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5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       10-19-2014 18:24 PM
It would be my HONOR and pleasure to show you!
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       10-19-2014 14:10 PM
Well, it would be hard to find words if you were playing with someone WHOSE cock was in your mouth... the only sound would be HOWLS of pleasure! Care to be SHOWN???
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       10-18-2014 17:43 PM
If I was at KJ's door I would have a WOODY poking out of my pants as if it were saying "HOWDY!"
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       10-17-2014 16:17 PM
If I could be anywhere in the WORLD right now, it would be going through KJ's door or widow...
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       10-17-2014 13:55 PM
"To everything there is a season" Ecclesiastes 3:1 "To everything, turn, turn, turn, there is a season, turn, turn, turn." The Byrds
Vs
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Vs       10-17-2014 12:23 PM
Ginger or Mary Ann? What about that hot cougar Lovey??? White or red... red onions are better for a salad. Q: Speak any language fluently vs. being able to talk to animals.
Need a new profile name
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Need a new profile name       10-17-2014 10:38 AM
I thought of a few... - Oh Oh Oh Canada, Canuck-y (or Ca-nookie) -Physical Chemistry (or P-Chem), Orgasmic Chemistry, XXXothermic Reactions, Kinetxxx (or Kinky-netics), Thermodynamxxx. Good luck with your move, VAs.
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       10-16-2014 18:41 PM
Jennifer Grey I do not even recognize Baby with her new nose...
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       10-16-2014 12:57 PM
Forgive me, I'm feeling ARTSY at the moment... I stare like a bawdy SATYR wishing to cavort with the lovely maidens in this thread. I fancy their lady PARTS to be quite intoxicating, thus rendering me horn-y.
Vs
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Vs       10-16-2014 12:18 PM
Down... I would rather go down on Ms. KJ than tickle her with a feather. Would you rather live in a house that is spotlessly neat & clean, vs. one that's a little bit messy?
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       10-14-2014 23:04 PM
Kip Dynamite "Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       10-14-2014 17:13 PM
Leeza... Gibbons ;^@
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       10-14-2014 12:25 PM
Oh...and good one about Mrs. Doubtfire njny!! :^*
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       10-14-2014 12:24 PM
Buford T. Pusser
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       10-14-2014 11:34 AM
Stanley Ipkiss
Mixed Metaphors and Idiotic Idioms
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Mixed Metaphors and Idiotic Idioms       10-14-2014 09:45 AM
"Hindsight is 50-50..." Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton. I think when he lays his cards on the table, it's not a full deck. Yes, he dropped the ball and now it's in his court.
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       10-14-2014 08:49 AM
Humbert Humbert
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       10-13-2014 21:24 PM
njny- I like the song Smalltown Boy too... although I didn't think it was sung by a dood. Why I'm Here-- Oleander
NFL FOOTBALL 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > NFL FOOTBALL 2014       10-13-2014 11:21 AM
Hey Jaaaan darling... haaa 'baaaht dem Picksburgh Penn-guns? Picksburgh truly is da City-a-Champ-yinz!!! Congraggie-lay-shinz Mister Nic-at-Night... yinz' Braaahns got da bedder 'vuss. Way ta go A-hya... Jan... lotta tings needs fixed wit da Blaaack 'n Guld. I tinks it may be time ferda Roonies ta clean haaaus... until den, I'll be poppin' 'em prozaaacks. Hey Fraaaank, what happened ta dem Jersey Jints? I toll 'jinz dat Mr Magoo's chuck 'n duck O-fence wouldn't werk. Dem Philthy-delphy-yinz Iggles eggs-posed dat da Jints'r goin' nowheres annat Coach Coughing is a stoopit lunch-head. 'Stoo bad abaaaht dat salsa dancin' wide receiver udda Jintz-- Victor Cruz... he blowed up his Penn 'n Teller tendon or sumpfin like aaat, so he's 'sgonna be aaaaht ferda year. My wife, da beau-D-ful Missus Leeza, is a big fan uddem Philthy Big Birds, n'at. She was wearin' her Nick Foltz jersey as I was makin' cheesesteaks ta cell-brate da beatdaaahn uddem Jints byda Iggles.
