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Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you       12-20-2014 18:40 PM
M, G and hope to take a few swings...
would you get married again?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > would you get married again?       12-20-2014 10:53 AM
It is "unlikely" I would ever marry again but that doesn't mean I want to be alone the rest of my life. I do enjoy being single and sampling all that life (and the LS) has to offer but if I met a woman who would enjoy this with me and we connected on ALL levels, sure I would love to have someone in my life to travel with, wake up with and share EVERYTHING with. Just because I may never sign another marriage license doesn't mean I won't fall in love at some point. At this point in my life, I'm just not counting on it. ;^D
Blindfolds and Anonymity
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Blindfolds and Anonymity       12-20-2014 10:06 AM
Fortunately, Santa and I share the same Naughty/Nice Spreadsheet. ;^D
If you could have sex with ANYONE!
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > If you could have sex with ANYONE!       12-20-2014 08:23 AM
"How long can a man have sex for?" Apparently until a certain someone's phone rings. Kate Upton would be near the top of my list as well but I honestly never fantasize about having sex with celebrities. Too many REAL hot women in the world that are actually attainable.
Black Women and White Men
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Black Women and White Men       12-20-2014 08:15 AM
lmao@Charlie...I think the only way to prove your theory is for me to plan a trip south soon. I will meet you both on day four of the trip, that will give me three days to get a nice tan.
Panties
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Panties       12-20-2014 08:12 AM
I've heard the final exam includes removing panties in public with both hands tied behind your back. I call my technique for this particular challenge "Bite & Switch".
Panties
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Panties       12-19-2014 21:58 PM
@LR, I strive to be the teacher's pet. Or is that be petted by the teacher? I never seem to get that straight
Panties
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Panties       12-19-2014 21:55 PM
I believe it was Henry Ford who said, Anyone who stops learning is old. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. I am forever a student so I may remain forever young, at least in my mind and in my dreams. ;^D
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       12-19-2014 14:51 PM
Congrats wabbit! Looks like my plans for a great holiday are coming together as well. A definite HAPPY THOUGHT
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       12-19-2014 14:26 PM
I will give them until Monday. Not a big deal but the attitude just amazes me. All the agent kept telling me was how much of a pain this was for HER. Ummm, as the customer who trusted you to close this deal in 45 days as promised and it has been double that, I think I have a bit more to bitch about than you.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       12-19-2014 13:08 PM
It gets better. The agent is now telling me the seller has to agree to void the contract and she is going to tell her not to sign the release. I've spoken to the broker (the agent's boss) and assured him I have no problem getting my attorney involved if this agent tries to pull something like this. I am feeling your pain VA....I know you have had even more aggravation than I have.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       12-19-2014 12:29 PM
And now the real estate agent said it could be weeks before I get my earnest money back and when I said I would stop by the office today to sign the release of contract and pick up my check, she replied, "This is 2014, that isn't how things work!". Oh? They did away with checkbooks this decade?
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       12-19-2014 10:58 AM
The language is vague and is, IMHO, quite discriminatory and probably would fail a court challenge. But I don't have the time, energy or desire to pursue it so the bastards can keep their condo and I will begin my search anew.
Panties
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Panties       12-19-2014 10:53 AM
I am happy to report I have signed up for the APR course am confident I will be able to rise to the challenge. By all reports the instructors are masters in the craft and the rewards are said to make the effort well worthwhile. Plus, I intend to bring a few of my own favorite moves. For in the bar, I will use the "Rise and Shine" method. I slide her drink away from her so she has to raise up slightly off her seat to retrieve it and I deftly hook my finger over the top of the rear of her thong and pull them to her knees before she can sit back down, then slide them the rest of the way off. For Bourbon St., the "Beads, Boobs, BAM" approach will work nicely. I wait for a woman nearby to flash her boobs to get beads and while everyone's attention is focused on her, I slip both hands under my "victim's" dress, loop my thumbs on each side of the panties and slide them to her ankles and while using my shoulders for balance, she steps neatly out of them. Quick and clean. Streetcar? "Fo' a nickle I will". Standing beside her, I "accidentally" drop several coins on the floor and as everyone bends to pick them up, I also drop to my knees, pulling her panties down as I pretend to be retrieving the coins. The added bonus is, I am at just the right height to admire the fruits of my labor. Can't wait to further hone my skills....
