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"that goes for Ms Uriah too. In fact I don't believe ones own death could be considered an acceptable excuse."

@SirCum, I believe that death would be an acceptable excuse since I am not enthralled with the idea of zombies.;)

Mrs. Uriah

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@current: that goes for Ms Uriah too. In fact I don't believe ones own death could be considered an acceptable excuse.

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@Angelmica,

Looking at Mrs. Angels pcs the only excuse that makes sense in your case is "Sorry but my seeing eye dog had his driver's license revoked."

;)

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"I'm sorry, but I had a flat tire, and my spare was flat".

I know it was probably just a lame excuse, but... My mom had a flat the other day, called roadside service, they put her spare on, and 5 minutes down the road she had to call again as the spare was flat too.

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"my son was sick" "familly emergency" "sitter cancled" "weather was shitty"

heard just about all of them.

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How about this as a lame excuse for a single male who solicited sex, yet was a no-show:

"I'm sorry, but I had a flat tire, and my spare was flat".

Good thing my dick keeps the woman happy; I don't relish the scenario where a big stud single male actually shows up, then arrives with a limp one.

Mr. Uriah (the "Advocate for Single Males").

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You have a great ass body.


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