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For those who can't fire-walk with Tony Robbins in Fiji, there is an alternative.

The Seven Strategies of Bikini Bottoms to make you, 1) Spongier 2) Squarer 3) More absorbent are available to anyone who can be submerged.

Find your own marine environment. Mix a rum cocktail. Recite the Seven Submarine Strategies slowly, with feeling:

1. Setting Boundaries. 2. Reverence. 3. Self esteem. 4. Affirmations. 5. Gratitude. 6. Coping skills. 7. Compassion.

Know that anywhere humans live near a marine environment, these same strategies prepare you for successful swinging. It's Five O'clock somewhere.

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It has been discovered that meditating one of the bikini bottoms success-in-life doctrines is enhanced by drinking 2 ounces of Kraken in a tin cup.

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An alternative submersion technique would be to mix a Corona with coconut Lifewater.

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For those who can't fire-walk with Tony Robbins in Fiji, there is an alternative.

The Seven Strategies of Bikini Bottoms to make you, 1) Spongier 2) Squarer 3) More absorbent are available to anyone who can be submerged.

Find your own marine environment. Mix a rum cocktail. Recite the Seven Submarine Strategies slowly, with feeling:

1. Setting Boundaries. 2. Reverence. 3. Self esteem. 4. Affirmations. 5. Gratitude. 6. Coping skills. 7. Compassion.

Know that anywhere humans live near a marine environment, these same strategies prepare you for successful swinging. It's Five O'clock somewhere.

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