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Do you remember the song "oh where oh where has my little dog gone"? Good now use that tune with just a little change:

oh where oh where has my libido gone

oh where oh where can she be

with her years cut short

and her tail alone

Oh where oh where can she be

Clemmons NC
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Funly: It's hard for me to pee after penetration although I've never experienced orgasm from that.

Vero Beach FL
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All of us men know how hard it is to pee with a hardon...LOL

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@BLT. LMAO. I'll let you know if I live that long. ;-))))

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@Nudist: Is that what we have to look forward to....LMAO

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@ Fun. LOL

@Sweet. I love the fall and my fire pit.

A 90 year old man said to his doctor: "I need some viagra." The doctor said: "No problem. How many do you need?". The old man said: "30 for a start, but cut them into fourths". The doctor said: "I doubt that a fourth of a viagra will help you much." The old man said: "I don't need them for sex doc. I just want my whacker to stick out far enough that I don't pee in my shoes."

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We love fall,,,,,,,,,,,cant wait to sit around a fire, or slip into a hot tub, and enjoy,,

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90 year old cpl goes to the Dr and says there sex life isn't the same as it was. the Dr asked when did you notice? the women says twice last night and three times this morning.

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@Nudist: The joke is funny! Someone once said that if gay men can take a dick up the ass, they can take a joke. That caused a firestorm.

I totally agree with you, Life is Good....right now....and I am basking in it as I recall when it wasn't.

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Two older Native American women had lived on an Indian reservation all of their lives. They decided it was time to venture out and see other places. They picked the closest cities for their venture. Dallas/Fort Worth, TX.

One evening, they were standing on a street corner admiring the lights, atmosphere, noises, activities and the bustle of hundreds of people all around them. They were astounded by the whole picture of being in a city for the first time.

They were approached by two other younger women. One of the two younger women ask: "Hey you, what are you two doing here"? One of the Native American ladies spoke up and said: "We are just admiring the city life. It is so fascinating. I am an Arapaho and my friend here is a Navajo. We have never been to a city before. What are you two girls doing"?

The other younger woman spoke up and said: "Well, I am a Dallas ho and my friend here is a FortWorth ho.This is our corner.Y'all go find you another corner one to stand on".

Hopefully this joke doesn't offend anyone. It my not be politically correct to tell it.

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