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KJ, I'm relatively new to forums. You are a total "trip" no matter what thread you are posting on. So refreshing!!!!!!

Scandle>>> Welcome to my world. Changed the blades on the lawn tractor yesterday and can barely walk today.

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AsTime can't wait to see you

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KJ. Darn girl, you are VERY funny! Dinner's on me if I realize my dream this year and move to NC.

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Ugh! After contorting my body to fit inside of a narrow wooden file cabinet to make repairs last night, my shoulder and neck muscles are so tight today that they're giving me a tension headache. At least the repairs held!

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Now you two know very well this could not be about me, since my favorite thing for dinner (most meals actually) are reservations. wink wink

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KJ. OMG, I am so glad I do my kegels faithfully or I'd be wet and NOT in a good way!

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*snort!*

KJ you didn't really, didja?

thanks for the out loud laugh.

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wasn't sure where to post this ....... but I hope it makes you smile

Well, there was a bit of confusion at the grocery store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."

I gave her a startled look and made a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, however, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card!!

Consequently, I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They need to make their instructions a whole lot clearer for those of us getting up there in age!!

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@sexy. Yeah we do. In any marriage there are bad times but by far me and my little temptress are always looking for the next good time

Charlie

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So, Charlie, Are you smiling a lot? Is she?

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