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       12-19-2014 09:26 AM
I got a call from my bank yesterday that the VA has denied the application for condo association where I had bought a condo IN SEPTEMBER. The reason? There is language in the condo rules that they must approve the buyer and reserve the right to refuse to sell to anyone for any reason. WTF? If I own a condo there and want to sell it, the association gets to decide who can buy it?
DVP (double vaginal penetration)
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > DVP (double vaginal penetration)       12-19-2014 09:14 AM
DLB: Double Like Button for Dave AND Pammy. As a single guy who enjoys being the third for couples in these scenarios, I can assure you there is nothing gay about two men pleasing a woman. As for the "not well endowed" comment, yet another example of how clueless you are on this topic. As has been discussed in other areas if the forum, expressing an opinion is one thing, coming off as judgmental and condescending is quite another.
Panties
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Panties       12-19-2014 09:04 AM
I've been told I am pretty skilled but I know of an APR (Advanced Panty Removal) course in NOLA that I will be sure to take before interviewing.
Attracted to different types
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Attracted to different types       12-19-2014 09:00 AM
If I ever come to HI I will consider shaving the goatee but absolutely will NOT remove my toenail polish! Is this really a thing? Guys wearing brightly colored polish on their toenails?
Panties
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Panties       12-19-2014 08:48 AM
""Official" Highly Qualified, Trained, and Experienced Panty removers." Sounds like a nice alternative to Walmart Greeter when I retire, anyone hiring?
Wife wants two cocks in her vagina at the same time!
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Wife wants two cocks in her vagina at the same time!       12-19-2014 08:45 AM
Welcome to the fora Sigma...what a lovely addition
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you       12-19-2014 00:26 AM
Pass.... Oh who am I kidding? lol
Moresomes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Moresomes       12-18-2014 23:52 PM
I have hosted and attended a number of parties so the number varies but my favorite "Moresomes" tend to be 5 or 7. Two women with three guys or three women with four guys works well.
Moresomes
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Moresomes       12-18-2014 23:49 PM
Yes, yes...and hell yes.
Hot tub suprise
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Hot tub suprise       12-18-2014 23:48 PM
I'm sorry but am I the only one who chuckled when I saw that Do-Do had posted in a thread titled "Hot tub suprise"?
Blindfolds and Anonymity
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Blindfolds and Anonymity       12-18-2014 23:46 PM
"...age is just a number." Music to my ears Sexy_LA, music to my ears. Have I mentioned my favorite song is Traveling Man?
Are the single women in here a bunch of losers?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Are the single women in here a bunch of losers?       12-18-2014 14:22 PM
Over NYE?
Are the single women in here a bunch of losers?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Are the single women in here a bunch of losers?       12-18-2014 14:10 PM
How about we have this conversation in person in a couple of weeks?
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       12-18-2014 14:08 PM
Happy Birthday to both of you... LR, I have an, ummmmm, present for you.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       12-18-2014 14:03 PM
Pissed? Hardly, just responding to this post. "I am glad their shit got put out, i.e., salaries, who said what about who. They deserve that and more!" If they deserve to have their shit outed, why not you? This is kinda a golden rule thing right? ;^D (added in case anyone thinks I'm pissed)
Are the single women in here a bunch of losers?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Are the single women in here a bunch of losers?       12-18-2014 14:00 PM
" He said you'd like me...strange...he never said what he thought I would think of you." I would be curious to hear that answer, feel free to inbox me.
Big clits
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Big clits       12-18-2014 13:55 PM
"@ Nic, I'll let you borrow my markers and you can play connect the dots with the imperfections." I look forward to the challenge of finding one let alone enough to connect the dots. Oh and I will bring along a blindfold for you to wear so you can't see any of mine.