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       10-13-2014 10:38 AM
Cheese-zaaam!!
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       10-13-2014 10:35 AM
Desi Arnez Loooosie... you have some 'splainin' to do!!
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       10-12-2014 17:10 PM
Tweek Tweak
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       10-12-2014 13:59 PM
Lea Thompson
NFL FOOTBALL 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > NFL FOOTBALL 2014       10-12-2014 11:08 AM
Jan, I'm gla'jinz likes da preDICKshunz, n'at. I noze dis year ain'd dare best so far, but dale find a way ta dooder jobs 'n git wit goin' ta da playoffs like da champ-yinz dey are. Now, abaaht tahday's game... oh my laundry, kin alla-yinz bleeve dat Lost Vegas is callin' da Stillers unnerdogs against 'em Braaahn Dogs. What a buncha stoopit lunch-head jaggoffs dem gamm-blurs are... done-dey knows dat inna last 28 times deeze two D-vision rivals haf played, Da Blaaack 'n Guld haf WON 25 uddem games. An nummer seven Big Ben is 18-1 against 'em skid marks. Da Stillers'll continue dare domm-nintz... da Braaahns are goin' daaahn. I don'd even tink da game'll be close... evendo da Braaahns haf won a few games, dare run D-fence is turdy-ith (30th) inda NFL ligg, dat's as worst as Cleveland's economy, n'at. Dissle 'nable Da Stillers ta get baaack ta da graaahnd game 'n run da ball daaahn nair troats. Mize well makes my weakly preDICKshunz: Da Great Picksburgh Stillers-- Baaaht a hunnert (~100) Da Cleveland Skid Marks-- Tree (3) In da Sundy nite game, Da New Jersey Jints are takin' a trip daaahn da Turnpike ta plays 'em Philthy-delphy-yinz Iggles. Now my wife, Missus Leeza, is a big Iggles fan. She'll be wearin' her Nick Foltz jersey, n'at. I'll rut ferdem Iggles 'slong as dare not playin' 'ginst da Stillers. I tink Phithy will clobber dat team from Nort Jersey. I'm pickin' da Big Birds ta git da dubya... Dabby my preDICKshunz... airygo.
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       10-12-2014 10:12 AM
Shecky Greene
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       10-12-2014 10:09 AM
The thought of KJ and I in the lotus position sends JOLTS of excitement through me (at least 1000 VOLTS). But I'm sure I'm not the only guy who would want to be your swinging sex toy... using whatever TOOLS we have to please you.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       10-11-2014 15:51 PM
Here's a scenario, KJ: if we met and decided to arrange play DATES, I would want to FEAST on you, however long it TAKES until you're fully SATED... I'd try to make sure you cum at LEAST ten times. Finally, when you've had enough I would BLAST my SALTY fluid all over you.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       10-10-2014 11:20 AM
I agree LT... when we were out at the watering HOLES on Bourbon Street, the alcohol consumption killed many cells in the frontal LOBES and also led to spontaneous LESBO activity with many OGLES from onlookers.
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       10-10-2014 10:54 AM
Benny Stulwicz ;^) njny
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       10-09-2014 21:33 PM
Pulmon-- Bajofondo (we danced to this tonight) peghey- a girlfriend served me matzo ball soup once... reluctantly I took a taste and said, "Not bad... are there any other parts of the matzo that's good to eat?"
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       10-09-2014 21:24 PM
We went to a SEEDY place on Bourbon Street... had a great time!
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       10-09-2014 00:00 AM
OK... so LT_LogRide VENTS about the rules, and Scandle (very wisely) puts her two CENTS in! No need to get all TENSE about a little game...
Post one random fact about yourselves
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Post one random fact about yourselves       10-08-2014 15:31 PM
RF- I think I'm hooked on quickstep... KJ- HEY... I'M GLIDING HERE!
