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@Tigg... Right on spot!!!

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Very creative Scandle. We'd love to see a pic :D

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Thank you, Tiggr! I hope to get a picture of that creation posted here soon so you can see what I mean. ;^D

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scandle sweety.............you will always be eyecandy :)

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My happy thought is that last night we had a blast at our 31st LS hotel takeover party. I had created a "bra" out of Mardi Gras beads which garnered lots and lots of compliments - even at the rather mature and fun age of 58! Now I know what being eye candy feels like. ;-)

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Just curious if there is any good or better place or venue to meet senior's .. I am a single male interested in couples or a single female who would enjoy visiting a resort or two and possibly a club... I am in South West Florida

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Tom ,you and Kelly should do a standup act together ,you two have the best jokes really I love them

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Dave, a retired businessman, was sitting at the bar talking to the bartender Jerry. A nicely dressed lady walked in and sat at a table by herself. She pulled out her laptop and started typing. Dave ask Jerry: "Who is that lady sitting there?" Jerry said: "I have no idea. I've never seen her before."

After a while, and a few drinks, Dave walked over to the lady's table and said: "Hello. I don't mean to interrupt your typing, but my name is Dave. I see that you are alone. May I buy you something to drink?" The woman looked at him for a few seconds and jumped to her feet and yelled loudly: "NO!!! I will not have sex with you!!!"

Dave blushed, dropped his head, and walked back to his bar stool. The bartender ask: "What the HELL was that all about???" Dave said: " I don't know but, that bitch is crazy. All i did was ask her if I could buy her a drink."

After a few minutes the woman picked up her laptop, walked over, and sat down at the bar next to Dave. She opened up her laptop and said: "I'm sorry Dave. My name is Jill. I'm a Masters Degree Psychologist working on my doctorates. I'm doing a field study and research on male behavior in reference to rejection and humiliation. You happened along and became one of the subjects for my study. I would be honored if you would let me buy you a drink and ask you a few questions to add data to my research."

Dave jumped up from his barstool and yelled loudly: "What???...$200 dollars????.... For a blow job???"

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Two old men, Sam and Bud, were sitting on a park bench. Sam says to Bud: "Do you see that little girl over there? That's my great granddaughter. She 6 years old and is smart as a whip." Bud says "Really?". Sam says: "Here, I'll show you". Sam calls the child over to him and ask her: " What does 25 X 2 equal?" The girl said: "50." Sam then ask here: What does 25 X 4 equal?" The child says: "100". Sam says: "Very good sweetie. Here's 25 cents. go get a snow cone."

Bud says: "Do you see that little boy over there that your great granddaughter is playing with? That's my 6 year old great grandson. He is as stupid as his dad, my great son-in-law. Here I'll show you." Bud calls the little boy over, reaches into his pocket and holds out 50 cents in one hand and a dollar bill in the other. Bud ask the young boy: "Which one do you want?" The boy took the 50 cents and headed for the snow cone stand. Bud said to Sam: "See, I told you. The kid never learns."

On the way home Bud ask his great grandson: "We have been going to the park all summer. Why do you always take the 50 cents instead of the dollar bill?" The kid said: "It's simple economics Grandpa. The day I take the dollar bill it's game over. You will quit telling the other old farts how stupid I am and only give me 25 cents for a snow cone."

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Ditto!

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