Panties
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Panties       12-18-2014 13:51 PM
Chicago you say? Hmmm, who has family in Chicago and will be spending a few days there next weekend? <--------------This guy!!
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       12-18-2014 12:12 PM
Since you are a fan of everyone knowing everything about everyone, why not post your full name, address, phone number, salary, emails you've exchanged with everyone you know and the names of every sexual encounter you've ever had here, on FB and mail it to every member of your family?
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you       12-18-2014 12:09 PM
Meet, greet and share....more super hero jokes. Love that one
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you       12-18-2014 10:52 AM
Pass I don't have sex with invisible people. ;^D
Blindfolds and Anonymity
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Blindfolds and Anonymity       12-18-2014 10:51 AM
And I wish I were 15 years younger and hundreds of miles closer. ;^D
Big clits
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Big clits       12-18-2014 10:50 AM
Beautifully said Rabbit. Reminds me of the John Legend song: "Love your curves and all your edges, All your perfect imperfections" A couple who I had exchanged emails with messaged me today saying she was having second thoughts, she wanted to lose 5# before they met me. I replied that (generalization alert!) women tend to look in the mirror and focus on very imperfection, we look at them and see every asset. We are meeting tomorrow night. Oh and Rabbit, if I ever have the opportunity to meet you, I will be sure to seek out every imperfection but be warned, I am very thorough and from what I can see, it may take me days to find one. ;^D
Are the single women in here a bunch of losers?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Are the single women in here a bunch of losers?       12-18-2014 08:56 AM
Yep, just like that!
Are the single women in here a bunch of losers?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Are the single women in here a bunch of losers?       12-18-2014 08:10 AM
Interesting you would mention that VA as I had just finished banging a busload of Swedish cheerleaders when their bus crashed into the motor home carrying the VS models to a photo shoot so I offered to give them a lift and as a reward, they invited me to shoot a porn movie with them. Like that?
Big clits
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Big clits       12-18-2014 08:05 AM
Mrs. H&H, please excuse the previous poster, her Rx may have expired. I have perved, errrrr, I mean admired your pics many times and trust me when I tell you, you have NOTHING to be self-conscious about. If I were at a resort and saw you walking by, I would be so mesmerized by your many assets I wold have something of my own "peaking out" in no time. You are an exceptionally sexy lady!
Make a Wish Foundation - Swinger Edition
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Make a Wish Foundation - Swinger Edition       12-18-2014 07:21 AM
As I mention in my profile, my fantasy is to open my own version of ch√Ęteau of Roissy then invite many of the couples in the fora to bring their wives/SO to me for "training". ;^D
Are the single women in here a bunch of losers?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Are the single women in here a bunch of losers?       12-18-2014 07:16 AM
Who else is jealous of BT right now? <-----THIS guy!
Are the single women in here a bunch of losers?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Are the single women in here a bunch of losers?       12-17-2014 19:58 PM
I hear you my friend. And knowing a certain someone is celebrating a birthday makes it even more difficult to stay away. ;^D
Are the single women in here a bunch of losers?
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Are the single women in here a bunch of losers?       12-17-2014 19:07 PM
I am looking at three WINNERS right below me. Yes, wishing they really WERE below (beside, above and astraddle) me right this minute!
Wife wants two cocks in her vagina at the same time!
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Wife wants two cocks in her vagina at the same time!       12-17-2014 19:04 PM
XOXOXO @ LR The few times I've done it, the woman is riding me and leans forward and the second guy kneels behind her and enters from behind.
One word that describes you
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > One word that describes you       12-17-2014 19:01 PM
Lusting (Reason why) \/ \/ \/
while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy       12-17-2014 16:03 PM
Even harder when they block you for calling their post a generalization. Perf, you and I both know that every word our "friend" posts is well thought out and the digs and slights are intentional. What's always been funny to me is she seems genuinely surprised and hurt when she gets the same in return.
while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy       12-17-2014 12:58 PM
Some use the excuse that English is their second language. I can't use that one so I will stick with the "lol" or wink ";^D"
Gang Bang night at The Cottage
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Gang Bang night at The Cottage       12-17-2014 12:54 PM
When in doubt, sexy/slutty and easy access will work. Have fun!
