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FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Men       08-01-2014 23:28 PM
Its nice when people have pictures period. Pot kettle black
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-01-2014 16:39 PM
HT- love all the communication from the Girls schools as the first day back approaches. Newsletter from the middle school full of great info for the first days of school, letter from the 4th graders teacher. New hair cuts and new shoes and they are ready. I'll miss my little helpers, but they are so excited about going back in 12 days.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       08-01-2014 14:47 PM
HT- vacation! FB- I"m not going on one :(
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > What's your WOD (workout of the day)       08-01-2014 11:19 AM
work out of the day was the farm girl workout. Cleaned stalls, dumped 22 muck tubs (which is lift heavy tub into wheel barrow, stack 3 and hope they stay while you push them UP hill to the dumpsters, lift them up over chest high dump into dumpsters) lifted 3 40lb bags of shavings in to wheelbarrow wheel them to the stalls, pickup carry into stall, set down cut open, pick up and dump them out, go get 3 more do the same. Picked up and emptied 3 50lb bags of grain. Will do some flexi work later and maybe some pole.
Fucking Friday
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Fucking Friday       08-01-2014 11:13 AM
no fucking here this fucking friday, ain't that a fucking shame. Trooper is at some fucking fancy resort with the fucking heads of the fucking company he works for.
should women shave there pussy hair
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > should women shave there pussy hair       07-31-2014 10:14 AM
opposite way around Bobby, when older people wish to have sex with kids its "pedophilia" and yes it is a crime.
Over50 and fine
FORUMS > General Discussions > Senior Swingers > Over50 and fine       07-31-2014 07:59 AM
hmmm since Trooper is always with a 46 year old, does that make him not part of the group?
So, whatcha drinking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > So, whatcha drinking       07-31-2014 07:55 AM
Chocolate milk, trying to gather energy to get through the next 5 days.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       07-30-2014 22:41 PM
and another HT "PG, take it down whenever you'd like. All I have to do is close my eyes. (There. That's my HT) "
So, whatcha drinking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > So, whatcha drinking       07-30-2014 22:35 PM
Uncle Tony's Amaretto
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       07-30-2014 22:16 PM
HT- just watched(3times lol) a very freaking hot video of one of my favorite pole girlfriends while drinking some freaking awesome Amaretto.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       07-30-2014 21:42 PM
Rainy Days and Mondays- The Carpenters
Food and a trip down Memory Lane
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Food and a trip down Memory Lane       07-30-2014 15:50 PM
Just drove by a sign for a Popeye's opening soon and had a flash back to a very memorable week-end...
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       07-30-2014 15:43 PM
Yon, I have been on break pretty much since you arrived in fora land. But we were SM friendly.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       07-30-2014 11:11 AM
perve while you can ;) you never know when I might take it down.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       07-30-2014 11:03 AM
only reason mine is open to anyone is so they can email me. And no its not a happy thought. Well emails from friends is. Balancing the desire to shut access down with keeping it open for friends since there isn't this option here isn't.
How's the Weather Out There
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How's the Weather Out There       07-30-2014 10:59 AM
This last winter about did me in. I don't know that I can do another one like that. We have had what maybe 5 actually hot days this year?
So, whatcha drinking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > So, whatcha drinking       07-30-2014 08:21 AM
well I'd like to be drinking chocolate milk, since its like my coffee, but for some reason we are out of milk. So blueberry yogurt smoothy.
How's the Weather Out There
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How's the Weather Out There       07-30-2014 08:19 AM
its KY in July....it should be in the upper 90's with heat and humidity making it feel over 100. It was 76 yesterday and this morning its not even 60. I'm not complaining, although if summer has been this cool, what is winter going to bring?
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       07-30-2014 08:12 AM
Hi Bayou!
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       07-29-2014 22:19 PM
have a good time Mr Va. I'm hoping we can take a trip in October/early Nov. somewhere. It will just be a long weekend though so will stay in the states.
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > What's your WOD (workout of the day)       07-29-2014 22:07 PM
2 hours on pole. I ripped skin in several places...ouch.
Fucking Friday
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Fucking Friday       07-28-2014 22:09 PM
Since I generally camp in fucking 4 star hotels there are no fucking fish to catch, other then trouser trout.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       07-28-2014 21:51 PM
Technically that is 3 letters.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       07-28-2014 16:07 PM
HT- its Monday, which means pole dancing and massage therapy. That always makes for a good day. Second HT is I have thus far managed to avoid wearing prison orange.