Post one random fact about yourselves
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Post one random fact about yourselves       10-08-2014 14:11 PM
RF #1- Mrs Leeza has implants. RF #2- I know the difference between "your" and "you're." RF #3- My wife is turned on by intelligence, turned off by arrogance. RF #4- Mrs Leeza's implants are in her eyes.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       10-08-2014 13:41 PM
Well, if we COULD make it to a get together with the Uriahs, I think we'd be upgraded to CLOUD nine!!
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       10-08-2014 11:09 AM
If my penis could talk, every time he saw a COOCH he would probably say something like: "Put me in COACH... fuck her right over there on that COUCH!"
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       10-08-2014 10:42 AM
Harvey Keitel He's on Mrs L's island...
Would you have sex with the previous poster
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Would you have sex with the previous poster       10-08-2014 10:36 AM
F'sho... true dat!!
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       10-07-2014 14:32 PM
Thrilling
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       10-07-2014 10:55 AM
If we were at a swinging party with the KJs CHOCK-full of sexy people, I hope that I have one of the COCKS that Ms. KJ wants to play with... and I hope it ROCKS her world!!
Would you have sex with the previous poster
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Would you have sex with the previous poster       10-07-2014 10:40 AM
YYYYYYYYes!!!
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       10-07-2014 10:07 AM
What I Like About You-- The Romantics
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       10-06-2014 10:13 AM
"I'm smarter than the average bear... ehh Boo Boo." -Yogi Bear "When you come to a fork in the road, take it." -Yogi Berra "Does a bear poop in the woods?" -Unknown
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       10-06-2014 09:59 AM
Kibbles, KJ... have I told you that you both are so hot that you could melt an IGLOO? So... LOGIC dictates that it would be unwise to have sex with an Eskimo.
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What A Great Name For A Rockband!       10-06-2014 09:37 AM
Holy Condoms-- The Pregnant Nuns
Would you have sex with the previous poster
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Would you have sex with the previous poster       10-06-2014 09:33 AM
Yes... I'll try to make it the best 30 seconds she ever had!!
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       10-06-2014 09:28 AM
Ward Cleaver "Ward, you were a little rough on the beaver last night."
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       10-05-2014 17:33 PM
Lacey Underall
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       10-05-2014 15:48 PM
Well... now I'm just DYING to take a road trip to meet the KJs! We could enjoy two kinds of swinging-- a swingin' LINDY hop dance and some hot LAYIN' in our hotel room! One FINAL wish would be to go out for some tasty Carolina barbecue...
NFL FOOTBALL 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > NFL FOOTBALL 2014       10-05-2014 12:44 PM
Lass week was nuttin' shirt of toddle dee-BAACK-al, n'at. An aaab-sloot nightmare fer Stillers fans... im-bare-assed daaahn 'nair at Hintz Filled by dem Buccaneers. Our coaches 'n players musta been werkin' on dare golf game 'stedda watchin' game film, n'at. It can't get any worst when yinz loose ta da NFL ligg doormaaat. Da once form-middy-bull Steel Curtain D-fence is lookin' like Swiss cheese, n'at. Hope-flee lass week was a stiff kick inda dupa dat Da Stillers needs ta git wit getting baaack to our youge-lee winnin' ways... I nose dat our boys are too praaahd ta quit. We'll see if this week's practice took care of what needs fixed. Now... abaaaht today's game, our boys are goin' daaahn ta Floor-duh ta plays 'em Jaggersville Jagger-wires. Dat shud be anudder can-a-corn but after lass week, da Blaaack 'n Guld won'd take any-ting fer granite... so I have fate dat our boys'll come aaaht witta dubya. I'm sick 'n tard uddem lunch-head ESPeeiN anal-ists comparin' dat Jagger-wires quarterback Blake Bartles ta our own nummer seven Big Ben... soon as Bartles got himself two Superbowl Rings we can talk abaaaht dat, until den I wishes dade shut dare yaps. Mize well makes my weekly preDICKshinz... Stillers-- Turdy (30) Jagger-cats-- Twenny-tree (23) I also tink it's bad noose ferdem bandwagon jumpin Jersey Jints fans... dare gonna loose ta da Big Birds from 'Lanta. I also tink my wife's Philthy-delphy-yinz Iggles will have no prollum wit dem St Loose Rams, n'at. Dabby my preDICKshinz... airygo.