What are the things you can see or not see in a profile which will make you automatically decide not to swing with someone Also what can you see which makes you want to
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What are the things you can see or not see in a profile which will make you automatically decide not to swing with someone Also what can you see which makes you want to       12-17-2014 08:24 AM
Turn Offs: "Sorry, this member has chosen to have their profile hidden from Single Males" "People of Walmart" type pics. Turn ons: Sexy smile pics Sexy body pics Sexy attitude in profile
What the hell are you doing up so early
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > What the hell are you doing up so early       12-17-2014 08:12 AM
Hmmmm....BT is in Boston, Sweetkitty is on her way to Boston...coincidence?
while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy       12-17-2014 08:09 AM
lol...I appreciate that. Just semantics I guess. Some people are very talented at making a point directed at one person couched in a general observation. I seem to lack subtlety.
while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy       12-16-2014 21:07 PM
So you wouldn't consider it a generalization if I said, "In my experience, everyone from Pennsylvania is a loser"? *No offense to my many friends from PA, just making a point.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       12-16-2014 19:14 PM
What are you guys so up in arms about? We are only trusting the site with our identity and credit card information. What could possibly go wrong?
First Time With 5 Men
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > First Time With 5 Men       12-16-2014 19:11 PM
Sounds like a plan TWH. Maybe we can even get the OP to cum join the fun. Hmmm, several hot ladies enjoying a group of great guys, sounds like old times, eh TWH?
while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > while do older women hestitate to fuck a younger guy       12-16-2014 19:06 PM
@Sed "I just don't do generalizations" Pretty much everything you have said in this thread is a generalization, no? "In my experience, young guys deliver by far, more consistently than the mature men. I cannot recall the last time that a male who was 40+ was able to keep it up." It's one thing to say you prefer a younger guy but to imply anyone over 40 can't maintain an erection pretty much defines "generalization".
Couples that enjoy DP
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Couples that enjoy DP       12-16-2014 18:55 PM
Allow me to also welcome you to the forum. FYI, I will be in the Chicago area over the holidays if you would like to talk further about DP, or perhaps you prefer a live demonstration? ;^D
Wife wants two cocks in her vagina at the same time!
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Wife wants two cocks in her vagina at the same time!       12-16-2014 09:43 AM
@LR Fortunately there are other ways for you to enjoy two at a time. ;^D
Is 'hot date' post successful?
FORUMS > Successful Swinging > Finding Playmates > Is 'hot date' post successful?       12-15-2014 17:22 PM
I know your post is tongue in cheek BT but a few years ago I played St. Nic for the wife of a couple I was seeing at the time. My daughter was with her mom that Christmas Eve and I wasn't dating anyone so when the husband called and asked if I could be at their place at midnight, I grabbed my sack and ho, ho, ho'd on over.
Being realistic when contacting a couple.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Being realistic when contacting a couple.       12-15-2014 15:48 PM
Since stars are further away than the moon, shouldn't that be; Shoot for the stars and if you miss, you may still get mooned? I agree with VA, I don't write to couples if I exceed their age limit or some other well defined criteria but attraction is subjective so I would rather risk being rejected but super hot couples than accepted by someone I am not thrilled to meet. And as long as I don't piss or shit on them, I usually get invited back. ;^D
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       12-15-2014 12:52 PM
"The ceiling was covered in chocolate boob prints from coating boobs in chocolate and pressing the women against the ceiling." They did suspension in the club?
Need Advice
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinger Advice > Need Advice       12-14-2014 08:07 AM
I take it she has no idea of your past involvement? Does your pillow talk with her ever drift toward sharing? Is she possessive or jealous if you flirt with other women? And does she know you have a single male profile on a swing site?
Black Women and White Men
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Black Women and White Men       12-14-2014 07:51 AM
Charlie, you would be a blast to hang out with, you are one funny dood. And it doesn't hurt that your wife is smokin' hot. ;^D
Go Blue
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > Go Blue       12-13-2014 23:53 PM
Not a fan of his antics and was really hoping Hoyer would play well enough to trade Manziel but I will be pulling for him. A lot of BS gets overlooked if a player is helping his team win.
