The perfect man : Swingers Discussion 63733

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TOPIC: The perfect man

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User Details are only visible to members.	LMAO Thats a riot!!!!!
Lancaster PA			Username hidden (2416 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	That brings a good joke to mind: A store that sells new husbands has just opened on 5th Ave. in New York City where women can goto choose a husband. As you enter the store there is a list of instructions of how the stores operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!! There are 6 floors to the store and the attributes of the men increase as you ascend the flights. There is however a catch, you may choose any men from a particular floor but once you choose to go up to the next floor you can't go down except to EXIT the building!! So a woman goes into the husband store to find a husband On the 1st floor a sign reads: Floor 1 these men have jobs. She ascends to the 2nd floor where a sign reads: Floor 2 these men have jobs and love kids She ascends to the 3rd floor where a sign reads: Floor 3 these men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking! "Wow" she thinks. But feels complled to keep going. On the 4th floor a sign reads: Floor 4 these men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the house work. "Oh mercy me!" she exclaims " I can hardly stand it" Still she goes to the 5th Floor and a signs reads: Floor 5 these men have jobs, love kids, are drop dead gorgeous, help with the house work and have a strong romantic streak. So she is tempted to stay but goes on to the 6th floor and the sign reads: You are visitor 31,456.012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exist only to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the husband store. A new wives store has opened across the street. The 1st floor has wives who enjoy sex. The 2nd floor has wives who enjoy sex and have money The 3rd thru 6th floor have never been visited.
Port Orange FL			Username hidden (54 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	OMG, that is too funny. It does get a guy to wondering about the perfect woman. Hmmm... Hot looking, smart, funny, adaptable, loving, bi, sex drive of a 15 year old boy. What do you think? Kane
Port Orange FL			Username hidden (54 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	You know better. :) Sex can't be "perfect" with someone you have no connection with, even if he's hot. There is something to be said, however, for having multiple men in one's life who meet different needs. It is also true that gay men make wonderful friends for sexually adventurous women.
Springfield VA			Username hidden (263 post)

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TOPIC: The perfect man