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Yep! For men and women . . . and it works ;)

Tink is on the T pellet and I'm on T jabs . . . lets Tink release some aggression when she stabs me in the ass once a week . . . LOL!!

Fort Worth TX
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@KellyJean: There is help for whoever has that issue.

Vero Beach FL
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Do you remember the song "oh where oh where has my little dog gone"? Good now use that tune with just a little change:

oh where oh where has my libido gone

oh where oh where can she be

with her years cut short

and her tail alone

Oh where oh where can she be

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Funly: It's hard for me to pee after penetration although I've never experienced orgasm from that.

Vero Beach FL
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All of us men know how hard it is to pee with a hardon...LOL

North Blenheim NY
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@BLT. LMAO. I'll let you know if I live that long. ;-))))

Seguin TX
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@Nudist: Is that what we have to look forward to....LMAO

Vero Beach FL
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@ Fun. LOL

@Sweet. I love the fall and my fire pit.

A 90 year old man said to his doctor: "I need some viagra." The doctor said: "No problem. How many do you need?". The old man said: "30 for a start, but cut them into fourths". The doctor said: "I doubt that a fourth of a viagra will help you much." The old man said: "I don't need them for sex doc. I just want my whacker to stick out far enough that I don't pee in my shoes."

Seguin TX
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We love fall,,,,,,,,,,,cant wait to sit around a fire, or slip into a hot tub, and enjoy,,

Houston TX
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90 year old cpl goes to the Dr and says there sex life isn't the same as it was. the Dr asked when did you notice? the women says twice last night and three times this morning.

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