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TOPIC: Why do some men lie about penis size
Created by: TaranisofGaul
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Last week on "One Thousand Ways to Die' they had a segment about some doofus (probably a yankee) who strapped a salami onto his thigh with a length of rubber hose and went to the disco to impress the ladies..... After a night of dancing and prancing, he fell over dead due to cutting off his blood supply.

What I want to know is what compells some dudes to lie about their penis size? Don't they stop and consider the fact that when they have to drop trousers that anybody who was impressed by their fake statistics will be unimpressed when they uncover their shortcomings?

Wouldn't these fellows be better off taking five times the recommended allotment of Enzyte and just avoiding the issue and embarrasment for themselves?

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@ Sinbach 1. I think that's how one would measure the length of a deer's tail. Although, I don't know why anyone would want to do that. It doesn't count toward the "Boone and Crocket" or "Pope and Young" scores. All of which I have nothing to brag about.

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"circumstance is measured at the widest part."

circumference....circumstance is what brings one together ;)

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This is always a silly topic. But it is quite simply. Run your finger down the shaft from the head towards your belly. From the point of attachment of the penis to the belly is the starting point. The end point is obviously the tip of the head of the penis.

Side note, circumstance is measured at the widest part.

Ta da! Easy breezy.

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This topic reminds me about the scene in the latest Avengers where the guys are all trying to lift Mjölnir.

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After reading Sinbach's post, I'd like to know what is the accepted standard method used to measure penis length. I really have never measured my penis. My 1st wife always said it was 6 inches of bliss. I took her word for it (and believe me, she would know ! LOL) I've always told prospective female, male and couples partners it is 6 inches. Recently I had a male partner tell me it's at least 6.5" maybe even 7" (and he should know, too). Now I am not sure. I'm thinking the next time we meet I'm going to get a tape measure and have him measure my "official" length when at full mast. I know that the end measurement point for a circumsized penis of course would be at the tip of the head, but where is the starting point? Is it a certain point at the base and if so, where? Where the scrotum begins? Or is it on the opposite side of the shaft where the penis abuts to the body when it's horizontal to the floor? On the other hand maybe I should just leave it alone. I might be bummed out and made a liar if it turns out to be less than a full 6 inches LOL

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Now if I would measure from my asshole to the tip I would have mmmm about 12 inches plus perhaps lmfao. I am happy with what I have I think ? lets check that again. naaaaa.

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the same reason women lie about their weight.I quit worring about it years ago.I got what I got and thats it.just plain old 42 inches and 3/4.....hang on to that swing..........BS??????

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Thank you Mario - you are a sweetheart as always.

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Thank you Mrs. Leeza. I see you are looking better than ever. Gotta love a woman who ages like a fine wine. Mr. Leeza is a lucky man.

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Welcome back Mario!

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TOPIC: Why do some men lie about penis size