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TOPIC: Why do some men lie about penis size
Created by: TaranisofGaul
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Last week on "One Thousand Ways to Die' they had a segment about some doofus (probably a yankee) who strapped a salami onto his thigh with a length of rubber hose and went to the disco to impress the ladies..... After a night of dancing and prancing, he fell over dead due to cutting off his blood supply.

What I want to know is what compells some dudes to lie about their penis size? Don't they stop and consider the fact that when they have to drop trousers that anybody who was impressed by their fake statistics will be unimpressed when they uncover their shortcomings?

Wouldn't these fellows be better off taking five times the recommended allotment of Enzyte and just avoiding the issue and embarrasment for themselves?

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the same reason women lie about their weight.I quit worring about it years ago.I got what I got and thats it.just plain old 42 inches and 3/4.....hang on to that swing..........BS??????

Kingston TN
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Thank you Mario - you are a sweetheart as always.

Gibsonia PA
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Thank you Mrs. Leeza. I see you are looking better than ever. Gotta love a woman who ages like a fine wine. Mr. Leeza is a lucky man.

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Welcome back Mario!

Gibsonia PA
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Gwen.....very nice to be back and great to see you, darlin'.

ROC......we'll see how you worship ;-D

Vineland NJ
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She's saying that the mirror in the pictures you took is dirty and needs to be cleaned.

North Syracuse NY
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Have I ever heard of Windex?

Now I'm trying to figure out if that's a codename for something in the lifestyle I have not learned about yet, or if your talking about what makes the windows on my car shine so beautifully.

Umm... yea I've heard of windex, to a degree.

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Illsaintlouis,

Ever heard of Windex?

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Hi Mario, nice to see you back ;-)

Visalia CA
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I'm not interested in having a woman worship my manhood.

I'm interested in fucking. Anything extra is a bonus.

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TOPIC: Why do some men lie about penis size