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What's for Dinner
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What's for Dinner       12-12-2017 21:33 PM
An herb-crusted New York strip roast with asparagus, roasted potatoes and hollandaise. I don't know why.. I felt like making a fancy dinner. It was fucking great.
Why?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Why?       12-11-2017 21:59 PM
Some people just like pictures of tits. All kinds of weirdos in this world...
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest       12-11-2017 19:32 PM
Well, Annie, it got into it again and this time scattered trash EVERYWHERE. I drilled a small hole in the lid and tied it down with a bungee cord. Sorry fur ball. Go eat a squirrel or something.
Married couple with bf or gf
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Married couple with bf or gf       12-11-2017 11:12 AM
I wouldn't use the word "allow", exactly. But neither of us would do something the other wasn't comfortable with. So this is something of a matter of semantics. Neither of us are comfortable with the idea of the other having a "special friend", so I suppose you could say that means we don't "allow" each other, although I dislike the use of the term.
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest       12-10-2017 15:14 PM
This was only the second one we've seen in almost 3 years living here. We saw an adult only a couple of weeks after moving in. This one was young - not much bigger than a normal house cat.
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest       12-10-2017 11:42 AM
HT: Saw a bobcat yesterday afternoon outside of our house. FB: It got into our trash can.
How's the Weather Out There
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How's the Weather Out There       12-09-2017 19:14 PM
Florida cold. 49. Lows of 39-45 for the next few days. It'll be back in the 70s in a few days, and 80s in a week.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       12-08-2017 14:40 PM
Consider the quote itself, not the person who said it. "Politics is show business for the unattractive" ~ Rush Limbaugh (I believe he originally said "ugly", but revised it to "unattractive", as ugly is a little more mean-spirited.)
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       12-08-2017 11:19 AM
Stupid Gwyneth Paltrow and her stupid "wellness" bullshit, and her stupid "Kelly Brogan", one of the worst purveyors of pseudoscientific garbage on the internet. Now she calls HIV causing AIDS a "meme" and says that HIV drugs are the cause of the majority of AIDS deaths. She's just another of these anti-vaccine anti-science nutjobs (but with lots of her own wellness products and books to sell you!), claiming that anyone saying otherwise is in the pockets of pharma (she openly calls anyone who disagrees with her a paid shill - I'm still waiting for my shillbucks). Fuck all of these people, and fuck all of the people who buy into it. I don't mind making such a statement here because any "friends" that I might still have here likely already know how I feel about this dangerous nonsensical horseshit.
How's the Weather Out There
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > How's the Weather Out There       12-08-2017 09:49 AM
High of 84 today. Nyah nyah.
A Song to Suit your current Mood
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > A Song to Suit your current Mood       12-07-2017 10:30 AM
Déjà Vu - Iron Maiden
Fun Facts
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fun Facts       12-07-2017 10:29 AM
Fun Fact: Jamais vu (from French, meaning "never seen") is a term in psychology which is used to describe any familiar situation which is not recognized by the observer. Often described as the opposite of déjà vu, jamais vu involves a sense of eeriness and the observer's impression of seeing the situation for the first time, despite rationally knowing that he or she has been in the situation before.
Fun Facts
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fun Facts       12-06-2017 17:10 PM
Fun Fact: 100 years ago today, the first recorded mushroom cloud was observed. A ship loaded with explosives caught fire and blew up in Halifax, Nova Scotia, killed at least 1,950 people, and blinded with flying glass at least 5,000 who were watching the action unfold through windows.. The anchor of the ship landed 2 miles away. The mushroom cloud reached 12,000 feet. Windows were shattered as far as 70 miles away. At 3 kt, it was the biggest explosion in history until the Manhattan project. The City of Boston delivered trainloads of relief supplies and workers. To this day, the City of Boston's Christmas tree is given as a gift from the people of Nova Scotia as eternal thanks for their immense assistance in the aftermath.
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest       12-05-2017 22:15 PM
HT: the weather this time of year is glorious. High today of 83, low of 65. All the windows and back of the house open. Fresh comfy air 24/7. Ahhh... FB: fireworks blasting every night at 9 and 10 at Disney (it will move to 8 and 9 soon). Fireworks every single night sounds cool, but after 1,000 nights in a row, it gets old.
Obituaries
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Obituaries       12-05-2017 22:08 PM
King Michael I of Romania, age 96. Two leaders from WW2 now remain alive today - Simeon of Bulgaria, and the Dalai Lama. Abdicated in the face of a communist revolution in 1947 at the age of 26. Allowed to return home in 1997 and lived the remainder of his life in peace. His life was a complicated one and I couldn't begin to do it justice here. He was also the last living recipient of the Soviet Order of Victory, the USSR's highest honor, granted to him in 1945. A few non-Soviets received the award, including Dwight Eisenhower. The award is supposed to be returned to Russia now that he has died.
HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017       12-05-2017 21:47 PM
It was Annie's birthday? So sorry babe I haven't been following closely in here lately. Birthday kisses and/or spankings offered to you...
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       12-05-2017 19:38 PM
There's a big difference between whining that nobody is playing vs demanding that everyone play. Oh well - the bratty twatwaffle blocked me. Boo hoo.
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       12-05-2017 15:08 PM
Aww dood deleted his posts. Did I miss a good angry rant or something?
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       12-05-2017 13:11 PM
Update: he just agreed with ncal about something. Not a good sign....