Sports: Football, UFC, Boxing, Wrestling, Golf, BasketBall, Baseball, soccer,etc Or any other Sport u would like to Discuss
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Sports: Football, UFC, Boxing, Wrestling, Golf, BasketBall, Baseball, soccer,etc Or any other Sport u would like to Discuss       10-05-2014 11:31 AM
It was a great weekend of college football... lots of exciting games! We were rooting for Ole Miss (sorry Mrs Sav) since we have never liked Coach Saban. I'm planning on roasting a duck for my Wildcat wife! My school won too... but wolverine is probably a bit gamey.
Would you have sex with the previous poster
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Would you have sex with the previous poster       10-05-2014 11:07 AM
Yes! And I'd like to see her with my wife, too...
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       10-04-2014 17:43 PM
Yes, KJ... and seeing you looking so LITHE and sexy makes me wonder if you would want to fuck me. Let me ask the Magic EIGHT Ball. Magic Eight Ball, will KJ want to fuck me? (((concentrate and ask again))) OK... Magic Eight Ball, will KJ want to fuck me? (((signs point to yes))) The Magic Eight Ball just made my day!! So many decisions HINGE on what the Magic Eight Ball predicts...
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       10-04-2014 17:06 PM
Adam Ant
So, whatcha drinking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > So, whatcha drinking       10-04-2014 17:02 PM
The old Moloko Plus, with vellocet, synthemesc and drencrom... just to sharpen me up.
Name game with a TWist
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Name game with a TWist       10-04-2014 16:46 PM
Hunter "Patch" Adams
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       10-04-2014 12:46 PM
Good one, VaBeach. No I don't think ebola is here... I heard that Fuel song in my car and now it's stuck in my head. Rockin' Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu-- Johnny Rivers
Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Submit the best lines from your favorite emails on sls       10-04-2014 12:38 PM
We got an e-mail from a single guy with no pictures and a three line profile... Him: Hey guys i'm a good looking straight man who had one bi experience but more importantly i have a cute "curious" girlfriend who is looking for her first experience we have pics via e-mail and i find ur profile fascinating and ur pics sexy thanks. Us: Thank you for writing. We appreciate the interest but we don't think we'd be a good match. A few months later we got this: Him: my girlfriend is shy and curious but loves your pictures she's a cute natural redhead curvy but firm - swimmer i'm tall dark and amazingly handsome lol not really but better than average looking we have pics via e-mail- for her first time i need someone cool she can be comfortable with we're new but excited is ur man 100% straight thanks Us: I guess you didn't read our previous reply to you, or our profile. We are not interested. Good luck in your search. Him: that's cool we're used to how many assholes there are on here no problem Us: Assholes? You emailed us... we said no in a courteous way. You obviously didn't read our profile. Then you emailed us again... after we said "no" for a second time you got insulting. So who is the "asshole?" Oh well, sometimes it's better not to answer...
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       10-04-2014 12:08 PM
"A clown made of mummified foreskin and cotton candy." --John Oliver describing Donald Trump. I met Donald Trump at a golf tournament and I thought he looked like Ronald McDonald... his hair was dyed bright orange, his comb-over made him look ridiculous and he was a pasty white ball of flab who probably bruises easily.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       10-04-2014 11:54 AM
Hemorrhage (In My Hands)-- Fuel
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       10-04-2014 11:49 AM
stem-ulating!
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       10-03-2014 14:21 PM
BT- Have you thought about kick boxing? There may be a future in it... "I never said most of the things I said." -Yogi Berra "What it used to be, the future ain't." -Yoda Berra
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       10-03-2014 11:18 AM
Gol-darn-hot... (b'leeve you me!)
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       10-03-2014 11:09 AM
SeduceMeTonight- if your body was a temple I'd like to get down in front of you and worship at THINE altar...
What are your favorite words?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What are your favorite words?       10-03-2014 10:31 AM
Yes lol... my favorite to hear too, Nic! I've always liked saying: Sphygmomanometer, ratatouille, duodenum, succulent, enrapture, mellifluous, dalliance and étouffée. I like the German word for excellent-- ausgezeichnet (especially when you yell it).
