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TOPIC: AARP crowd ** bitch of the day !
Created by: fingerfuxs
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Venting for the 50 plus fora's :)

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KJ. OMG, I am so glad I do my kegels faithfully or I'd be wet and NOT in a good way!

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*snort!*

KJ you didn't really, didja?

thanks for the out loud laugh.

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wasn't sure where to post this ....... but I hope it makes you smile

Well, there was a bit of confusion at the grocery store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

I gave her a startled look and made a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, however, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card!!

Consequently, I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions a whole lot clearer for those of us getting up there in age!!

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@sexy. Yeah we do. In any marriage there are bad times but by far me and my little temptress are always looking for the next good time

Charlie

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So, Charlie, Are you smiling a lot? Is she?

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@ sexy you may be right but what she wants is what I give her if it is humanly possible

Charlie

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Maybe you need a position change to take some pressure off your poor back.

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@sexy. You may be right because she likes to fuck as she is gorgeous

Charlie

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I think ya got it wrong blaming the concrete, Charlie. With a Doll like that, any guy would have a chronically sore back! But a smile on his face.

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My first bitchfest for 2015, the media yacking about how the flu shot might not be enought this flu season...Gawd.....every year it's the same old fear mongerish boor of a report. News flash a flu shot doesn't make you immune to getting the flu. It increases your odds of not getting it.....nothing more nothing less.

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TOPIC: AARP crowd ** bitch of the day !