What's for Dinner
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Dinner       07-25-2014 20:18 PM
always nice to know someone is excited by something I do ;
What's for Dinner
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Dinner       07-25-2014 18:54 PM
If I had known one of my boarders had brought me a huge bag of tomato's I would have bought bacon when I was out earlier and would be having a bacon and tomato sandwich.
Booze of choice
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Booze of choice       07-25-2014 16:13 PM
I was very much a vodka girl. Still am, but I love some Uncle Tony's Amaretto even more. But it is hard to come by...
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > What's your WOD (workout of the day)       07-25-2014 10:42 AM
well I was going to hit Jillian this morning, but after 20 stalls, dumping tubs, moving around 40lb bags of bedding, and hefting 50lb bags of grain, I think I will just wait until later and work do rockin legs and abs which is my stretching routine. After taking the kids shopping for back to school.
Happy Birthday Mr VA!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Birthday Mr VA!       07-25-2014 07:55 AM
Happy Birthday handsome, hope you have a great week-end to celebrate.
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       07-25-2014 07:52 AM
I'm not on high blood pressure meds so I can have all the grapefruit I would like. metro . co.uk /2014/07/12/killer-blow-job-sexpert-says-her-technique-is-so-good-it-can-kill-you-4795606/ bustle . com /articles/32156-does-the-grapefruit-blowjob-technique-work-i-tried-it-and-the-verdict-is
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       07-24-2014 23:05 PM
"once someone stops changing or stops letting you change, love, life, is lost. Once you stop changing, you stop living and you might as well be dead because your soul is. "A soul mate is someone who challenges your soul." So true. So true. A soul mate is someone who lets you change while they accept who you are but more importantly who you will become." DH Lawrence
when should you step away from lifestyle?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > when should you step away from lifestyle?       07-24-2014 22:56 PM
we have friends that the wife was going through menopause issues. They still came to the club, he got to play, she just wasn't interested at the time. Now they are back swinging together again.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       07-24-2014 22:51 PM
HT- trooper will be home tomorrow night from another successful business trip.
So, whatcha drinking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > So, whatcha drinking       07-24-2014 22:49 PM
my evening glass of chocolate milk before getting in bed.
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       07-24-2014 22:19 PM
actually I sort of laughed because a girl who did a review on it says it was hard to get the pulp out of pubic hair. Ummm not a problem here.
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       07-24-2014 21:45 PM
lol supposed to be pretty awesome. And messy.
when should you step away from lifestyle?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > when should you step away from lifestyle?       07-24-2014 21:30 PM
we are currently "stepped away" from the lifestyle. It says that in our profile and tag line, however those that we consider friends are welcome to contact us, they just need to know we are not currently or for the foreseeable future wanting to play with others. I haven't been around the fora much lately, either. For us the reason has nothing to do with issues with the lifestyle or our relationship.
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       07-24-2014 21:22 PM
Just Wondering if anyone has done one of these grapefruit blowjobs (or received one) that keep appearing in my facebook feed today?
when should you step away from lifestyle?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > when should you step away from lifestyle?       07-24-2014 11:19 AM
There are lots of times when you should step away. One or the other not enjoying it. Stop. Health issues. Stop. We have stepped away several times, and actually have stepped away right now. We stepped away a few years ago because of the failing health of parents.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       07-24-2014 10:19 AM
lol when I die I will be escorted to my final resting place by handsome young West Point Cadets in full dress uniform, talk about died and gone to heaven.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       07-24-2014 08:13 AM
Thanks everyone, she was an incredibly special person. Toomuch, yes its been a rough year. I need to schedule a get away. FF-for pole we could use either trick or move, burlesque its a move generally. Luckily I will not be alone on stage.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       07-23-2014 22:26 PM
its ok BT you didn't know. She passed on Sunday, but I thought I'd take advantage of the quiet with kids asleep and Trooper out of town to work on the corset. But I can't. Had a notification of a email here so ended up here.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       07-23-2014 22:17 PM
eh, part of the problem with going by PG. Its sort of leaps out at you.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       07-23-2014 22:15 PM
FB- its hard to rhinestone a costume with tears in your eyes. Finishing touches on a costume I have been working on for awhile. Never thought its debut performance would be for a memorial for a friend who lost her life, that will be taking place at a very large event. I'm honored to be one of the few asked to take part, but it most likely will be the hardest performance of my life in many ways. PG
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       07-23-2014 21:30 PM
well almost a HT-until I read the sentence before..." Flight arrangements for the next month rated PG to XXX." All my eyes saw were flight arrangments, PG, XXX. Speed reading can be a blessing and a curse.
