being a guy I didn't see anything wrong about it. I might suggest getting more pictures. I would definitely suggest you re-read it there is one typo at the bottom. I know it's nit picky, but heck you asked for a review.

I kinda see your point about the certs, but truthfully I'm torn as to whether or not they help or hurt your profile.

HI. The ending disclaimer paragraph could be worded more positively and still get the same message across. For example: Take out the "I'm sorry if this bothers you." and just leave the rest as complete sentences. Such as, (and I'm not doing this word for word, so bear with me), "The certifications are from when I was part of a couple. I believe in being honest. I had a great time with them and they are great people, so I couldn't see deleting them." Etc. Also...the sentence about taking the time to email could sound better if you'd just state your needs in that: for instance, "I would appreciate a response to emails, even a polite "no thanks." or something similar. Good Luck! Gina