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TOPIC: Why do some men lie about penis size
Created by: TaranisofGaul
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Last week on "One Thousand Ways to Die' they had a segment about some doofus (probably a yankee) who strapped a salami onto his thigh with a length of rubber hose and went to the disco to impress the ladies..... After a night of dancing and prancing, he fell over dead due to cutting off his blood supply.

What I want to know is what compells some dudes to lie about their penis size? Don't they stop and consider the fact that when they have to drop trousers that anybody who was impressed by their fake statistics will be unimpressed when they uncover their shortcomings?

Wouldn't these fellows be better off taking five times the recommended allotment of Enzyte and just avoiding the issue and embarrasment for themselves?

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People are lonely, feel rejected and just think that size matters from all the porn.

Wilmington NC
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Unless you are on this site for internet fun, your size will be found out at your first encounter. So there is no need to lie unless you never plan to meet people.

Vineland NJ
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@ KJ: sharing is caring...

to the OP: dunno, especially if they plan on gettin nekkid.

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Hmmm, how about because they are insecure! If you are comfortable in your skin and with your heart and abilities, size of any "parts" - M or F - do not matter . . . .

Haverhill MA
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WTF I thought we were / are a sharing community ?

Kernersville NC
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"Never lie about what I have,,, with what a lot of the ladys want I do not have. But what I have you can not have. it's all mine and I am not shareing."

Well said, Sinbach. My sediments exactly.

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same reason women lie about their size, and LSers lie about their ages......to get f'ing lucky

Kernersville NC
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Never lie about what I have,,, with what a lot of the ladys want I do not have. But what I have you can not have. it's all mine and I am not shareing.

Bradford Canada
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@ Sinbach 1. I think that's how one would measure the length of a deer's tail. Although, I don't know why anyone would want to do that. It doesn't count toward the "Boone and Crocket" or "Pope and Young" scores. All of which I have nothing to brag about.

Seguin TX
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"circumstance is measured at the widest part."

circumference....circumstance is what brings one together ;)

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TOPIC: Why do some men lie about penis size