1. Pictures. We need to have some idea what you look like.
2. Descriptions that show the interestes and personality of the person or couple.
3. Complete sentances.
4. Proper use of letter case.
5. Openning up private pictures if you contact me.

1. an attractive picture or more
2. intelligence and humor
3. spelling and grammar proficiency (doesn't have to be uptight, just know how to create a basic sentence)
4. a laid-back attitude with open-minded preferences
5. good certifications

I fuggin loved the profile, Poly. So much so, I felt compelled to write. A delicious blend of wit and biting sarcasm...
A shame we don't live closer...oh the people we could piss off;)

We agree with Oscar 100% ! All private pics are the same thing as no pics to us. I think it hurts their responses too, because we believe that couples are hesitant to contact when they don't even have a basic indication of what's behind Door number two. In the case of "singles" with all private pics, we just figure that they're not as "single" as they pretend to be. Then when you call these single men on it, you get the inevitable response, "Oh, we're separated", lol, yea right, because she's at work, and you're not!

Oh goody!!

1. I LOVE seeing pics in a profile. Especially body shots. Not that I'm a bitch, but I am picky and I like a certain body type in the men I have sex with.

2. Pics of BOTH the wife and the hubby. Us bi passive girls do like to look at the men!

3. A profile that tells me something about you.

4. Humor. I love a sense of humor.

5. Jay says tits and ass.

i guess i have to answer this one if i started the other. This is kinda like the top 10 list now if you answered the top 5 worst also. I agree with “Dancing2some” this is a bit harder than the top 5 worst, but I think that is because we know what turns us off and those things always turn us off no matter what mood we are in, but things that turn us on we aren’t always in the mood for but still like them. Anyway my 5 thing I look for are: 5, A catchy first picture (the large picture that pops up with your profile) how and what type of pictures you take of each other also says allot about you. I don’t want to see your sports car or boat or motorcycle or Jacuzzi I’m not here to meet them. You can explain that in your likes section of your profile. 4. Profiles that explain at least their likes and the type of people they want to meet, I don’t need your life history just some things that are essential for this lifestyle. 3. Recent pictures (trust me when I say, yes you have changed in the last few years) Definitely pictures of both if you are a couple, if it’s just one of you it makes it seem like your hiding something or you’re a single posing as a couple so your not blocked. And please have face pictures at least in your private section. 2. If you’re a paid member or not, cause if your serious about this spend the few dollars to have all the options we paid members have. Cause if you can’t afford it, then you can’t afford to go dutch at dinner or a motel room when we meet. 1. I know this may not be for everybody, a picture is worth a thousand words, so when I look at pictures I look at the background, and if your house is neat and tidy that’s a plus, and not beer bottles and food laying around on the floor, or cloths piled up in the corner. That may tell me a little about your hygiene.

Wow, the thread about the top things you hate about profiles was easier,lol. We try and view the overall profile when determining possible compatibility and genuineness, and I think for us, it's easier to spot the things that raise a red flag. Some things that catch our eye and give us an overall good feeling on a profile.... 1) Pictures, of BOTH spouses if a couple. Some pictures need to include faces, even if they are in the private section. If we plan a meet, how will we know it's you? We're not falling for that old trick "We'll be the ones wearing the red carnations in our ass" again! 2) Substance, substance, substance. We like a profile to be well written & well formed. While we're not the language police, poor grammar and horrible spelling, just doesn't make a great first impression on us. Something that shows a little bit of imagination and intelligence does. 3) We totally agree that listing some of your interests and hobbies are an absolute plus. It makes for a nice icebreaker and gives us something to begin a conversation if we're to actually meet. 4) Catchy taglines are one of the first thing to catch our eye. We like to change ours often. Sometimes stating the obvious, other times just something that makes you go hmmmmm. 5) Personality counts. We know that not everyone expresses themselves well with words, but a little creativity helps every time. Your profile here is your one and only "sales pitch". If a profile speaks nothing of a person's personality, we're usually going to assume them to be on the introverted side, and would have a hard time getting to know them well enough to get to the "take your pants off" stage. On the other hand, if it's just crass, you'll just leave us wondering. Do you really believe that "Wife has big tits,and I'm hung like a mouse, errr MOOSE" says all there is to know about your personality? If so, maybe Judge Smaile's said it best in "Caddyshack", "The world needs ditchdiggers too".

hummm good thread,
most likes things in profiles
1- pics, face pics of anyone listed in the profile
2 - something written in it, not the same line over and over only
3 - interest listed
4 - clear outline of them and what they want
5 - a feel of fun, and free to let loose,