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That is priceless! I'll be sharing it with my elderly mother tomorrow.

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Good one Tom:

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An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today, and I am very sad." Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas." "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part died." "Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?" asked Nurse Tracy. "Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."

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Happy thought of the day>>> Spent a great evening with my LTR friends. Hot tub fun, good conversation and the best baby back ribs and trimmings ever. I'll leave it at that. Life is good.

Joke of the day>>> A 90 year old man went to see his doctor for a routine check up. He said: "Doc, I've never felt better. I'm fit as a fiddle. I'm 90 years old. I have a 20 year old wife who s pregnant with our first child. What do you think about that???"

The doctor thought for a minute and said: "I have a 90 year old friend who is and avid rabbit hunter. He never misses a season. Last weekend, when season opened, he left home to go hunting and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to a pond he saw a rabbit. He pointed the cane at the rabbit and yelled "BANG". The rabbit fell dead. What do you think about that?"

The old man thought a minute and said: "I think someone else killed the rabbit."

The doctor said: "Yea, that's what I'm thinking too."

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Great day with my other half. Having a hard time walking, bad knee. Going in for surgery on Wednesday. She pampered me in every way.

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The happiest thought of the day--while the vanilla world seems to have taken leaves of its senses, we find ourselves strongly anchored in our family and our lifestyle friends.

Atlanta GA
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Welcome to the club and to the Forums, AddMe4Fun ! I hope you find great success in this adventure.

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Happy as all get out to be retired and still horny. Just found the Senior Forum will have to check back in!

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@Tigg... Right on spot!!!

Seguin TX
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Very creative Scandle. We'd love to see a pic :D

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Thank you, Tiggr! I hope to get a picture of that creation posted here soon so you can see what I mean. ;^D

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