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| Ahhh the life of a single swinger! LOL! I received an e-mail from a couple stating that they'd "love to use me as a sex puppet"! I believe it occurs to most couples how to approach a single swinger, but I'm curious.....what are some of the worst couple approaches you've received? |
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"anyone now how to get into this. but the only thing is that i havnt got a partner and i never had sex with anyone yet."
I suggest starting with yourself, first. Then moving onto hookers for a lesson or two. Once you can get laid by your peers...then come back after the training wheels are off. M. |
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PG,
LMAO!!!! ~ Jen |
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You learn these things when you are a northern girl that found her way into the south ;) The rings in the pockets are not biggest condoms on earth, they are for your chew.
Bullit county fore-play..............get in the truck bitch. PG |
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Pg,
I think you're correct and I don't know what I was thinking. I never considered the chew (chaw) and that might jus' be gettin' us'in into the type a spitten' contest that we weren't a plannin' fer. Yours in proper circle-jerk etiquette, ~ Jen |
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Jen I think I will take a pass on that one, after all given where I live, if I wanted to do the "incest family" (you know your brothers your lover and your sister is his father ect)all I have to do is drive about an hour until I start hearing the theme from deliverance then stop the car. I'm sure a truck load of them would come along in about 15 minutes, wait for them to get all the chew out of their mouths and we are all set.
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But Jen how could you resist such a perfectly worded email? Its not everyday you get an offer like that, and from such a hottie to boot!
PG(who should keep her mouth shut so jen doesn't give the guy her email address) |
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The old bukkake opening doesn't seem to work anymore. :)
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We had a guy request the following in his initial E-mail (his attached picture made the hillbillies in the movie Deliverance look like Tom Cruise):
"Id love to meet u with a few of my friends and we can stand around in a circle and jerk off all over u and cover u in our cum." I don't know what possessed me but somehow I resisted his unselfish offer. ~ Jen |
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Here it is..the next installment of how to F***up before even meeting.
"If you are interested (and not really 190)" I am REALLY 190#. I don't need a BiF because even at my HUGE 190# I have a 32yo built gf..thank you very much. Seems she likes me for me.. go figure. He wrote a nice note and then puts this little extra in there. He and his wife are older. She's not that much smaller than me. Sheesh. They wanted someone experienced but I guess...his fantasy was of a skinny, young, woman. Shaking head. Why approach me at all?? Why do I continue to be amazed??? M. |
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