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TOPIC: Why do some men lie about penis size
Created by: TaranisofGaul
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Last week on "One Thousand Ways to Die' they had a segment about some doofus (probably a yankee) who strapped a salami onto his thigh with a length of rubber hose and went to the disco to impress the ladies..... After a night of dancing and prancing, he fell over dead due to cutting off his blood supply.

What I want to know is what compells some dudes to lie about their penis size? Don't they stop and consider the fact that when they have to drop trousers that anybody who was impressed by their fake statistics will be unimpressed when they uncover their shortcomings?

Wouldn't these fellows be better off taking five times the recommended allotment of Enzyte and just avoiding the issue and embarrasment for themselves?

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How about this whopper.... My cock is that of legends, it is Herculean in its ability to please. The girth would put Godzilla to shame, alas that monster cock is fictitious, so gives no true measure to the majestity of my awesome member. If you see it, worry not you fair maiden, for the incredible snake that is my cock will not turn you to stone, but it will surely bite deep within the passionate caverns of you moist love dwelling. I dare any adventurous woman to gaze upon it and not be stunned into utter amazament at its wonderus size.... Which of you ladies hazards to go first to unleash the volcanic semen that lies deep within the ball sacks of my lust?

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Why lie the moment you drop your pants the the size will show.

Bradford Canada
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@Kwan: I love your honesty. Lonely? In the LS? To read some of the posts on here you would think that life in the LS is one big party which it surely is not. As to the question. It's foolish to lie because as one poster mentioned unless you don't plan to meet people it's going to be revealed. A man with a small penis is not a deal breaker for me as long as we click in other areas but the clicking has to be the shit to make up for the difference. I am just keeping it 100. And a man with an average or large dick doesn't mean I am staying for that either. I want the whole package which includes imagination and not just in the bedroom because frankly I do a good job at pleasing myself. I need the other stuff too.

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People are lonely, feel rejected and just think that size matters from all the porn.

Wilmington NC
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Unless you are on this site for internet fun, your size will be found out at your first encounter. So there is no need to lie unless you never plan to meet people.

Vineland NJ
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@ KJ: sharing is caring...

to the OP: dunno, especially if they plan on gettin nekkid.

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Hmmm, how about because they are insecure! If you are comfortable in your skin and with your heart and abilities, size of any "parts" - M or F - do not matter . . . .

Haverhill MA
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WTF I thought we were / are a sharing community ?

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"Never lie about what I have,,, with what a lot of the ladys want I do not have. But what I have you can not have. it's all mine and I am not shareing."

Well said, Sinbach. My sediments exactly.

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same reason women lie about their size, and LSers lie about their ages......to get f'ing lucky

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TOPIC: Why do some men lie about penis size