Not so sure about that lol - I doubt they really mean she's a cold fish :)

Sorry babe but you would lose that bet.

Oh, and incidentally nothing in your profile is in any way offensive... it's only a matter of how you want to come across...

Belive me if I were a betteing man I'd bet you didn't mean that line the way it comes across. Personally, I'd soft swap with a couple if I thought they were truly sexual and sensual people. We're full-swap, but one of our best experiences ever was a soft-swap evening because one off the ladies was having their "ladies' days" that time of month and we ended up having to limit ourselves. The key for us was thinking of what COULD be possible, even if we didn't live it. The key for you, likewise, is to make people thing of what COULD be possible if everything was ideal, rather than just what you guys would routinely likely be interested in... ;)

Thanks for the feedback. I will remove that line or any line if you think it is strong or offensive. Was really just trying to curb mail from men who really can read profiles. As for boring to offensive, if I had discovered my bi- tendencies prior to meeting my wonderful husband I would probably be a lesbian. He knows all of my secrete spots because he brought me out of my shell. That is all. I'm not repulsed by other men just not into them.

Well personally I think it's a great profile. There's honestly only one thing I would consider changing/removing, and that's where you say "sorry guys, not interested"... it's enough to have explained you don't want to do it without making it sound like the very thought of it might be a turn-off. Everything else ranges from OK to great, with some really good parts in it that convey you'd be fun to hang out with. Like you already said the real reason you're probably not getting a lot of responses is that the range of what you like to do is pretty restrictive. Obviously you shouldn't change that if it's what you are looking for, but like we said above at least don't make it sound possible that the thought of anything more is either boring or repulsive. Everything else about you guys conveys positive energy, which should be enough to get interest! As for the many views with few messages, it's probably all of the guys coming back day after day to see the delicious pic of you with the hat by the farm equipment ;)

Just like a lot of people's posts I think we get way more views than posts and wanted to get an honest assessment. I know we limit ourselves with our style of lifestyle but we figured we would get a larger response.