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Created by: BacchusnLadywife Original Starting post for this thread:
As many of you know, Bacchus and I are both multi-lingual with varying degrees of proficiency in several languages each. There are quite a few other members in here that are the same. Poly and Penbuttons to name a few. Among the languages I am completely fluent in, I speak Moron. Since many of us receive quite a few e-mails, IM's and read posts written in the Moronic dialect, perhaps we could help translate for those not as proficient. Here's my first translation example: When receiving an message from an individual, often a male who appears to be a cheater, that appears to seek the female to meet alone, please do not assume he is seeking to cheat or disrespecting your profile that clearly states no single males. In Moron, this really means "I am a latent homosexual and really need a good girlfriend to give me fashion advice over lunch. I just bought this great little pink number on sale at Saks. But I question if it shows a little too much of my back hair." I'll contribute more installments and hope the rest of you will do the same. Newbies, please feel free to seek specific translations.

Created by: BacchusnLadywife
Original Starting post for this thread:

As many of you know, Bacchus and I are both multi-lingual with varying degrees of proficiency in several languages each. There are quite a few other members in here that are the same. Poly and Penbuttons to name a few. Among the languages I am completely fluent in, I speak Moron. Since many of us receive quite a few e-mails, IM's and read posts written in the Moronic dialect, perhaps we could help translate for those not as proficient. 

Here's my first translation example: 
When receiving an message from an individual, often a male who appears to be a cheater, that appears to seek the female to meet alone, please do not assume he is seeking to cheat or disrespecting your profile that clearly states no single males. In Moron, this really means "I am a latent homosexual and really need a good girlfriend to give me fashion advice over lunch. I just bought this great little pink number on sale at Saks. But I question if it shows a little too much of my back hair."

I'll contribute more installments and hope the rest of you will do the same. Newbies, please feel free to seek specific translations.

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User Details are only visible to members.	I think we're all realizing, in learning from each other, that generally the moron, as well as a number of birds are harmless however annoying. This is the rule rather than the exception. But there is a potentially quite dangerous sect of the Moron Culture. They are known as Attention Whores. Please do not be confused by the term whore as limited to only the female gender. The male or female Attention Whore is relatively easy to spot. In a bar they are the person laughing exceptionally loud and constantly at the slightest thing. They're also known to pound their hands on the table for emphasis and dance right in front of the band rather than on the dance floor. Often they do not dress age or weight appropriate. In a swing club they are the ones making noises like they are starring in a porn video. They also like to change position every ten seconds while looking about to ensure everyone notices. In person or in the site they are professional victims. There is always something seriously wrong in their lives and they want us to wipe their little noses and powder their bums for them far more than the average individual would ever expect. They also will create threads that have no informational nor humorous value but simply shreak ME,ME, ME, PAY ATTENTION TO ME. In a chat room they get offended if you speak to another lady. It is perfectly safe to either genuinely or just because you want to appear to be the nice person you are empathize with these people. But be careful not to go to far. At the least, you may be enabling them to continue a life out of control. There is also the great probability that everything isn't quite that bad but that they thrive on drama. In the worse case scenarios, you could be drawn in so far that you give them something, lend them something (which you'll never get back), get cyber or literally stalked or the worse poosible thing.....give them a mercy fuck which you regret later.
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User Details are only visible to members.	Perhaps the publishing of a field book is in order here to help us identify these truly unique birds!! What will the title be???? Hmmmmmmmmmm........LOL Mrs.
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User Details are only visible to members.	So why do they call 'em morons? Shouldn't it be Moroffs??? Mike
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