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TOPIC: Share your worst or most interesting Swinging story :)
Created by: desertsnow
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Enough time has past since this happened so I can now laugh at it in this forum. I met a pleasant couple when I was in Alaska in 1999. He was twice my age at the time and probably a full 8 inches taller than me while she was maybe ten years my senior and only 5' tall. We went out to dinner for our first meet and greet and it was very pleasant. Nice small talk, some shared interests, etc. Basically, a little wine, great food, and fun conversation. We decided to head back to their place. He wanted to watch and his wife was very excited so we got started. It was pretty normal and fun. I was totally focused on his wife and after 40 minutes I felt the bed shift as he got on it. My back was to him since his wife wanted to do it missionary style. The next thing I know a hand is on my left shoulder and his mouth is next to my right ear. He is leaning over me (think the beast with two backs) as he tells me, "You have an ass like a 13 year old choir boy". Okay folks, I am pretty open to anything when the mood strikes me but at that moment (11 years ago) I am a little derailed as his Mr. Happy is poking me in the back of my thigh. As one can imagine, I lose my erection as he becomes more aggressive. I ask to take a break and things settle down. We chat for a bit and since it is late I ask for a rain check chalking it up to nervousness. He looks me square in the eye in front of his wife and tells me if he ever catches me with his wife when he isn't there he will kill me and bury the body where no one will find me. Now I have never even considered playing with a couple without both partners approval so after my initial "Why are you telling me this? I never would do that." He pulls out a revolver from the night stand and points it at me and says "I mean it, don't ever come here without me." I said don't worry, that won't happen (thinking I am NEVER coming back here). I leave nicely and later the next week I just decline their invitations and then ignore their emails and phone calls. Chalk it up to being young but that event scared me away from the lifestyle for two years. Now I use it as a funny anecdote on how first time meetings can go awry.

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OMG! My cable went out? OMG hahahaha


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ha! Whackadoo


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Oh ok she was nuts. "Whacked" in NJ means something totally different :)

You do not want to be "whacked" Now "whacked off" means something something else too :)

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haha! Sorry. Ahem. In a manner that my homies from the east coast can understand. She had mental issues causing her to behave in a violent, irrational and an inappropriate manner. lol


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one where the wife was whacked

He killed his wife?

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ha! Some couples really scare the shit out of you lol. We went to one couple's house, going also to the club that night, and their young children were home running about! Talk about omg omg omg awkward LOL


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That is too funny but scary. Our oddest was meetin a couple for drinks at their home..... well after a few minutes talking in thier family room the wife excuses herself for a "few " minutes so we sit and chat for @ a half hour and no wife, So he starts hitting on my wife asking her if we can get started w/o his wife. we respectfully decline.. well after he insists for a while that it is ok, we decide to leave. well when we go up to leave he is upset, and follows us to the door . well whe we get there we find his wife asleep on the couch in their living room. We found out later that the wife did this all the time , She was only participating to get a couple in the home. We knew one couple who never thought twice about it until we expelained we just left.... they felt obligated to "start"

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Agreed. That original post omg. I'd probably considered leaving and calling the friggin police! And then they wanted to meet AGAIN? That is psychotic!


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Always meet more than once before jumping in bed,,rofl..glad you made it out ok seriously.

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Holy SHIT desertsnow!

I want to welcome you to the forum but it sounds like some goddam gorilla already damn near got your cherry. lol

I've had couples LOOK like the guy might pull some shit but it has never happened, thank god! Glad you got out of there alive AND with your ass intact.

lol

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