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TOPIC: AARP_crowd***Happy_thought_of_the_day
Created by: fingerfuxs
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If your happy and you know it flash your boobs :)

It's a pretty simple thread, Golf, Discounts, Parneting moments, Grand Parneting moments.......What ever your happy thoughts are that you might want to share :)

Looking forward to reading some.

Mayhem formally know as the poster that fucker !!!

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Keep em' coming I love to laugh

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Beat it. We’re closed.

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These jokes are hysterical. You are all amazing and should be doing stand up.

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Two Jewish men go to Mexico for a vacation and walk into a restaurant to get something to eat. As they sit down the one man asked the other if he thought with so many Jewish people in the world wouldn’t you think there would be Mexican Jews.

The other man looks at him and says, yes I would think there should be lots of Mexican Jews in Mexico. Let’s ask the waiter replied the man. Oh waiter, we have a question to ask you. Do you have any Mexican Jews here?

The waiter replies, please wait and I’ll ask the cook. Minutes pass and the waiter comes back and tells them no we don’t.

That’s hard to believe says the one man to the other. You must be mistaken. The waiter says that he will ask again.

The one man looks at the other and says with so many Jews In the world he has to be wrong. The other man agreed.

The waiter comes back and tells them that the cook said, We have Orange Juice, Grape Juice, Tomato Juice but, No Mexican Juice..

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Inez and kelly and kibbs......... the older you get the more ravishing you look

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AARP HT - having dinner tonight with my 'original' playmate. We've been together (off & on) for 32 years. He is one of the main reasons I am STILL attracted to older men.

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A man was out walking one day and went by a retirement home. As he passed the front lawn, he saw nine old ladies basking in the sun in lounge chairs. When he looked closer he realized that they were all stark naked.

He went to the door and rang the bell. When the director answered the door, the man asked if he realized there were nine naked old ladies lying in the sun on the front lawn.

The director said, "Yes" and went on to explain that the old ladies were all retired prostitutes living at the retirement home, and they were having a yard sale.

ba dum tsh

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I'm turning 54 soon so I went to see my doctor and asked him if my heart was healthy enough to have sex at my age.

He whipped off his lab coat and said, "Let's find out!"

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Remember there is always a silver lining

Howard is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.

One evening, Annabel, age 87, wandered into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Howard turns to Annabel and asks, “Do you know what I miss most of all?”

She asks “What?”

He replies “SEX!!!”

Annabel exclaims, “Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!”

“I know”, Howard says, “but it would be nice if a woman just held it for a while."

“Well, I can oblige”, says Annabel, who gently unzips his trousers and removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.

They agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Annabel would hold Howard's manhood.

Then, one night, Howard didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Annabel decided to find Howard and make sure that he was O.K. She walked around the home until she found him sitting by the pool with Sarah, who was holding Howard's manhood!

Furious, Annabel yelled, “You two-timing creep! What does she have that I don't have?”

Howard smiled and replied "Parkinson's!”

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LOL. As I stated "a legend"!!!!!

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Tom, if these two had been her grandparents - that poor mom would not have so much explaining to do:

Johnny asks grandpa: "Do you still have sex with granny?"

Grandpa says: "Yes, but only oral."

Johnny asks: "What is oral?"

Grandpa says: "I say fuck you, she says fuck you, too."

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