Have you talked dirty to the person above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Have you talked dirty to the person above you       07-22-2014 22:53 PM
Can't say that I have and in answer to this "Not in a coon's age! Where are you PG??" you know how to reach me if you want to talk dirty to me ;^)
So, whatcha drinking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > So, whatcha drinking       07-22-2014 22:43 PM
thank you, not sure how "back" I am. More of a drive by.
So, whatcha drinking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > So, whatcha drinking       07-22-2014 22:12 PM
Chocolate milk here as well....with wonderful farm fresh milk, lightly pasteurized, non homogenized from grass fed cows, clumps of cream floating in the glass....
Truthful Tuesday
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Truthful Tuesday       07-22-2014 13:11 PM
The truth? You can't handle the truth.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       06-28-2014 22:34 PM
lol Kibbs a friend was visiting the barn one day with her young grand-daughter. We had turned one of the horses out and were watching it trot around the field. The grand daughter was yelling trot trot trot. Only it sounded like twat twat twat. I was about to lose it.
DVP (double vaginal penetration)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > DVP (double vaginal penetration)       06-28-2014 22:20 PM
lol not all of us that have had kids could get them out that way
What's for Dinner
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Dinner       06-27-2014 20:56 PM
some wonderful sirloin steaks, the most tender asparagus tips, some very sweet corn on the cob, and Kalamata olive bread. All from my new favorite market. Tomorrow, wild sockeye salmon...need to figure out what I'm making to go with it.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       06-27-2014 20:44 PM
Silly HT's but happy for me anyway and right now I will take what I can get. One insurance issue hopefully resolved. Still fighting with the original one. Hubby got my computer to stop acting stupid and opening all sorts of extra windows.
What are you wearing
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What are you wearing       06-27-2014 14:29 PM
Black maxi dress. Sort of suits my mood.
Is she gearing up?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Is she gearing up?       06-27-2014 14:14 PM
I was same way Gina, that is why Trooper enjoyed when I had SM's texting and emailing me getting me all worked up.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       06-27-2014 14:09 PM
HT- trooper is on his way home from the office, kids went to a friends so we are headed to try to have my VCH put back in, if it isn't already too late.
Mile high
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Mile high       06-27-2014 09:11 AM
there are services out there just for joining the mile high club. Goggle is your friend.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       06-26-2014 22:12 PM
HT- Trooper is almost home. Nothing like being in NJ, PA, DC, VA and Baltimore all in 4 days...
What would typically be a HWP girl
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > What would typically be a HWP girl       06-26-2014 19:13 PM
its not perfect, none of the systems like BMI are. I know lots of people who are what I call "skinny fat" they only weigh about 105 lbs soaking wet with all their clothes on but they also complain about how much a gallon of milk weighs while I can hold my body weight on a pole. I have an indented waist, always do no matter what I weigh to the point that people have asked me if I corset train.
What are you wearing
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What are you wearing       06-26-2014 19:08 PM
black dress with white polka-dots.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       06-26-2014 17:03 PM
LOL I know the waist/leg pain. When I was in my early 20's I was body building and riding horses. My waist was 20 inches. My thighs were 21 each. Where the hell were low rise pants then?
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       06-26-2014 16:46 PM
I can't find jeans I like, other then for barn work, period. Well I will take that back. I tried on a pair once I loved the way they fit and looked. But sorry I'm not paying 249 bucks for jeans, even if I win the freaking lottery.
What would typically be a HWP girl
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > What would typically be a HWP girl       06-26-2014 16:16 PM
Some BMI charts have now added a waist measurement to them, I find those to be more accurate because basically if you have a small waist but higher weight it tells you that you must have muscle. I'm several inches shorter the Milfy, but weigh about the same. And also, when I'm not battling swelly belly from surgery 8/10
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       06-26-2014 16:09 PM
HTs Trooper is coming home tonight,always makes me a happy girl. I have also finally found a grocery to shop at that I actually LIKE shopping at. Great sales, great quality. Lots of organics, natural meats, etc. It will make eating healthier so much easier.
