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An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grandpa, what is a couple sex?"

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question then she's old enough to get a straight answer.

Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"

The little girl replied, "Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs."

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Crawfish season is in full swing in my neck of the woods. Gotta lovit!! Yummy!!!

A few years ago I took a girlfriend to an all day crawfish boil. Lots of crawfish, beer, dancing and fun. Later that evening we were feeling frisky. After our shower, we started to "snuggle". What an experience that turned out to be. I learned a valuable lesson. GUYS, LISTEN UP. THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING. If you're gonna eat crawfish and plan to get "frisky" later, MAKE DAMN SURE that you get ALL of the cayenne pepper out from under your fingernails. Warning label: failure to do so could result in serious injury or death.

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KJ, I like that better than a Maxine saying I have on a mug. My sister gave it to me when I turned 41, after listening to me complain that nobody had given me joke gifts for my previous birthday. It says, "I'm not getting old... Hell, I was old last year!"

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TIGG

Win / Win dontcha know

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Kelly I hope you tipped him well or at least sucked his tip

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I recently took some of Maxine's advice, she said:

"The key to a nice looking lawn is a good mower, I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless"

These days, the view is much nicer out my window, oh the lawn looks good too.

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Never heard of an "air bag equipped belt" before. Plus I gave up on "trying all those crazy positions". My contortionist days are over. I let gravity work for me instead of against me.

But, "all silliness aside", if there is a safety device that offers protection for our "fall risk seniors" I think it's wonderful.

Back to the "silliness>>> Maybe the idea came from one of us seniors watching the workout videos with those young sexy girls leaning over and rolling around on those big inflatable rubber balls. That's food for thought.

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For those seniors who are intent on trying all those crazy positions, I just learned of a new protective device for 'fall risk' seniors - an air-bag equipped belt.

All silliness aside, this really is a GREAT invention for the prevention and protection of falls.

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Laughing at myself and some of the stupid s#*t that I have done in my life is a lot more fun than condemning the stupid s#*t acts of others.

The "others" could care less about my opinion of there actions. As for me, I can't turn back the hands of time. All I can do is laugh at some of my stupid acts I have done and be thankful that I survived them.

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@KJ>>>>LMFAO!!!!!!!!

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