it's WISER to say nothing at all, yes SIREE...
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       03-12-2014 18:30 PM
Me too, especially the veins in my PENIS... she has also sent chills up and down my SPINE ever SINCE I first laid eyes on her sexy pictures. Yes that Mrs Uriah... I'd like to help get her so excited that she makes NOISE like a SIREN!
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       03-06-2014 13:36 PM
Stuart Sutcliffe The fifth Beatle... think about it! (((chills)))
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       03-06-2014 13:27 PM
I'd love to dance with you, Shelly... and after seeing the NUDES in your picture gallery, I'd be excited about what might ENSUE after. You are as alluring as the goddess VENUS!
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       03-05-2014 21:09 PM
Oh the STING of being repeatedly beaten to the punch in this thread tonight!! But I should not go off on one of my SNITS... I have enjoyed my STINT in this thread lately. The creativity is amazing! When we meet, the first few PINTS are on me!
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       03-05-2014 20:14 PM
Caring (we're doing well, very busy though...)
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       03-05-2014 13:56 PM
Delightful
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       03-05-2014 10:49 AM
I would try to SNEAK in front of Mr Bridge to SNACK on Ms Kibbs... it would get me so excited that it would not take more than a few YANKS on my trouser SNAKE combined with a light SPANK to cause me to blow a big load of SPUNK.
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       03-04-2014 22:42 PM
Erin Brockovich
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       03-04-2014 11:06 AM
If Ms kibbles is ever at a club or the beach, I'm sure she sends the guys into a PANIC as they try to get a closer look...
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       03-03-2014 11:15 AM
I'd love to make some plans with lou, and/or "plant one" on Ms kibbles, but free time is SCANT. I don't want to get on one of my annoying RANTS, so I SHAN'T worry about it. But it would be on my list for SANTA...
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       03-02-2014 17:12 PM
The last three posters showed pics of their sexy legs... I have PANGS of desire to be a guy who gently GNAWS their inner thighs as I work my way up to their GLANS.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       03-01-2014 17:38 PM
Getting together would be nice... I would love to get my HANDS on the ladies in this thread! Too bad we're all so far away. If there were only such things as magic WANDS...
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-28-2014 13:26 PM
I'm getting ANTSY thinking about Mrs Uriah in those outfits. But hell, she would still turn me on if she dressed up like an old YENTA. When I look at her picture, I want to kneel in front of her and slowly pull down that white silky bejeweled PANTY...
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       02-28-2014 12:57 PM
Rousing!!
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-27-2014 23:28 PM
I have many IDEAS as to how I would like to see Mrs Uriah's lovely ass... maybe in a French MAID'S outfit, or dressed up like a SAUDI Arabian belly dancer.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-27-2014 14:38 PM
Well, Bridge... since we are both over 50, that was many YEARS ago. However, I can't seem to ERASE that painful memory. There are many AREAS of a woman's body that still excite me... like their beautiful REARS! Nowadays, it's SAFER for me to have an erection in public thanks to pleated pants and the fact that looser fitting clothes are in style.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-27-2014 11:31 AM
I was thinking about Kibbles getting worked up and with cream on her scarf.. you should see the pup tent that just AROSE in my pants! This often happens when I STARE at women's ARSES. By the way, popping a boner in high school gym class was one of my greatest FEARS.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-26-2014 10:52 AM
I would punish Kibbs by making her clean up what I SPILL whenever I look at her sexy pictures... I hope that's not too SILLY! I also like seeing her in silks, as well as smooth LISLE stockings...
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-25-2014 10:01 AM
I'd be one of the MALES who LEAPS to plug Mrs Uriah's leaks...
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-24-2014 10:16 AM
bridgetender just KEEPS on entertaining us all and charming the ladies... he's as smooth as buttah!
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-23-2014 17:31 PM
I'd like to do some horizontal twerking with the ladies in this thread... and make a few WAKES on our waterbed!