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       12-05-2017 13:10 PM
He wants to go one further. From another post of his: "I’ve actually thought about buying a three tenement house and converting it to a club. Only one requirement to enter. You must fuck someone other than your significant other. " I'm hoping he's not serious. If he is, he's ridiculous.
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       12-05-2017 13:07 PM
I am on-topic and so is tbr. People can do what they want at said events. They don't have to do anything at all except not cause trouble. If people want to go to a swinger's party and just dance or socialize, that should be perfectly fine. If you don't like it that's tough titty for you.
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       12-05-2017 12:05 PM
If you go to clubs or parties and make people feel like they are doing something wrong if they don't get naked or play, I hope they throw your ass out.
The absolute hotttest pics on SLS.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The absolute hotttest pics on SLS.       12-05-2017 10:16 AM
Four days after reporting it, SLS has still not taken it down. Nice to know they care that their members are going to have the pics they deluge "her" with stolen.
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       12-04-2017 10:41 AM
Huge bitchfest for me here. I think this one is actually important. Not just another of my silly rants or "look at this" videos. Go to youtube, and look up the 30 second commercial "tobacco free Florida funny guys factory lab". It's guys in a lab going over components of cigarette smoke, naming off chemicals and laughing about them. I don't have an issue with the spirit of it. Smoking is bad for you - period. My big problem is that commercials like this are contributing to scientific ignorance, specifically about chemistry. It has 7,000 chemicals? So what? It's probably much more than that. An apple probably has at least 1 million, and none of these have anything to do with humans. The cadmium, arsenic etc are found in trace amounts in practically all plants, in proportions that aren't very different than tobacco. A pear has at least 50 times more formaldehyde in it than cigarette smoke. Traces of ammonia are widespread through your body. Cyanide? You'd die without it in traces. The issue isn't "chemicals" (since everything is composed 100% of chemicals), or the number of them, but the specific chemicals and - much more importantly - the amounts of them. They go for things like arsenic, cyanide, ammonia and formaldehyde because people have heard of them and are scared of them. The most important ones in tobacco smoke are things like benzpyrene or N-nitrosonornicotine, but people don't know WTF those are and hence don't react the same way. Many of the dangerous chemicals in cigarettes have little to do with tobacco itself and more to do with inhaling smoke of smoldering anything. This commercial also implies that nefarious scientists are doing something that makes tobacco more dangerous or whatever. Anyway - the end does NOT justify the means. Bullshit like this is making everyone stupider.
Fun Facts
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fun Facts       12-03-2017 12:56 PM
OK here's a funn-er fact about it Chalk River was one of the very first nuclear reactors (the first one was decommissioned in the 1950s, the "new" one built in 1957), set up as part of the late stages of the Manhattan Project. They learned many new things about reactor design and processes, and noticed a bunch of mud accumulating at the bottom of the reactor, which was basically spalled MOX fuel. They didn't know what it was, and termed it "Chalk River Unidentified Deposits". CRUD. We still use the word "crud" to describe, well, crud.
What food gave you the worst smelling gas you ever had?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What food gave you the worst smelling gas you ever had?       12-03-2017 10:40 AM
In 10 years of being on these fora, I have seen many topics come up over and over again. I have not seen a truly new one in a long time. Now, we are being asked to describe our worst farts. Finally, something new to talk about.
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       12-03-2017 10:39 AM
Haha yeah I know. When they did that in Canada a lot of bars printed funny money for you to buy so you didn't have a $5 floor.
Fun Facts
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fun Facts       12-03-2017 10:37 AM
Fun Fact: The National Research Universal reactor, in Chalk River, Ontario, is the source of about 50% of the world's nuclear medicine materials. More than 15 million people around the world use its products in medical diagnostics and treatment. It is also the oldest reactor in the world still in operation. It had it's 60th birthday this year. It was supposed to be permanently decommissioned in 2007. After 50 years of nuking itself it was seriously deteriorating. The amount of maintenance it requires is comparatively enormous. Far more human intervention and monitoring are needed than another typical reactor. Its systems are, in terms of the nuclear industry's history, absolutely paleolithic. But, because global demand for its materials are so high pressure was enormous to keep the thing chugging along. Planned replacements are canned over and over and over because governments around the world continuously refuse to grant a new license for such a reactor, under pressure from lobby groups and environmentalists who do whatever they can to stonewall the building of any new nuclear reactor. Its license to operate expires in March, 2018, and no other facility exists to produce the materials it makes. What are we going to do? I don't know. But if you need a Tc-99 tracer, done next year, that'll be tough shit. One of the 10 million people who need its cobalt-60 for cancer? Sorry. It's possible the I-131 it makes can be picked up by other facilities. Find someone from Greenpeace and punch them in the face.
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       12-03-2017 10:22 AM
I'm going to sound like a bit of a statist here, but the problem is that we give people a choice. People are not going to choose a change like this, unfortunately. How long has the US been trying to get rid of the $1 bill? It's not a matter of people LIKING the new coins, it's that people won't make that change on their own. Rather than just hoping people will give up $1 bills, the answer is simple - you just start pulling bills from circulation. When they did it with the $1 bill in Canada in 1987, everyone howled and screamed - some people did everything they could to hoard them - but within about 6 months the $1 bill was gone, save a few stragglers. In 1996 they did the same with the $2 bill (which was actually quite common , unlike in the US) and this time there wasn't a fight, and it was gone in a few months. They got rid of the penny a couple years ago. Now change is rounded to the nearest nickel. People had all these ridiculous ideas about people planning their purchases to try to make the 1/2 cent round favorably, but it went fine. We're not THAT stupid. We can do this. The big advantages will happen in commerce, not in people's everyday lives.