Another Meet and Greet question
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Another Meet and Greet question       12-13-2014 23:52 PM
Then make it wrapped pieces of candy that they can hold in their hand.
Go Blue
FORUMS > General Discussions > Men Talk > Go Blue       12-13-2014 17:46 PM
It kinda is...they are just trying to resurrect a program instead of a penis
Another Meet and Greet question
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Another Meet and Greet question       12-13-2014 17:45 PM
You could use beads..anything that is visible will work. Leis are probably cliche in HI so beads or some other colorful, visible trinket.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       12-13-2014 09:16 AM
Also a GREAT way to be greeted.
Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Meet Greet, Fuck or pass the poster above you       12-13-2014 09:06 AM
Already met and would have liked to fuck her in the cemetery but she was too busy flashing dead people. ;^D
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       12-13-2014 09:04 AM
And I thought the bright side was who will be waiting in your bed for you when you get home. ;^D
If you could change on thing about yourself, what would you change.
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > If you could change on thing about yourself, what would you change.       12-13-2014 09:02 AM
This isn't something that I would change about myself today, I just wish I had discovered this LS when I was in my thirties.
letting wife play solo; advice
FORUMS > General Discussions > Swinging Single > letting wife play solo; advice       12-13-2014 07:52 AM
Something tells me you aren't getting the whole story. If the dood hurt her why is she defending him? Is this "freak accident" her face smashing into the headboard while he was fucking her or did she fall out of a swing or was there some rape fantasy role play going on?
Another Meet and Greet question
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Another Meet and Greet question       12-13-2014 07:47 AM
Play the "No" game. Give each person who comes 3 wristbands. Tell them the word "No" is banned for tonight and if they answer no to anyone, they have to give one of their wristbands to that person. Set a time limit and whoever has the most wristbands wins some prize, maybe a cheap sex toy. It will get people talking to each other because they will start to ask questions hoping to get a no. "Have we met before?" "Didn't I fuck you last weekend?" "Wanna sneak into the bathroom and give me a BJ?" Have fun!
extra large penis
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > extra large penis       12-13-2014 07:28 AM
Excellent! Sounds like she found herself a regular fuck buddy. Good on you!
Wife wants two cocks in her vagina at the same time!
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Wife wants two cocks in her vagina at the same time!       12-13-2014 07:27 AM
Or could you? ;^D
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       12-13-2014 07:25 AM
I responded this morning, wonder if she will still be interested in 2017 when she gets my reply.
answering the phone during sex
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > answering the phone during sex       12-13-2014 07:24 AM
"...if it bothers whoever....leave...next." Which is reason #1,267 why I would never find myself in that position with you.
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       12-13-2014 07:17 AM
An email showed up today from a very hot SF and while that isn't an everyday occurrence, that isn't the WTF part. It was dated 10/24/12. Thanks SLS!
answering the phone during sex
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > answering the phone during sex       12-12-2014 21:58 PM
IMHO that would be a complete lack of respect and while I can't imagine I would ever find myself in bed with someone who would be that rude, if I were and they did answer their phone, there is no way we would "resume".
First Time With 5 Men
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > First Time With 5 Men       12-12-2014 21:53 PM
I've never been called a saint before. ;^D
Wife wants two cocks in her vagina at the same time!
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Wife wants two cocks in her vagina at the same time!       12-12-2014 21:52 PM
Duly noted
First Time With 5 Men
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > First Time With 5 Men       12-12-2014 20:19 PM
Welcome to the fora zd.... If there is any part of this fantasy you find appealing, I may know someone willing to help out. ;^D
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       12-12-2014 14:32 PM
Nah but I still get the newsletter. Delivered by horse and buggy of course.
Watching your wife get fucked
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Watching your wife get fucked       12-12-2014 14:30 PM
Say the word TWH. Thinking I could get another couple or two over, plus a few good men. ;^D
Watching your wife get fucked
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Watching your wife get fucked       12-12-2014 14:28 PM
I like how you think Rolly!
