"Those putting a grossly false age (like 99 years old) or weight (ladies, what's up with 0 pounds?) when pictures clearly show otherwise. Many such profiles state they're honest, not game players, etc., as if to say "trust us, even as we lie to you.""

This sums it up for the stats. Also no pictures and even not sharing some pics after making contact. I don't care if I hit on you at the grocery store that morning and you know I'm interested. If your hiding behind the keyboard, I don't want to deal with trying to meet you in person.

Our 'also mentioned' award winner: Those that say "open-minded" and list more things they're not into than into.

And our 'click away' award goes to: Those putting a grossly false age (like 99 years old) or weight (ladies, what's up with 0 pounds?) when pictures clearly show otherwise. Many such profiles state they're honest, not game players, etc., as if to say "trust us, even as we lie to you."

For us
Highly educated - so what
Physically fit - that says stuck up to us - we have fun with all body types
you'd be lucky to meet us - instant turn off, we've had people e-mail us with that line

For me pronunciation, spelling and the use of words is important because I love being around intelligent, well read people. Mis-spellings really annoy me. As others have said, I prefer humility over bragging. You have a profile that tells me that he has a HUGE member or "ladies he can go ALL night long and wow is he good with the tongue"...and I'm going to go click. Demanding things also annoys me.