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TOPIC: Here's a Profile Gem!
Created by: losamantes
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I ran across this in a profile the other day and just had to pass it along. OK, profile has no pics, In the profile they state "we won't post any pictures because we have REAL jobs". Wow, I guess the 95% of us with pictures don't have REAL jobs, ROFL!

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I think this only cracks you up if you follow Bill Clinton's definition of what sex is.

Otherwise the two aren't necessarily contradictory at all.

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I recently saw this one and it cracked us up (emphasis theirs):

Quote: "We would love to have sex at a concert, during a movie, or somewhere of that nature; surrounded by people who have no idea whats taking place. OUR MAIN PRIORITY IS PRIVACY AND DISCRETION. "

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gunslngr aww... thank you! What a sweet thing to say.

Windermere FL
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LOL newtothescene131! Yeah really... I guess we're all independently wealthy.

Windermere FL
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Some of us must be amazing at getting other people to pay our bills.

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My attempts to search their profile indicate they have deactivated it, or blocked couples. I remember their name.

Winter Garden FL
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Yep, that was the one! Bet they're going to be at home watching TV on Saturday night, lol.

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Did it say this:

You know why we don't have pics uploaded? Cause we have jobs, real jobs and we are attractive, the last time we put pics up we got a bunch of weird douches asking my husband to fuck their fat wives and those idiots thought I'd let them lay on me.... No gross! Look no couples! My man is not a cuck weirdo.

If so, I think we saw the same profile.

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I ran across this in a profile the other day and just had to pass it along. OK, profile has no pics, In the profile they state "we won't post any pictures because we have REAL jobs". Wow, I guess the 95% of us with pictures don't have REAL jobs, ROFL!

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