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       12-03-2017 00:41 AM
"Americans don't like it, and we have no intention of learning it. We're just fine without it, so why complicate our world with it?" Do you think Americans are really any different than anyone else? Nobody liked it in any country that made the switch and they all said exactly the same thing. Ask any Canadian in 1980 and they'd have acted like the world is coming to an end. Ask of them now and almost all of them will tell you that they were idiots for being opposed to it. The current system is the one that's complicated, not metric.
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       12-03-2017 00:38 AM
DD You may be thinking of an incident in 1983 known as "The Gimli Glider", as it's known on Wikipedia, where a 767 ran out of fuel at 41,000 feet and glided to a landing at a former air base converted to a drag strip in Manitoba. Nobody was killed, but the problem was the result of confusion over gallons vs liters vs kilograms etc. The problem occurred entirely in Canada, which had recently switched over to metric, and this incident was used by opponents of the conversion in the US as "yet another reason we shouldn't switch".
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       12-02-2017 17:32 PM
Fuuuuuckk.... I guess my 1,020,800 pennyweight car gets 9,200 furlongs to the hogshead and that should be ok.
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       12-02-2017 16:53 PM
So I've lived in the US for more than 15 years. At this point, I'm pretty sure I'm here to stay. There are some things I miss about Canada, but for the most part I've acclimated well and I do like it here. But for the LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY can we PLEASE join the rest of the world and go metric?
I love non-monogamy; it's working out great!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > I love non-monogamy; it's working out great!       12-02-2017 14:40 PM
I don't think anyone (well, ignore ncal) is telling you that you're "wrong". I'm hoping you have success with it. If you don't, I hope you know how to recognize the lack of success. I think that last part is what ultimately kills a lot of people who experiment with such things.
The absolute hotttest pics on SLS.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The absolute hotttest pics on SLS.       12-02-2017 12:28 PM
AliKat34472 Too bad they are stolen 10 year old pics of Allison Angel.
Bareback
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bareback       12-01-2017 09:23 AM
If people understood math Las Vegas wouldn't exist. I don't gamble. Ever. (Poker is a different animal because it combines elements of human psychology, not pure statistics.) Obviously (well, it should be obvious) I invented a simplistic hypothetical scenario for the purposes of math that I hoped people could follow. Real-world situations are more complicated and involve many X factors. However, the flaw in thinking is that because we don't know an X factor, or don't know how to estimate it, means that we can or should ignore it. Another flaw in thinking is that just because you or I don't understand something that means it's bullshit. I don't understand the Schrodinger equation, in spite of taking a course in quantum (the only class I ever failed) but that doesn't mean it's wrong. Your mention of gambling has the most classic misunderstanding of probability. It demonstrates a lack of understanding of the distinction between dependent and independent probability events. In my scenario I describe three successive dependent outcomes, where the probability of the 2nd and 3rd iteration are dependent on the outcome of the preceding event. This is not the case with casino gambling games such as roulette. The chances of a red coming up are the same every time. Playing more increases your odds of achieving wins, but also your chances of achieving losses. A $100 bet on red on roulette has an expected average loss of $5.26, every time. I live and die by math. So do you and everyone - and everything - else. A lack of understanding of said math does not exempt any of us from its effects. The more strangers we fuck, the worse our expected outcome looks. There are things that can be done to alter the risk associated with each event, and small decreases (and increases) have large impacts due to exponential effects in a large population. Anyway. I've said my piece. You can do what you like with it. (Made a correction and a few changes)
Bareback
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bareback       12-01-2017 07:31 AM
The CDC should know better than to use the word "theory" when talking to the public. Not because it's not the right word, but because most people don't know what it means in the context of science. Watching the mental gymnastics people put themselves through is painful. I don't know why I keep looking at car wrecks....
The absolute hotttest pics on SLS.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The absolute hotttest pics on SLS.       11-30-2017 23:27 PM
We met them briefly, somewhere. Can't remember where. Nice peeps. Hot. I've developed a rather remarkable taste for Latina women, in all respects but one. NOTHING sounds worse than a latina woman chewing someone out. Omg I'd rather die than have a Latina screaming at me.
I love non-monogamy; it's working out great!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > I love non-monogamy; it's working out great!       11-30-2017 23:21 PM
I'm glad you're both happy. I hope in 5 years you'll still both be happy. We've been in the lifestyle for over 10 years. During this time we have seen precisely zero open marriages work out. I'm not saying it can't be successful, but the numbers are against you. I don't know what the solution to success is but I imagine it's never ever EVER losing sight of who is most important and.... .. and this goes for any "lifestyle" relationship.... knowing when to put it down or, if need be, stop entirely. Forever, if it has to be that way.
