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TOPIC: Why_do_some_men_lie_about_penis_size
Created by: TaranisofGaul
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Last week on "One Thousand Ways to Die' they had a segment about some doofus (probably a yankee) who strapped a salami onto his thigh with a length of rubber hose and went to the disco to impress the ladies..... After a night of dancing and prancing, he fell over dead due to cutting off his blood supply.

What I want to know is what compells some dudes to lie about their penis size? Don't they stop and consider the fact that when they have to drop trousers that anybody who was impressed by their fake statistics will be unimpressed when they uncover their shortcomings?

Wouldn't these fellows be better off taking five times the recommended allotment of Enzyte and just avoiding the issue and embarrasment for themselves?

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"It's like a penis, only smaller."

Et tu, Brute?

BT

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I just read an article claiming to be science-based; I won't 'squeeze' them on that, still, they point out:

"According to the results, United States gentlemen believe they have real-life eggplant emoji penises, reporting an average erect penis size of 7.24 inches."

On the flip side of the equation, "men from Canada and India tended to underestimate themselves."

If I remember correctly we have a regular poster who not only appreciates scientific data but is from Canada . . . a winning combination based on this study. Monsieur, puis-je vérifier votre taille pour vous?

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It's like a penis, only smaller.

Waxahachie TX
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Holy crap! Look at the size of that thing!!

BT

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Look down, BT. Lol

Vineland NJ
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Wait.... Which penis??

BT

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Objects in the mirror are smaller than they appear.

Norcross GA
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LOL Kwann! I'm really glad to not have been partaking of a beverage whilst reading that!

Lawrenceville GA
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HaHa I lie too! I have 21 for my age! Just do that to all the stuckup age people out there in the swinger world. Everyone looks like they got it. You drop your pants and you got what you got. Just have fun and be honest. Old pictures is what gets me.

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ms tiffany: too true. (belated) welcome to the forums.

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TOPIC: Why do some men lie about penis size
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