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       10-03-2014 09:59 AM
Comely
Sperm Donor Mix up
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Sperm Donor Mix up       10-02-2014 21:50 PM
Wow! Havingfuntogether sure is the master-debater! I do feel bad about this because a child is involved. The parents have a legitimate gripe about the mix up... but this legal battle and publicity probably will further hurt the little girl and that's a shame. I hope they settle this quickly.
What are your favorite words?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What are your favorite words?       10-02-2014 21:39 PM
Mamihlapinatapai
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       10-02-2014 10:50 AM
Zvezda
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       10-02-2014 10:15 AM
If I could BUILD a machine that would transform me into anything, I would want to be the pillow in that sexy picture of KJ...
Have you talked dirty to the person above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Have you talked dirty to the person above you       10-01-2014 22:37 PM
Yup... just did in the 5 letter word thread!
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       10-01-2014 22:36 PM
Seriously though, I would love to DANCE with the ladies in this thread until we get so horny that we urgently have to go somewhere to get NAKED... I'll rub, kiss and KNEAD every part of their bodies until their pussies are LADEN with dewy moisture and ready to fuck.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       09-30-2014 10:47 AM
Wow KJ... you URPED during a jive? Well, I've almost SPUED during fast dances and I'm sure it can UPEND the entire evening.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       09-29-2014 21:45 PM
If KJ and I were dancing an East Coast Swing and we UPPED the tempo of the song... we could dance a fast kickin' lindy hop or jive.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       09-29-2014 10:09 AM
Sweet Dreams-- Tanghetto ww w. you tube. com/watch?v=spK7HWF16ao Does it take two to tango???
NFL FOOTBALL 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > NFL FOOTBALL 2014       09-28-2014 12:34 PM
Hey Jan... id'nit a nice day fer a football game an anudder Stillers vick-tree. Diss week Da Stillers plays 'em 0-3 Tampa Bay Devil Rays or Buccaneers or whatever dey call 'emselves aaaht dare at Hintz Filled. Since Tampa Bay got no O-fence and no D-fence and no special teams diss is like a bye week fer da Blaaack 'n Guld. So, I tink we'll blow'maaaht. It warms my heart ta see da great Stiller linebaaacker nummer 92 Jame'Zarrison come aaahta retirement. I tink he's got lots more hard hits left inda tank. It'll be great ta see him baaack where he belongs aaaht dare at Hintz Filled. Mize well makes my preDICKshun... Da Picksburgh Stillers--- Niney-tree (93) Da Tampon Bay Buccaneers-- tree (3) Haf sum beer braaats wit sum culd Ayrns da worsh 'em daaaahn...an enjoy da game. HERE WE GO!!!
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       09-28-2014 12:02 PM
Whenever I hear the song Linger by the Cranberries, I sing it changing the words to "smell my finger." Red Skies-- The Fixx
Sports: Football, UFC, Boxing, Wrestling, Golf, BasketBall, Baseball, soccer,etc Or any other Sport u would like to Discuss
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Sports: Football, UFC, Boxing, Wrestling, Golf, BasketBall, Baseball, soccer,etc Or any other Sport u would like to Discuss       09-28-2014 11:49 AM
Pittsburg?? Pittsburg?? Hey Frank... yinz fergot da 'h' in Picksburgh, ya lunch-head. Yinz got some dippy grey matter... bitzels fer brains, n'at. Frank, yinz needs ta redd up yer Inn-glish... mebby go baaack ta da turd grade 'n learn haa ta saaahn ahhht da words, n'at. An anudder ting, Frank... hauscomb yinz brags abaaaht dem East Rutgersford Jints when dey win, but when dey loose yinz goes ghost? Looks like yinz are wonnadem fair wedder fans. **So Frank, haa many rings do dem Jerzy Jints have? Da Stillers are still nummer one, and don'chinz ferget dat 'portant fact!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ **Note- Leeza Cope is a character based on a much loved and now deceased former broadcaster from Pittsburgh. The drunken rants of Leeza Cope are meant for entertainment and do not reflect the views of the nice and usually sober Mr Leeza. w ww . you tube. com/watch?v=IdjYFleXNro
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       09-26-2014 14:21 PM
Back In The Saddle Again-- Aerosmith welcome back Nic
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       09-26-2014 14:13 PM
Mrs. Uriah- I would ADORE going golfing with you... lots of FOREplay!! To keep our round of swinging safe we'll make sure a condom is RAXED onto the stiff shaft of my driver. I'll bring a few extra DUREX lubricated party hats in case we get a hole-in-one!!!