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       02-23-2014 17:12 PM
Statuesque
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you       02-23-2014 17:08 PM
Meet, greet, have a beer, check out Mrs lbcpl's long legs and maybe take a stroll through the orgasmic, er... organic garden.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-20-2014 10:15 AM
When we have wine and cheese there are always many SIGHS of contentment.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-19-2014 11:58 AM
I think it's fun when my dick PLOWS my wife until she HOWLS with orgasmic delight!
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       02-19-2014 10:23 AM
Exciting
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-19-2014 10:16 AM
BT... you're a very entertaining BLOKE!
If You Could Only Have One
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > If You Could Only Have One       02-18-2014 10:50 AM
Rocky Road If you could only have one sex position? (Tough one, I know...)
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       02-18-2014 10:45 AM
Comely Whadda think Vladdy??
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-17-2014 14:57 PM
All it TAKES is a wicked woman to turn me on so much that I SHAKE with ecstasy and drain me until I walk ASKEW...
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-17-2014 11:03 AM
I'm sure the ladies in this thread could use their feminine WILES to get whatever they want...
mail, ascending-decending
FORUMS > Suggestions > Website > mail, ascending-decending       02-17-2014 09:08 AM
Thank you.
Simple Pleasures
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Simple Pleasures       02-16-2014 16:50 PM
K&B- I'm still cold from shoveling snow and I'm really looking forward to a warm day! Which reminds me... Sitting on our back patio at dusk on a warm summer evening and watching the blinking lights of thousands of fireflies.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-14-2014 00:21 AM
Any guy who is not turned on by the lovely ladies in this thread definitely LACKS a pulse...
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-13-2014 00:34 AM
lou, thank you for the compliments... it's very SWEET of you. And Shelly... looking at your hot sexy galleries make me as hard as STEEL!
HELP .ANY ONE IN THE CLAYMONT DE AREA A PLUMBER ?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HELP .ANY ONE IN THE CLAYMONT DE AREA A PLUMBER ?       02-12-2014 00:09 AM
Until they locate a plumber, I hope they have enough quality socks to help get them through this ordeal.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-11-2014 23:02 PM
I've opened my pics and I hope I'm not being too sexually OVERT... but I'm sure you've seen lots of OTHER guys more impressively endowed.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-11-2014 12:10 PM
I'm sure the pig HATES being eaten, but I'd be OK with a few of THOSE hot women in this thread nibbling on me...
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       02-11-2014 11:58 AM
Inimitable
Simple Pleasures
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Simple Pleasures       02-10-2014 23:34 PM
I'm a dood who likes the simple pleasure of: -a beer after a round of golf, -dancing, -homemade chili & cornbread, -watching the sunset, -a lazy Sunday morning in bed where cuddling leads to sex, and then finally getting out of bed and making waffles, -cool autumn nights where we sleep with the windows open and hear the sounds of frogs and crickets, -good night kisses.
LIMERICKS Thread -
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > LIMERICKS Thread -       02-10-2014 23:07 PM
Burrrr, this freezing cold polar vortex... shrinkage could give me a complex! But after shoveling snow... Mrs L makes it grow... and warms me with steamy hot sex!
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-10-2014 22:57 PM
It would be nice to have a M&G with fine WINES and sexy people! What a memorable SWING party it would be!
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-10-2014 18:33 PM
this party sounds fun... I'll bring some homemade cullen SKINK to enjoy after playtime! (It's a thick Scottish soup made of smoked haddock, potatoes and onions.) Here... let me feed you some!
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-10-2014 17:13 PM
yes, a spank and whatever other hanky PANKY you desire...
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       02-10-2014 17:03 PM
one of my many WANTS is to attend such a wine party... sipping wine, laughing and flirting until we all slip off our PANTS.
Slipping from a Pussy to a Mouth
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Slipping from a Pussy to a Mouth       02-10-2014 12:40 PM
I find the OP's scenario to not be believable. If he enters his wife doggie style while she is engaged in a 69 with another man, it means that he is putting his balls on the other guy's face. When a straight man has another guy's balls placed on his face, he would change positions. Straight guys don't teabag other straight guys... and, straight guys would not be OK with being teabagged. And, no, this is not a turn on for a straight man.