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@KJ I'm with you. I live in the woods and no drapes. Matches my hair. I'm bald.

Ike and Mike (twin brothers) had been hanging out at a construction sight fence watching and listening to the workers there.

One evening during dinner the father ask Ike: "what dish can I pass you son?" Ike said: pass the fucking beens Pops". POW....Dad slapped the kid and said: "Go to your room, NOW"!!!

The father then ask Mike: "What would you like to eat son?'

Mike said: "You can bet your sweet ass I don't wan't none of them fucking beens"!!!!

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great name for a rock band....Thanks Tigg!

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ooooooh a hot woods nymph :)

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Why TIGG you sweet talker you..... do my own hair and I live in the woods so no use for drapes LOL

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Kelly did rabbit do your hair and does the carpet match the drapes

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Might not be the correct forum but where are some good venues to go to get involved. Just a newbie and trying to learn the ropes ... Thanks


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An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grandpa, what is a couple sex?"

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question then she's old enough to get a straight answer.

Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"

The little girl replied, "Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs."

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Crawfish season is in full swing in my neck of the woods. Gotta lovit!! Yummy!!!

A few years ago I took a girlfriend to an all day crawfish boil. Lots of crawfish, beer, dancing and fun. Later that evening we were feeling frisky. After our shower, we started to "snuggle". What an experience that turned out to be. I learned a valuable lesson. GUYS, LISTEN UP. THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SPEAKING. If you're gonna eat crawfish and plan to get "frisky" later, MAKE DAMN SURE that you get ALL of the cayenne pepper out from under your fingernails. Warning label: failure to do so could result in serious injury or death.

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KJ, I like that better than a Maxine saying I have on a mug. My sister gave it to me when I turned 41, after listening to me complain that nobody had given me joke gifts for my previous birthday. It says, "I'm not getting old... Hell, I was old last year!"

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TIGG

Win / Win dontcha know

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