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > What's your WOD (workout of the day)       06-26-2014 15:52 PM
Yondude, it is more commonly known as a scissor climb. This video shows it, but on an 8ft pole, my poles are just over 11ft. poledancedictionary com /moves/58/cross-leg-l-climb/ it is basically a climb with arms only. The legs just hold you in place to be able to move your hands. The challenge is not only the arm workout, but keeping the leg straight and toes pointed while they are off the pole. the move I mentioned before the Machine gun...can be done on pole or on floor. Have to get my upper leg straighter. Or now up there at all lol pinterest com /pin/114771490476495649/
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       06-26-2014 11:53 AM
We were just never really in a good place to do it. I'm hoping we can just gauge it down for a bit, since MMH was able to get a smaller gauging bar in, then gauge it back up. I wish I hadn't tried to change it myself because that is how the balls ended up loose and ended coming off.
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > What's your WOD (workout of the day)       06-26-2014 11:26 AM
looking forward to the day I can plank climb to the top of 11ft poles again. I could do it a year ago. Watched it fade away in spite of dancing just as much.
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > What's your WOD (workout of the day)       06-26-2014 08:32 AM
I did however almost immediately lose 11lbs after surgery. Mostly organs that were many times the size they should have been and edema. I really need to lose about 15 more and get the muscle mass back where it should be.
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > What's your WOD (workout of the day)       06-26-2014 08:29 AM
I was "sort" of fit. The last 6 months before surgery took a toll, I gained a bunch of weight and was getting weaker, in spite of working out daily. I know I have lost a lot more, my poling is very weak. And I have to build slowly because I don't want any setbacks.
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > What's your WOD (workout of the day)       06-26-2014 07:46 AM
I'm about ready to head out to the barn for the "barn work-out" I have been surprisingly not sore from resuming emptying tubs and pushing the wheelbarrow uphill to the dumpster. Since Trooper will be home tomorrow and for the week-end, I'm also going to add a light regular workout today as well, including some ab work.
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       06-25-2014 20:17 PM
thanks smooth, he really is a marvel with his hands. Worked on a friend of mine that was here from St Louis and she was amazed. Although I get special treatment lol
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       06-25-2014 18:54 PM
HT- Nice massage with MMH today. He has started working around my hips where I was having so much pulling from all the internal gunk. Would have been even better if he could have got my piercing back in, but I'm happy he at least tried.
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > What's your WOD (workout of the day)       06-25-2014 17:58 PM
Looks like a nice troupe.
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > What's your WOD (workout of the day)       06-25-2014 15:58 PM
I will, the plan is to apply to several festivals next year. I will only really be able to do one or two because of kids and horses. But I need to get myself out there more.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       06-25-2014 15:48 PM
he got one gauge down from my bar size through, not without a bit of discomfort. However the earliest I can go into see the piercer is Friday so I'm sure whatever we gained today will be re-lost.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       06-25-2014 15:00 PM
FB- MMH was unable to get my jewelry back in. He was able to get a smaller gauge from his kit he has for stretching piercings through, but its already closed to much for my bar. So I need to figure out if I'm going to go to the piercing place on Friday and let her try to save it, or just say fuck it.
What are you wearing
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What are you wearing       06-25-2014 10:47 AM
well I actually just got out of the shower, but I don't mind heading back there with you ;)
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > What's your WOD (workout of the day)       06-25-2014 10:40 AM
Thanks TooMuch :) Ydude, part of what I love about burlesque is the costuming. Working on one now. my workout was in the barn again. Hoping tonight to do some flexiblity training. Need to perfect my Machine gun, both on floor and pole.
Simple Pleasures
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Simple Pleasures       06-25-2014 10:13 AM
I do that sometimes when the Trooper is out of town and its stormy. Snuggle with the kiddo's in our bed. No TV though, we do not and will not have one in our room.