Bareback
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bareback       11-30-2017 23:14 PM
Here is something lot of people don't understand... Yes, there are differences in disease transmission rates between unprotected oral v vaginal v anal. Nothing is perfect and some diseases (like herpes) spread very easily via oral, while others (like HIV) are much less likely. Is the risk reduction of condoms overstated? Probably, IMO. That doesn't mean it isn't substantial. But even modest levels of protection can have a large effect on disease spreading in the population. Consider the idea that a girl I fuck tomorrow fucked a guy who fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has dippidoodilitus (bonus points for anyone who gets the reference). That's 3 consecutive transmission opportunities. Imagine that the risk for unprotected sex via each pathway is 40%. Imagine that condoms achieve a rather crappy 50% risk reduction. So for me to get dippidoodilitus THREE pathways need to be successful. The chances of this at a 40% transmission rate is .4 x .4 x .4 = 6.4%. Now, if I - and only I - wear a condom while fucking said chick - that's .4 x .4 x .2 = 3.2%. If a second fuckfest uses a condom now it's .4 x .2 x .2 = 1.6%. If everyone does it's .2 x .2 x .2 = 0.8%. So while a condom provides "50% protection", that's 50% at each transmission opportunity. Over three fuckings my risk dropped from 6.4% to 0.8%, assuming everyone wore a rubber. An 87.5% risk reduction. The numbers become much more favorable if condoms are >50% effective. In practice, not everyone does use them. In fact, a lot don't. It works very similarly to the concept of herd immunity for vaccines - they don't need to be perfect to almost shut down disease transmission. Protection only needs to reach a certain threshold. People can do what they want, and we take risks when we fuck strangers, yes. But "every little bit counts" really does count. We wish we could do without them, but we choose to do our part in reducing risk for ourselves and everyone else. Ms Rabbit and I joked about this over a drink - nobody LIKES condoms. If we found out that the earth was going to be destroyed by an asteroid in a month - we'd have used them for the last time.
When kids leave back to college
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > When kids leave back to college       11-25-2017 23:16 PM
Nice tits, Annie.
When kids leave back to college
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > When kids leave back to college       11-25-2017 18:25 PM
I'm axsighted for the kids moophing back owt. Mayby you shud considder going to kollage?
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?       11-24-2017 11:23 AM
"Fok, news travels slow out west. " Fok's News - coming soon to cable?
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?       11-23-2017 19:01 PM
Well it does sound like a blast, pun intended. However, he's claiming he's going to achieve 1,800 ft. This is really intended to be a test run to see if his rocket even works or if he can then land safety. 1,800 feet isn't high enough to see the curvature of the Earth. Although falling from 1,800 feet really isn't different than falling from 400 miles, so I'm not sure why he doesn't just go for broke straight away. *If" it actually takes to the air and kills him, don't worry - idiots will claim "they" sabotaged his efforts.
The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > The day's news. Anything worth conversing about?       11-23-2017 13:17 PM
Venezuela is now all but officially in default on its debts. Finally. I'm amazed it took this long. Everyone will of course make it their own political football, because... well, because. I will only a tiny bit. Without laying any specific blame to any ideology (although many have other ideas), it's a clear case of a country that can mismanage its way from relatively prosperity into abject poverty in just 15 years, in spite of immense natural resource wealth. Income does not correlate perfectly into wealth - as very high earning celebrities like Nicolas Cage and Johnny Depp have shown - it is possible to mismanage yourself into poverty no matter how high your income is.
Obituaries
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Obituaries       11-19-2017 01:32 AM
Malcolm Young was one of the most important guitarists in rock history - arguably THE most important rhythm guitar player. A true rock hero. Their older brother George Young died in October. He produced all of the AC/DC albums before Highway to Hell, and a few albums afterwards, with Stiff Upper Lip being his last in 2000. They had two further brothers who died in 1989 and 1997. Angus is the last of the five Young brothers, all five of which made their careers in music. AC/DC has lost all of their long term members, for various reasons, except Angus, in just 3 years.
Fun Facts
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fun Facts       11-18-2017 12:05 PM
Related: while it's not common today, at the time, presidents were often referred to as His/Your Excellency. Since John Tyler was the first president to simply fall into the office, he was often referred to as "Your Accidency". A nearly 200 year old sniglet.
Recent Movies
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Recent Movies       11-17-2017 23:00 PM
Saw Justice League. I only watch superhero movies because everyone else likes them. If it were up to me I'd never go, with a few exceptions, such as The Watchmen and Dr. Strange. It was Ok. Incredible action, effects etc and Wonder Woman belongs on my dick but it was kind of dull to me. The story just wasn't very interesting, The sound in the theatre was so incredible that I doubt anyone seated it in will need laxatives anytime soon; sure to shake your bowels nice and loose.
No smokers on profile
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > No smokers on profile       11-15-2017 22:41 PM
You can set whatever criteria you like for potential sex partners or even just friends. If you only want to meet fat black 29 year old men dressed in clown suits - that smoke - that is OK. Nobody owes anyone an explanation or apology for what they are or are not interested in sexually. As for complaining that they don't want to meet you - it doesn't mean they won't consider engaging you in conversation should you meet them somewhere, but what would be the point of meeting people that you already know you have no interest in? If we meet someone out on a date it's because we are entertaining their candidacy as sex partners, or at least haven't ruled it out. If we have ruled it out for whatever reason, there is no value in meeting you somewhere for drinks.
No smokers on profile
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > No smokers on profile       11-13-2017 20:07 PM
As a smoker, you have no idea how bad you smell to some of us non-smokers, no matter how considerate you are. Granted, some are far more considerate than others; but your clothes, hair, breath etc are going to smell of it, and that's just the way it is. It's not a total deal-killer in our case, but it's a major strike against you, particularly if you ever hope to hang out with us in social situations. Imagine if our profile said that we are farters, meaning that we fart a lot, smell like farts, need to step out and fart every 20 minutes and come back stinking of farts. That's how unattractive it is to us, especially me (the male half). Women who smoke smell terrible to me and it's a huge turn off. It has less to do with being "open minded" and more to do with not wanting to fuck a woman who stinks like hell.
