Your profile is peppered with negatives: Don't, no, never
There are other ways of saying the things you want without using so many negatives. For example, you say you've "never been in a FMF" Why not just state that you'd like to enjoy a FMF? You say..."if you don't believe me..." why would you need to qualify your statement with this? Why wouldn't someone believe you?

Take out the LOLs...they scream of insecurity or nervousness. If your statement is witty, we'll laugh on our own.

Needs some work, but it's manageable. I'd certainly suggest posting SOME sort of pic. There are discreet ways around your "issue."

Ok, Ill give you a different perspective. From a single male point of view you invoke a lot of emotions: First off, "would everybody please take a look at my profile"? Damn man! you are pushy from the start. EVERYBODY? You want everybody to take a look at your profile? Try somebody Jack. "I'm not sure what is the issue but I think it's dorky"?? wtf? Dorky is used as an adjective...that sentence is confusing unless you are just wanting to reinforce the fact that you are a DORK? Yeah that should work...All the hot babes are sitting at home chatting with their hubbies saying "honey we have tried the young hunks and the BBC, the swimmer guy is kinda cute but what I'd really like to try next time is a DORK preferably one with some issues and a heavy dose of Drama" You really think there are a lot of those ladies out there? You don't have a public picture cause you got way too much drama in your life and you describe yourself as looking like an IT professional. Hmmm I'm not getting a very good mental picture here stud. You not being photogenic probably just means you are dog ugly. So far interest level is below zero I'm sure. "Hey, If I e-mail you, e-mail me back". If you e-mailed me I'd probably e-mail you back just to tell you how far up your ass to stick it. There are no pleasantries there and you start the sentence off ...in fact you start your profile off with "Hey". That's no way to be polite. You can ask that in a completely different tone and close with it, don't open with it. The rest of your profile comes across as really arrogant. Lets face it dude you are 6-2 and 300 lbs.... you are not gods gift in the looks department and there is a distinct lack of warmth or charm in your profile. Accept this as a fact...if you don't get laid in the vanilla world, what makes you think the odds in here will be any better. Having raked you over the coals, I apologize cause I'm sure you are a nice guy. You are probably an overworked lab rat type who just happens to do a lot of work near the do-nuts. But, since you asked, start over man. You are off on the wrong foot.

Can you do anything beyond oral and manipulating the g-spot? Certainly not catching my attention otherwise, and your being so limited doesn't score any points with me. Single males are a dime a dozen, add in those claiming their talents are the best thing since women discovered orgasms....more like a dime a gross :( Clean up your profile, add more about your play partner interests and stop bragging about your oral skills. Also, the posting of yahoo IM info shows you don't respect others -- SLS is clear about not putting external contact info into your profile, your disregard of their TOS tells me my limits would also be disregarded. Good luck, Mrs TF3