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Created by: cumback621 Original Starting post for this thread:
I'm in the mood to make a sports analogy. I was on this site as a couple, and now I am experiencing it as a single male. Needless to say it is a very different experience as a single. Anyway...here is my sports analogy. You know how golf is different from most other sports? The harder you try the worse the result. Ever watch someone (not you of course) who really wants to hit the ball hard, and then he ends up swinging from his heels only to pound the club into the dirt? Swinging as a single male is kind of like that. You perv all these hot couple and single bifem profiles and want to really make something happen...NOW. So you send out a bunch of emails and ims, and all you end up doing is pounding your club into the dirt. Sometimes slow and patient is the way to go, and taking lessons is a good idea too.

Created by: cumback621
Original Starting post for this thread:

I'm in the mood to make a sports analogy.  I was on this site as a couple, and now I am experiencing it as a single male.  Needless to say it is a very different experience as a single.  Anyway...here is my sports analogy.  You know how golf is different from most other sports?   The harder you try the worse the result.   Ever watch someone (not you of course) who really wants to hit the ball hard, and then he ends up swinging from his heels only to pound the club into the dirt?   Swinging as a single male is kind of like that.  You perv all these hot couple and single bifem profiles and want to really make something happen...NOW.  So you send out a bunch of emails and ims, and all you end up doing is pounding your club into the dirt.  Sometimes slow and patient is the way to go, and taking lessons is a good idea too.

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User Details are only visible to members.	Well Sex and the single is very much like golf, Ya never know how youll do untill its over, if ya shank it you still can make par, and you can always practice your short game...
Concord NH			Username hidden (555 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	It's a fun game if you know how to use your club and you know how to get your balls in the right hole. As far as straight and narrow goes. " What's wrong with big and plump " What do you think?
Altoona PA			Username hidden (265 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	One of the differences is in golf, you're supposed to hit it on the fairway. In the lifestyle, it helps if you're a bit off the staight and narrow . . .
Shadyside PA			Username hidden (319 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	It depends on what " balls " you are refering to.
Altoona PA			Username hidden (265 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	Don't you hate it when you lose your balls?
Shadyside PA			Username hidden (319 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	My balls always go where I hit them. Lets pick on another sport. A golf course is a great place to have sex. if your trying to find out how many strokes it takes to get it in the hole.
Altoona PA			Username hidden (265 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	My sports analogy is to the marathon-start out slow, let all the competitors exhaust themselves and hit the wall before the finish, and you cross the line first.
Memphis TN			Username hidden (855 post)

User Details are only visible to members.	I'm in the mood to make a sports analogy. I was on this site as a couple, and now I am experiencing it as a single male. Needless to say it is a very different experience as a single. Anyway...here is my sports analogy. You know how golf is different from most other sports? The harder you try the worse the result. Ever watch someone (not you of course) who really wants to hit the ball hard, and then he ends up swinging from his heels only to pound the club into the dirt? Swinging as a single male is kind of like that. You perv all these hot couple and single bifem profiles and want to really make something happen...NOW. So you send out a bunch of emails and ims, and all you end up doing is pounding your club into the dirt. Sometimes slow and patient is the way to go, and taking lessons is a good idea too.
West Chester PA			Username hidden (8 post)

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