The morning news anything worth conversing about
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The morning news anything worth conversing about       10-31-2017 23:07 PM
In what New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio called a "cowardly act of terror," a man driving a rental truck struck and killed eight people on a bike path Tuesday afternoon. A suspect is in custody and was identified as 29-year-old Sayfullo Saipov of Tampa, Florida, multiple law enforcement officials told ABC News. The suspect is reported to have screamed "Allahu Akbar" after the crash, and that is a key reason authorities are looking at terrorism as a possible motive, sources said. Saipov left a note saying he carried out the attack on behalf of ISIS, law enforcement officials tell ABC News.
Unicorn woes. Advice?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Unicorn woes. Advice?       10-31-2017 22:42 PM
If ncal told me that a new Ben and Jerrys flavor called "ChocOrgasmo" was really good, I'd still be skeptical just because it came from him. To those peeps in Mechanicsville.. I can tell you of a few girls in your area to stay away from...
Puerto Rico
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Puerto Rico       10-31-2017 22:33 PM
Words mean things, dude. You could probably make some decent analyses if you didn't always go off into hyperbole and hysteria.... political upcoding of sorts. When you vastly overshoot your mark you damage your credibility.
Latest received or given Blow Job
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Latest received or given Blow Job       10-31-2017 20:04 PM
Not counting foreplay fellatio Saturday night, a really cute Asian girl on Friday night.
Puerto Rico
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Puerto Rico       10-31-2017 18:36 PM
"Whitefish is now under FBI investigation" - Sar "FBI has opened a preliminary inquiry into the $300 million Whitefish Energy Holdings contract" - pretty much everyone else. I hope you're not doing your own medical coding... you'll get fucked on a utlization review Mr. 99215.
Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Quote of the Day - Meaningful, provocative and amusing quotes       10-31-2017 10:19 AM
"Screw you guys.... I'm going home!" - Eric Cartman
The morning news anything worth conversing about
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The morning news anything worth conversing about       10-31-2017 09:26 AM
Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro seems to have his supporters somehow convinced that all of their problems are because of Donald Trump, and most of his speeches are now dedicated to his animosity towards him. I am a little befuddled that Venezuela hasn't collapsed yet, but I'm still quite confident that it will. Here's our next international crisis... well, maybe the one in Myanmar, if anyone actually notices.
The morning news anything worth conversing about
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The morning news anything worth conversing about       10-30-2017 20:55 PM
"VA, please try reading what I actually wrote instead of making up shit just to insult me." I made up, what - exactly? Nothing I wrote was intended for any specific person. How did we get to a point where you think everything I write on this thread is a jab at you or Rabbit? "the fact that the contract was voided proves that smarter people than me or you believe something was fishy. " Contracts are often awarded for shady political reasons. Contracts are also often cancelled for shady political reasons. I was quite clear that the awarding could have been shady. But to presume that the governor of PR wouldn't likewise intervene for their own political ambitions - to the point of claiming that the action constituted "proof" of anything, is hysterical.
Any advice?
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Achieving Single Male Success > Any advice?       10-30-2017 17:49 PM
As a couple who occasionally looks for a single guy for her, I'll offer you this: For a 25 year old, you stand apart somewhat in that you do not come across as an arrogant half-literate idiot who is so full of his own jizz that he can't take the time to form an intelligent sentence. Kudos, Sir. You're already ahead of about 95% of your competition. A lot of what I've heard from successful single guys is to make heavy use of the Hot Date feature. When I say "heavy use" I don't mean post a Hot Date that is exactly the same every single day; I mean put yourself out there from time to time, scan for people looking for single males, etc. Many couples are like us insofar as we are inundated with single male emails (in spite of our profile clearly indicating that they shouldn't write to us, but once in a while she gets an itch and wants to hunt. So in our case (and the case of many others) the need for a single guy is transient and spontaneous, so many of your best chances will come along at the last moment. More pics will help. Obviously getting a cert or two will help. You have a lot of competition so keep that in mind when you do write - if we put a hot date out there and say we're looking for a single guy, we'll get maybe 30 emails. Of those 30, at least 25 will be from guys with one or more of the following problems: no pics, idiotic profile, idiotic email, clearly cheating, and more. So be polite, confident but not cocky, persistent, etc. I know it's time consuming but *read* the hot date contents and *read* the profiles before you fire off an email, and don't copy/paste. If we put up a hot date saying we're looking for a couple and single guys write to us (they always do) they get the "dumbass that doesn't read" note on their profile. As for being black, some don't care, some do. Some specifically exclude you, and some specifically seek you out. You'll probably win as often as you lose based on that factor, so don't worry about it too much. Good luck.
Unicorn woes. Advice?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Unicorn woes. Advice?       10-30-2017 17:17 PM
In our 10 years on SLS, single females have been - *without exception* - a complete waste of time. That's not to say everyone will have the same experience, but what we had was the same as you. 95% don't reply. We never got a "No thanks." the few that did reply were always fakes, cheaters, or just nuts. We've met and known many good single females in the lifestyle, some for years and years, most of which actually are on SLS. But that's not how we met them. Parties, clubs, etc. They go. You'll meet them. Make good connections and you'll find them that way.
question for all
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > question for all       10-30-2017 17:12 PM
Middle aged single guy with no pics, just one of thousands of other middle aged single guys with no pics. Your competition is people who are either: 1. Younger. 2. Have pics. This will sound awful, but you're dead last in terms of what you bring to the table. Single guys with no pics almost always have no public pics of any kind for a reason, the sort of which usually means they are up to something.