Sports: Football, UFC, Boxing, Wrestling, Golf, BasketBall, Baseball, soccer,etc Or any other Sport u would like to Discuss
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Sports: Football, UFC, Boxing, Wrestling, Golf, BasketBall, Baseball, soccer,etc Or any other Sport u would like to Discuss       09-26-2014 09:42 AM
Hey Fraaank... so dat Jints O-fence is startin' ta CONE tagedder??? Well ain'd dat juss cheese 'n crackers! Good fer yinz, Fraank. Get 'churself a waffle cone anna Coors Light. Da good noose izzat Da Jerzy Jints won anudder game... da bad noose izzat dey won'd be able ta keep up witttat fass'paste high paaaahrd O-fence uddem Filthydelph-yinz Iggles innat NFC Least d'vision. Da Jerzy Jints quarterbaaack Elly Manning is all worshed up annat Jints O-fensive cord-nater Ben McAdoo or Mr Magoo widdat stoopit chuck 'n duck O-fence is goin' nowhere. Fraank... do yinz tink your Jerzy Jints can keep up wit Nick Foltz an dem teal green big birds?? I don'd tink so... Bye-da way... go Stillers!
What A Great Name For A Rockband!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What A Great Name For A Rockband!       09-26-2014 09:38 AM
Cone Together-- Joom Lennon ...and on the 'B' side-- Hey Joom
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       09-25-2014 14:57 PM
lou, I should have ADDED that I am not into the daddy and little girl role play fantasy, but I think you would look cute in a little pink dress with your hair in pigtails...
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       09-25-2014 12:56 PM
I love that song Gina! And I wish I could sing... but I did win a karaoke contest at a national meeting-- I did it with a gag, not talent. I got a nice prize and I felt bad that I beat people who sang beautifully. Breathe (2am)-- Anna Nalick
Vs
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Vs       09-25-2014 12:42 PM
Oh my... without a bra pleeease!! For a gentleman-- do the ladies like to see him wear a regular tie vs. a bow tie vs. a bolo tie. (I would also include an ascot tie... but I'm sure we all agree that it makes a guy look like a horse's ascot) -I've always worn bow ties, but recently I wore a bolo tie for a costume and several ladies said it looked good on me.
NFL FOOTBALL 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > NFL FOOTBALL 2014       09-25-2014 12:25 PM
Yer welcome dare, Jan... gla' jinz liked... I whishes we were watchin'aat game ta-gedder sow'z I cudda given' yinz a cell-brat-tory smutz!! Haa 'baaht my aaack-rit preDICKchinz, n'at. I muss be Nostril-daaahmas or sumpfin. And I toll'jinz dat Stiller Nation was a you-bick-it-us force araaahn da ligg... well did'jinz see alla dem taaahl wavin' Picksburgh fans daaahn nair in Cower-line-a??? It made me praaahd ta be ruttin' ferda Blaaack 'n Guld!! I'm l little bit jagged off dat I gave Cam Newt-scum an' da Cower-line-a O-fence too much credit... I shudda preDICK-tid dat our boys would blow'maaaht azzay did. I also taught dat Fraaank's New Jersey Jints would loose... I was wrong. Da Jints beat a team dat didn't know dey was playin' a football game. I'm buyin' da nex'raaaahnd of Coors Light and Twinkees. Airygo Fraaank!!