What are you wearing
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What are you wearing       06-25-2014 10:11 AM
Yoga pants and a skull tank. sort of in the same boat as VA was 2 hours ago, just got in from the barn 20 stalls cleaned, tubs dumped, water hose coiled, hay distributed, horses brought in. A little sweaty and stinky......will be headed to the shower in a min.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       06-25-2014 07:35 AM
Yes, its the one that when the piercer put it back in for me, she put the big ball on top instead of bottom, when she did it I didn't figure it out for a few days. I think the day after you l tried to turn it myself, but didn't think I could get the balls off. I guess I loosened them and it came out in bed. I can't get it back in, in large part because I just can't bend that well right now. The ligaments under my lats that were cut and tortured just won't allow it. Troopers fingers are not nimble enough to deal with the tiny balls. If MMH can't get it in today, Trooper will take it back down to the piercing place to be re-autoclaved so I can go have it put back there. I'm just glad it wasn't my triangle.
Dealing with the love hormone Oxytocin
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Dealing with the love hormone Oxytocin       06-25-2014 07:24 AM
It looks like the OP is no longer playing.
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > What's your WOD (workout of the day)       06-24-2014 20:35 PM
there are some pics of me doing both in our private pictures. you have been given access.
So, whatcha drinking
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > So, whatcha drinking       06-24-2014 20:26 PM
rough day...think I might have to have some special amaretto after the kids go to bed. Maybe while enjoying a bubble bath.
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > What's your WOD (workout of the day)       06-24-2014 20:24 PM
{- pole...and burlesque. A world away from ballet.
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > What's your WOD (workout of the day)       06-24-2014 19:56 PM
I spend some time behind a computer screen, obviously, but also have 20 horses to care for and my dancing, which I'm just returning to.
What's your WOD (workout of the day)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fitness > What's your WOD (workout of the day)       06-24-2014 19:25 PM
I only run if something is chasing me and I either A) am not carrying my pistol to kill it, or B) can't kill it with my stiletto. As in high heel. my workout of the day was cleaning 15 stalls and emptying muck tubs into the chest high dumpster, and moving a few bales of hay around. I'm afraid to try to workout too much because the barn stuff has to be done and if I stain my surgery area's while Trooper is out of town that would be bad.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       06-24-2014 18:56 PM
The school my kids go to uses SBDM on the billboard all the time, and of course my brain turns it into BDSM.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard someone say Fill in the blank
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > If I had a nickel for every time I heard someone say Fill in the blank       06-24-2014 16:35 PM
just wait, it will get better...
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       06-24-2014 15:56 PM
well you know where I am when your ready for your reinsertification course
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       06-24-2014 15:21 PM
one could be swinger terminology lol
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       06-24-2014 15:19 PM
how the hell big does your ass or dickie-do have to be to wear a 6xl????
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       06-24-2014 14:38 PM
LOL Its bad enough I'm a GS leader, no VBS for me!
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       06-24-2014 14:12 PM
hmmm and here I thought you were pretty well schooled in VCH BT. And triangle. Meanwhile my attempts at learning the curve on PA has not lead to much success lately....
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       06-24-2014 12:44 PM
FB-had to cancel my massage appointment for today. Was hoping he could also put my VCH back in. Hoping to get over there tomorrow.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       06-24-2014 11:11 AM
lol its been mentioned before, but Trooper enjoys a bit of rough handling of his balls. I would NEVER do that to someone else unless they saw me doing it to him and indicated it would be something they enjoy. Usually when doing MFM's I see the other guy wince when I'm handling Trooper roughly and know not to go there lol. On the other hand, he can't stand anything done with his nipples, and I have had a couple of guys that like them lightly squeezed. FB- I'm not fond of conflict and am about to stir up a nest of it.
What's the Story Behind your New Public Pic?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's the Story Behind your New Public Pic?       06-24-2014 07:42 AM
Went to a show with a friend and we both had on black shoes with white polka-dots.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       06-23-2014 19:38 PM
My girls have grown up on a horse farm, they are familiar with how fragile life is. In truth most of the time they handle it better then me. My youngest said well at least he died in a warm hand, being cradled and pet, then drowning alone in a water bucket.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       06-23-2014 19:12 PM
Sorry about your kitty Carrie. FB rescued a baby bird who had a bad flying lesson out of one of my horses water buckets tonight. Was holding him in my hand trying to let his wings dry, but he must have struggled in the water too long and he died in the palm of my hand. Girls and I buried him under the bird feeder/bird houses in our front yard.