The morning news anything worth conversing about
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The morning news anything worth conversing about       10-30-2017 16:00 PM
Clarifying something: Certainly the size of the award compared to the size of the company and their experience time frame is unusual. Unusual does not equal impossible or even suspicious. I have a neighbor with a Ferrari. Not many people own Ferraris. One could even say that owning one is unusual. That doesn't mean him owning one means that something's up. And our big contracts - we had been in business less than 3 years when we got both, and never had one exceeded $3 million before the $65 mill, followed soon by the $120.
The morning news anything worth conversing about
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The morning news anything worth conversing about       10-30-2017 15:44 PM
I guess nobody noticed (or cared about) my statement about how companies with only a couple of actual employees, but with the ability to marshall considerable resources if necessary, can and do compete for - and win - large contracts in both private industry and government. Our previous company landed a $120 million contract with CMS with just 8 employees, and a $65 million one with the state of California when we were just 5. We know of larger ones to very small companies. Now - that said: 1. My statements don't mean that there isn't something funky about the deal. I don't (and I don't think anyone else here does either) know what the circumstances of the award were, or what sort of influence the relationship with anyone in the administration played. Maybe, maybe not. 2. What my little rant does mean is that the focus of what most people writing here - that a company of 2 employees can legitimately pull off something like this - is pure horsepucky. Please stop. You clearly don't know shit and are making fools of yourselves.
Just Wondering
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Just Wondering       10-30-2017 14:48 PM
JW: Will 2017 finally be the year that a stranger hands out adulterated Halloween candy to children, justifying a half century of completely unwarranted panic, mistrust, bullshit news stories and people consuming the resources of X-ray machines? Spoiler alert: probably not.
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       10-30-2017 14:43 PM
In Doctor Phillips on Sand Lake. I.e. A lot of millionaire customers.
Being stood up
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Being stood up       10-30-2017 12:15 PM
In 10 years we've only been stood up twice for a "ok see you at 10 at (place)" sort of arrangements. Many more times for "see you at the party". and I agree with tbr on your profile name. I hate it. I strongly recommend you ditch it and go with something that doesn't make you sound like a train wreck waiting to happen.
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       10-30-2017 12:12 PM
Our daughter is finding out the hard way that her visible tattoos are a problem for her chosen career in banking....
HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017       10-29-2017 11:29 AM
1. Our Halloween costumes were great. I was Alex from A Clockwork Orange. Mrs. VA was one of the table ladies. Most people didn't "get it". We even had a bottle of Milk Plus. 2. Pool sex with... I dunno. Never forget you babe.
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       10-28-2017 16:17 PM
If my penis is in a girl's mouth and she looks angry that's going to make me nervous. Unless, of course, I get a heads up. Thanks Annie ;)
HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017       10-28-2017 16:15 PM
HT: a really cute Asian girl with some serious skills.
What is sexual harassment?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > What is sexual harassment?       10-26-2017 13:03 PM
Most likely. And most likely, the predictable crowd will dance on his grave too.
What is sexual harassment?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > What is sexual harassment?       10-26-2017 12:26 PM
Don't worry, Sar, he's 93. You'll get to dance on his grave relatively soon.
RUSSIAN COLLUSION
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > RUSSIAN COLLUSION       10-26-2017 12:18 PM
Twitter announced on Thursday that it will ban all advertisements from Russian news agencies RT and Sputnik effective immediately. "Twitter has made the policy decision to off-board advertising from all accounts owned by Russia Today (RT) and Sputnik, effective immediately," the company wrote in a statement posted on its blog. "This decision was based on the retrospective work we've been doing around the 2016 U.S. election and the U.S. intelligence community’s conclusion that both RT and Sputnik attempted to interfere with the election on behalf of the Russian government." ----------- If they did this because they were trying to clean up their news sources, good for them. If they did this because of pressure from anywhere in the US government, may they rot in hell. Oh - and the policy change comes one week before Twitter representatives are set to testify before the Senate Intelligence Committee about how Russia exploited the platform during the election, but I'm sure that's a coincidence.
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       10-26-2017 08:49 AM
My daughter has somehow convinced herself that her dog needs to eat gluten free, because gluten makes him "go crazy". I... I just... GACK!
The morning news anything worth conversing about
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The morning news anything worth conversing about       10-26-2017 08:13 AM
Some analysts are predicting that Venezuela will default within a week unless some rich uncle shows up with a few billion for them. I don't know the details enough to argue it, but this should be interesting.
The morning news anything worth conversing about
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The morning news anything worth conversing about       10-26-2017 07:30 AM
Started out in the Quotes thread, but moved it here. “Seventy per cent of the Saudis are younger than 30. Honestly, we won’t waste 30 years of our life combating extremist thoughts. We will destroy them now and immediately.” “What happened in the last 30 years is not Saudi Arabia. What happened in the region in the last 30 years is not the Middle East...After the Iranian revolution in 1979, people wanted to copy this model in different countries, one of them is Saudi Arabia. We didn’t know how to deal with it. And the problem spread all over the world. Now is the time to get rid of it.” - Saudi Crown Prince Muhammed at the unveiling of NEOM - Saudi Arabia's vision of a massive ultra-modern city. The promo shows, paradoxically, women jogging in crop tops and working side by side with men, which is laughably at odds with Saudi Arabia today. I'm trying to be cautiously optimistic about this guy. Saudi Arabia's influence in the Middle East and Muslim world overall is enormous. They can change so much if they have the will to do so, although the older generations wield immense power.
