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Hey Tigg, I always enjoy your generous spirit!

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Damn, I'm on the light side of 50 and sometimes I can't find my kakis (car -keys for all you non Massholes :)

Leominster MA
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scandle I have some thing you can have a free ride on :)

Rockport MA
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HT - I've successfully completed another free ride around the sun today.

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,,,,,"At our age what would you rather have, Parkinson's or Alzhiemer's,,,Parkinson's, I'd rather spill a half an ounce of Scotch then forget where I put the bottle",,,,,

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She's single... she's built ...she's beautiful and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when She walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and I have this strong urge to have a good time, dance, get drunk, and have sex tonight. Are you doing anything?" I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free!" "Great," she said. "Can you watch my dog?"

Being a senior citizen really sucks!

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Here's one from Pensacola Beach, Fla

Two elderly women at the assisted living center - one a resident for awhile and one a newcomer - were having their morning coffee together. The newcomer asked the other - Martha, do you ever get those feelings ? Martha replied - what feelings are you referring to Alice ? You know Martha - those old horny feelings where you wish you had a man again ? Yes Alice I still do - about once a week ! Alice asked - Well what do you do about them ? Well, I just suck on a LifeSaver until the feeling goes away. To which Alice replied - Darn, I didn't know the van would take us to the beach !

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KJ. In my opinion that totally fits here. I'm LMAO.

Seguin TX
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Not sure it really fits here, but hey Santa is card carrying AARP member:

Santa went down the Chimney and started putting presents under the tree.

He went to leave and noticed the most beautiful red headed women laying there in her naughty nighties, She said santa do you wanna stay and play,

He said HO HO HO Gotta go Gotta Go gotta deliver presents to the kids Ho HO.

So he went to leave again and She said once more, "Santa dont you want to stay and play" as she took off her nighties and was layin there in a sexxy g-string,

He said Ho Ho HO gotta go gotta go gotta deliver presents to the kids dont you know ho ho,

So he went to leave one last time and the women said again,

"Santa stay and play" and when he turned around she was laying there completely naked, The most beautiful thing in the world spread eagle,

He said hey hey hey gotta stay gotta stay, cant go up the chimney with my pecker this way!

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Okay, Kelly a good one. For that one you get the, "Church Lady, Saturday Night Live" award.

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