Did you mean SAM Elliot, the actor?

I think your profile is better than about 80% of those here. It is a bit long and could definitely be inproved with a little editing. I'll disagree with the other posters who didn't like your political humor. "George Bush would invade her breasts..." made me laugh, but hell I'm from that liberal state of Vermont. Our beloved Senator Patrick Leahy got "Fuck you!" from our verbally skilled Vice President and came back with "He must have been having a bad day." Had me rolling on the floor laughing! Don't be discouraged that so many people are screening themselves out reading your profile. It's likely you wouldn't enjoy self screened people anyway. It seems like you're interested in some depth to your sexual play partners and that's nice. But many here don't want that depth in their sexual play relationships. It's love 'em and leave 'em. Finding a life partner was not easy. Finding two others who mesh sexually and in friendship is not much easier. It takes time! Good luck! And if you're ever way up north... :) Six foot! Mmmm, love tall women.

The political thing really would not bother us. The tarheel thing does. Go hoo's. I would say it is fine as it is and you need to email some people. Life happens for those who go and find it. Patrick Pattie

I agree with the rest, after the first sentence about HIM, you could quit. Her there are 3 or 4 contradictions, put the political discussions to the side. The education and upityness of the profile may also turn others off...just a comment like we prefer intelligent conversation just about says enough. You seem to be attractive from what we can tell, better pics may help. You tell us about her breasts and legs, then do not showcase them in the pics. Seeing is better than telling. You talk about his playing football and talking more than you talk about your preferences in the Lifestyle. People like to know more what you are in to rather than if you like political discussions. Anyway, good luck, hope all this helps.

I agree the profile is VERY long. There also seem to be some mild contradictions: she speaks her mind ( which I think is attractive ) and yet she is soft and warm. Granted these aren't blatant contradictions but seem like you are trying to cover every personality type. Also, I like the humor thing and the small reference to politics didn't bother me but with several references to the perfect boobs maybe a "better" shot of the lovelies ( not saying need to be nude ) would be appropriate. I think the degree info should be removed and maybe used in an e-mail when chatting with someone close by trying to find something in common with them. He is slow and loves to serve yet is a take charge task master? He is straight otherwise wide open. Again might be trying too hard to make everyone happy. So like your profile my critic is also long (JK). We are also seeking input on our profile so if you feel so inclined please comment on the thread name "Profile Review Bring it". Good luck and hope you meet lots of great people and have the time of your lives!

well speaking for me. I find your profile long. The political reference is a put off to me. Funny but it would turn me off, I wouldn't be interested in discussing politics while i'm suppose to be fucking. Other than that it's good profile (shorten it up some), you're a fine looking couple.

To be blunt we dont' get alot of emails either from people we haven't met at meet and greets. Unless you count the single guys.

We have had over 1500 visitors to our profile in the last 30 days and zero contacts that we didn't initiate ourselves. This is typical for us. We spent a great deal of time on our profile trying to make it interesting, funny and honest. I can't help but think that we are reasonably attractive in most ways. If I were looking around and found our profile I would most certainly get in touch. Why does no one else seem to be interested? Help us out! What should we do to generate more interest? Go ahead. Constructive criticism is very welcome. Thanks.