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       09-25-2014 10:51 AM
Building A Mystery--Sarah McLachlin
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       09-25-2014 10:38 AM
Maybe on that beach trip we could find a golf links... we could play a-round as a threesome or a foursome starting on the backside or the front side. I could CADDY for the ladies and help them keep their head down, legs spread and make good strokes to get it up and in... if it goes well, maybe we could play the front side over again...
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       09-24-2014 09:33 AM
The Look-- Roxette njnybi- ;-)
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       09-23-2014 14:32 PM
JW-- Do clams go camping?
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       09-23-2014 10:47 AM
Personal Jesus-- Depeche Mode
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       09-23-2014 10:44 AM
JW- Are clams really happy?
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       09-22-2014 16:16 PM
Driver's Seat-- Sniff 'n' the Tears
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       09-22-2014 14:12 PM
Romantic
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       09-21-2014 22:16 PM
It's been LOADS of fun in this thread lately. SADLY, we all live far apart...
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       09-21-2014 22:07 PM
Tamacun-- Rodrigo y Gabriela
NFL FOOTBALL 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > NFL FOOTBALL 2014       09-21-2014 13:38 PM
Lass week Da Stillers laid an egg but it's 'sno time ta panic. Lemmie remind allayinz abaaaht a few tings... Da Stillers are 6 time Werlt Champ-yinz, 8 time Caaahn-frintz Champ-yinz, 20 time D'vision Champ-yinz and 27 times got wit bein' inda playoffs. Dare are two kinds of football fans... Stillers fans and doze dat wishes dey were Stillers fans! Ta-night at eight-turdy da Blaaack 'n Guld'll take da filled against dem Cower-line-a Panters, and dale be lots of taaahl wavin' pro-gie eatin' Stillers fans daaaahn nair in Cower-line-a. As allayinz noze... Stiller Nation is a u-bick-it-us presence around da ligg. Wit da Stillers, dare's never rilly an away game, n'at. I might have Blaaack 'n Guld homer goggles (or mebby it's Ying-a-ling goggles), but I tink da Stillers'll pull aaaht da vick-tree. Panters quarterbaaack Cam Newt-scum 'sgot dat rib inj-ree... a cuppletree hits'll slow him daaahn 'snuf ta git in his face 'n force him to make stoopid mistakes. Da Stillers 'Tonio Braaahn 'sgonna step up 'n have a good game and we kin always caaahnt on Heat Miller. Anna big hairy Happy Burt-day ta da great D-fensive end Brett Keisel... I hopes he cell-brates turnin' turdy-six witta few big hits on Cam Newt-scum. My beau-D-full wife missus Leeza is ruttin' ferdem Filthy-delf-yinz Big Birds. She's even wearin' her nummer 9 Nick Foltz Iggles jersey... it looks good on 'er, n'at but I don'd tink it's aaack-rit beinizzat she's a 10!! 'Slong as dare not playin' Da Stillers I sez go Iggles. An I don'd know who's playing 'em East Rutgersford New Jersey Jints but dale loose again... I hear dat da over-under fer cannip-shinz frum coach Coughing is at 11.5. Mize well makes my weak-lee preDICKshunz: Picksburgh Stillers- Turdy-eight ///// Cower-line-a Panters- twenny-tree Filthy-delf-yinz Iggles- 'baaht a hunnert /// Worshington Foreskins- who cares? Ligg C'mish-ner Roger Goddumbshit will put his foot in his maaht 'least fitteen times. Dabby my preDICKshuns... airygo.
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       09-21-2014 12:15 PM
As USUAL, I'm impressed with the sexiness and creativity in this thread. I'd like to see us all at a few Hawaiian LUAUS where we could exchange a few leis!!
Would you have sex with the previous poster
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Would you have sex with the previous poster       09-20-2014 08:59 AM
Yondude- even if Mrs. L was attracted to you it would be a NO unless your wife grants permission. Stemwinder-- WOW!! Verry hot!! Thanks! Of course we returned the favor and if we take a trip south maybe we can return the flavor...
5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > 5 ( yes thats right 5!!!) letter word game       09-20-2014 00:17 AM
Well then KJ, I'll have to send you my sexual curriculum VITAE for your review... it has VITAL information such as oral aptitude, penis size and references from satisfied ladies.