The morning news anything worth conversing about
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The morning news anything worth conversing about       10-26-2017 00:18 AM
Mrs. VA and I are the only two employees of a company that has managed multi-million dollar lawsuits and high profile criminal cases on behalf of the US government and states of Nevada, California, Florida, and Louisiana, among others. We have a network of experts from statisticians, physicians, and other experts that we leverage when necessary to get the job done. But nevertheless, we are a company of *two*. Just sayin'.
What is sexual harassment?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > What is sexual harassment?       10-26-2017 00:12 AM
OK so I've seen the picture of the alleged sexual assault. Give me a break.
Sex / Party Music
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Sex / Party Music       10-25-2017 17:21 PM
Ace of Spades. lol
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest       10-25-2017 17:20 PM
"To prevent perpetuation of the ribbing " I would have thought your goal is to perpetuate "ribbing", not prevent it.
What is sexual harassment?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > What is sexual harassment?       10-25-2017 16:53 PM
I'm sure the predictable people will eat this up. I'm seeing this being widely reported as "sexual assault". Come on. Inappropriate behavior? Certainly. Harassment? OK. Sexual assault? Please. If that's sexual assault I've been sexually assaulted by no less than 30 women in my lifetime, and I'm not talking about lifestyle situations. I fully expect anyone who calls that sexual assault to stand behind me the next time I call the cops on a woman who grabs my ass or whatever it is she said he did. I suppose I'm making excuses by pointing out that he's 93. Anyone who's spent any real amount of time around people in the 90+ crowd knows that inappropriate touching from men and women against men women is widespread. Doesn't make it OK, but we're talking about people who very, very often have some amount of impulse control problems. If this were just any other very old man she would've probably thought "gross...." and not had the need to take it any further. But it's a former president. AND a Republican. Time for Gloria Allred to come marching in...
The morning news anything worth conversing about
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The morning news anything worth conversing about       10-25-2017 13:29 PM
"Does this remind anyone else of the plot to the docudrama movie "War Dogs"? " It does. It's possible that the deal happened because an owner knows the administration official. But I also wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't government ineptitude. Like in War Dogs.
The morning news anything worth conversing about
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > The morning news anything worth conversing about       10-25-2017 12:47 PM
I wish this story wasn't true. But I would be shocked if things didn't work out this way. The City of Ottawa has a program to put homeless people in cheapy apartments. The "Landlord Partnership Program" has city employees scouring the internet for cheap apartments, which they then, in partnership with the Salvation Army and the Canadian Mental Health Association, pay the landlord the rent. So the landlord gets their rent guaranteed and a homeless person gets off the streets. Part of the deal is that the unit is to be kept clean and the fixtures and furniture should be treated well. Weekly visits to the apartment are to be conducted by the city. Sounds good, right? Well, except that homeless people: 1. Generally have absolutely no respect for the property of others. 2. Generally have no understanding of sanitary living conditions. 3. Consider weekly inspections an affront to their dignity and refuse to allow them, and have no trouble whatsoever finding lawyers who can convince a court that a search warrant is needed to enforce it. So a few months in virtually all of these apartments have had their appliances and fixtures sold or destroyed, apartments damaged beyond belief, filth and vermin running rampant to the point of the rats and bugs invading neighboring apartments, costing the landlords untold damages and problems. In many cases fights between legit tenants and the not-really-homeless-right-now-anyway people have caused many to move out, and some homeless people have even broken into neighboring apartments and begun squatting. The exteriors of the buildings themselves are becoming trash dumps. Landlords are banding together to extricate themselves from this ghastly program and sue the city and Salvation Army for the damage done by the "tenants", but it's going to be a months long process through the court system and the city has no intention of helping them. When asked who is accountable when a landlord's home is trashed by a program participant, a rep from the Canadian Mental Health Association says the tenant should be held responsible. "Just because you're anxious, or depressed or schizophrenic ... doesn't mean you shouldn't be held responsible if you make an adult decision to do something wrong or are neglectful," says Simboli. "It's not that kind of program." [Yeah. Good luck with that.]
User name
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > User name       10-25-2017 00:43 AM
You can't change it directly, but what you can do is: 1. Create a new, free profile. 2. Contact customer service and ask them to transfer your paid member status to your new account. 3. Delete the old account. You'll lose all certs and email history, but that's how it's done. Welcome to the fora.
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       10-23-2017 20:16 PM
Took us 4.5 hours to pack up everything and load the U-Haul. Broke the drive to FL in half. We got to Florence, SC about 30 min ago. Tomorrow we finish, unload and wrap it up.
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       10-23-2017 10:14 AM
Today's moving day for our daughter. We arrived last night expecting her to be packed. Her idea of "packed" is pictures off the walls and stuff laying around in piles or laundry baskets. Motherfucker...
Very fine people indeed .
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > Very fine people indeed .       10-21-2017 14:52 PM
I am an idiot for coming back into these fora.