Wife wants two cocks in her vagina at the same time!
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Wife wants two cocks in her vagina at the same time!       12-12-2014 14:26 PM
I forgot about him VA. Maybe a second cousin?
Wife wants two cocks in her vagina at the same time!
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > Wife wants two cocks in her vagina at the same time!       12-12-2014 14:25 PM
Glad you took that in the (twisted) humor it was intended. Yes it does take someone pretty special to pull off a name that includes do-do or farts...or a cartoon network. ;^D
WTF
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > WTF       12-12-2014 11:12 AM
A local Hot Date "Looking for a guy to cum over tonight and bang my Amish old lady. No guy on guy,I'm still in the closet. Bring a case a Busch tall boys and condoms. After you're done beer and wife stay with me. Seriously replies only. Send pictures of beer" Send pictures of beer? WTF?? lol
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       12-12-2014 11:00 AM
@wabbit I've never been known for subtlety so I would be tempted to go to the book signing with an invoice and slide that in front of them to sign. Karma will get them in the end for sure but sometimes even she needs an assist.
Describe the person above you in one word
FORUMS > General Discussions > Games > Describe the person above you in one word       12-12-2014 10:51 AM
Buckeye! at least geographically!
First Time With 5 Men
FORUMS > General Discussions > 3-Some > First Time With 5 Men       12-12-2014 10:45 AM
You have MY vote for swinger of the year, and hottest post of the year! This is something that I have arranged for a few of the couples I see and I agree, what you describe is incredibly hot. 4-5 guys seducing, touching, caressing and tasting a beautiful woman then have her reciprocate and make love to each guy over and over. If you ever decide to take a road trip, I would be happy to arrange an encore performance for you with a great group of guys that I know. Thanks for sharing.
Fucking Bitchfest 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Fucking Bitchfest 2014       12-12-2014 08:54 AM
"I have even been known to flash, in vanilla bars and I have yet to have anyone say anything." It's hard to say anything when your jaw is on the floor, ;^D
answering the phone during sex
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > answering the phone during sex       12-12-2014 08:53 AM
"If i could just find a way to flip it." I was thinking I need to find a way to lick it.
answering the phone during sex
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > answering the phone during sex       12-12-2014 08:51 AM
Totally agree Carrie, if my play partner can't put the phone down for the 15 seconds it takes me to finish then they must have ADD. ;^D
answering the phone during sex
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > answering the phone during sex       12-12-2014 08:09 AM
"Nice!!" also applies to that pic! ;^D
HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > HAPPY THOUGHTS 2014       12-12-2014 07:33 AM
Did they use a joom lens Sed?
Eyes wide shut type parties?
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > Eyes wide shut type parties?       12-12-2014 07:32 AM
I've seen the movie and have seen clubs hosting a party with that theme and it sounds pretty hot but I've never attended so can't offer any insight. Sorry!
answering the phone during sex
FORUMS > General Discussions > Open Forum > answering the phone during sex       12-12-2014 07:31 AM
As someone mentioned before, if a woman I am having sex with stops to answer her phone, I must be doing something wrong. Now if she stops to take a pic to text to her husband, I must be doing something right!
Benefits With Friends
FORUMS > General Discussions > Getting Started > Benefits With Friends       12-12-2014 07:27 AM
It almost always starts with the "benefits" then if we all click, a friendship may develop. I am still friends with some I no longer have sex with and I have some couples I see regularly, only for sex. It is rare for me as a SM to have an ongoing friendship in and out of the bedroom but it has happened.
Holding the load in her mouth
FORUMS > General Discussions > Fantasies > Holding the load in her mouth       12-12-2014 07:24 AM
There was a woman I was seeing a few years ago that loved this. I hosted a party with her and two other couples plus several guys and I told her she could do whatever she wanted with whomever she wanted to but the only rule was she had to let the guy cum in her mouth then come and show me. It was hysterical to see her running down the hallway looking for me with a big smile on her face and a mouth full of cum. She would open wide to show me then swallow it and go off to find another guy.