Yes, isn't that a hoot! Amazing how people ask such a question without providing anything about them. How could one possibly KNOW if they're interested??? There's nothing to go on!

Diane

Zowie! Your list shows that you know the scene. We give a courteous reply to everyone who sends a private communication. We always ask for clarification of one or two statements or interests. Our profile lets our viewers know our interests, and we expect them to let us know what they liked about our profile. Without some expressiveness we see no reason to meet publicly.

We received one private communication recently. Here was the invitation, "Interested?" No picture included. No expressiveness in that person's profile. No chance.

~~ZZ~~

No disrespect intended, Friendly. But you do look like him in the second half of the movie, after uniform change to black :)

...Or the profile touting how important honesty is to them, claiming "you lie once and you're blocked", yet use grossly false age or weight -- one we found used 99 years for her, because "nobody needs to know her real age" -- honesty for convenience?

LOL Well I'm not a mall cop, I'm a federal officer. Not sure is that is an upgrade or not but I'll take it as a compliment.

...Or those profiles for couples that clearly state they only play together, yet you get an email from him with a hall pass (or he posts on Hotdate) while in town, alone, on business. Don't they know enough to Google for websites specifically geared toward cheating spouses?

BTW, Friendly, you remind us of Paul Blart with that picture, LOL.

This list will grow, might as well update it as you see more hotbifullswap. I needed the laugh to end a boring night shift.
Yeah I know I look like uncle fester from Adams family, the T.V. version.

Yup, lot of those out there. Even IF it was legit, it's still nuts. This "woman's husband" is sme sort of charity case???

I shouldn't have assembled this list in such haste, however! The MOST bizarre note we have received was from the 18 year old asking for volunteers to end his virginity. Funny, I put that right out of my mind as quickly as I deleted it!

This one is good, We got an e-mail on sls last week. " could your wife play with my husband he has my full permission to play"

Thanks. All true. Truth is always stranger than fiction. Funnier too...

I don't care who you are thats Funny!! and so sad cause I am sure it is all true.