Bitch of the Day --2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Bitch of the Day --2017       10-21-2017 14:46 PM
I play baseball in a 35- and over league (groan). I probably could get on a 25-and over team but... whatever. I'm eligible for the 45 and over next year but I ain't gonna do it until I'm embarrassing myself in the 35 and over league. Right now I'm still something of a star so I'll stay where I am. But the bitch - we forfeited today because only 7 guys showed up for a 12 pm start. Seriously. We have a 16 man roster. WTF? One guy posted at 1:00 pm "Killing it at the gym" (and posts a local link). So he's in town. He just didn't come. Why the fuck not? Asshole. He's a good player what the hell is he doing? I am having fun but I take this seriously. I consider being on a roster as an obligation, not simply a pass to show up whenever it suits my fancy. I feel bad when I miss 4 games a year. We have guys on our team who show up for maybe 2 games out of a 20 game season. Get the fuck off our team and give the roster spot to someone who will play - even if they aren't as good!!!!
Do I need a better profile?
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Better Profiles > Do I need a better profile?       10-20-2017 20:15 PM
Everryone is right. Imagine you're a woman searching single guys. 4,000 profiles come up. Are you really going to even look at one without at least one decent picture?
HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017       10-20-2017 15:57 PM
One of the big areas of abuse is physical therapy. They end up running what is more of a spa than a health practitioner's office. They'll use unlicensed employees to perform "physical therapy" (usually billed as something generic like joint manipulation, or give manicures etc and then bill for debridements etc. at physician rates. These are not shifty operations in sketchy parts of town. They are these big beautiful "wellness centers" with loads of woodwork, relaxing music, lavender oil in the air, low lights, and of course - little waterfalls. The qi in the air is off the charts. These aren't in poor neighborhoods - they are in rich ones. I was futzing with the provider utilization file for 2015 and by far the biggest billing podiatrist in the country took in a little more than $4 million worth of clipping toenails and massaging feet under the guise of "health" is a practitioner in Beverly Hills.
HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017       10-20-2017 15:00 PM
Lol. Eh - more like $80, but 20,000 times a year. One time there was a dentist in New York who billed state Medicaid for filling 5,400 teeth in a patient's mouth. And no, the patient was not Mary Lee.
HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS -- 2017       10-20-2017 13:14 PM
HT: I believe I may have found a target for a qui tam case quite by accident... someone I know raves about the hocus pocus they sell. I'd be willing to bet my car that you are all as taxpayers coughing up a million a year or more for this guy to poke and shake you and fool you into thinking they've treated anything. All to the sound of a waterfall.... Search and....seek and destroy.
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       10-20-2017 08:31 AM
This person is an Grade-A asshole!!! ---- A man was caught on camera stealing the belongings of a pedestrian in the road who had been struck and killed by a car, according to the Orlando Police Department. Police released surveillance footage of the alleged theft, which happened after a pedestrian was fatally struck in the 600 block of South Semoran Boulevard just after 9 p.m. Sunday. “The impact of the crash caused several of his belongings to be catapulted off his body and onto the sidewalk of South Semoran Boulevard,” the police department said. The footage — released Thursday — showed a car stopping in the middle of the road before a man got out of the passenger seat to walk to the curb. There, he picked up an object — which police believe was either a wallet or phone — and returned to the car to leave the scene. Police spokeswoman Michelle Guido said the theft made it more difficult for investigators to immediately identify the victim’s body. She called the suspect’s act “horrific.” “It’s very upsetting to see someone with such blatant disregard for the suffering of others,” she said. “This person went out of his way to take something that didn’t belong to him as others were stopping to render aid to a dying man.”
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest       10-19-2017 16:02 PM
Yeah we're having her evaluated for the I-131 treatment. The dedication to managing her medication is draining, and the cost of the meds, appointments, and blood work all added up is almost the same as the cost of just doing it. Yeah, we know she doesn't have a long time left, but we're thinking we'll do it in December. Hopefully it'll buy her a couple more years of health.
MAGA
FORUMS > General Discussions > Politics > MAGA       10-19-2017 16:01 PM
GWB gave a 15-minute speech today at an event in New York, seen as broadly critical of the direction of our current administration. Since there is a strong correlation between those who hated GWB 100% of the time and those who hate Trump 100% of the time, this should cause a bit of a tear in the space-time continuum....
Chirstain swingers
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Chirstain swingers       10-19-2017 14:05 PM
That reminds me of the old joke... What's an agnostic dyslexic insomniac? Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there is a dog.
Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Happy Thoughts and Bitchfest       10-19-2017 11:10 AM
Our cat - 16-17 years old and only about 5.5 pounds - is not impressed with the intrusion of our daughter's cat into our house. He is about 4, weighs 17 pounds and is completely full of it. Their bickering has gone down quite a bit but our cat is having to continually remind this whipper snapper whose house it is. Last night after being spooked by.. I don't know what... the youngin' ran full-tilt into a sliding glass door making this loud "BONG" sound... he then ran around crying for about 5 minutes and his face was all swollen up. By this morning it was mostly OK, with just some swelling on his nose. I mean, I don't like that the cat got hurt, but I did laugh my ass off.
Do I need a better profile?
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Better Profiles > Do I need a better profile?       10-19-2017 09:23 AM
We won't even consider someone without public pics of some kind.
Chirstain swingers
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Chirstain swingers       10-19-2017 08:32 AM
All I can think of is Airplane! when I see Hare Krishnas...
Sex / Party Music
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Sex / Party Music       10-19-2017 07:03 AM
I generally let someone else choose the music. Not a lot of people like what I prefer, but I can be OK with almost anything except rap or country. Even then I just tend to tune it out.
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